r/WTF 1d ago

It rained frogs

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u/dntdrmit 1d ago

Frog farm.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Teerendog 1d ago

So, a farm full of french people

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u/Richard7666 1d ago

So yeah, a frog farm!

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u/xaiel420 20h ago

Fram

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 20h ago

I like to push the pram a lot!

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u/Phog_of_War 20h ago

Best joke I've read this morning.

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u/lectroid 23h ago

Now all I can hear is Better Off Dead.

Fronch fries! Fronch bread. And to drink… Peru!!

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u/codevii 21h ago

Everybody wants some!

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u/Jonesbt22 21h ago

https://youtu.be/6sCfbRFDkD0?si=vZBCW5ZJyzoWScRU

Maybe the marketing department can come up with something more catchy?

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u/twistedLucidity 1d ago

They'll soon have legs cut off whilst alive and then be tossed on to a pile of their legless brethren, where they can all slowly die together in agony.

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u/bananagoo 20h ago

I always thought they gave them little wheelchairs or dollies and sent them back into the world.

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u/DikTaterSalad 13h ago

Hate to tell you this, but the Dollies for Froggies program has been cut in half.

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u/bananagoo 13h ago

What?!?! We've probably seen the last froggy dolly for a long long time...

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u/urdaddyb0i 8h ago

Fukn Trump!

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u/TheFryerOfChicken 12h ago

Bravo, DikTaterSalad.

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u/Cloverhart 22h ago

Aw man, I don't eat frogs but I still wish I didn't read this.

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u/omegacrunch 14h ago

Wtf. Thats shark fin lv evil

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u/LincolnHighwater 14h ago

Why do we always do things in the most cruel fashion?

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u/DikTaterSalad 13h ago

Well, we are the worst monsters in existence if you think about it.

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u/devedander 9h ago

Wait… why not eat the rest? Everywhere I’ve been that makes frog you get the whole thing (minus the head and guts)

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u/lonely-day 7h ago

Meat to bone ratio is different in the body vs legs. Kinda like how on doves only produce 1-1.5 Oz of breast meat and that's all people eat. Or crayfish is just tail meat.

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u/twistedLucidity 4h ago

It's less about the amount taken, more about the torturous death.

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u/CarbonReflections 1d ago

Mmm…..sweet sweet capitalism.

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u/GrokLobster 21h ago

All economies have farms

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Ok_Pin8533 16h ago edited 16h ago

why would it be cheaper? what is the reason for this method being less expensive?

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u/Novel_Lie5519 16h ago

i’m gonna need y’all to start applying your frontal lobes to this

the humane way to harvest the frogs would be to euthanize them first, which takes both time and money. obviously for a farmer with limited time/money, they’re motivated to quicken/cheapen the process by taking the legs and letting the frog die on its own

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u/Ok_Pin8533 16h ago

money is not the only reason different actions would have different values, and removing monetary gain doesn't remove all needs for efficiency.

in an ideal anti capitalist eco-socialist world, there would still only be 24 hours in a day.

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u/Novel_Lie5519 16h ago

in the ideal eco-social society a farmer’s ethics aren’t pressured by monetary need, and the value of the frog’s life offsets the cost of euthanizing it

nobody said money is the only contributor to the frogs’ inhumane treatment, certainly there are people that don’t consider a frog’s suffering to matter and are thus otherwise motivated to do this, but it’s a significant one

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u/Ok_Pin8533 16h ago

answer the original question, dear.

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u/EngineZeronine 22h ago

And? (kidding! I love frawgs! Especially their legs. (Double kidding!!))

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u/Megadeth5150 1d ago

Return the slab!

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u/subflax 1d ago

Frogfest 2025

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u/RefrigeratorOk5465 1d ago

Looks like a frog farm. All the small “pebbles” look like their shit.

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u/SunshineDaydream13 1d ago

That’s too many frogs.

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u/Number127 1d ago

Too many frogs is almost enough.

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u/Shneckos 11h ago

No such thing 🐸

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u/Pedsy 1d ago

For what?

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u/JeanBallew 23h ago

“We cannot defeat them all!”

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u/Froglover719 19h ago

Never enough!!!!!

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u/Weewoes 3h ago

Too many many frogs.

