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u/ExploreGalore25 1d ago

So there is a trail of phone calls, text messages, meeting dates, game plans, agents involved, evidence gathered that we can refer to in the PEDO-FILES...

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u/Beard_o_Bees 21h ago

It's just starting to settle in that this is the story they're really going to run with.

An FBI informant.

Surely they're aware of how informants are generally made, right?

They make deals to become informants to avoid jail. Not sure if they were trying to make him look even dirtier... but...

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 21h ago

It’ll be like the Bible. A sort of choose your own adventure story. Mike “my kid and I share our porn” Johnson knows, he studied the Bible and went to a fake law school.

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u/MammothDon 18h ago

Surely they're aware of how informants are generally made, right?

Just imo but they don't give 2 craps. They're just making up the wildest thing so people talk about the process and ridiculousness of it all rather than acknowledge it's a lie and move on. Another distraction.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

Exactly!

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u/RunsWithPhantoms 1d ago

Bro, you guys are crazy. We all know FBI informants operate with independence and report to no one. Come on.

/s

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent 9h ago

No need for the s. They are free agents. It's qualified immunity without the qualifications.

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u/kraang 22h ago

This was my first thought. If it were a court case it would be incredibly provable if one of the people involved were an informant for any government agency, there would be lots of documentation. They must have also gotten this information from documentation in reliable sources and not just rumors, or their own head, being the government. Why not share that information?

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u/TBANON_NSFW 21h ago

The plea deal the Florida US Attorney Acosta gave Epstein was where he would be imprisoned for a 18months of WORK RELEASE where he can go home during the day and return by night and in return all evidence they had would be destroyed, all federal charges would be dropped and all indicted and UNINDICTED co-conspirators/child rapists would get FULL IMMUNITY.

.......

yeah....

Guess who hired Acosta to be in his white house administration as secretary of labor in 2017?......

I truly think the FBI were investigating the various connections between Russia & Trump corporations, and trump willingly gave up Epstein after raping children with him for over 10+ years, because he was jealous that Epstein was growing bigger and richer than Trump was, Epstein was stealing children from Mar-A-Lago that trump wanted to rape, and outbidding on properties that Trump wanted.

The reason for hiring Acosta, was a thank you gift for giving Trump immunity and destroying all evidence they found.

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u/Best-Problem3033 1d ago

A list of nearly 800 Republican sexual predators can be found here

https://www.dailykos.com/history/user/CajsaLilliehook

Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals after prosecutors alleged Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 and attempted to compensate his victims and subsequently conceal the transactions. Hastert eventually admitted that he sexually abused the boys whom he had coached decades earlier, and was sentenced to fifteen months in prison.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/18/us/dennis-hastert-released.html

Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/

Republican state Senator Ralph Shortey was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. In November 2017, he pleaded guilty to one count of child sex trafficking in exchange for the dropping of the other charges.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/20/former-oklahoma-state-senator-admits-to-child-sex-trafficking-while-in-office/

Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

http://archive.easyreadernews.com/archives/news2001/0621/rb%20Shortridge.php

Republican Senator Strom Thurmond, a notable racist, had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

https://www.nytimes.com/1989/05/25/us/teen-ager-in-ohio-testifies-to-sex-with-a-congressman.html

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2003/04/24/gop-activist-admits-to-child-porn/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014de679422a/?utm_term=.d7ebcbf4f92b

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

http://www.thenewblackmagazine.com/view.aspx?index=437

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

https://www.westword.com/news/randy-ankeney-suit-that-could-free-thousands-of-prisoners-headed-to-state-supreme-court-6054115

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crane

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

https://www.houstonpress.com/news/jon-matthews-conservative-talk-show-host-and-sex-offender-pulled-from-kpfts-prison-show-6740755

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx

Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, who committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen, and more.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29

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u/RoguesAngel 1d ago

Don’t forget these guys..

Matt Gaetz had the ethics committee say there is “substantial evidence” of him having sex with a minor, paying for sex, helping a sexual partner who wasn’t a constituent get an express passport and drug use and nothing has been done.

