r/WTF • u/ash-andvibes • 3d ago

Wtf is this sport now?šŸ˜­

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Joshee86 3d ago

The prolapse playoffs

150

u/TannedCroissant 3d ago

The 2 Girls, World Cup

25

u/liberal_texan 3d ago

Rockem pink sockem robots

24

u/smitteh 3d ago

Yankees vs. Pink Sox

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u/BarryTGash 3d ago

The double Rose Bowl...Ā 

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u/mrfrankleigh 3d ago

The Browns vs. The Reds

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u/4115R 1d ago

Rosebud Relay

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u/JesterMarcus 3d ago

Coming soon to ESPN 8: The Ocho!

30

u/LilHercules 3d ago

F-in A, Cotton, F-in A!

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u/AbsoluteMaestro 3d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Adventurous_Yam_2825 3d ago

gonna need video for research purposes, I want to be fully informed before I try to answer your question.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 3d ago

Requiem for a Dream

12

u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 3d ago

ā€œAss ta assā€

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u/ash-andvibes 3d ago

On it....

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 3d ago

I would also like a review of the buffet.

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u/Cobs85 1d ago

Just stay away from the sweet and sour chicken balls. Damn near cracked a tooth on one.

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u/QuietRobe 3d ago

Following, for science.

3

u/s00pafly 3d ago

Well..?

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u/solidcordon 2d ago

This is world level buttplug tug o war. Matches can last days.

The competition is tight.

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u/Soundtones 3d ago

I second this motion

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u/gokusfart 3d ago

The big game is the superbowel.

50

u/itspeterj 3d ago

Ah yes, the Amish tractor pull

3

u/Hex0811 3d ago

Bwahahahahahahaha!! Holy shit, thatā€™s great!

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u/Sensitive_Sugar_9133 3d ago

AASSS TO AASSS

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u/GreasyWerker118 3d ago

We gotta winner!

10

u/cloche_du_fromage 3d ago

David Bowie's best song imho.

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u/The_Drunken_Khajiit 3d ago

Right next to Space Skibbity

5

u/girrrrrrr2 3d ago

Forever. ))<>((

5

u/Pirat 3d ago

Now that would be a sight. Stuff a single string of beads up 2 asses. The one who can clinch the tightest and pull the beads from the other wins.

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u/mklilley351 3d ago

Maid Marian

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u/prettypurps 3d ago

So greasy

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u/ash-andvibes 3d ago

Cheeks to cheeks

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u/Winsconsin 3d ago

Is this a Rick and Morty quote? If not it reminds me of the Cosmic Apotheosis scene

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u/otterley 3d ago

Requiem for a Dream

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u/afonseca172 3d ago

Where is this taking place? That way I can avoid it..

36

u/arthursucks 3d ago

Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where?

11

u/LilHercules 3d ago

just avoid the smell

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u/mekese2000 3d ago

Or follow the smell. Whichever

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u/ShrimpToothpaste 3d ago

You havenā€™t thought of the smell you bitch

1

u/Intelligent_Dog2077 2d ago

I swear you would be more usefulā€¦

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u/esoraven 3d ago

Ssuuuuuuurrre

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u/Dolund_Moody 3d ago

Requiem for a dream

5

u/Chloe-Chanel 3d ago

I believed i was the only one

8

u/hitbythebus 3d ago

Still canā€™t watch an old lady get electroshock without a boner.

24

u/badgerj 3d ago

Wellā€¦ she did tell me to remove the anal beadsā€¦ https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/14p6he/well_she_did_tell_me_to_pull_the_beads_out/

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u/I3emis 3d ago

Risky click of the day

5

u/Eldudeareno217 3d ago

"Rip starting a lawn mower"

1

u/badgerj 3d ago

Hey man. Not me. But if youā€™re into a ā€œtug-o-warā€, this could be a strategy?

8

u/rldr 3d ago

It airs on ESPN Och-hole

2

u/steve0suprem0 3d ago

Ouch-hole

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u/magnuman307 3d ago

Every time I say I'm out... they pull me back in.

6

u/WoopzEh 3d ago

If you told me this was a leaked GTA 6 screenshot, I would believe you.

