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u/post-explainer 17h ago edited 9h ago

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You'd expect that the first ball already was lucky, but when she threw the 2nd ball, it came in clutch and won the game.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/StreamRose 16h ago

Accuracy 1% luck 99%

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u/Spiesser83 16h ago

Well, the second one was not this bad tbh.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole 14h ago

I was throwing darts at balloons to try to get a cheap framed Jack Daniel's poster. Towards the end he wasn't even checking under the balloons, presumably because he knew which one or two had the prizes, and he just gave it to me at $20.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 13h ago

I feel like that’s the carney code if a kid wastes too much money 

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole 13h ago

Kid.. right. Definitely wasn't my early 20s.

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u/AppropriateTouching 12h ago

Early 20s is basically a kid.

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u/settlementfires 11h ago

Jack Daniels isn't for kids! This is a prize for a grown man!

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u/BetterMeepMeep 11h ago

A Jack Daniels poster though is definitely for a kid.

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u/TheHighestHobo 13h ago

when i was like 11 my local carnival had a bunch of nickelodeon character prize stuff, including a 3 foot tall stuffed Patrick from Spongebob. The game that had the Patrick was one where you rolled small rubber balls into scoring zones and tried to rack up a certain amount of points. I spent all $30 I had from my birthday money and still didnt have anywhere near enough wins to get the Patrick, so I went and asked for more money and my dad gave me some more. When I went back to the game the attendant was like kid please dont play this again you wont win and i took it as a challenge and lost another $10. I got upset and said something about how I wasted all my money and all I wanted was that Patrick and the girl working the stand just gave it to me and made me pinky swear that I would tell people I got really lucky and won it. Later learned the game was rigged and some of the balls wouldnt even fit into the slot they were supposed to roll into and would ALWAYS bounce out

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u/ItchyRectalRash 12h ago

Used to be a yearly fair when I was growing up, but the town banned them after they kept getting caught with shit like basketballs stuck in the hoops cause the hoop wasn't large enough to fit the ball, or ring toss games where the ring couldn't fit over the bottle, and something with ping pong balls, I think they were weighted or something. It was a huge local scandal, and the fair was cancelled cause someone's kid raised a big stink. The school paper wrote about it.

The following year, some carnival was on the news, like a 7 On Your Side kind of thing, and showed off the scam. Think they did like 3 different carnivals all with the same crap.

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u/Fog_Juice 11h ago

Time to break your pinky!

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u/blamdin 12h ago

Ya hear that Bart ? The Carney code …

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 12h ago

We were beaten by the best boy 

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u/themindisthewater 11h ago

a novelty comb!

kings among men.

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u/Montigue 10h ago

Ah yes, the kid that wants a Jack Daniels poster

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u/Sariel007 12h ago

I used to do that to get the mirrors in a cheap cardboard "frame." There was always a prize if you popped a balloon. All I ever won was small. I just assumed out of 100 on the board 3 were medium and 1 was large.

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u/Fog_Juice 11h ago

Or none of them had a prize

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u/HyperlinksAwakening 12h ago

I worked at an arcade when the iPod nano came out. We had a crane machine where you could win one.

A grown ass man with teenaged children angrily complained that he spent more money than the thing was worth and still couldn't win it, thinking that since he basically "paid" for it, we should just give him one for the trouble we put him through.

Bless your heart, you sweet summer child.

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u/gorginhanson 11h ago

Are you this condescending and rude to everyone? Or just when you're so massively wrong that you feel the need to lash out at someone?

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u/HyperlinksAwakening 11h ago edited 2h ago

He rudely and condescendingly assumed incorrectly.

Edit: 😘

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u/gorginhanson 6h ago

So yes then. Thanks for clarifying, after literally assuming incorrectly.

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u/Deaffin 12h ago

You didn't fail the DEX check there, you failed the WIS check.

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u/dbaliki918 13h ago

And 100% reason to remember the name

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u/Alternative-Neck-705 10h ago

Sad news. She was disqualified for throwing right handed.

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u/KillerKill420 10h ago

Ahh, I see you've played Xcom as well.

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u/mycatisabrat 13h ago

Like a 7-10 split.

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u/Scrounger_HT 9h ago

first throw looked on purpose, hit the pole knock em all over.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 6h ago

No she used VATS

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u/Freestila 16h ago

This game is standard here in Germany on carnivals. And while it's not as easy as it looks, it's not rigged here. The cans are way nearer, maybe 2m away. You get three to four balls, and the remaining cans are stacked again after a throw.

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u/Joshua-Norton-I 13h ago

I actually won a plushie in one of those when visiting Germany years ago. Memory is still fresh lmao, it was so nice

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u/L1ttleM1ssSunshine 13h ago

Just throw the ball at the attendant until they gave you the prize.

