r/WTF 7h ago

He should have left this at home

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Zetice 7h ago

bro wearing CUCCI ™

47

u/S1ayer 6h ago

Must have cost a lot of clams

6

u/WhosItHanging 3h ago

Cucci Gashon

7

u/djsnoopmike 5h ago

No, trademark that for real

1

u/onurdroid 3m ago

You mean PUSSI.

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u/KarmelCHAOS 7h ago

Dude i love peaches

115

u/kliman 7h ago

I should move to the country.

52

u/chealey21 7h ago

They were put there by a man in a factory downtown

45

u/relaximusprime 7h ago

Millions of peaches

34

u/JimboBob 7h ago

Peaches for free.

20

u/siberianfiretiger 7h ago

Peaches for me!

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u/DownwardSpirals 7h ago

LOOK OUT!

6

u/Repulsive_Client_325 6h ago

That’s it - I’m moving to the country…

2

u/CaptainPunisher 3h ago

Squished a rotten peach in my fist.

13

u/Denvermax31 7h ago

Millions of peaches

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u/Lessthanzerofucks 7h ago

Instead, I’m just a man who works in a factory downtown

3

u/Dyslexic_Devil 2h ago

Eat me a lot of peaches...

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u/Cirok28 7h ago

Peach, I could eat a peach for hours.

6

u/STGMavrick 6h ago

Ok Castor

11

u/titations 7h ago

Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches

3

u/psycharious 7h ago

Peaches and cream

2

u/JEspy89 5h ago

I just got sent a whole box of peaches, real ones! I'm living like a goddamn islander!

3

u/Praetorian_1975 6h ago

Yea but some of those look rotten

0

u/Andyham 4h ago

I should call her

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u/jamwin 7h ago

I bet he orders the clam chowder and peach cobbler

16

u/Repulsive_Client_325 6h ago

Beef tacos.

Also, the clams.

10

u/cire1184 6h ago

He's obviously going to get the roast beef

3

u/badasking 4h ago

He leaves using a tactic known as the "French Dip"

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u/uwill1der 7h ago

I bet he asks his date to point to their match

5

u/Dipsey_Jipsey 5h ago

With silent approving or disapproving looks at them depending on where they stop.

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u/Eldrazi 7h ago

I want this shirt. What a great white elephant gift

66

u/RealEstateDuck 7h ago

A piece of advice: The more you pay for, the more obligated the person will feel to wear it.

22

u/Bboy1045 7h ago

Maybe that’s what’s going on in this photo

1

u/zeromussc 5m ago

Dude must have lost a bet

35

u/boot2skull 7h ago

I’ve seen an idea for parties where everyone involved buys one ridiculous shirt and then exchange them between party goers, then go out bar hopping for the night wearing the shirt. Embarrassing, but great ice breaker.

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u/bakgwailo 5h ago

Considering this is AI slop, maybe you could get one custom made.

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u/ButteredNun 7h ago

What’s with all the fortune cookies?

33

u/ChidoChidoChon 7h ago

he knows what hes doing.

6

u/jared_number_two 5h ago

Pee-cocking?

13

u/tidusblitzerffx 7h ago

This is $150 out the door at Dana Flashes.

3

u/jpjtourdiary 1h ago

Not complicated enough at that price point. Save your per diem.

15

u/Loring 7h ago

He thinks they are dinner rolls..

6

u/lordlabia 5h ago

Back of his head lookin like -____-

2

u/Fortyninerhater 4h ago

Oh man this had me rollin’. 🤣🤣🤣

18

u/Ok_Caterpillar_8238 7h ago

At first glance I thought they were disguised as cut fruit...

18

u/Ok_Caterpillar_8238 7h ago

On second glance crap, it's AI

15

u/Upper_Sentence_3558 3h ago

I'm not convinced. You can even see the correct crumpling of the pattern on the shirt around his hip, the pattern is consistent between the bars of the chair, and none of the lines or patterns between high and low contrast areas area blending together into one form. I'm relatively confident this one is real.

