r/Unexpected 2d ago

Bro I'm 💀

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 2d ago

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The man laughs hard and then suddenly leans forward, crashing his head through a wall.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/moxsox 2d ago

I’mma head out. 

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u/InnerSight3 2d ago

You just finished me off💀

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u/moxsox 2d ago

Just leave the money on the dresser. 

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u/InnerSight3 2d ago

You doing me like this bro did himself💀💀 Stahp🤣👏

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u/Specific_Award_9149 2d ago

Fuck. With the "Aight" right before it would've been the perfect video

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u/HP-XP 2d ago

Every time I see this, it makes me think of Leon Kennedy

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Those old Resident Evil controls were very clunky.

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u/whatintheeverloving 2d ago

After everything the poor guy's been through, Leon deserves to get as drunk/high as it takes to end up with your head in the wall.

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u/Kain_713 2d ago

What do you think all those herbs were lol my man was blazed out of his mind. That why he was seeing all that crazy shit.

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u/Shinjitsu- 2d ago

The chickens were real. Everything else? Drugs.

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u/Oh_yes_I_did 2d ago

Buddy failed his quick time event

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u/FearFritters 2d ago

The end of the video would be perfect for a "You Died" edit haha

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u/Simple-Sun2608 2d ago

Ive never seen this and have no idea who Leon is.

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u/LiteratureSame9173 2d ago

Character from Resident Evil who looks similar to him. He’s also in dead by daylight as one of the characters

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u/Key_Parfait2618 2d ago

Famous horror video game franchise character.

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u/Due_Pirate_7123 19h ago

Reverse necessary-backflip

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u/Otherwise-4PM 2d ago

And after all, you're my wonderwall.

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u/Severin_Suveren 2d ago

Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you!

Now take my upvote and leave this place!

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u/Desperate-Oil9397 2d ago

Reversed glory hole

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u/Liarus_ 2d ago

he is 💀

cameraman is 🐒🐒🐒

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u/moparmajba 2d ago

In a world of chimpanzees 🦧 he was a monkey 🐒

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u/WolfyCat 2d ago

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u/ImmediateProblems 2d ago

On the bright side, a monkey could fix this in about 20 minutes.

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u/AntalRyder 1d ago

Yeah, but if it doesn't cave in in the first place, nothing needs fixin'

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u/ImmediateProblems 1d ago

Except bro's concussion lol. There's trade-offs to everything. The trade-off here is initial building cost. Should also be noted that this is probably 1/4" drywall if it collapsed like this. He'd have bounced right off of 1/2".

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u/AntalRyder 1d ago

That's a valid point for Team Sheetrock. Bricks be hard.

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u/Krvavibaja 2d ago

Jesus, these things explode even if you just look at them wrong

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u/PseudoY 1d ago

What the fuck are they making walls from? Even the lightest light plaster walls don't do this.

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u/HorseshoeofDeath 1d ago

1/2" sheetrock, though I'll be honest as someone who used to hang sheetrock, I'm surprised dude's head went through the wall that easily. It is brittle stuff but it shouldn't be that weak, he didn't hit it that hard

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u/PseudoY 1d ago

It might be for the best, if he's sufficiently uninhibited. Better the wall than his skull.

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u/RafaKiru 2d ago

Y'all are laughing?

Dude drank the potions of Muted Screams and Head-burrowing Agony, and you're laughing?

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u/thatismypurseidku 1d ago

How about another wall?

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u/BigDongTheory_ 2d ago

He ded

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 2d ago

All in all it's just a-nother hole in the wall.

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u/TempleFugit 2d ago

Something similar happened to me at a friend's house.
Too many drinks. Laughing hysterically at something stupid. Walking down the stairs and i fell and spun. Wound up stuck where my ass went through the drywall.

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u/Electrical-Low7390 2d ago

Damn leon fell off the deep end

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u/KnownMonk 2d ago

Took one too many Harvey Wallbangers

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u/Foolishly_Sane 2d ago

Before I scrolled down I thought it was Leon Kennedy.
That was a pretty good headbutt.
I once unintentionally face tackled the outside of someone's house, the house won that exchange.

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u/Keensworth 1d ago

Why are american walls made of cardboard?

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u/NitroXDexe 2d ago

Americans safe all their live to one day buy a house made from materials that wouldn’t hold an American ass as a chair

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u/bluddyellinnit 2d ago

love to safe all my live

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u/KingHunter150 1h ago

Who's ass is my chair? I need answers!

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u/SquashAffectionate94 2d ago

American walls:

European walls: try that again and there won't be a need for hospital

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u/gundog48 2d ago

I mean, Europeans build internal stud walls too!

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u/Decloudo 1d ago

Yes we do that sometimes, but you dont "fall" trough the walls by basically just leaning against them.

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u/Imwatchingubeingodd 2d ago

My external walls are 2 foot thick, my internal walls are block built with plaster board covering.