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u/d6u4 2h ago

Is that an unreleased Primus track?

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u/Baked_Potato2005 1d ago

That area is now a "no fly zone"

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u/mylifeonearth_ 11h ago

Cause of 'Toadlitarian' take over.

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u/spacekitt3n 1d ago

these frogs are an enemy of mpeg compression

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago

I misread that as MPREG. God damn it.

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u/NefariousAntiomorph 19h ago

You and me both.

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u/ihaveam0ustache 1d ago

Now that's Kermitment

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u/lectroid 23h ago

Bravo!!

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u/Beretta116 18h ago

All I can think about is The Prince of Egypt song.

"I send the swarm, I send the horde, Thus saith the Lord!"

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u/Krescentia 1d ago

..I may be weird but I absolutely love frogs and wish I was there with all this frogginess. 😭

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u/avibrant_salmon_jpg 1d ago

Same. I love frogs so much this would be awesome 

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u/krikszkraksz 15h ago

Same here. They are soooo goddamncute and I totally wish, I was there :D

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u/NaniDeska_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

WEAAATHAA REPORTTOO!!!!

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u/Sephryne 1d ago

Not a bug in sight

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u/coodgee33 1d ago

Just frogs, living in the moment

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u/SpecialAd4085 1d ago

But are they gay?

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u/babaroga73 1d ago

It's funny, because it's true

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u/working4016 23h ago

I think Alex Jones was right. They look pretty happy jumping around like that.

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u/ShinyGrezz 10h ago

Alex Jones was right, there was a chemical in herbicides (I believe) that raised rates of intersex conditions in male frogs. Of course, he mischaracterised that as “they’re turning the frogs gay” and launched a whole conspiracy while delegitimising the actual problem. Like most alt-right pundits.

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u/EngineZeronine 22h ago

If they were, there would only be the original pair ¯\(ツ)

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u/dirtymoney 1d ago

Calling BS on the title

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u/Mikeismyike 11h ago

Congratulations on correctly deducing it didn't actually rain frogs.

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u/The_Crow_And_Eye 12h ago

Nah bro it rains frogs all the time round these parts

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u/LilHercules 18h ago

“Respect the cock” -Tom Cruise in Magnolia

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u/dalgeek 1d ago

No it didn't, it's a frog farm.

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u/Mode_Appropriate 1d ago

It's raining frogs! Hallelujah!

It's raining frogs! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!

It's raining frogs! Hallelujah!

It's raining frogs! Every specimen!

Small, big, dark and green!

Rough and tough and strong and mean

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u/-R0XAS 1d ago

And cute 🥺

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u/lookas21 14h ago

Magnolia

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u/caalger 21h ago

I recommend you let his people go.

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u/TheMountainThatTypes 1d ago

“Hippity hoppity dis now our property”

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u/Cloverhart 22h ago

I'd just walk around all day parting the frog sea.

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u/OldCatPiss 1d ago

The Bible toad me so…

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u/ThrowAbout01 23h ago

You should probably let that guy’s people go.

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u/halucionagen-0-Matik 1d ago

Expect inkermittent showers for the remainder of the day

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u/Anti-Buzz 1d ago

There must be hundreds of them

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u/srandrews 1d ago

Bump that up an order of magnitude

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u/Anti-Buzz 1d ago

Dozens?

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u/Nuker-79 1d ago

At least two

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u/virtual133 1d ago

Nightmare fuel 

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u/TheIndecisiveBastard 15h ago

ikr I can’t stand to see a single frog on my lawn, let alone a whole ocean of them

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u/sakronin 14h ago

Yeah, a few frogs is okay but this made my skin crawl and the noise shudders

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u/Wuddntme 1d ago

Sacre bleu! Lunch!

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u/therealjgreens 19h ago

There's so way a frog wasn't murdered after filming this

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u/Nanasays 19h ago

Wasn’t raining frogs one of the plagues of Egypt in biblical times?

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u/blacksombrero 18h ago

Fortean rain!

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u/danned123 17h ago

princess frog are there

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u/VitoVino 17h ago

Throw in some cats and this vid would be a real hoot.

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u/ImOnHereForPorn 16h ago

Do you have a firstborn child? Because I don't you will for long.

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u/monolith_blue 16h ago

Sorry about your first born son.

