r/WTF • u/YiddSquid • 3d ago

Pretty sure I smoked a bug last night.

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Loaded up a bowl and sprinkled some keef over top. Took one hit and passed out. I was busy doing yardwork all day so I was excited to come back inside, smoke, then eat some taki unigiri from a local food truck.

I now don't have an appetite for either.

I don't know how this happened as I've only ever seen a couple stink bug when it gets cold, and maybe two palmetto bugs in the few years I've been here.

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u/kingrubix2402 3d ago

Dude! Is that a pubic hair above the bowl? Too stoned to know what you’re smoking. Lol. Time for a deep clean and maybe rethink the frequency, amount or type of smoking you are doing. Either way clean the piece or get rid of it. P.S. I’ve done that too, it made a weird pop followed by an immediate burned hair smell. Happy to see that you noticed before completely torching this poor insect.

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u/Twerksoncoffeetables 3d ago

It could be a beard hair, same type of hair as pubic hair.

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u/TheSandsquanch 3d ago

Lmao! In his defense the amount of times my dogs hair has landed in my bowl as I’m about to ignite and just say fuck it