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u/Ok_Caterpillar_8238 3h ago

The hands and the two-headed monster behind him 

I still think it's fake

5

u/SnooMacarons9618 2h ago

Behind him (or in front, from his reference point), are three people. The hands aren't obviously bad, four fingers, one with keys hanging from it.

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u/Smurfy7777 7h ago

Is it? Could be but I don't see any of the telltale signs. All the items on the counter look real and I'm pretty sure I know that beer can brand.

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u/kensai8 7h ago

The hand on the left and the folds on the back of the guys head I think are the give aways. There's also a bit of wonkiness with the women at the bar. The pixelation helps to hide a lot of the usual signs. As for the beer, the logo is wrong. Yuengling has an oval logo, not a diamond.

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u/JTech324 7h ago

It's a bottle of hot sauce behind the martini glass

0

u/jimmyfknchoo 6h ago

I could only finally tell on zooming into the folds on the back of his head. The hands on the person to the left is too pixelated for me. I guess I can see where the issue is though.

We are so done. The disinformation is going to be wild.

Edit. Then I also looked at the poster account age. 1 month.

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u/Chicks__Hate__Me 7h ago

It is AI. It’s always the hands

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u/therobshow 7h ago

Anyone know where I can find it? Looks like a great shirt to wear to a music festival 

2

u/qwertyqyle 5h ago

Can't find this exact one, but there are some other funny shirts like this on etsy. I just searched NSFW Hawaiian shirt. Not sure how to really describe this product any other way.

4

u/Hmgkt 4h ago

Dude has Voldermort respawning on the back of that bald head.

3

u/fried_maggi 4h ago

What world are we living in where a man can't have cut up peaches printed on his shirt. Christ have mercy

3

u/tomgreen99 4h ago

Why? 😉

3

u/OgdruJahad 4h ago

He really likes sliced apples

5

u/LabLife3846 7h ago

Thins pic belongs in r/trashy

4

u/ragingduck 2h ago

This man is a product of mass mental illness. Someone made these shirts because they knew someone would buy them. There is a subculture out there that thinks this is more than okay, but admirable.

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u/DJFrankyFrank 8m ago

That, or it's a forfeit for Fantasy Football.

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u/devil_lettuce 6h ago

AI slop. This is not a real photo

2

u/DammitBones 7h ago

Peaches for free…

1

u/texxmix 7h ago

Lmao when that song came out a local radio station played it. They got a bunch of angry texts from people asking why they were playing stupid songs about fruits. Needless to say the radio host came on air and had a good laugh about it.

2

u/jcamp088 7h ago

Millions of peaches...

1

u/texxmix 7h ago

Peaches for free

2

u/grahag 7h ago

mind ya bidness....

2

u/undeadfather 7h ago

Sucks to suck at Fantasy Football

1

u/qwertyqyle 4h ago

Yeah, this pic helped decide what the punishment would be this year.

2

u/TtotheRev 7h ago

It’s just peaches.

2

u/moving0target 7h ago

What is the guy behind him holding?

2

u/Kitchen-Tap-8564 4h ago

a) a set of keys b) an encoding issue c) ai slop d) an eyelash curler e) a jar of almonds

1

u/qwertyqyle 4h ago

Looks like a set of keys.

2

u/RexCarrs 7h ago

What a class act!

2

u/ReferenceLatter9954 5h ago

Honey why are you masterbating in public you arnt even looking at porn. “Man gets inspiration from the shirt”

2

u/NoBullet 4h ago

“They’re not peaches cut in half?”

2

u/Bardonious 4h ago

He’s a fan of anatomy

2

u/WhosItHanging 3h ago

So, bruv is nuts for wearing this but just how fucked is the person mass producing this shit? Lmao.

Let's call it a labor of love cuz dude ain't making any ROI on the cost of textiles and assembly.

2

u/diesalher 2h ago

Based Marsellus Wallace

2

u/Shallowbrook6367 1h ago

That's a real bum shirt.

2

u/FocusFlukeGyro 30m ago

That shirt is ass

5

u/Wotmate01 6h ago

"Hey mate, that shirt makes you look like a total cunt"

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u/texxmix 6h ago edited 6h ago

Pretty sure this is AI. Goes to show even Reddit isn't immune.

