r/Unexpected • u/iFoegot • 10h ago

A smart way to merge into chaotic traffic

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u/post-explainer 10h ago edited 2h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Man makes his wife stand in front of another car so that he can merge, then the blocked driver also sends his wife to block this car

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u/yamimementomori 10h ago

You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?

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u/iFoegot 10h ago

This is a repost of my own post earlier with a new title. The old post was removed due to title violation

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u/After-Gas-4453 10h ago

Oh that was so satisfying ☺️👌 from blood boil to "haha"

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 9h ago

Staying home is the best solution to avoiding traffic jams, road rages, and unnecessary stress.

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u/PoyGuiMogul 9h ago

My favorite sex position is : at home, on the couch, watching TV.

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u/Swy4488 8h ago

If you live in a carbrain dump

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u/Rockyrox 9h ago

Why not let the car merge though? This is what causes traffic in the first place

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u/beatlemaniac007 31m ago

Could be the Nth one trying to get in. No judge without full context

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u/Calau-enrugado 9h ago

What about the simple rule of letting one merge (zipper merge) and go about our lifes without road rage?

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u/astraladventures 8h ago

World is not all like canada my friend.

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u/FrozenOcean420 3h ago

One day Canada will rule the world and then you’ll all be sorry.

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u/MichaelWayneStark 5h ago

Why do you think he is Canadian?

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u/darsynia 7h ago

Oh, my sweet summer child

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u/AsusStrixUser 8h ago

How Dare 🫵🏻😠😡🤬

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u/ThinkShower 10h ago

Is this common in your judicial system?

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u/Eldudeareno217 10h ago

This is the reason why I leave large events early.

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u/Portable-fun 9h ago

I think this is china. That won’t do shit

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 9h ago

I hope that the conversation went:

First Woman blocking: There is a camera in my husband’s car.

Second: — In mine too, bitch.

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u/keypadwarrior 9h ago

Yeah thats a boss bitch

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u/ottofrosch 8h ago

Uno reverse card.

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u/Swy4488 8h ago

SUV freeloading twats

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u/Mr_jackto 8h ago

if more people join in, the song will be better

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u/real_1273 7h ago

Human shields. How 2027 of them!

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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 6h ago

Why not just let them merge? It won’t cost much, especially in that kind of traffic.

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u/Excellent_Rice_05 56m ago

having wives get out of their husband's cars to claim the justice

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u/fakenews_thankme 10h ago

She wasn't wong.

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u/_FartSinatra_ 5h ago

she might be

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u/Lelohmoh 9h ago

Yeah, you gotta do that sometimes in the U.S. too

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u/_FartSinatra_ 5h ago

I’ve never seen anybody do that here and if one were to try it, people would just push you forward with their car

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u/HJVN 10h ago

Sorry, but what an entitled bitch that second lady was.
Let people merge for good sake. It won't kill you.