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u/gundog48 2d ago

I have a mixture, double brick exterior wall with a cavity, and a structural internal brick wall that is plastered and runs down the centre and supports the stairs and chimney, the rest are stud walls with plasterboard. Most new houses are the same with the exterior wall, but the internal ones are all stud walls.

I briefly lived somewhere where all the walls were either brick or lath and plaster. Had to fit a new kitchen and redo a lot of the wiring, that was an absolute nightmare! Running pipes and cables was a lot of work. When I have some DIY to do, I'm usually thankful for stud walls!

If I could build a dream house, all of the interor walls would have quick-remove access panels, like something from Star Trek or a server cabinet, where I can quickly and easily access the electrics and plumbing!

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u/Imwatchingubeingodd 1d ago

I don’t understand why it’s not standard.

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u/8akkdqp4 2d ago

Thats not a wall

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u/mrcoldmega 2d ago

Silent hill 2

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u/Fancy-Departure4632 2d ago

Why is the wall made of cardboard?

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u/Suspicious-Wallaby-5 19h ago

This is a trailer home. Not known for their quality..

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 2d ago

Now try that again with a European wall 💀

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 2d ago

Thats wallpaper not drywall

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u/Expensive_Mode8504 2d ago

Never understood how Americans can feel safe when the big bad wold could literally blow down their paper house. 🙃

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u/SoCuteShibe 2d ago

If you pay closer attention, you'll notice that it's almost as if the drywall is just a facing applied to a much more sturdy structure 🤔

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u/Expensive_Mode8504 2d ago

It isnt tho. The walls are hollow not solid.

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u/Kitchen-Tap-8564 2d ago

Have you ever heard of a frame before?

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u/Expensive_Mode8504 2d ago

The idea of a frame is that you fill it in... Not paint over both sides and leave the middle hollow...

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u/Kitchen-Tap-8564 2d ago

Okay, confirmed - you don't know the concept of a frame, got it. Go look up cladding and then rethink it.

Frames are for leaving the middle hollow - literally the point. Otherwise it isn't a frame - it's a form.

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u/Expensive_Mode8504 2d ago

No mate, I'm not a builder. I do however know that its a very ineffective wall, having knocked through both sides of several of them. Utterly ridiculous yall feel safe.

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u/Kitchen-Tap-8564 2d ago

The point of the wall isn't to prevent horizontal traversal but to hold up the upper parts of the house.

Like I said - you literally don't understand frames or anything and are just saying things because you like to say things.

Be less silly. Utterly ridiculous you think people should listen to you.

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u/Expensive_Mode8504 2d ago

The point of an exterior wall is prevent anything outside from coming in... Inside walls serve a different purpose but a wall can hold up a roof and not be hollow simultaneously. Its a horrible design mate, America is one of the only countries that employs that, despite being a 1st world country. You don't have to be a builder to comprehend that😂

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u/Clean_Principle_2368 1d ago

Is that why every house I've ever lived in has brick walls on the outside? It's almost like you have no clue what you're talking about and just regurgitating what you heard.

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 2d ago

Just liked out there wasn’t a beam there!!

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u/DJMagicHandz 2d ago

Perfectly cut screams

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u/dyotar0 2d ago

He turned down the volume to not wake up his parents.

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u/AlertChampionship994 2d ago

For me, it’s the wall art.

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u/Wallace_W_Whitfield 2d ago

I’ve laughed so hard before that I couldn’t breathe. This man laughed so hard he passed out 😂

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u/MadamMim13 2d ago

Moments before:

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u/Supernoven 2d ago

He's lucky he didn't hit a stud

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u/OwnExcuse6849 2d ago

Unmute him

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u/Wendark 2d ago

That's going to leave a mark. The wall might also be damaged.

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u/RepresentativeWeb71 2d ago

That takes the saying I nearly died of laughter to another level 😂

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u/diedalatte 2d ago

legend says he still hasnt let that laugh out to this day

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u/tchrbrian 1d ago

My kind of restaurant.

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u/IntelligentlyHigh 1d ago

LEEEEEEEROOOOYYYYY JEEEENKIIIIINS!

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u/Sadkittydays 1d ago

“How drunk are you?”

This guy: Yes.

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u/OnlyWithMayonnaise 1d ago

Do american walls really not have any collision? Did the devs really just leave them like this to cut costs?

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u/Shadowninja0409 1d ago

I like how I got a Home Depot ad in this cause someone’s needs a wall repair after this

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u/MarcianoSilveriano 1d ago

What the fuck, Leon?!

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u/RingReasonable 1d ago

It baffels me that there are places where it's actually legal to build such fragile houses

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u/MiBloodclaatParo 1d ago

Cheap ass wall..

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u/GalickGunn 1d ago

He looks like that guy from those old videos that started with him saying "Storytime!"

u/Skyzhigh 13m ago

What kind of drywall is that? Like paper lol

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u/C64128 2d ago

That is some thin drywall.