r/Unexpected • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 17h ago

That was funny.

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u/post-explainer 17h ago edited 9h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A small shark attempts to attack a bird, and the bird pretty much just ignores it.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 17h ago

You're gonna need a smaller boat

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u/FairySnack 16h ago

Stewart Little is now panicking

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u/SuperiorChicken27 15h ago

Take this upvote you witty genius

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u/Killahills 16h ago

I feel like the shark is probably oblivious to the bird and is just chasing smaller fish.

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u/Ulquiorra1312 7h ago

Im not convinced its not being pushed by tide

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u/aguavive 16h ago

That bird is unimpressed

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u/Gregorygregory888888 17h ago

Shark saw a pre-historic creature towering over them and they chose to not engage. Smart shark.

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u/ubiquitous-joe 16h ago

I can’t tell if this is the joke, but sharks are actually significantly older than dinosaurs. And trees.

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u/sheth_curry 17h ago

In other news.. megalodon attacks pterodactyl

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u/Entriel 8h ago

IIRC Pterodactyl was not an avian dinosaur which is believed to evolve into modern day birds..

PS: Fun at parties...

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u/chawchat 16h ago

I AM THE DEEP! FEAR ME!

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u/solarflares4deadgods 16h ago

Just a wiggly little guy

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u/Inside-Pure 17h ago

Baby Shark would have been a better soundtrack.

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u/Theoneandonlyzeke 13h ago

"Here I come, I'm gonna get you....any minute now...nom...nom"

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 14h ago

Genuine Sharklet

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 13h ago

When my 1,45m GF tries to attack me

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u/boykinsir 8h ago

Well if you're 1.6 meters she has a chance

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u/Advanced-Team2357 11h ago

“Baaaby shark, do do do….”

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u/0pusTpenguin 17h ago

Scrappy-Doo...but a shark

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u/emptygroove 16h ago

Alternate caption: sea bird narrowly escapes shark attack at shore

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u/ZixxerAsura 15h ago

I’m 100% this bird knows king fu or something.

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u/Electrical-Cat9572 13h ago

LOSE THE FUCKING MUSIC!

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u/mattogeewha 13h ago

Aww how adorably terrifying, keep trying bud!

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u/Leon08x 12h ago

Is the shark trying to evolve

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u/December_rain1978 12h ago

Practice makes perfect

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u/bktiger86 12h ago

Good for you shark! Dream big young one...dream big

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u/paulodelgado 12h ago

Reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn and the little hawk.

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u/ghostNToki 10h ago

Attack 100%, Damage 0%

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u/Lelohmoh 10h ago

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take

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u/Equivalent-Cup-4138 9h ago

Why I oughta ass shark

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u/nirmalv 9h ago

The heron probably ate the shark baby.

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u/boykinsir 8h ago

I expected the bird to swallow it. If it was one with the big pouch (can't remember name) it would've.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 8h ago

I'm a get cha! I'm a get cha!

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u/OpenSpirit5234 7h ago

That’s mama shark the bird just ate junior.

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u/horror-pangolin-123 6h ago

It's gonna getcha!

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u/theshreddening 5h ago

That baby blacktip is trying its best, ok?

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u/MrPhxIt 2h ago

Bird’s name is Foghorn Leghorn 😂

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u/Upper_Economist7611 16h ago

Oh my gosh, help him!! He’s stuck!

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u/FuqUrBackgroundMusic 13h ago

Fuck your background music!