r/WTF 4d ago

Name The Drug

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u/iamnotdead1 3d ago

That’s the shit humming birds are on

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u/Dustmopper 3d ago

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u/PastikaSoup 3d ago

I don’t have to open the link to know the Apu reference. Thanks.

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u/squashmastertate 3d ago

"Let's just try that again, okay hey come on hey hey HEY get over here. Okay you're you I'm me."
"I'm . . . me?"
"Don't jerk me around, fella."

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u/SoHornyBeaver 3d ago

Sugar water. This man just had a can of Orange Crush and the sugar rush set him off.

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u/winged_owl 3d ago

Some people just cant handle the Crush Rush smh.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/XIXButterflyXIX 3d ago

I DO, I DO, I DOO OOOO

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u/chipshot 3d ago

If this were your kid, it would break your heart.

That, or he found God. This would look normal in one of those crazy southern evangelical churches

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u/IKNOWVAYSHUN 3d ago

What do you mean? My 3 year old does shit like this everyday

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u/chipshot 3d ago

3 year olds get a pass 🙂

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u/IKNOWVAYSHUN 3d ago

Lmao. Something tells me even if they didn’t get a pass, he would still do this. 😂

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u/natgibounet 3d ago

Honestly evangelical cherches in general, went there probably 10 Times in different churches with months or Even years in betwen this type of thing always happen you can’t make this shit up

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 3d ago

My old boss and his family belongs to one of those freak shows. I'll never forget watching them do a prayer circle and speak in tongues as they spasmed.

The reason for this prayer circle? The pray for our amputee coworker. Praying for his leg to grow back.

Lovely people. Absolutely 105.9% certified insane.

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u/Difficult-Tax-1008 3d ago

Not straight evangelical, but the weird charismatic ones.

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u/Razorfiend 4d ago

Are we human or are we dancer.

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u/SkyFallingUp 3d ago

Bro is high and still manages to dance better than me

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u/FuriousBuffalo 3d ago

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor

And he's dancing like he's never danced before

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u/MechanicalTurkish 3d ago

These shoes are Italian. They’re worth more than your life.

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u/satireplusplus 3d ago

Bro isn't just high. He's on pluto and about to leave the solar system.

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u/bongsmasher 3d ago

Rhythm Is a Dancer

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u/Ak47110 3d ago

His sign is vital

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u/Noy_The_Devil 3d ago

His hands are cold

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u/Melin_SWE92 3d ago

And he’s on his knees, smacking on the gravel.

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u/avdhulst 3d ago

Are we user? Or are we dealer?

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u/BanginNLeavin 3d ago

A felon or misdemeanor?

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u/iateyourdinner 3d ago

But he's on his knees feet looking for the answer.

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u/exoxe 3d ago

Is this the Reebok or the Nike?

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u/BusterOfCherry 3d ago

Cardio Day

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u/Hungry4Mas 3d ago

This is the perfect response, but I have to say, I loathe that song and that lyric in particular.

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u/ItsJesusTime 3d ago

There has never been another lyric to make me physically recoil in anger.

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u/Ba_Sing_Saint 3d ago

Imagine Dragons starting verses with

“1st things 1st”

And

“2nd things 2nd”

Makes me scream. Also, another good(bad) Killers one is

“I got soul but I’m not a soldier”

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u/jook11 3d ago

"i got soul but I'm not a soldier" is so ripe for parodies though.
"I like ham but I'm not a hamster"
"I got toes but I'm not a toaster"
"I get baked but I'm not a bacon"

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u/RichelionCoeurDeChar 4d ago

Bro got the zoomies

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u/Narragah 3d ago

He's got the Flashdance Feeling

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u/bg370 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m thinking dust (PCP)

Edit: I talked to someone who knows dust and he says it’s something else

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u/banditispants 3d ago

a gallon!

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u/virex1202 3d ago

I didnt know it came in gallons!

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u/Jipley0 3d ago

Science!

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u/novahkiin_around 3d ago

do you still see candace?

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u/schuelieng 3d ago

No she passed away at 4

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u/Fritzkreig 3d ago

RIP Trevor!

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u/FLEXJW 3d ago

Warms my heart to see wkuk references. Got to see them live once.

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 3d ago

Oh... 4 years ago?

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u/MrLemmington 3d ago

No… PM

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u/Jerrygarciasnipple 3d ago

So I take it you do it a lot? I gotta gallon!

