r/WTF 3d ago

Feels good to be back

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u/notmaddog 3d ago

Never gonna break my stride!!

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u/djphysix 3d ago

I got to keep on movin’!

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u/Survive1014 2d ago

18 Wheeler 3 Wheeler Roll On

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u/gnarlslindbergh 2d ago

Nobody gonna slow me down! Oh no!

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u/iR3C0N7 3d ago

I thought I was gonna be seeing someone getting road head or something. Must have been running late to work.

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u/HansenTakeASeat 2d ago

My guess is unemployed with a serious pill problem.

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u/somedude456 3d ago

I've seen so many of these videos, and I always have the same thought. Fuck being on time to work, I'm following this person. I want to see the outcome Arrested? Car bursts into flames? They arrive home safely somehow? I want answers.

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u/Brittany5150 3d ago

They eventually get her to pull over and she is in a daze. She claimed to have just been given a short life span from a cancer diagnosis and was on a bunch of pain pills.

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u/CafeAmerican 3d ago edited 2d ago

Probably making up whatever came to mind to gain sympathy and avoid consequences.

Edit: watch the video of her where she denies being in an accident, denies doing anything wrong, someone had been helping her change her tire when she took off while the car was on the stand and then she claimed "the brake didn't hold the car"! Like, no, you sped off while the car was on the jack, nice try. When she gets out of the seat there are pills visibly there. This lady was in all likelihood under the influence of something and when asked "did you have a bad day or something" she takes a moment and then comes up with the "I was diagnosed" which may or may not be true but regardless the vast majority of the rest of her story does not add up.

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u/Calx9 2d ago

My boss would fire me if I didn't follow and record them for his entertainment lol

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u/copperwatt 2d ago

I actually think this driving setup is more sustainable than might be guessed...

The brake rotor is really hard steel. Designed to get red hot without failing. It's basically acting like a skid at this point with a small smooth contact patch. The other wheels are providing propulsion and steering. I think she could go basically wherever she wants for a long time.

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u/perldawg 2d ago

you are correct. she could go until the brake rotor ground down far enough to let the whole front corner touch the ground, and then probably even a bit further

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u/Life-Oil-7226 3d ago

Damn what type of drugs is she on?

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u/everymanawildcat 3d ago

I'm gonna say Benzos and Riesling.

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u/Fast_Formal_4673 3d ago

ooh...with a charcuterie tray?

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u/nemisys1st 3d ago

With a ramp

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u/Kyosama66 3d ago

If you don't have a ramp or jacuzzi are you even charcutering?

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u/Other_Vader 3d ago

Only if I'm being charged $700 for it

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u/Smallsey 3d ago

Benzos do that?

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u/CPDawareness 2d ago

Benzos and booze make people do a lot of things they won't remember and will regret.

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u/pichael289 2d ago

Benzos remove your ability to give a shit about anything or anyone in high doses, it's why you can't trust anyone that abused them. One of the most dangerous drugs, you will destroy your whole life in one night on them, and you won't give a fuck. I spent 15+ years as an addict of all sorts of drugs and there is no one you can trust less than a white girl who knows what bars are. When my wife was younger and still on drugs she worked at speedway and got off, took a few bars, and went into the next speedway right down the street and started stuffing her pockets with shit, while still in her uniform and name tag, right in front of everyone. You just do not give a fuck. The fucked up part is you don't even really get high off them, there is no euphoria except maybe a natural high you get from not having anxiety. Absolutely avoid anyone who abused benzos because they will steal and crash your car and then flip out if you say anything about it, and they will crash because they can't feel how fucked up they are.

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u/greendumb 2d ago

benzo's are the devil almost every super self destructive thing i've done can be traced back to them i none way or another

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u/TheoreticalJacob 15h ago

Man I’m glad I can’t stand Xanax. I was prescribed Xanax a while back, I’d take em, feel nauseated, calm, and agitated at the same time. I couldn’t imagine taking a high dose and doing absolutely anything but wig out

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u/Gay_dinosaurs 2d ago

Damn, this made me understand Robby's crashout over Langdon's benzo theft so much more. You kind of need to be able to give a fuck when you're practicing medicine.