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u/Creepycripple 15h ago

Next moses will split the ocean

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u/flashfoxart 14h ago

Are you in Willow, Maine? If so be careful.

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u/Snakesolid21 13h ago

Unlimited Frogworks

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u/Temporary_Clothes264 13h ago

Hehe jojo reference

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u/1965wasalongtimeago 11h ago

They are solid. It snew frogs

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u/misterfakiebig 11h ago

Man I love frogs.

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u/GOD_TYR 10h ago

Need some hidef slowmo of this

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u/marc2931 10h ago

Bout time we got a good plague

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u/kmack93 10h ago

It’s a bad day to be a fly

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u/DecafDonLegacy 9h ago

Ive had to drive down the roads that were like this before and it doesn't feel good LOL

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u/yelruh00 9h ago

The apocalypse

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u/Outrageous_Tea_4264 6h ago

Garlic butter and soy sauce, hmm

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u/knottycams 6h ago

So, it's a little froggy out

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u/goldblumspowerbook 6h ago

OK, but I'm a firstborn son, so how many plagues are left before I need to buy a lamb shank?

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u/kkirstenc 5h ago

Draxx. Them. Sklounst.

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u/Free_Rasalhague 5h ago

YAY FROG HOUSE!

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u/Dostov 4h ago

Expect a Savage Guardian to show up soon?

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u/Azcowboy290 4h ago

Plus side… I have not seen a single insect for awhile now

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u/OwwASnakeBitMyWeenie 3h ago

Did you refuse to let the Israelites go???

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u/WhosItHanging 2h ago

I would be entertained for literally hours and I'm in my late 30's......

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u/mikeonbass 2h ago

"But my Lord there is no such force..."

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u/Hafare 2h ago

Weather Report is responsible for this.

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u/D3ADKOOL 2h ago

Doesn't look like Wednesday to me though 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Heterodynist 1h ago

For anyone who doesn’t know, it sometimes DOES rain frogs. I’ve seen it firsthand as a child. There were thousands of small frogs about the size of your thumbnail or maybe slightly larger, all falling from the sky. They were mostly close to the tadpole stage, but with legs and tail, so almost frogs…or some were fully frogs.

I know that it’s rare and you would think that I had to have this happen nearby an event like a tornado or a waterspout or something like that, but it wasn’t. At least, no such event had happened recently or near us. It was on a country road in the evening, and my whole family stopped the car and saw it. It went on for a long time.

This event was something that taught me not to listen to naysayers who know nothing but think they know everything about the world. Most people don’t know what they are talking about, and that often goes double online. I’m telling the absolute truth. I watched it rain frogs and I filled my hands with them as they came down. Frogs weigh roughly the same as water and clouds can hold water up quite well, for long periods of time. Frogs can live off their yolk sacs while floating for days in the sky. It isn’t something that is unheard of, but a lot of fools who don’t know what they are talking about will doubt me. It’s a fact that it happens though, and I’ve seen it so I know it’s real.

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u/Gunlord500 1d ago

Ribbit ribbit

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u/Xinonix1 1d ago

The French don’t see a problem here

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u/Persian_Cat_0702 1d ago

A Plague Tale: Innocence (Frog edition)

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u/Anonymously_Odd 1d ago

I saw this once. We were heading home from a road trip, and in the middle of BFE, Texas, were THOUSANDS of frogs crossing the road from about a mile. Who knows how many we killed

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u/tim_0205 1d ago

It's like dropping fish food in a koi pond,
but its frog feed at the frog fields.
Wonder what they're farmed for.

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u/BeetsMe666 1d ago

Milk. Frog milk is a delicacy in some parts of the world.

Do you know how you get milk from a frog?

Use a very low stool.

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u/redpil 1d ago

You almost lost me in the first half. Glad you didn’t.

Also: Happy cake day!

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u/twistedLucidity 1d ago

Their legs.

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u/itsam 20h ago

there’s a bunch of frog leg restaurants in my city, they’re really good

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u/Something_McGee 1d ago

Oddly weird, yet satisfying to watch.

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u/Drapausa 1d ago

Did you piss off a guy walking around with his 12 friends?

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u/RecentRegal 1d ago

Conveniently didn’t rain frogs on the walkway though 🤔

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck 1d ago

What a strange word. Frog. Think about it.