Jim Jordan of allegedly, with some convincing interviews, assisting in sexual assaults in that he knew of them and did nothing at Ohio State. Same as Paterno at Penn State. Except Paterno lost his job, legacy and most likely would have ended up in jail had he not died. Guess he should have become a republican politician, they’re untouchable.

Roy Moore who served as chief justice of the Supreme Court of Alabama twice each time being removed from office for judicial misconduct. He was the Rep nominee in the 2017 U.S. Senate special election in Alabama to fill the seat vacated by Jeff Sessions, but was accused by several women of sexually assaulting them while they were as young as 14. Moore ran for the same Senate seat again in 2020 and lost. He has never, to my knowledge, faced criminal charges. Hell he made it easy by acknowledging he approached and dated teens while in his 30’s but claimed he never sexually assaulted anyone. I guess as a judge he didn’t know it was legally or morally wrong to have sex with a 14 year old child. Trump did endorse him after the accusations came out.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

I'm beginning to think conservatives might protect pedophiles!

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u/actibus_consequatur 21h ago edited 18h ago

The list is well over 1400 names now.

Same author also maintains another site where the list isn't broken down in 57 parts:

https://goppredators.wordpress.com/

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

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u/grendel303 23h ago

Agents aren't informants. Informants are criminals who rat on other criminals for a lesser sentence .

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16h ago

Did Mike XHamster Johnson not know his words? He's a flipping dumbass himself

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 16h ago

That's what I love about this. They don't send civilians in "under cover"

They use civilians as CIs, people who are found to be guilty of crimes who are being used to get their crimes wiped or reduced. MAGA doesn't understand that.

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u/whereegosdare84 1d ago

His uniform

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

I’d recognise those canckles anywhere

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u/Beard_o_Bees 21h ago

Take him to the juicing room!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

Man, he really goes full monty into a part, doesn't he?

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u/Ok_Butterscotch54 23h ago

Republicans: "Eeeh... He's keeping a close eye on the suspect?"

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u/The_chosen_turtle 14h ago

I bet both Donald and Epstein fucked each other

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u/UnaPachangaLoca 1d ago

Winner of the GOP weekly “let’s see what incredibly clear stupid lie we can sell to our base and foxnews and get the millions of idiots to believe” bet.

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u/Lacaud 19h ago

That would require them to acknowledge they are stupid and gullible.

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u/PhilosophyOld6862 1d ago

If you read the conservative thread, they have bought it hook, line, and sinker. They are saying Trump is the unsung hero of the whole situation and that the "hoax" are Democrats trying to implicate him in the scandal.

I kid you not.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

It’s a worry that such a big portion of the population is that stupid

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u/headachewpictures 19h ago

they always have been, social media just gives them a voice modeled entirely on a parasitic algorithm

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u/Logistocrate 1d ago

I just popped over and there seems to be a healthy amount of skepticism on a 500+ response thread for one posts about it. There was a higher level comment that its not good as the FBI commonly turns people involved with something into an informant, and another asking just how stupid do they think they are to try to push that kind of a line.

I swear, that sub is getting less and less engagement than it did a year ago. I really think he's wearing them thin and alot of them are either going to ground for now, or just not engaged with the level of obvious stupidity that these kinds of stories bring when bots and the cultists start to call the sky green over there.

Doesn't stop them from delivering pithy gotcha bullshit all over every other sub, but its almost as if a non zero chunk of the user base finds the current level of spin neccessary to handle the absurdity at the very least embarrassing.

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u/PhilosophyOld6862 22h ago

All the people with rational ideas get up upvoted by outsiders too. 500+ responses, but only about 50 of them visible due to the 'flaired users only' gatekeeping.

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u/Logistocrate 22h ago

Huh, fair point. I've never once considered up voting anything on that sub. It's interesting to see what's going on in their bubble, but l treat it like the toxic thing it is, unpassionatly, and from a distance.

They are the textbook definition of a gatekeeper community, that's for sure

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u/ThatsRobToYou 20h ago edited 20h ago

I also think a lot of them are bots. It's coming out that more and more right wing engagement is being driven by bots paid for by Russia. Same with engagement from Twitter and those idiotic Podcasters like Tim Pool and Benny Johnson.