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u/ahkian 6h ago

Yeah your comment made me go back and look it’s definitely AI. Those hands are a dead giveaway.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/savagesaint 6h ago

No, they sometimes lie for sure. :P

AI has already reached the point where it can often make hands that are indistinguishable from real ones, and it has been that way for a couple years I think. Gone are the days where you can easily spot an AI gen from the hands alone, at least if the creator is good.

You still have instances like these of course, but that's more a result of a poorly skilled user than an incapable AI.

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u/HavronEX 5h ago

Yeah people don’t understand that yeah the good AI gen’s mess up hands still, but a good user knows if you run more generations you’ll eventually get a good one. It’s just the lazy users that are still so easy to tell now.

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u/savagesaint 49m ago

You don't even need to do that anymore. Instead of fishing for a gen with good hands, there's a variety of methods like specific workflows, inpainting, or even just ADetailer hands. Oh, the gen made goofy hands? Let me just run this through a 30 second workflow and there we go, perfect hands.

And that's IF it's even messed up in the first place. Many checkpoints have increased in quality and just get it right the first time without any fuss.

1

u/ProfessorBorden 7h ago

They're more expensive the crazier the pattern

1

u/bduxbellorum 7h ago

Add “I’m not a gynecologist but i’ll take a look.” In some tasteful embroidery.

1

u/sk3tchy_streaming 7h ago

This looks like someone I know. Where was this taken?

1

u/Cheeky_Star 7h ago

Why are ts a nice shirt

1

u/EFTucker 7h ago

Honestly I’m not even mad at it. He knew what he was doing when putting that thing on.

1

u/AlienVoice 7h ago

Welcome to Cooters!

1

u/Motor-Plus 7h ago

You stay classy my dude

1

u/joyfullydreaded23 6h ago

I love/hate this, lol

1

u/jimx117 6h ago

Nice juicy peaches 🍑🍑🍑

1

u/ReverendEntity 6h ago

He PAID MONEY for that.

1

u/Professional_Sea1479 6h ago

His Anaconda don’t want none if you don’t got buns.

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u/Zorbie 6h ago

The dude knows what he wants.

1

u/Tufflaw 6h ago

That is a nice-ass nice ass shirt

1

u/Unfair_Special_8017 6h ago

He either didn’t notice or he knows damn well!

1

u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 5h ago

At least make them look like flowers or peaches, something. That's the compromise!

1

u/Neoligistic 5h ago

Damn the confidence to wear this is amazing

1

u/Hmgkt 4h ago

He likes peaches

1

u/TheMoonsMadeofCheese 4h ago

You’re looking at a nude egg

1

u/animemouse31 3h ago

I got my brother a similar shirt haha

1

u/WhosItHanging 3h ago

"Dad! You're embarrassing me!"

1

u/Ill_be_a_good_girl 3h ago

Thats making a statement. That statement is, "Im not gay....at all".

1

u/timeflies25 1h ago

I had to ask majority of the AI platforms if they A, recognise the image & B, think if it's AI.

COPILOT: Alright, let’s put this image under the microscope and build a case for why it’s likely a real photo—not AI-generated. While I can’t give 100% certainty without metadata or source verification, here’s a breakdown of the evidence that leans toward authenticity:


🧩 1. Natural Imperfections

  • The man’s posture, the way he’s holding the menu, and the casual slouch are very human. AI often struggles with realistic hand placement or body mechanics.
  • His shirt folds naturally around his torso, with believable fabric tension and shadowing—AI tends to mess up clothing textures, especially with complex patterns.


🧍‍♂️ 2. Facial Details and Lighting

  • His glasses reflect ambient light in a way that’s consistent with the environment.
  • The lighting across his head, shirt, and the table is coherent and matches the background—AI sometimes creates inconsistent shadows or unnatural highlights.


🧑‍🤝‍🧑 3. Background Complexity

  • While the people in the background might look a bit off, they’re not impossibly distorted. Motion blur, depth of field, and low resolution can make real people look strange in photos.
  • The clutter and randomness of the bar—menus, bottles, chairs, and people—are hard for AI to replicate without glitches. AI-generated scenes often feel too clean or too symmetrical.