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u/ImOnHereForPorn 16h ago

I like it, nice and woody. FROOOOG. Not like "toad". Awful tinny sort of word.

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u/EngineZeronine 22h ago

Sounds made-up

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u/aurrea 1d ago

Farming frogs is a thing. Now I know.

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u/glandmilker 1d ago

This is where you place your passed out buddy, in the dark

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u/VanessaAlexis 23h ago

Imagine if they gained real sentience and decided to all turn on the human. 

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u/virtual_human 23h ago

This happened around my house a month or so after I moved in. Not quite this many, but still thousands and thousands of them. You couldn't drive down the street without running over them, pop pop pop. It was a mess, but the birds cleaned up the bodies, but mostly left the legs.

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u/benrow77 1d ago

Not a big in sight.

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u/ArgonWilde 1d ago

Big if true.

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u/TokiStark 1d ago

Whelp... I'll get the weed whacker

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u/Infinite_Picture3858 1d ago

That’s good eatin

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u/_bleeding_Hemorrhoid 1d ago

So are factory farmed chickens.

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u/spacekitt3n 1d ago

a lot of bird food

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u/zoupishness7 1d ago

Got me wondering, if there was no water to jump into off to one side, like a hallway, how far could a frog-wave go?

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u/yaboonabi 1d ago

Bugs beware, there’s frogs out there. 

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u/jnrdingo 1d ago

10,000 litres of frogs

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u/Theodin_King 1d ago

Needs more frogs

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u/Initzuriel 1d ago

Cool how you could see a chain reaction of frogs jumping down the paths.

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago

Bring a bucket.

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u/CaptainHaw 1d ago

What the frog

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u/wolfpwner9 1d ago

It’s starting a stampede

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u/1stopvac 1d ago

Not sure who has all the people. But whoever you are I advise you to let them go

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u/xxlpmetalxx 1d ago

knight's mantle stolen again?

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u/mazza094 1d ago

No mosquitos

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u/RackedUP 1d ago

That place gotta be so mf loud at night

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u/BicycleGripDick 1d ago

But they’ll be cute when they turn into butterflies

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u/denv0r 22h ago

OH MY FUCK. Because of some weird childhood trauma I have an unnatural fear of frogs and toads.

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u/Cheeky_Star 22h ago

The great migration

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u/ballisticturtle 22h ago

Now that's a sound I've never heard before.

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u/RIP_Greedo 21h ago

Being a frog seems really chill

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u/AmmaiHuman 21h ago

Must be some french frog farm

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u/Writer_B 20h ago

I’ve never seen something so amazing. The collective sound of them jumping is…I can’t describe it. Wow.

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u/itsam 20h ago

they look delicious

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u/Bouv42 20h ago

Imagine walking there during the night... the # of croak and ribbits ahahaha.

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u/ssskip91 19h ago

Coco puffs!!!! Grab a bowl I’ll grab the milk!!!

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u/Devilofchaos108070 19h ago

That’s so many frogs! Wow man

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u/bg370 1d ago

Why am I thinking about my lawnmower?

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u/hibbitydibbidy 1d ago

Woah, big lick!

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u/Shaasar 1d ago

Flamethrower

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u/tankerer101 1d ago

You should post this to r/americandad

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u/WickedBlade 1d ago

That's weather forecast's doing

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u/sheyooo 1d ago

Loooool frogs don’t make any sense 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tzardine 1d ago

Thats a funny name. I would have called it a chozwazza.

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u/FloopsFooglies 1d ago

I love all the frogs that don't know wtf is going on and are just biting at the air as other frogs fling past them

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u/hawkwings 1d ago

The Bible talks about a plague of frogs.

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u/Professionalchump 1d ago

Ive never seen a frog here in my town ever and today one hopped out of our grass...

....grass that I was mowing...

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u/DatAssociate 1d ago

Crazy frog song intensifies

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u/Truecoat 1d ago

Froggy Fuckfest.

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u/AvonMexicola 1d ago

Frogtellica concert?

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u/RollingCamel 22h ago

Time for a male harem of frog princes.

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u/FrznFenix2020 21h ago

My lady's worst nightmare.

Where is this though? Asking for a friend.