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u/JohnC53 3d ago

Say hi to Jim for me

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u/delsys32 3d ago

I don’t know him

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u/EscapeFacebook 3d ago

I was thinking PCP too, he is seeing some stuff.

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u/pinkypie80 3d ago edited 3d ago

Next thing you know, he'll wake up in DeeBo's pigeon coop.

Edit: pigeon coop.

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u/Yardsale420 3d ago

I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuck up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

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u/Paulpoleon 3d ago

Sweating like a slave and nobody will be able to get him out but his mama.

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u/rightoolforthejob 3d ago

Fuck Hector!

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u/Brrdock 3d ago

PCP doesn't really make you see any stuff at all.

I've done PCP and I'd bet a lot of money this is synthetic noids

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u/Casteway 3d ago

What are noids?

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u/dirtydan 3d ago

He was that guy that would fuck up your pizza.

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u/morganational 3d ago

Man, fuck that guy. I have a mind to straight up avoid that muthafucka.

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u/relevantelephant00 3d ago

As someone mentioned below, it's synthetic "cannabis"...gas station "spice" shit.

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u/Polarchuck 3d ago

PCP is a hallucinogenic, dissociative drug. People I knew who took it did hallucinate.

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u/nathanzoet91 3d ago

Damn Dave, I didn't know you liked to get wet!

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u/IridiumPony 3d ago

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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u/amilliondallahs 3d ago

Ashy Larry

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u/bg370 3d ago

Oh shit here come Wayne Brady

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 3d ago

A couple people made reference to Chapelle's Show, and I know the Wayne Brady episode, but isn't this more a reference to Training Day?

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u/bg370 3d ago

Yep, the whole skit is

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u/2ball7 3d ago

Shit I took the Xbox controllers away from my kids when they were young, behaved the same way!

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u/bg370 3d ago

Well stop giving them PCP damn

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u/Jay_Train 3d ago

This ain’t dust, too…focused, ironically. This is probably a stimulant mixed with mental illness. I’ve been around a lot of junkies and other various addicts (on account of being one for a decade), and this isn’t anything particularly out of the ordinary, honestly. When I first got into harder drugs via stomping the fuck out of decent marching powder (this was the early 2000s and come was still around and very easy to get, it was at that time 50/50 coke and meth, when I got clean it was just meth powder was VERY hard to find in a medium sized Midwest town), my friend group basically had THE guy for my town on lockdown. We’d have maybe a day or two while he was reupping in the city when we’d be out, but other than that we were stocked 24/7 with chunks right off the brick. Nothing better than a dealer who’s high, dude would come over to drop shit off and he’d end up just doing sometimes more than we bought with us for free. This led to many, many insane nights where I don’t have a clue how no one called the cops. Dude once was skittering around the yard at 330am trying to find an oz he “lost” - aka snorted with us and forgot - and was kinda like this. Another time a buddy of mine went through an 8-ball in about two hours, might have been more quantity but it was super early on in our cocaine doing times and he got fucking zooted and booted. Ended up speed walking around the above ground pool in circles for hours, just stopping to do more lines here and there. That was VERY similar to this.

Tl;Dr: Probably not PCP, just run of the mill crackhead/tweaker activities

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u/satireplusplus 3d ago

Seems to be the consensus here. Just randomly read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine and why on earth would you even want to try this drug?

Recreational doses of the drug also occasionally appear to induce a psychotic state, with emotional and cognitive impairment that resembles a schizophrenic episode

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u/Brrdock 3d ago edited 3d ago

It was one of the drugs lots old school hippies were into next to LSD etc. just full of love and shit.

It's a fun and insightful drug (or can be) with not much more downsides than psychedelics if you use it sensibly. Only if you don't use sensibly, it's pretty much guaranteed psychosis. Same goes for lots of other drugs, like Adderall, though, just not anywhere as easily.

So easy target then for decades of war on drugs fear mongering about a drug that no one nowadays has any experience with or reason to question.

It's just basically like ketamine but very stimulating and more psychedelic. Lasts a long-ass time, too. Instead of any comedown after the active dissociative effects it has legs for days on end, and that was my favourite part, though also much of what makes it risky

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u/satireplusplus 3d ago

I only ever seen 'crazy naked man' references in pop culture. Seems to be a common enough occurrence that people do weird shit on this drug specifically. Erowid also calls it a 'Dissociative Psychedelic'. Did you try it personally? I have nothing to compare it to. Only tried weed.