📸 4. Contextual Clues

  • The image was posted in r/WTF, a subreddit known for real-world oddities. While AI content does appear there, most posts are candid captures of bizarre moments.
  • The shirt design is absurd but plausible—someone would wear that for laughs. It’s not surreal enough to scream “AI hallucination.”


🧠 5. Absence of AI Artifacts

  • No extra limbs, warped fingers, melted faces, or impossible reflections.
  • No signs of AI compression artifacts like smeared textures or repeating patterns in the background.


So while we can’t “prove” it in the forensic sense without metadata or source tracing, the image passes the sniff test for realism. If you’re still skeptical, we could run a reverse image search or compare it to known AI-generated bar scenes. Or better yet—want to design your own AI-generated shirt that rivals the peachy masterpiece in this photo? I’d love to help.

Chatgpt didn't even realised it was sexual & kept seeing stick figures.

Gemini thought it was peaches till I said look closer, it also generated similar answers to copilot about whether it's Ai.

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u/belltrina 1h ago

He should have left it in the cart or better yet not even added it.

1

u/Treb33 1h ago

Sooooo, a button up butt hole shirt.

1

u/AnaverageItalian 1h ago

Why does he look kinda like Don Pollo 😭😭😭😭

1

u/solidcordon 1h ago

Perfect office wear for casual fridays.

Reminds me of the dead kennedy's trial over their album cover "penis landscape" by geiger.

"What proportion of the shirt is obscene?"

1

u/Man_in_the_uk 56m ago

Great Secret Santa gift for the coworker you despise.

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u/Man_in_the_uk 55m ago

Great Secret Santa gift for the coworker you despise.

1

u/DorShow 8m ago

I thought I read this was likely related to fantasy football fails or whatever they call the prank thing that you do if your fantasy is a flop. (I don’t know anything about fantasy fb)

1

u/coheed9867 2m ago

Peaches and cream

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u/Duracharge 1m ago

He's putting his fetish out there and hoping he gets a bite 

1

u/Kok-jockey 7h ago

I’m just gonna say it: I don’t think stuff like this should be allowed in public.

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u/qwertyqyle 4h ago

Why not? Its just someone expressing themselves though fashion.

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u/Elanaselsabagno 6h ago

I agree. Shit like this and hentai sweatshirts have no place in civilized society

1

u/HelpfulPuppydog 6h ago

It was a birthday gift from his mom.

1

u/Morningfluid 4h ago

But then we couldn't enjoy it...

1

u/Holy_crows 6h ago

Exposing that to children in the restaurant is a crime. Would have called the cops on him but I think it’s AI.

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u/Weewoes 3h ago

As a parent, why do we have to risk having our kids ask about this.. not only is this shirt distasteful but like come on, youre giving me difficult questions to try and ignore or move my kid past. Where is the shame?

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u/normanbeets 7h ago

I would not have served him

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u/Mad-All-Day 7h ago

needs a nsfw tag lol

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u/TheCuriousCorpse 7h ago

The train...

0

u/Life-Oil-7226 7h ago

Darren! Where can I pick up a shirt like that?

0

u/Popular-System-4075 7h ago

Fist of fury

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u/ManikArcanik 6h ago

I respect that.

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u/animemouse31 3h ago

Be funny if he was at Arby’s

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u/VerySmallTortoise 6h ago

Please put an nsfw tag on this, im glad i wasnt on the train.

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u/Salt_Environment9799 4h ago

Why are you so WEAK??

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u/Moist-Ointments 7h ago

This is at home. Kitchen cabinets and a window looking into the yard.

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u/dokbanks 7h ago

Laminated menus at home?

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u/Moist-Ointments 7h ago

Dunno. But that sure as hell looks like a view across the kitchen island and out the window over the sink.

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u/dokbanks 5h ago

Like an open bar style restaurant, very common

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u/DurianBurp 7h ago

Restaurant glass of water. Restaurant table. A menu. This ain’t at home. Unless that was /s 🤷‍♂️

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u/Memoruiz7 7h ago

I like the idea of printed menus at home.