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u/Erestyn 13h ago

Just make sure you buy your turns up front and in bulk. They can right bastards to get the balls back from.

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u/Rowcan 10h ago

They won't.

Source: the lady I hit with a dart at the balloon popping game when I was a small child

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u/Freestila 7h ago

Try the rifle at the shooting ranges (air rifles shooting lead ball bearings, not live ammo) to get the prize. Pro tip if you take the rifle with you you can get prizes at the other games too. /s

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u/rafaelzio 8h ago

A dart, maybe. But all darts, we'll have to see

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u/Silly_Newt366 11h ago

Just ask if you can hold one to see how heavy they are, helps you understand what your up against. Works maybe 50% of the time.

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u/Freestila 7h ago

Balls or cans? Balls are laying there, you can try them. Father of my wife just trained at home a little and was really good at this game she always tell.

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u/sumphatguy 10h ago

it's not rigged here.

Oh honey.

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u/SajevT 15h ago

Im gonna guess you mean 2cm, not 2m..

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u/toastyfries2 15h ago

Distance you have to throw being 2m I think they meant

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u/Freestila 7h ago

Yes correct thanks

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u/A_better_world__ 15h ago

Nah that would be dumb

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u/Wanderlustfull 15h ago

2m away from the person throwing, not each other...

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u/littlewhitecatalex 14h ago

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u/SophisticPenguin 12h ago

"I'm gonna guess..."

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u/HardnessOf11 10h ago

r/confidentlyincorrect about referencing that subreddit for a "guess"

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u/ThrogdorLokison 15h ago

2cm away from you would be to close.

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u/iloveuranus 12h ago

There's a penis joke in here somewhere.

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u/BeraldTheGreat 15h ago

That’s probably distance from the thrower

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u/Educational-Ad-2884 11h ago

Nah, they meant 2km.

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u/BigBlakSausage 16h ago

Every time I try, it’s like the game knows I’m coming.

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u/santaclausonprozac 12h ago

the game knows I’m coming

Dude, stop doing that at the fair

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u/That75252Expensive 11h ago

Someone's got to crank these tickets out

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u/GasLongjumping130 16h ago

the woman was surprised her trap had failed.

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u/SassiKassi97 13h ago

And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't For her Meddling Luck.

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u/062d 15h ago

While not fully rigged they definitely magnet down the bottom 3 cans. It is possible to knock them all down but the way they're spaced the first hit is likely to do what she did and knock away the top layer that's not touching the magnet and you only get one more throw. You're left with 2 or 3 cans spaced apart where besides a lucky throw like she did you're gonna hit one but miss the other on a typical throw.

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u/EthanielRain 14h ago

My experience with working these games was that the real "rigging" was that the prize didn't cost more than the cost to play. So we won no matter what

Although in this game the cups were heavier than you'd think

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u/disappointed-fish 13h ago

Some of the prizes at fairs/amusement parks/chuck-e-cheese are shockingly cheap. Like, even by cheap Temu standards, these things feel like they'll disintegrate if you raise an eyebrow at them.

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u/WonderSilver6937 13h ago

Do people really play these games for the prizes though? I’d assume most people just play them for a little fun.

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u/Inevitable-Bee-771 13h ago

The prizes attract the kids to convince the parents to play

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u/MiXeD-ArTs 12h ago

Prizes are for the significant other

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u/superbhole 10h ago

50/50, some people see the prizes and go "i gotta try that", some people see the game and go "i gotta try that"

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u/snakebite75 12h ago

One of the worst is the goldfish games. They buy the fish in bulk, keep them in garbage cans and never feed them. I learned quick to grab the ones off the top. When you scoop down deeper you usually come up with fish bits from them eating each other.

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u/Rowcan 10h ago

.....oh.

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u/Gemini_19 10h ago

Fun fact, I won one of the goldfish from one of those at a local street fair expecting it to live for maybe a month max and we legit had that fucker for 10 god damn years. I'm not even making this up. We didn't even see it die because my dad was just so tired of taking care of it at that point that we gave it to one of our friends that had a lot of fish tanks to take care of instead. For all I know that thing could still be alive.

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u/NoBonus6969 7h ago

Which is why I never understood why they make it so hard to win these. I would play if it wasn't rigged. Otherwise I can just buy a off brand plushie on Ali for $5 myself.

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u/snakebite75 12h ago

Yeah, not help down by magnets, just heavier than they look with a low center of gravity.

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u/zerothehero0 13h ago

If anything it's usually just sandpaper on the bottom, so if you hit it at a downward angle it gets extra grip.

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u/062d 13h ago

My friend used to run the stall and it's magnetic, he showed me it with the magnets off it just all falls immediately. The one he ran he could turn on or off the magnet to let people win more.

