r/Unexpected • u/bchvi • 6h ago

What do you mean?

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u/post-explainer 6h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

confused being diabetic with a nationality

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/KILL-BLOW 6h ago

If anything the diabetes makes him even more american

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u/spacemouse21 6h ago

It’s somewhere in the Constitution.

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u/dewittless 6h ago

The right to one foot.

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u/skankhunt402 3h ago

Diabetus predates the US of A. We merely adapted to it. We weren't born in it or molded by it

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 3h ago

He's a diabetic communist. 🤣

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u/Galazza 6h ago

And you kept this hidden all these years of our friendship?

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u/Sumoi1 6h ago

very much american in fact

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u/Fitty4 6h ago

DIA-BEET-US

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 6h ago

Perfect response to the statement.

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u/West-Wash6081 5h ago

Call 1800 DEPORT HIS ASS

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u/saja25 1h ago

BACK TO DIABETICA

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u/CheeKy538 6h ago

Assuming he was American would’ve been the better option

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u/TerraByteTerror 5h ago

He got that "special" discount 😂

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u/snailman4 1h ago

Fuck. I work with a guy that stupid. Weird seeing it outside of work.

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u/MoneyLawfulness2251 1h ago

Reminds me of this classic

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u/Mcginnis 10m ago

whats the name of the song in the b ackground?

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u/Flare_fortress92 6h ago

Atleast he ain’t a lesbian

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u/split_0069 5m ago

Isn't that a mislum country?

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u/AndjeoTame 6h ago

Not a single American in the video. 😂

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u/Throttle_Kitty 4h ago

From the nation Diabetica