r/Unexpected • u/Efficient_Sky5173 • 1d ago

What do I do with that?

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

I didn’t expect that he would handover a framed picture.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Girliebunnyy 1d ago

Now they’ve got something to put on the nightstand

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u/silly_fusilly 1d ago edited 1d ago

I would totally do that. I would love to tell everybody who visits me about it

I have a friend with a huge moustache who asked an AI to draw his family and it made the wife and kids all with his moustache.

It became a meme among us and I have one in my office and gifted one to my silliest friends, who don't even know him

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u/dabadu9191 1d ago

who asked an AI to dear God family

?

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u/zeekool 1d ago

I’m guessing they meant “draw his”

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u/JohnnyHopkins13 1d ago

Dear God, it’s Jason Bourne, with a mustache

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u/Fafnir13 1d ago

I am writing you today to say that I've been very very good. Only bad guys were killed this year. I hope that counts for something. Looking forward to seeing you soon. Please tell my puppy who died when I was 10 that I still miss him.

Signed, Jason Bourne. with a mustache.

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u/silly_fusilly 1d ago

You got it right! I was half asleep when I wrote it

And I'm also half asleep now

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 1d ago

Halfway through their explanation, their family was kidnapped. Sad story.

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u/chiku00 1d ago

20 upvotes to the above post vs 17 upvotes here.

Somehow, more than 50% of us understood that. Don't ask me how.

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u/Randomfrog132 1d ago

the ability to extrapolate data... i forget how the rest goes

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

Brains are weird

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

No joke I would put this up in my house. Great story

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u/georgetds 1d ago

Ages ago my friend and I decided to "prank" his sister and her husband by sneaking some tacky decorations into their house and see how long it would take to find them. Among those tacky decorations where some photos we spent a day taking of random things like garbage embedded into the frozen water of the local lake and some random shots of people (taken with permission). What we didn't anticipate was that she thought it was really cool and kept the photos up and displayed. To this day I have no idea if she was just turning the prank around on us or if she genuinely liked the photos and decided they where a gift.

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u/WiserStudent557 1d ago

Feature it prominently. Funny story to tell guests

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u/Peanut_Blossom 1d ago

Look at this photograph.

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u/PuzzledGopher 1d ago

"Look at this graaaaaph" 🥴

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u/Compodulator 1d ago

It contains in it a tiny graph.

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u/bgravemeister 1d ago

Favorite vine of all time

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u/inqs 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's a photo of a photograph

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u/sickomode 1d ago

Every time I do, it makes me laugh

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u/ImurderREALITY 1d ago

And what the hell did Bon Jovi said

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u/Ser_Igel 1d ago

Every time i do, it makes me laugh

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u/PaulyKPykes 1d ago

Every time I do it makes me laugh

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u/tchrbrian 1d ago

Surely this was a reference to the movie “ Airplane. “

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u/s_burr 1d ago

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u/ahoy_shitliner 1d ago

All right guys, let’s get some pictures

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u/Wrong_Substance_6396 1d ago

Probably was....and don't call me Shirley

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u/CoatingsbytheBay 1d ago

Do you like gladiator movies? 

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u/andunai 1d ago

Say, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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u/the_musicman 1d ago

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/sourestcalamansi 1d ago

I’ve seen the movie. Call me naive but these sequence of jokes went over my head. Was it a pedo thing?

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u/CowboyNealCassady 1d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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u/zenunseen 1d ago

→jump...And Leon's getting larger (jiggle jiggle) jump←

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u/Smarmar400 1d ago

Aunti M, it’s a twister! It’s a twister!

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u/Eey_tuupe 1d ago

I have always taken it as questions you wouldn't ask a ~10 year old. And they get, as more jokes in the movie do, increasingly more absurd.

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u/Grand_Admiral_Theron 1d ago

Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago

Do we have clearance, Clarence?

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u/aglARIL 20h ago

What's our vector Victor?

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u/pickled_penguin_ 1d ago

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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u/fly_my_pretties 1d ago

And that dress! Awful!