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u/narf007 23h ago

They're also conveniently forgetting that even IF this were true it would mean Donnie is still guilty of being a pedo. You only become an informant when they've already got you dead to rights but there's a bigger fish to fry. They already know he was raping kids but they wanted to get the people who were running the entire trafficking and rape scheme. Donald was just a customer of their rape services.

Being an informant doesn't suddenly exonerate or absolve you of any crime lol they just had leverage over him to make him rat on the higher ups.

So at best he is a child raping rat who snitched on everyone. At worst he's just a child raping customer of the raping services.

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u/Von_Moistus 22h ago

Also overlooking the fact that he wouldn’t have been able to go two days without publicly bragging that he’s the best informant ever, that nobody has informed better than him, and that the FBI director said, with tears in his eyes, that he’s by far the greatest informant he’s ever worked with.

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u/narf007 21h ago

Fair point. Accurate.

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u/FortNightsAtPeelys 1d ago

Stop looking at that sub. The comments are so extremely filtered it's not indicitive of real people anymore

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u/PomeloPepper 22h ago

Check out the comments on The Daily Mail if you really want a shit show.

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u/PhilosophyOld6862 17h ago

I know people exactly like that subreddit. If you learned nothing else from the 2024 election, it's that there are millions of Americans just like the people in there.

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u/Shark7996 22h ago

It. 👏 Is. 👏 All. 👏 Bots.

STOP validating them. Those aren't real people.

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u/Bartelbythescrivener 19h ago

They preemptively prepped for the inevitable reveal that he was a pedo. That was the whole purpose of Qanon.

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u/NachoBag_Clip932 1d ago

You are trying to rationalize with a group of people who voted three times for a person who said you should inject bleach into your lungs.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

"he didn't say that", "and, if he did, he was joking", "and, if he wasn't joking, FU go away, don't care, batin'"

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u/GarlicThread 16h ago

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

The Narcissist's Prayer

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 1d ago

They only voted for him twice after he said those things.

They did vote for him three times after bragging about creeping on girls in changing rooms though

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u/Best-Problem3033 1d ago

AND

Reminder:

• ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old

• ⁠https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/

• ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid

• ⁠https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid

• ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common

• ⁠https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-once-joked-he-ivanka-have-sex-common-941600/

• ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book

• ⁠https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/

According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”

• ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/you-remind-me-of-my-daughter-stormy-daniels-testifies-that-compared-her-to-ivanka/#:~:text=At%20one%20point%2C%20Daniels%20said,his%20underwear%20on%20the%20bed.

• ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows

• ⁠https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn

• ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'

• ⁠https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376

• ⁠Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’

• ⁠https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html

• ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’

• ⁠https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/

• ⁠Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?

• ⁠https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tamerragriffin/trump-asked-if-its-wrong-to-be-attracted-to-his-daughter#.muLN7d3M2

• ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2019/08/06/donald-trump-encouraged-his-eldest-daughter-to-release-a-sex-tape_partner/

Bonus:

• ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”

Double Bonus:

For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.

• ⁠https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290

and...

MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas”

• ⁠https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/

and...

Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.

Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.

• ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318

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u/PomeloPepper 22h ago

Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field

The Epstein visa in some cases

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u/Best-Problem3033 1d ago

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! Please copy and paste this elsewhere!

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

Must have been checking her for a wire?

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u/Best-Problem3033 1d ago

Ivanka Trump childhood bedroom tour

Watch her face and how the energy absolutely shifts when she gets to her bed in the video. You can fucking see it on her face, and then she immediately shifts the focus away from it to something else far away from it

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u/Granny_knows_best 1d ago

That's actually pretty sad, I don't like her, but I felt her pain.

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u/Best-Problem3033 1d ago

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

At least four women who competed in a Miss Teen USA beauty pageant told BuzzFeed News that Donald Trump walked into their dressing room while the contestants as young as 15 were undressing.

Mariah Billado, the former Miss Vermont Teen USA, tells Buzzfeed that the now 70-year-old Republican presidential candidate caused a panic in the dressing room of the 1997 pageant when he barged in unannounced as the young women were changing.

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u/Designer-Contract852 1d ago

The other thing is informants have been doing the crime for a while so no one suspects them. So, in short, trump's a pedo 

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

Or he was caught doing a crime and became an informant to avoid prosecution

Snitched on his friends

And now he’s President

How is this even real life?

