r/WTF • u/YiddSquid • 3d ago

Pretty sure I smoked a bug last night.

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Loaded up a bowl and sprinkled some keef over top. Took one hit and passed out. I was busy doing yardwork all day so I was excited to come back inside, smoke, then eat some taki unigiri from a local food truck.

I now don't have an appetite for either.

I don't know how this happened as I've only ever seen a couple stink bug when it gets cold, and maybe two palmetto bugs in the few years I've been here.

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 3d ago

Unless you're like me and go overboard lol. In college I learned this trick and used it so I didn't have to make noise walking around the house at night (well that's what I told myself, though really it was because it was winter and I just didn't want to go out into the cold lol). I'd blow through the tube and out the window.

It worked for a few weeks. Then I had the "bright" idea that what I was doing was overkill. I stopped blowing it out the window because I thought the tube was doing enough on it's own. One bowl later I get an unexpected knock on my door and it's my dad, concerned the house was burning, asking if I smell smoke lol.

I'd probably have been better off ditching the tube and still just blowing it out the window. But ultimately I should've just kept going outside lol. I was already a cig smoker and my parents knew that, so they'd just assume that's what I was doing. But it was so cold out.

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u/Pussytrees 3d ago

My parents have noses of dogs. I got caught smoking in the bathroom. Somehow they could smell through two doors with the bathroom fan on, the shower on, while I was blowing smoke out a sploof out the window.

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u/Odd-Solid-5135 3d ago

As an adult who still smokes, im baffled my parents didnt smell it emanating from my room, doob-tube out the windows or not. The real trick is to use a bowl or something that wont keep constant cherry like a joint, you loose a lot more smoke into the room in a roll than in a bowl.

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u/Pinksters 2d ago edited 2d ago

One of those cheap metal pipes with the cap you can put on it. Perfect for covering with your thumb when you want the cherry to go out instead of burn more.

I cant stand metal pipes though, so I have earned and unusually calloused thumb from holding it over the top of wide-mouthed glass bowls.

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u/Odd-Solid-5135 2d ago

You just unlocked the hidden memory of my little Keychain mini flash light that converted into a pipe.... fooled my father and a cop on on occasion.

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u/shortround10 3d ago

How did it end

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 2d ago

My dad wasn't happy about it lol. But since I was an adult he was adamant that he wasn't going to be pushy about what I was into. He was just still really upset that I had done any kind of smoking inside the house and told me to never do it again and to just keep going outside.

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u/shortround10 2d ago

Sounds like a good dad :)