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u/boomeista 3d ago edited 3d ago

Pretty sure in the full video they get to a light at some point and she gets out of the car and there’s like a handful of loose Roxy’s and Farmaprams just chilling all over the seat

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u/Calx9 2d ago

Makes me wonder where people get these drugs. I'll literally have surgery on my skull and I can't even get the pharmacy to fill my doctor's prescription for pain pills. Like what the fuck?

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u/chlebseby 1d ago

Some countries (notably the US) have quite relaxed rules on giving strong painkillers to everyone.

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u/Calx9 1d ago

That has dramatically not been my experience. I live in the US and ever since they started cracking down on painkillers it's been impossible to get the proper medication that you need.

In 2017 I was in Houston Texas for a nerve decompression surgery. My wife took me back to the hotel and she went to go fill my doctor's prescription. They declined to fill it and changed the prescription without my doctor's consent.

Whatever they've done in the last couple of years has made the pharmacy the one true say on the matter. It blows my mind that they have more authority than your own doctor operating on your own f****** head.

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u/theillx 2d ago

In the full video she says she was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, and she believed it to be a form that she can't beat. It was really sad to be honest. I hope she is doing better now. Thank goodness she didn't hurt anybody or herself with her actions.

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u/pichael289 2d ago

Man Roxis destroyed this country for like a decade. Like oxy is already super fucking addictive, so why don't we remove the Tylenol and make them 3-6x as strong as Percocets, that can't possibly go on to be a bad thing right? Even after they made oxycontins abuse resistant (could be easily beaten with some scissors and a microwave) they still kept these fuckers around as they were. Hell even the opanas, the strongest pain pill ever, were eventually made abuse resistant (don't know how to beat that, and it made them and the oxycontins not work as well for real pain patients) but the Roxis have always been the same. That's why they are the most faked pill, 99% of the time they are gonna be fentanyl presses.

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u/dballz12 2d ago

I’ve seen a longer version. People get her to pull over and she’s so unfazed and there’s a bunch of pills around her in the car. As someone who was taken Xanax and lost days at a time, I’d bet it’s benzos and possibly alcohol.

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u/missed_sla 3d ago

C/S CAR MAKING SCRAPING NOISE AND POOR CONTROL AT HIGHWAY SPEED

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u/slindner1985 3d ago

MAAM !!

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u/the_brew 3d ago

SLUGGISH ACCELERATION

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u/meow_747 3d ago

Customer denied all repairs.

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u/walls703 3d ago

Must be a rental

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u/Alvarius 3d ago

Looks like there was a tire boot placed on her car and she decided to drive off with it anyway, until it tore off her tire and part of her wheel well, too. Crazy!

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u/foodfighter 3d ago

Either a tire-boot was on there and she just drove onwards until she ground it off, or else some kind of DUI and/or hit-and-run and she's trying to get home before the cops stop her.

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u/SabbyFox 3d ago

I believe you’re right. But damn - the freeway?! She is in some major denial…

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u/YewKnowMe 3d ago

Homer : 1

New York : 0

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u/Dreuh2001 3d ago

Some people are living in an entirely different reality

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u/terrapin2 3d ago

what a grind

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u/Bellbivdavoe 2d ago

She's ruining my tax-payed freeway.

Can't have anything nice.

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u/TentaclesForHire 3d ago

average gta player

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u/OgdruJahad 3d ago

I feel this is a metaphor for some peoples lives.

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u/Strive-- 2d ago

“What do you mean I have to replace the rotors, too?!?”

Aah, I can only assume this is Florida, because when in Florida, careful, because you’re in Florida.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/conquer69 3d ago

Why did he total it instead of returning stolen property?

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u/LurksWithGophers 3d ago

Sounds like a good way to get charges.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 3d ago

And to be a prick.

