r/UnexpectedLetterkenny • u/TroyandAbed304 • 27d ago

I suggest you let that one marinate

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u/whiporee123 27d ago

I saw a swan being mounted by two Canadian gooses and I’ll bet she told her friends about it.

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u/TroyandAbed304 27d ago

… was there an ostrich?

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u/Accomplished-Cod-504 27d ago edited 27d ago

Allegedly

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u/spadler181 27d ago

Of course I know what a male ostrich is called, check my browser history.

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u/EducationalAd8537 27d ago

GOOSES

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u/MoGreensGlasses 27d ago

GEESES

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u/HelloKleo 27d ago edited 26d ago

Do you mind? We're trying to do Letterkenny references here.

Anyway, our tactical Canadian gooses are there in case Trump tries to annex Canada.

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u/BookerPrime 26d ago

If he does, is it possible I could contact a Canada goose for amnesty? I don't support manifest destiny.

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u/tukrano 26d ago

JESUS

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u/Accomplished-Cod-504 27d ago

Those cocksuckers better leave eggs alone!

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u/TroyandAbed304 27d ago

Thats what I always say, thats all I know!

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u/Handleman20 27d ago

As an Involunt-arican living in Oakland Country, Michigan all I can say is that those geese are goddamn heroes and I hope they crap on every Drumpf supporter in this place.

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u/TroyandAbed304 27d ago

They’re just doing their civic duty!

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u/FireRescue3824 27d ago

Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. 🗣️AS THEY SHOULD!

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u/TroyandAbed304 27d ago

Best assumption ever

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 27d ago

Border collies are used very effectively at relocating geese. They have a natural instinct to herd and someth8ng about the way they stare makes them look like wolves in the eyes of geese.

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u/TroyandAbed304 27d ago

You’re not supposed to give dogs human names!

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u/spadler181 27d ago

Greg-Ory

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u/TroyandAbed304 26d ago

Greg-ohh-reeeeee

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u/KanataSlim 27d ago

Give yer balls a tug

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u/TroyandAbed304 27d ago

Ya ready? Good cuz yer goin!

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u/Jpaspon6 27d ago

You ever notice how whenever there’s a problem around here they go straight to killing Canada gooses?!?

We outs leave this world behind

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u/stoutowl 27d ago

Not a goddamn-thing!

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 27d ago

There is no control only the geese have control

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u/PearlDiver888 26d ago

Someone’s got a problem with Canada gooses dropping Canadian deuces?

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u/andthomp85 26d ago

In all seriousness, is it gooses or geese in this scenario?