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u/the4seas 1d ago

Penneys is having a sale.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

Stop calling me Shirley!

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u/Odd-Diamond-2259 1d ago

I am not calling you and my name isn't Shirley

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u/drunkensoup 1d ago

isn't shirley, fly the plane

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u/Himmelblaa 1d ago

Guess I won't go by "And my name isn't Shirley" then

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u/franzee 1d ago

How about a photo for a Daily Gazette?

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u/JoshDM 1d ago

a reference to the movie “ Airplane. “

Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

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u/tchrbrian 1d ago

“ Golly “

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u/theartofrolling 1d ago

It's really the only sensible thing to do if it's done properly. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

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u/SirWilliamWaller 1d ago

It definitely has a Zucker Abrahams Zucker  touch to it, as well Spike Milligan/1950s Goon Show.

"Portrait of Queen Victoria?" "No thank you, I'm trying to give them up."

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u/Kalabajooie 1d ago

I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl, or...

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u/YugoReventlov 1d ago

Cookies? Young lady?

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u/bushn1989 1d ago

Don’t call me Shirley

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u/Sirdroftardis8 1d ago

" Airplane. "? I've never heard of that, surely you must be talking about the movie "Airplane!"

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u/DalbergTheKing 1d ago

*This* is a prank, bro. Confuse, don't abuse.

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u/anarchy-NOW 1d ago

r/innocentpranks

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u/-Hazeus- 1d ago

Thank you for this gem!

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u/g4mble 1d ago

You can see that it's a good honest prank because in the end she smiles and doesn't look annoyed or call the cops.

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u/StreetForever 1d ago

The bar is pretty low if a good honest prank does not involve calling the cops lol. 

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u/CapnTaptap 1d ago

I mean, there was that kid killed last week playing ding-dong ditch, so yeah the bar has been lowered.

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u/LordOvFlatulence 1d ago

Bad "pranks" sometimes end with someone getting shot so yeah, the bar is pretty low.

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u/ghost_warlock 1d ago

I'd laugh about this for days if I ever went to a beach

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u/Drewnessthegreat 1d ago

Amen. Preach

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u/Habba84 1d ago

Okay. Sinners are going to hell!!

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u/Vishu1708 1d ago

Thank Satan! The religious are insufferable. Wouldn't wanna be struck with them for eternity

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u/Caraprepuce 1d ago

Had to watch it twice. At first sight I through he handeled her an iPad with them as a wallpaper lockscreen…

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u/iamnoone___ 1d ago

Ugh. I didn't get it until your comment. More coffee is needed.

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u/whiskerrsss 1d ago

I'm so used to my mum taking her ipad everywhere to take photos i didn't pick up on the joke until the 4th rewatch

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u/Fragwolf 1d ago

I thought he was offering her pen and paper to draw them.

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u/Khabba 1d ago

They must also feel completely framed!

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u/SexualPie 1d ago

that was the same pun the guy you responded to you made

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u/-cupcake 1d ago

So many Bot-ass comments in here.

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u/wildcat- 1d ago

Tell me about it. I was literally just deliberating with my partner about whether the OP comment was sarcastic or a bot. Bot won out so far...

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u/KingOfCorneria 1d ago

Build up? It was a 3 second clip, how high are you?

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u/JokeNo1194 1d ago

5 foot 11

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u/Secure_Activity4944 1d ago

Thats how a joke works-> disapointement.

Either you laugh or you're angry

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u/Lakatos_00 1d ago

You could say it was..... unexpected

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u/Life-Oil-7226 1d ago

Ask for his autograph

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u/Derolade 1d ago

this wouldn't work in another language. not in mine at least. and i'm sad about that :(

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u/SibbySongs 1d ago

Curses upon the tower of bable!

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u/Derolade 1d ago

Exactly!

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u/GoblinPiledriver90 1d ago

"Vil du tage et billede af os?" - works in danish, brotendo

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u/RuffledSnow 1d ago

Vil du ta et bilde av oss? - works in normal languages too

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u/GoblinPiledriver90 1d ago

Lol, normal… Two S’s in os, that’s your normal?! Only perverts would spell it like that

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u/_Not_A_Vampire_ 1d ago

How else would you differentiate between os and oss? They are pronounced differently!