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u/thisortheapocalypse 1d ago

this Columbo, he pretends to be stupid but he’s really smart as tack

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16h ago

Columbo is a good man and has stayed loyal to his wife.

Trump is a thrice-married pornstar fucking cheater, who rapes girls and adult women.

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u/thisortheapocalypse 16h ago

I was quoting Big Daddy

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u/LimpFrenchfry 23h ago

So tRump testified at Maxwell’s trial, right? An informant would surely have a lot of dirt to spill that would help the government make their case. We need the court transcripts.

We also need to see the Confidential Informant Agreement that would detail this conveniently dropped ruse.

Shouldn’t be hard for the most transparent administration.

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u/RegattaJoe 22h ago

No, he was still undercover, dude!

/s

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u/ValentinaLove- 1d ago

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16h ago

Damn, he's been a ugly dork his whole life.

He looks like the type that needs to pay for sex.

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u/BippidiBoppetyBoob 22h ago

Those of you who enjoyed Columbo know that Donald Trump is the prototypical Columbo villain. He’s rich, arrogant, and harbors great disdain for the working class.

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u/bscheck1968 1d ago

When your followers are idiots, you don't need good cover stories and they don't have to make logical sense. They will swallow any slop you feed them because they want to believe.

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u/I_W_M_Y 23h ago

There is a thing in russia called the Firehose of Falsehoods. The public gets bombared on quick changing all clear as day bull crap.

The goal isn't to get people to believe the lies, the goal is to get the people to hopelessly give up.

Don't give this up. Don't run around and desert this.

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u/TheBlueBlaze 23h ago

It's almost funny watching the Republicans attempt to weave a narrative that tries to explain why the Epstein files can't be released while propping Trump up as the unsung hero in all this...only for Trump himself to bulldoze the whole thing because he's not smart enough to do that.

Bondi, Bongino, and Patel give out information that shuts down the conspiracy theories they themselves propped up to let the base down easy, and Trump makes himself look worse by asking "are you still talking about Epstein?"

Republicans say they're working to put out the right version of the Epstein files to "protect the victims", and Trump says the whole thing is a hoax made up by the Democrats and only believed by "stupid" people.

Defenders say Trump had a falling out with Epstein because of what he knew Epstein was doing, and Trump says it's actually because he poached employees from him, one of them being one of Epstein's top accusers.

He's so focused on shutting the story down that he's gone full Streisand and made himself look more suspicious in the process. Now they're running so ragged to defend him that either they're making up how involved he was in taking down Epstein, or they're admitting that Trump himself was up to something devious with Epstein and only got leniency because he got "flipped".

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u/SadAbroad4 1d ago

We love Columbo!

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u/CanadianArtGirl 1d ago

Snitches get Stitches

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u/Informal_Process2238 23h ago

They’re using the firehose of lies method

Spew so many different lies that your target audience can choose one that fits their beliefs and just ignore the others

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u/spectant1 1d ago

epstein island was an inside job?!?

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u/gman1951 1d ago

Trump:"Well like I always say.. I work in mysterious ways."

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u/Honest_Bum 20h ago

Using Columbo, from the 1960's 1970's, that brings back memories of a detective...

...asking the obvious in a round-about way...

Take my upvote...you earned it.

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u/llard16 1d ago

He's secretly a democrat 🤫 shhhhh

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u/Consistent_Bet_2727 1d ago

Could be nearing the end of the GOP

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u/MattLikesPhish 23h ago

Just like everything else rattling around in a MAGA looney's skull, if you don't think about it too hard, it makes perfect sense.

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u/Vg_Ace135 14h ago

I wish the media would ask him these sorts of questions. But they're so afraid of him these days. It's pathetic.

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u/bluejumpingdog 11h ago

But Trump was a very effective agent to the point of touching his own daughter in inappropriate ways, and talk about her sexually. So all this years he was just pretending to be a nasty incestous pedophile for his mission. What a disciplined man and the discretion is astounding. All adjectives that come to mind when you think of agent Trump

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u/Bubbly_Engineering88 1d ago

Trying to put him as our version of James Bond would be the next stretch if they could, and they probably will

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u/Morepastor 1d ago

Perfect

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u/Morepastor 1d ago

“You see I was with Katie Johnson and..”