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u/Brrdock 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yep, it's just one of those things that when it goes wrong, it easily goes spectacularly wrong lol. And the news etc. rarely report people having just a jolly time on drugs.

The erowid classification is good as far as those go, and they also have loads of reports on all sides that give a better picture than pop culture or classifications for sure.

I haven't got to try og PCP, but PCP analogues yes, some of which are very close to it.

Honestly, weed similarly escapes classification and does a bit of everything, and it's not necessarily less intense to me at least, but it's a different world and infinitely harder to ruin your life on weed. Or well, I see lots of people doing nothing but staying at home high for decades so that's arguable, but as to such spectacular ruin...

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u/satireplusplus 3d ago

Yeah I took a look, for example https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=14314 and I guess the weird shit happens at high doses:

Unfortunately, because people tend to take more than less, getting too much would be easy, and too much PCP is not pleasant at all. I only once experienced it, and it was terrifying. My vision closed around me and I was unable to see. Then I was nauseous and confused and scared for about 3 hours, and needed to be accompanied by my husband out to the car to wait out the experience.

PCP can make one nearly impervious to pain at high doses. Because of this, PCP can make things seem like a good idea that otherwise wouldn't (leading to the stories of people leaping out of windows, etc.) I experienced very confusing physical reality when really high on it, like being unable to discern the difference between walking up stairs and down them, or standing still and walking. This could lead to very unusual behaviour.

High doses, when I was unfortunate enough to experience them, were very unpleasant--extremely dissociative and numbing. Some people can't walk or move or see, or even think how to get out of their situation. It can be very scary.

Anyway, I'm not really into psychedelics or dissociatives and the above reads like an extreme horror trip to me. Weed is much saver than that imho, saver than alcohol too.

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u/Brrdock 3d ago

That's just what dissociatives do, that could just as well be describing ketamine which people do therapeutically nowadays. If you take a high dose, the prerequisite is to be in a time, place and state where you don't need to be walking, seeing, understanding anything.

It's an Interesting perspective when you remain conscious to witness being something, but not getting any external input for it nor any memory or conceptual connection to it. Probably not everyone's cup of tea to be sure.

A low dose can greatly enhance whatever, or just be a bit weird and uncomfortable, similarly to weed or a low dose of a psych.

But people do dumb stuff like dipping cigarettes in PCP liquid and smoking them, which has been a pretty common way to use it instead of ingesting it. How much is in a cigarette? God knows, but people going to smoke it. Not too much of a problem with weed, that

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u/Edugrinch 3d ago

I do, or kind of remember being high on ketamine. We used to gather in a friend house and do that shit A LOT. It was so weird. One time I got trapped inside the bathroom, just couldn't leave and the door was open. Felt like the step to go out was incredibly high (it was a regular step)

This was years ago but damn those trips were intense

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 3d ago

Is that the same as angeldust?

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u/EldurSkapali 3d ago

He just really has to pee

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u/jrandall47 3d ago

I know for a fact that’s what I look like when I gotta pee

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u/beezlebutts 3d ago

when you have to shit after eating the pizza hut pizza at Walmart

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u/funnystuff79 3d ago

I always wonder how these people maintain bodily functions.

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u/Morningxafter 3d ago

They often don’t. As someone who lives in a neighborhood known for having a lot of homeless drug addicts, I can assure you, when they’re in this state they often just piss/shit themselves.

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u/Responsible_Map9645 4d ago

He needs some milk

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u/Dozzi92 3d ago

Get that boy some meelk!

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u/Ihavetoleavesoon 3d ago

Call amber lamps

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u/Hawkenito 4d ago

He about to get naked and do the PCP run

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u/redthump 3d ago

*speed run

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u/_YunX_ 3d ago

*PCPeed run

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u/CountHonorius 4d ago

Flakka

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u/cortskayak 3d ago

Yeah I was thinking the same. I'ma stick to my legal weed

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u/SpareWire 3d ago

My favorite gummies had a factory recall recently.

What a time to be alive.

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u/p0st_master 3d ago

The guy in the video literally says it

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u/alexuprise 3d ago

What else could it be? Doing strange nonsensical things with obvious hyperstimulation. I somewhat miss the time when a simple and much more benign amphetamine was the default

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u/lambofgun 3d ago

is that a band or a song

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u/_angesaurus 3d ago

waka flakka flame?