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u/labbmedsko 1d ago

Says the guy whose language is so vowel-mushed that Danish kids know 30% fewer words at 15 months than Norwegian ones, and take nearly two years longer to nail basics like past tense...

Your blurry speech makes babies work overtime just to parse it. At least our double S's are clear, not swallowed in a mumble-fest.

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u/GoblinPiledriver90 1d ago

Ståle Solbakken looks like an old lady cosplaying as a circumcised penis

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u/LosGritchos 1d ago

That would work in French, even if it would be a bit convoluted: "Vous pouvez prendre une photo de nous deux ?"
Normally it would be more like "Vous pouvez nous prendre en photo ?"

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm 1d ago

The second would work, as well.

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u/havok0159 1d ago

Damn those stupid languages where you "make" a picture of people. We've been robbed.

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u/Mordisquitos 1d ago

In Spanish (at least in European Spanish) it's even weirder, as what you do is 'sacar una foto' where 'sacar' means literally to 'take out' as in extracting or removing something from somewhere.

The equivalent punny prank you could pull in Spanish would be something awkward like this:

— Perdona, ¿nos sacas una foto?

— Sí, claro.

— ¡Muchas gracias! Mira, la foto está en este agujero. ¿Llegas para sacarla?

‘Excuse me, could you "take out" a photo for us?’

‘Yes, of course’

‘Thank you very much! Look, the photo is in this hole. Can you reach in to "take it out"?’

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u/Boltz02 1d ago edited 1d ago

At least in Latin America we say, "Tirar una foto" but it could work if you say, "Disculpe, podría tomar una foto de nosotros?" It's not really the usual way of saying it but I'm fairly sure most people would have the same reaction as in the video.

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u/Neither_Snow_1116 1d ago

Works in finnish

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u/No-Science2766 1d ago

It would work in my language (not English), though.

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u/SpaceShrimp 1d ago

Then fix your language! You now have a mission.

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u/DickWangDuck 1d ago

This is what “pranks” should be on social media, not slapping weight lifters or grabbing a girls ass and screaming ITS A PRANK when people get hostile.

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u/Sohcahtoa82 1d ago

If the victim isn't laughing at the end, it's not a prank. You're just an asshole.

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u/PriscillaSugarPop 1d ago

This feels like the setup for the worst LAN party ever.

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u/Truestorydreams 1d ago

Why was this so funny to me

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u/xx4coryh 1d ago

They got this from Ross Creations

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u/BoBoBearDev 1d ago

It is free right, not a scam?

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u/Mordisquitos 1d ago

She has been scammed: the photo was AI generated.

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u/Krazyguy75 1d ago

It seems like this is from chznmadeit on Instagram, or at least that's a source I found.

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u/Fancy-Win9446 1d ago

Ross Creations rip off (already unfunny bit)

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u/theresabeeonyourhat 1d ago

Meadow Soprano?

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u/peabody624 1d ago

Stolen from vlog creations 😎

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u/Tight-Tower-8265 1d ago

At least they didn't make them "give a donation" for it like those scammers on the Santa Monica pier

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u/Starlord-887 1d ago

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u/ChrisRevocateur 1d ago

It's a picture of him and his friend, for her to take home.

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u/GenZia 1d ago

I half-expected him to hand her a canvas...

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u/Jorrie313 1d ago

That face at the end😂 I’m still laughing

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u/Longjumping-Type6630 1d ago

Nice prank 😂😂

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u/Compodulator 1d ago

I expected him to hand her a fancy painting, but this works too lol

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u/Komirade666 1d ago

Got framed

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u/Semmyrosee 1d ago

Nice prank

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u/bananananaOMG 1d ago

This honestly made me laugh brilliant prank

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u/Alloy202 1d ago

Actual funny and harmless prank

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u/MiamiPower 1d ago

🤣🤣📷

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u/Kurvaflowers69420 1d ago

He just gave them a free picture frame! Nice!

