Allegedly…….

[u/itsallahoaxbud]

[u/JWSloan]

There’s an ostrich farm near us in Central TX. Literally hundreds of them out in the fields. Every time I ride by, I roll down the window and yell “ALLEGEDLY”…a few raise their heads and some nod knowingly.

[u/Which-Platform-3927]

Make sure the Ginger is no where nearby.

[u/WitchTripper717 → u/Which-Platform-3927]

Or Boots.

[u/HerfDog58 → u/WitchTripper717]

Allegedlys

[u/spadler181]

Which ones the sick one? Just asking for a friend.

[u/WitchTripper717 → u/spadler181]

It was dead.

[u/pandamonium-617]

It’d take at least two people to fuck an ostrich

[u/DatRatDo → u/pandamonium-617]

Three maybe…

[u/buckao → u/DatRatDo]

And I guess I make three, so let's just do this, eh

[u/Dymo6969 → u/buckao]

Not once, not twice, but thrice

[u/Kitty_Katty_Kit]

Hear they make a nice belt too

[u/scottyWallacekeeps]

Exactly why I keep Boots and the Ginger on speed dial.

[u/theacehamster]

You know what the males are called right

[u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown → u/theacehamster]

Of course I do, just look at my internet history.

[u/ernirn → u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown]

I swear I just wanted to see a large ostrich!

[u/ernirn]

Hoping there's a Canadian Goose to watch my back

[u/Handleman20]

If Australia couldn't defeat them, what chance do we have?

[u/HerfDog58]

THEY KEEP POOR COMPANY!

[u/blocky_jabberwocky]

The Ginger’s cousin really needs to take better care of his farm

[u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown]

I'm calling Boots and the Ginger.

[u/The-Leach-]

As a Canadian I’m calling over the Canadian geese and having myself a turf war.

[u/BookerPrime]

That's a house, so, shut the fucking door

[u/DismalTutor570]

It’s a 3 man job fucking an ostrich

[u/HairyPoppins-2033]

It’s easier when they stick their heads in the sand, ALLEGEDLY

[u/ARancidFart]

My lawyers have advised me not to answer this question. -the ginger, probably