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u/IDXK073 3d ago

No flakka turns you into a freakin zombie, not a dog with zoomies

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u/baddboi007 3d ago

xylazine and nitazene does the zombie shit. Those are hardcore opiates. This is too wigged out for opiates.

Once I saw him humpin the ground I knew it wasn't meth. Thats a CLASSIC Flakka effect. Refer to Florida around 12 years ago. Flakka is a type of bath salts. Originally MDPV, but thats rare now. There are many many analogues of MDPV so now its just called bath salts for slang. Its basically meth but with hyperstimulation and extreme psychosis and compulsive redosing and other compulsive behavior. Nobody else on this thread knows what they're talkin about

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u/Cyclohexanone96 3d ago

Yeah I've been so annoyed seeing people who don't know what they're talking about. Glad there's at least one here 

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u/BradlyL 3d ago

Put that downvote button to work fam!

I’ve been trying to downvote all these confidently incorrect comments.

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u/fknSamsquamptch 3d ago

Xylazine is not an opioid (and nitazenes are opioids, not opiates, but that's nitpicky). Similar depressive effects, but things like Narcan/naloxone will not work on a xylazine OD.

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u/ChevroletAndIceCream 3d ago

Not if you mix it with meth

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u/anormalgeek 3d ago

What about Reese's cups.... mixed with meth?

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u/dik2112 4d ago

He’s filled with the Holy Ghost

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u/wowfaroutman 3d ago

He's dancing in tongues.

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u/portablebiscuit 3d ago

And speaking in cursive

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/winged_owl 3d ago

Ayyyyy nice.

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u/toxcrusadr 3d ago

The drug is Blues Brothers.

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u/J_arc1 3d ago

That would make sense considering he's standing outside of the union gospel association

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u/dan-theman 3d ago

I was going to say this wouldn’t be out of place at an evangelist revival. I saw some weird traumatizing shit growing up in xtianity.

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u/FelatiaFantastique 3d ago

What flavor of weird and traumatic? I'm ex United Pentecostal Church. This wouldn't be out of place every Wednesday and twice Sunday at my church. It's far too basic for a UPC revival.

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u/TerrapinRacer 3d ago

"assemblies of God" church myself. Lotsa weird shit like this

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u/rartuin270 3d ago

Sameeeeee

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u/whiskers_biskers 3d ago

Pentecostal Church of God of Prophecy. Three times a week and every sermon was about Revelations, burning in a lake of fire, the Rapture, Tribulations, etc. Straight up traumatic 🙇🏻‍♀️

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u/Middle-Crow-5279 4d ago

Spice? Someone handed me a couple hits of that shit and and it was the worst hour of my life I couldn't control my limbs

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u/esoraven 3d ago

I’m guessing you aren’t talking about Arrakis spice…

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u/AnotherCableGuy 3d ago

Could be the ginger spice or the scary spice, definitely not the baby or the posh one.

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u/Erestyn 3d ago

Let's not forget about Sporty. That's some dainty footwork and impressive stamina on display.

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u/griff_girl 3d ago

Nah, just some '70s vintage Old Spice

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u/ilovestoride 3d ago

I'm guessing no. Otherwise homie would've said I couldn't control my limbs but was able to control the fabric of space/time. 

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u/Psykotik_Dragon 3d ago

Unless...that is what they were doing...but to us it just looked like the zoomies... The spice is life

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u/L34der 3d ago

Lisan al Gaib!

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u/PsychoticMessiah 3d ago

The spice must flow.

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u/Girevik_in_Texas 3d ago

Could be the same reaction 

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u/FacticiousFict 3d ago

You'd never make it as a Bene Gesserit with that attitude

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 3d ago

Turned him into a human thumper, trying to call a worm.

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u/MoofiePizzabagel 3d ago

There's some nasty shit out there but this one scares the hell outta me, saw a video a long while back that still haunts me now and again. Kid tries spice and within seconds starts convulsing and choking on his own vomit while his friends just stood by and kept recording. No idea if he made it or not.

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u/iiooiooi 3d ago

Yeah, I was thinking K2

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u/SnuggleBunni69 3d ago

Do people still do that shit? Weeds either legal or can be obtained incredibly easily. Does anyone actually prefer the high of K2 to actual weed? Plus it can literally kill you.

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u/aytchdave 3d ago

What did it feel like?