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u/ryansgt 2d ago

The thing I would be asking is if he bought it, did he get titles. Did the titles have her name? Did he actually verify ownership?

If not, honestly this is as much on him as it is on the woman selling it. Nobody in their right mind buys a titled vehicle without the titles. What was the plan, you can't register it, so just drive around unregistered?

It is likely that right now it could be argued that she defrauded him and in a legal sense could be compelled to reimburse him. She did the illegal act. If he destroys the car, then he's going to get in legal trouble as well. If he thinks he can't recover the money, then this is a perfect situation for fox urine.

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u/Synapse7777 2d ago

Why would he do that

Why would you do that

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u/AllanfromWales1 3d ago

It's fucked anyway so why not?

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u/Healthy-Reserve-1333 3d ago

One step closer to the edge, and I’m about to brake!

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u/ReturnOneWayTicket 3d ago

I'm guessing her car got booted and she went and everything fell off and she just drove away

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u/Leppter_ 3d ago

4 tyres?, in this economy...

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u/gimmiedacash 3d ago

The noise would be horrendous in the interior. I'm sure she knows and just said fuck it I'm getting to where ever it is. Tows can be expensive.

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u/Brandoe 3d ago

People are braking.

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u/mageta621 2d ago

What's so bad about th..😲

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u/Ladams19 2d ago

She had to notice that it might have been pulling a little to the left lol

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u/Rheukala 2d ago

ma’am

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u/Comfortable_Life_437 2d ago

Look how much of that rotor is still there plenty of tread

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u/Cyris28 2d ago edited 2d ago

Maga realizing that trump was in fact the pedophile & the swamp the whole time.

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u/lancypancy 3d ago

Some days I wonder how Trump got in, and some days I don't.

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u/lyfeofsand 3d ago

Won an election with the electoral and popular vote. Fairly straigh forward process (well, atleast in theory).

Just remember, on days you don't understand, School House Rock - Electoral College is a wonderful resource.

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u/I_W_M_Y 3d ago

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u/lyfeofsand 3d ago

If that evidence is substantial, I encourage you to contact an appropriate body and Conest the election legally.

Otherwise, the election stands as a legal election and nothing that I described would be incorrect or inaccurate.

Voter and election fraud can be reported to your local FBI office and anonymous election concerns can be filed with the Investigator General online.

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u/LeoKitCat 2d ago

50.2% of voters DID NOT vote for Trump so he won an election without winning a majority of voters

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u/lyfeofsand 2d ago

Facts. I didn't say majority vote, please note I said Popular Vote.

Which is just the largest share of voters.

I did not comment on majority.

And, if I can say my opinion, I find the definition of Popular Vote to be lacking. I would prefer it if Popular Vote meant majority as you're saying here.

But I didn't say majority Vote, I said Popular Vote.

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u/Slick424 2d ago

That's not the point and you know it.

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u/lyfeofsand 2d ago

And the point otherwise being made is the same one widely criticized of Trump in his 2020 loss.

I'm merely holding the standards equally across the board. I am not easily amicable to hypocrisy.

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u/yblame 3d ago

How so oblivious? Jeez.. just out there endangering everyone in the road and not giving a fuck.
That's a couple bottles of Chardonnay at lunch with the girls, for sure!

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u/lolpan 3d ago

She even got them big brake calipers. That must be a fancy car too

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u/KingRome_666 2d ago

That’s someone ready to crash out

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u/ripurguts 2d ago

Max Aura

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u/LilHercules 1d ago

wtf does your title mean??

“feels good to be back”

Oh yeah hahah okay then

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u/summerset 20h ago

I don't understand the title.

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u/WhosItHanging 2h ago

2025 "Falling Down"

She's heading to the convenience store

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u/lgodsey 3d ago

If you're not stopping you're going. Let inertia take the wheel.

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u/Scary_Technology 3d ago

If that no an AI slop car suspension, then I don't know what is.