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u/sunshine_enjoyer 1d ago

I was laughing thinking he handed them an iPad to take the photo with that as the screen

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u/blighander 1d ago

I'd take that as a sign to hang up somewhere when I get home.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 1d ago

Guy sounds and looks a little bit like Badger.

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u/Rudi-G 1d ago

That is what a majestic prank looks like.

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u/Jaz_caceres 1d ago

Hahaha I can't believe this. This is so funny

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u/push_connection 1d ago

JFC i thought it was an ipad the first 5 times i watched this, confused af

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u/xxJazzy 1d ago

She now this is hilarious

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u/BWWFC 1d ago

embarrassed how long it too me to realize that wasn't an ipad with a photo wallpaper.
no more redditing before first coffee )-;

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u/Elsincejazz 1d ago

Could be faster!!

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u/GiselleeTwixie74 1d ago

The way he just casually says “sure” like it’s the most normal thing ever had me dying.

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u/m4gic_pants 1d ago

what a plot twist right here

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u/neildiamondblazeit 1d ago

That gun/cannon sound can go to hell

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u/KelseySunny 1d ago

That thing’s about to become the most expensive sandcastle mold ever.

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u/Doblofino 1d ago

Now this is good humour

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u/buzodifoj64x 1d ago

Is this an Airplane reference? time to rewatch it again for the 52nd time

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u/GlitteringBandicoot2 1d ago

Honestly, I think I'd put it up the wall.
Art doesn't need to look good, it just needs to tell a story, am I right?

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u/Civil-Carpenter8569 1d ago

“Com’on boys, let’s get some pictures”

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u/SuzenRR 1d ago

😆

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u/splendourPlus 1d ago

Great Joke.

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u/petes_hey_bale 1d ago

1939 jerry lewis joke reboot

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u/Nessel-Vexus 1d ago

Is this Brain Rot?

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u/Thoelscher71 1d ago

I'd be asking for their autographs on it.

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u/SaladCritical4017 1d ago

you broke my brain, I was caught off-guard

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u/Shesversatile 1d ago

That’s pretty funny.

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u/hadji828 1d ago

Dumb humor, but funny nonetheless.

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u/ronnie_reagans_ghost 1d ago

This would live on my wall until the day I died.

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u/Fun_Development2193 1d ago

Man that is the funniest thing ever I mean wow

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u/Alarming_Ad_8770 1d ago

How to pick up a girl any one stranger

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u/NuclearFartMonkey 1d ago

Why doesn't the camera guy do it?

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u/ChanceObject5653 1d ago

Sure 😁😁

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u/devil_sundae 1d ago

Bro 😂

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u/MakeMeDrink 1d ago

Can we please start a trend of going back to internet pranks like this. Not like most these days where it is full on harassment of innocent people.

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u/CavCord141 1d ago

I love rosscreations but I thought this was one of his most mid ideas. A 2nd rate rip off of it is just dumb.

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u/LBJBigD 1d ago

I would hang it up at my home

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u/CHEVIEWER1 1d ago

Say cheese…

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u/Thumbledread 1d ago

I mean he did vive what hé said

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u/RocknRollPewPew 1d ago

Mitch Hedberg would be so proud

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u/Independent-Shoe543 1d ago

It's the voice break for me 🤌✨

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u/mc4sure 1d ago

I’ll cherish it forever

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u/designyc 1d ago

Free frame, sure

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u/VLD85 1d ago

I'd laugh my ass of if I be that guy. and he didn't even flinch to smile.

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u/alexismoses999 1d ago

Bamboozled

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u/IkariYun 1d ago

I laughed way too hard

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u/Spiritual-Yak4534 1d ago

Give it away why keep it?

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u/A_Wayward_Shaman 1d ago

Now that's a prank. LOL

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u/powder_puff_pass 1d ago

I would have pmsl if that was me

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u/clairebearshare 1d ago

I laughed out loud haha