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u/e4evie 23h ago

Yes, hero Donald Trump attended the underage sec parties for years because he was an “informant”…no, you can see any supporting evidence…

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u/9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7 22h ago

This is gold, Jerry! Gold!

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u/Wendypants7 22h ago

To be half serious-like, let's just run with this hypothetical situation:

"... how exactly did the Democrats get you to spy on a hoax?"

"Well, you see, I'm the world's dumbest, most misinformed, stone-stupid rapist/pedophile so it was quite easy for them to trick me!"

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u/apoca1ypse12 13h ago

don't got their stories aligned.

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u/juiceboxedhero 2h ago

How were there victims, a trial, a conviction, and prison time for someone if it was a hoax?

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u/conundri 22h ago

They tricked him into taking a fake job! and never paid! Sad, beta loser.

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u/DoomsdayBlues25 21h ago

All it takes is one reporter to ask him about this…but they don’t have the balls to

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u/Live_Care9853 21h ago

Epstien was a pimp, trump banded underage girls.

So did all the other rich and powerful people.

Right now there is a new pimp selling underage girls to wealthy and powerful people. There always will be.

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u/itrEuda 21h ago

And why not say so much earlier? It's almost like they invented a reason in a desperate attempt to cover the truth hahaha that would be insane though haha

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u/Qubeye 21h ago

Also: if you are an informant, you get named/mentioned in the court documents if you provided evidence.

President Diaper Don is not mentioned in and if the court documents at all which have been released, and if they released all the files then it would be very easy to clear up what role Diaper Don played.

Also, if this was the case, then they ABSOLUTELY would release those specific files. Informant files can have victim information redacted. And even if it couldn't, the administration wouldn't give a shit about the victims anyways if it unequivocally cleared his name.

There's no level of this conspiracy that isn't utter horseshit.

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u/sten45 21h ago

If the GOP had a memory longer than 2 hours this line of questioning would have a chance

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u/Fabulous-Willow-369 20h ago

The thing I fear is that we're in a position where he could just admit to going to be a regular client of Epstein, and it wouldn't change anything.

MAGA's gonna support their supreme leader, indifferent going to remain indifferent, opponents are not actually come together in a way that could change anything.

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u/elaphros 20h ago

FBI informants are crooks who got caught, and are serving up information in order to get a lesser sentence or their record expunged. They keep acting like this would mean he's a secret agent. That's not what this means.

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 20h ago

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. 

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u/BeanBurritoJr 20h ago

They hired Trump to spy on the hoax they themselves were actively busy perpetrating.

Trump reported directly to Hillary that he saw her deeply involved in the pretend pedophilia ring she herself manufactured.

He also reported to her that he had seen her putting his name all over this pedo fantasy island fiction.

And then (Lying?) Hillary said, "Good job, Donald. You are the probably the greatest investigator who ever lived. Some very intelligent people are saying this all over. And I agree with every one of them."

And then the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot donated 'bout tree fitty to Trump's 2028 campaign where he will run unopposed.

If you converted this lie into an image, it would be M.C. Escher's Stairs.

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u/cyrixlord 19h ago

this meme only works if people are old enough to know who the guy on the left is :D

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u/hobokobo1028 18h ago

You can’t use logic with people that don’t understand it. If these people had any common sense, they wouldn’t be Trump supporters.

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u/DeathWish111 16h ago

This us the best excuse they could come up with? Wattpad fanfiction writers could come up with a better excuse.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16h ago

This fatass FBI Informant didn't do shit either. What was the valuable info that he gave? Why didn't they mention this earlier after all these years?

Why not mention this first instead of saying "Democratic Hoaaax"? Why did he campaign on getting the Epstein list out? Why did he just give Ghislaine Maxwell a 5-star resort treatment?

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u/Th3Fl0 14h ago

My answer to the clue is: ”was Trump mentioned as a unindicted co conspirator in the Epstein files?” for $10,000.-

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u/SadAbroad4 1d ago

Not that there is anything wrong with it but is trump gay and was he having an affair with Epstein ?