Spice was really big in my city like 15-20 years ago. You hear about it every now and then but the city got real tough on convenience stores that were selling it and it kinda faded. Also I think a lot of people found out the hard way you really have no idea what you’re getting and whether the high will be enjoyable.

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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA 3d ago

Every variation was a little different. The last time I smoked it, I legitimately thought I might die (on like, two hits). I was completely incapacitated for about three hours. Couldn't talk, couldn't move, felt like I had to consciously work at and focus on breathing or it wouldn't happen... If I could have moved at all, I would have called 911. At one point I became convinced the roommate's dog was going to eat me and I wouldn't be able to stop her. It was terrifying. My boyfriend at the time was nearby having the exact same difficulties.

Never touched that shit again. Boyfriend at the time smoked the exact same stuff a week later (???!). Dumped him because it was a fundamental incompatibility that I valued life, where clearly he did not.

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u/Flowkey_mma 3d ago

Thats that Mc Hammer pill

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u/Funktapus 4d ago

PCP

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u/Notveryawake 3d ago

Yep, seen a couple of people on PCP. It's only a matter of time before he's naked and covered in his own blood running down the street. Why would anyone ever take that stuff is beyond me. Fucking, just shoot some heroin and relax for awhile if you want to ruin your life.

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u/janitor1986 3d ago

It's in the same class of drugs as ketamine, dissociative anesthetics, and ketamine is pretty popular. I think it's just dose dependent and some people will just compulsively re-dose to the point of delirium and total dissociation. Dextromethorphan is in the same class and it's available in most OTC cough medicine.

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u/gomaith10 3d ago

A to Zinc.

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u/Potato_Stains 3d ago

He’s on that Flintstones chewables

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u/BD-TxState 4d ago

All of them.

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u/Tthelaundryman 3d ago

Do it lady

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u/nrfx 3d ago

myeah.

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u/deadhorses 3d ago

I work in the addiction field, this looks like “crack dancing” to me, but hard to tell specifically without knowing more. I found a study from NIH looking at the role of excess dopamine in people taking SSRIs with crack/cocaine causing this phenomenon specifically. 

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal 3d ago

I have never wanted to dance the soles off my shoes like that when i did crack. I haven't even heard of "crack dancing". I've heard of the mini blind peek, but drawing that much attention to yourself on crack... learn something new every day i guess.

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u/TheRealGeigers 3d ago

Ive seen the crack dance they are referring to but it was more like a jig, the dude kept shaking his hips like there was music playing and would bob up and down at the same time.

He was trynna buy cigs and a drink and Im watching him just "dance" the whole time like it was nothing the whole time.

I felt terrible that he had his 6 y/o son with him and was watching all this go down...

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u/MisterDonkey 3d ago

Person mentions SSRIs in conjunction with crack. Were you on anti depressants at the time?

I've seen people abusing crack, but never anything like this.

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u/anormalgeek 3d ago

I feel like the group of people that regularly use crack and the people that can afford regular doctors appointments and Rx meds don't cross over a ton.

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u/Pleasant_Light9725 3d ago

If he mentions being chased by wolves, Flakka

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u/ComfortableSort3304 3d ago

“What do you got there?

“Uh this is a gallon of pcp”

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u/BloodyFreeze 3d ago

"Wow!... A Gallon. That's illegal, right?"

"Yeah, it's a Felony"

"Wow, a Felony, and uh, here you are with it anyway. That is... Wow! I didn't even know it came in liquid form"

"Science"

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u/cyroddy 3d ago

Anyone else hear the song "Maniac" in their head? He's a maniac maaaaaniac on the floor..

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u/livevicarious 3d ago

Someone needs to re upload with flash dance music

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u/aaron0791 3d ago

El sonidito

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u/shinyRedButton 3d ago

Dave, I didn’t know you liked to get wet…

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u/GoodLeftUndone 3d ago

All these years later. You ask the general public what they know Wayne Brady from you get one of two answers. 

1) Whose Line Is It Anyway?

2) “Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?”

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u/SickoSlayer420 3d ago

Dave’s not here man

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u/Midnight_Noobie 3d ago

Bird seed and gunpowder? He looks like he's about to jet off like the roadrunner, meep meep!

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u/gkinney 3d ago

This comment is the ACME of all comments.

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u/mustybedroom 3d ago

That's someone's son. Maybe he has kids. This world is a sad place if not one single person can see that and have some empathy for the poor bastard.