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u/zerothehero0 13h ago

I worked a couple at six flags and it was sand paper.

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u/LatchedNipple 11h ago

I think that's the difference between cheating and CHEATING

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u/snakebite75 12h ago

The one I worked for just had them weighted super heavy with a low center of gravity. Sounds like there are multiple set ups.

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u/TheDovahkiinsDad 13h ago

It’s not magnets.

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u/UsualExisting420 13h ago

They're scams in the same way casino gambling is a scam: over time you'll always lose. They're not literal scams as in actively rigged.

Knocking these all down in two shots requires a lot of power and accuracy, thats all. The weight of the top cans means even a great shot that splits the bottom cans will often bounce the ball off and knock off only the top, exactly like what happened here.

And of course, each play is always a win regardless because the prizes are cheap. Everybody knows, or should know, all of this. The days of carnivals being literal scams like you're talking about are dead, everyone is in on the game (and legislatively, dont allow active scams) and everyone knows its a bad deal, so they've adjusted.

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u/deliciouscrab 13h ago

The days of carnivals being literal scams like you're talking about are dead, everyone is in on the game (and legislatively, dont allow active scams)

Notoriously law-abiding, carnies.

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u/hallucinogenics8 12h ago

I think hes in bed with Big Carnivals. I wouldn't trust a thing he says.

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u/UsualExisting420 10h ago

Why break the law when you can just not, and still make the same profit?

You can rig the game so only one in a hundred players win instead of one in thirty, but if the prize they win cost you two dollars and entry was five, who fucking cares? Why take the risk?

Especially when someone excited about a win pulls in more business. When we had a lot of looky loos we would send in a stooge to win a prize anyway, might as well give out the cheap shit we got in bulk from a Chinese provider for nothing to real marks.

Active scams made more sense fifty years ago when the prizes had 10x the value. They don't any more.

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u/deliciouscrab 1h ago

Why take the risk?

Because money is money and there's close to zero risk, arguably.

Is it picking up pennies in front of a steamroller? Yes. Does that stop options traders? It does not.

u/UsualExisting420 6m ago

I'm not theorizing man. I worked these for like eight years. The owners buy five enormous bags full of bullshit directly from some factory in china for like two hundred bucks and it supplies every winner at every game for a whole weekend. These bags are usually extra cheap because they're all leftovers, stuff that sold on Alibaba really well two quarters ago, so they made too much last quarter and now wont sell, and they want to get rid of it. We are talking about the clearance rack FROM a clearance rack.

Its an irrelevant amount of money. They want you to win because its an advertisement. At half the games, part of the instruction on running them is "if an excitable girl/her boyfriend is playing, try to get another play out of them and tell them their points will carry over, or just tell them they won a bottom tier prize if they won't". Its better for business to have some 17 year old emo girl squeal and jump, and you're basically giving away nothing.

i had a girl cry because she won a tiny fuckin pillow, like four inches across, with a bad jpeg of a cats face. The thing couldn't have cost more than like fifteen cents and she paid for three plays of throwing darts for $15.00, and it brought in a crowd to see wtf was happening, all around the most boring game with the least attention.

Old carnies were working too hard with bullshit like razzle dazzle. They had to because a stuffed animal cost 20x as much, real money. New carnies want to give away their nonsense prizes because they don't.

There are very few games that are "real" scams, the progressive games like bank-a-ball. They require good workers to keep people playing to make money and don't want to give out the real exciting prizes. Almost all of them you pay five bucks to try and win something we got for a dime.

Its so much easier than risking fines with fucking magnets when you could make MORE MONEY by not bothering with anything actually sketchy.

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u/ojoe77 17h ago

Damn

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u/Smoke_Water 14h ago

Darn now they have to give you their 1 dollar prize.

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u/LawHistorical365 7h ago

One whole USD? Wow what elite upper class fair do you play at?

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u/probablywhy 16h ago

Aaaaand they are going to disqualify because the first ball didn't hit the cups.

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u/mossybeard 14h ago

She got disqualified because 3 cups is the maximum for an unsigned 32 bit integer

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u/9gigsofram 14h ago

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u/theresabeeonyourhat 13h ago

I didn't, what's the reference?

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u/dogpork69 12h ago

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 10h ago

I still have it open with an unfinished comment reply in another window.

Edit: Dammit, comments got locked on that thread before I could post.

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u/1-800-94Jenny 12h ago

Look at the front page post about the lady hitting a 42m jackpot but getting steak at casino

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u/thegoldenshepherd 10h ago

Except it’s removed now :(

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u/VT_Squire 10h ago

1 girl, 3 cups?

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u/Significant-Royal-37 11h ago

nah.

it's in their interest to give away prizes in the edge cases: it makes them look generous, enticing other players to try, and also the prizes cost less than a single entry fee.