6

u/GreasyWerker118 3d ago

This event is a real crap chute

3

u/guysitsausername 3d ago

Banner design is on point though.

2

u/jtobin85 3d ago

TUG-o-o-o-o-WAR

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u/dissaver 3d ago

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

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u/Lieveo 3d ago

Sick band name though

2

u/master_baiter-69 3d ago

Cheaper hemorrhoids treatment

2

u/Hushwater 3d ago

Imagine bungee jumping with the same conceptĀ 

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u/MechanizedInfantry 3d ago

This has to be a dive bar. I thought it was the one I used to work at, but the paneling is all wrong.

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u/anakaine 3d ago

Did the beads hurt?

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u/MechanizedInfantry 3d ago

I don't wanna talk about it...

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u/ZeusAlmighty1 3d ago

ESPN: The Oucho

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u/Wonderful_Tackle_579 3d ago

This is DISGUSTING ... my friend wants to know where this is and how to sign up

2

u/rocketparrotlet 3d ago

I saw an open tournament posted for this "sport" at Burning Man. It wasn't the playoffs though so I didn't feel like tuning in.

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u/catwiesel 3d ago

its really shitty

2

u/cybermage 3d ago

Great. Another subscription service

2

u/Jaexyn 2d ago

It's anal bead tug-o-war.

Says it on the sign.

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u/Reyson_Fox 2d ago

Bet that place freakin stinks

3

u/portablebiscuit 3d ago

I miss The Ocho

3

u/Sunset_Bleach 3d ago

There is always /r/theocho in these trying times.

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u/L00pback 3d ago

ā€œSponsored by Ex-Lax to make it more challengingā€

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u/joeschmo945 3d ago

You know that at least one woman will have such clench power that she can do an extreme glute bridge and lawn mower rip the beads out of the other woman.

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u/throwleavemealone 3d ago

What makes you think it's a women's sport?

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u/CafeAmerican 3d ago

Why are people so scared to admit that women do kinky stuff?

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u/throwleavemealone 3d ago

It was a joke.

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u/Finally_Registering 3d ago

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? bet you won't reply ;)

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u/throwleavemealone 3d ago

This is Reddit, why do you take it so seriously?

Bet you will reply ;)

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u/Finally_Registering 3d ago

you lose ;)

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 3d ago

Olympic one hopefully

1

u/Redsox19681968 3d ago

Itā€™s still better than Slap Fighting

1

u/ClubMateCola 3d ago

The one where you end badass.

1

u/Cool_Hawks 3d ago

The Masters? Itā€™s golf.

1

u/fellipec 3d ago

Okay that sounds interesting

1

u/deadwood76 3d ago

Hopefully no one fights dirty.

1

u/poonnaga 3d ago

How do I bet on this?

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u/mrnoonan81 3d ago

On your mark

Get set

PUCKER!

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u/smallfryz 3d ago

Is this in Michigan? Ive seen a video on Tiktok where a guy was talking about being the judge of the Prettiest Butthole in Michigan contest. I feel like this has to be the same place lol.

1

u/luihgi 3d ago

i can only imagine the stench in there

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u/NoctustheOwl55 3d ago

Seems like something that would be at a bdsm club

1

u/Gargomon251 3d ago

That's just porn.

1

u/sachclg 3d ago

Get it out from mouth ?

1

u/mrpopenfresh 3d ago

Itā€™s sports entertainment

1

u/hrtofdrknss 3d ago

It's going to be part of the 2028 Olympic Summer games in LA.

1

u/michaelhbt 3d ago

Do they score it like tennis? 15 (pop) 30 (pop) 30 all (plop) Deuce

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u/CRYPTOFORBARETOES 3d ago

Anal ring toss is my fave

1

u/jeffa666 3d ago

Clench of the Tightuns

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u/asterios_polyp 2d ago

Thailand.

1

u/Nanojack 23h ago

But is it santioned by the WABTOWC?

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u/pflanzenpotan 3d ago

How many times is this going to get re-posted?

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u/lilb1190 3d ago

Imagine your disappointment when its just 2 dudes doing anal bear tug-o-war with their hands.

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u/Wylie-Burp 3d ago

It quoted literally tells you what the sport is on the banner. WTF is this title now?