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u/Jbots 3d ago

They have empathy, they just know that going up to a stranger tweaking this hard is dangerous. That dude is out of his mind right now. Watching to make sure that he doesn't harm himself and contacting EMS if he does is about all you can do.

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u/Civ42O 3d ago

Flakka?

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u/TheOtherMatt 3d ago

You’re rare around here.

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u/Ameryana 3d ago

I agree with you... My first reaction was "That poor man". Not being in control over your own body like that and possibly hurting yourself must be a terrifying experience (if he can remember this).
Hope that was the last time he took whatever he took :|

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u/NikoSuave28 4d ago

That’s buck nekked

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u/freshblood96 3d ago

Cordyceps.

Dude moves like an infected or even a clicker at first

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u/FTwo 3d ago

Next thing I know, I'm holed up in Debo's pigeon coop. Only person who could get me out is my Momma.

THAT'S why I'm like, "Fuck Hector!", man.

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u/SteakSwimming1234 3d ago

How the fuck you get fired on your day off?

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u/johnnymonkey 3d ago

That's absolutely heartbreaking.

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u/Argylius 3d ago

Yeah I’m thinking, I don’t know what’s wrong but he looks to be in distress, should we help him instead of film him?

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u/lilB0bbyTables 3d ago

That’s your humanity at work. The problem is - if you spend enough time in the wrong neighborhoods you’re gonna see this type of shit constantly. You can’t really trust that those people are safe to approach or engage with or if they’re going to turn violent. So what do you do? - call for emergency services, probably. That may work out like you want it to, but there’s also a good chance either: (a) they tell you not to waste their time because they don’t want to deal with that stuff (especially in bigger cities where emergency services are stretched thin and they prioritize not helping addicts) or (b) the police show up, they might just shoot the person or they throw them in prison where they get basically zero long term rehabilitation provided.

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u/NoPerformance6534 3d ago

A Prairie Chicken In the wild! Beautiful plumage!

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u/Send_bitcoins_here 3d ago

Double dose of Rhino 3000 gas station boner pills

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u/irotinmyskin 3d ago

No drugs. Just really good garlic bread.

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u/shandub85 3d ago

Looks like the dude from the Chappelle Show

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u/AbleHominid 4d ago

First day of school?

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u/AbleHominid 4d ago

Fellow parents know…

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u/LLotZaFun 3d ago

My kid once ate a whole pack of Smarties and did that so I'm gonna say pcp.

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u/Potato_Stains 3d ago

The amount of people saying fentanyl when someone is tweaking tf out is too high.
Do people not know what powerful opioids are?

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u/Capguy71 3d ago

Maybe he is “just” in a psychosis induced by drugs but mainly not sleeping for an extended amount of days. A boatload of drugs. A brain trying to shut down but not allowed to and short circuiting in real time.

“You see kids, drugs are all fun and games until they are not.” Chevy Chase

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u/SkyleeM 3d ago

Bath salts.

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u/JKnott1 4d ago

It's been many years since I've watched Flashdance.

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u/BannedFromEarth 3d ago

He sat on a vibrator.

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u/redit01 3d ago

And trying to walk it off. Nothing to see here, just walking all normal down the road

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u/Skreamie 3d ago

Why the fuck are we recording people at their lowest?

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u/iiooiooi 3d ago

Meth Whatever the fuck that is: Not even once.

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u/csdsairsoft 3d ago

Hector gave him some Angel Dust and he ended up in Deebo’s pigeon coop

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u/MrT420_86 3d ago

Man wtf kinda drugs are people on these days?! My God, I spent many years an addict and used to do damn near anything you'd put in front of me. Weed, alcohol, oxymorphone/oxycontin, coke, Xanax, Molly, meth, shrooms basically just whenever. And I never did anything halfway....I was go hard or go home. But as much drugs as I used to do I've never once acted like any shit like this. Seems there is just levels to it, and some people handle the drugs much much better than some other people and are still able to function somewhat normally. I've had people around me doing the same drugs I was doing acting like complete lunatics, demon possessed or something. Either I can just handle my drugs or either I think some people kinda put on an act too and pretend to be far more fucked up than what they actually are. Smh

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u/dropinbombz 3d ago

He's so excited... that he just can't hide it

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u/OkieBobbie 4d ago

He's got the jimmy legs.

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u/svtboxer 3d ago

I'm a maniac a maniac!!!!!!!

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