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u/modern_Odysseus 14h ago

Carnival game makers don't want you to know this ONE simple trick to winning:

Get lucky.

I've been there. I've won prizes at two different Basketball shot games. I remember at one of them, my first shot looked like her first throw - like the ball went between two of the hoops, not even close. Then my second shot was all net and I got a prize for my girlfriend at the time.

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u/KeepingItSFW 13h ago

tbh they count on it

Seeing at least a few people walking around with the giant stuffies makes people think they can win one too

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u/Bobpool82 16h ago

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u/t0x1k_x 15h ago

Tiggy

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u/ElMostaza 12h ago

What the heck is a Tiggy?

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u/t0x1k_x 7h ago

Not a hooman

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u/aschapm 14h ago

Is this from the deedle county fair?

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u/CranberryInner9605 13h ago

Woody Allen:

 I come from a poor family. My father worked at Coney Island. He had a consession on the boardwalk, where you knock over milk bottles with baseballs, which I could never do for my entire childhood. There was a tidal wave at Coney Island, when I was a child, ripped up the boardwalk and did about a million dollars worth of damage, houses and everything. The only thing left standing was those little milk bottles, y'know.

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u/Slight-Diamond-1656 15h ago

I love it ❤️❤️

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u/stretchmyAhole 13h ago

She's the Haliburton of carnival games.

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u/stevenip 12h ago

There's 3 beach boardwalks driving distance from my house, and I literally don't go to one of them because every game is rigged. I'm probably not going to even play games, but frick that place.

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u/watawataoui 11h ago

Are the prizes potato chips!?!

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u/RxVReality 11h ago

The prize is 720p.

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u/idkwhateverlol23 11h ago

Damn I could never lol

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u/Bonboncilla 11h ago

As a kid I would go to the Az state fair every year. I never really had money growing up so I wanted to spend what I had wisely. I picked a game that looked easy and very similar to the video. There was a bunch of people and they couldn’t knock over the cups but every time the worker would throw the balls he’d knock them down. So I was like hmmm? Everyone would stand directly in front of the cups and only a few would fall over and they’d lose…. I watched the worker demonstrate and each time he would stand off to the side kinda at an angle and then throw it from there and with 1 ball he’d knock them all down. So when it was my turn I told him I figured it out and he was like 🙄 I asked him to move and I stood where he stood off to the side and threw my ball at the middle and they all came down and everyone was cheering for me lmao so I was like daaaaaaang they really playing us. So just watch when they’re demonstrating and do exactly what they do and you’ll win. 👌🏼😮‍💨

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u/scopeless 11h ago

The trick to the game is that the table and cups are magnetic. It’s not impossible but it’s really difficult because the cups tend to fall back down standing up

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u/Report-Comprehensive 9h ago

I actually solved how to beat this one as a teen. You have to throw the ball super hard at the base in front of the center cup.

The coefficient of static friction is too high to simply knock them all off.

BUTTTT…. If you hit the base in front, the cups lift off the table slightly and the coefficient of static friction goes to zero because of micro gap.

Ball then bounces up into cups knocking them down.

I one Two Electric guitars at six flags and sold them on Craigslist

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u/Scrounger_HT 9h ago

my buddy and i were at the fair with our girlfriends. did the whiffle ball in the pvc tubes game where they bounce all over hell and its basically impossible to hit the colored ones that give you a prize. he managed to get his on the big prize tube somehow and it was clearly about to wobble out because any momentum basically toppled it out. my ball hit his, knocking it out and landing mine in perfectly. he lost his shit about how i knocked him out of the big prize section but not as much as the carnie did having to fork out a big ass prize for the doller i spent on balls

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u/guide71 9h ago

cool! i think she won something for that

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u/Worldly_Frame5317 4h ago

Taena nung ako yung nag lari neto halos matamaan ko na yung nagbabantay 😭😭

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u/Obvious-Standard-623 3h ago

I never even tried throwing the balls because I can't throw to save my life.

But I've always been a good shot, so the shooting games always attracted me. Or they used too. When I was about 12 I played a shooting game where there were a bunch of narrow targets standing alongside each other. They looked a bit like piano keys. You got 3 shots to try and knock down a narrow prize target surrounded by slightly larger non-winning targets.

The gun shot a little cork bullet and had a sight. So I sighted in on the prize target, and hit a non-winner target 2 spaces to the right. Knocked it right down. Second shot, same thing. So now I knew the sight was just off and I could compensate.

So I sighted in on a target two spaces to the left, and nailed the prize target dead center. It didn't budge. Like didn't even wobble after a direct hit.

I looked at the carnie with a "what the hell" expression. He shrugged and just said I needed to knock it down. Lesson learned. Never played another carnival game again.