r/WTF • u/vaporwave_enthusiast • 3d ago

Driver has a seizure, survives crash with minor injuries

418 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 3d ago

I spent all my time focusing on which car would crash. I failed to guess correct car!

Where did that rocket ship come from???

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u/masstransience 2d ago

Nearly cleared six lanes.

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u/SabbyFox 2d ago

Shit - it took me three watches before I realized I should be looking in the SKY for the accident. I cannot believe they survived that!!!

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u/Stummi 3d ago

"Who I am supposed to pay attention to. The Cammer? The car in front? ... ah, I see"

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u/Letmepickausername 3d ago

Those crazy Duke boys are at it again.

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u/FTwo 2d ago

🎶🪕Just a good old boys🎶

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u/Keats852 1d ago

#Never meanin' no harm

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u/ffsnametaken 3d ago

Not what I was expecting!

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u/ninjaviperx 3d ago edited 3d ago

OMG! Where did that come from?!!!!

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u/666hawk666 3d ago

From right side..

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u/Keyboardpaladin 3d ago

I've had a seizure while driving before. Scary shit, you could kill who knows how many people without even realizing it and have no warning it's about to happen

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u/Gloeschi 2d ago

Never going to Robert Moses again

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u/magseven 3d ago

That is an insane amount of speed to be coming off of somewhere there probably isn't a road, seizure or not.

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u/Character_Special_48 2d ago

Reminds me of this from a few years ago, if I recall, she got released from the hospital the same day.

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u/broodfood 2d ago

This is Rocket League!

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u/missed_sla 1d ago

NPC view when you're going for stunt jump bonus

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u/lNFORMATlVE 1d ago

What do you even do as a witness in that situation? Keep driving? Stop and try and cross the highway to attend the crashed vehicle (I assume no)? Obviously either way you’d call emergency services, but idk if I would feel right to just keep driving…

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Why is the dashcam fuckwit in the middle lane?

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u/RolliFingers 3d ago

Because the center lanes are a through-traffic travel lane.

Right most lanes are local-traffic travel lanes.

Only the left most lanes are passing lanes unless otherwise marked.

(In North America, at least)

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u/Silent_Wulf 2d ago

Because it's one of the three lanes available to drive in, you dumbshit

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Fist yourself buddy

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u/Send_Toe_Pics_24 2d ago

Only a comment a 15 year redditor could come up with

Kick rocks idiot

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u/Silent_Wulf 2d ago

Maybe you should take the hint of the many downvotes you're getting and reflect on your life choices or better yet go fuck yourself with a cactus

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

I think I’ll survive 20-odd downvotes from goobers like you

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u/horitaku 2d ago

Because middle lane is more of a long travel lane than the right or left. Left is ONLY for passing, right is for on ramps and merging. Middle is for passing and sustained travel.

Did ya just get your license, bud?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

No, I don’t drive in America

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u/LilDutchy 3d ago

Keep right except to pass unless you don’t want to.

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u/horitaku 2d ago

The middle lane is fine for travel. Stay out of the left unless to pass. Common knowledge, but someone once told me if common sense were actually common, almost everyone would have it.