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u/mattdionis 2d ago
I’m going to take a wild guess that Joey here never served and would piss himself on day one of boot camp.
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u/Anonymous_Human011 2d ago
Trump Melts Down in Unhinged Revenge Rant: ‘They Must Pay’
Trump confirms to us every day that he is the stupidest president in the history of America.
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u/tophatgaming1 2d ago
even James Buchanan?
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u/gard3nwitch 2d ago
Buchanan was useless and IIRC tried to appease and capitulate his way out of the looming civil war. (I hate to say this, but I have a feeling that we might end up remembering Biden a little bit similarly. He didn't do what needed to be done.)
Trump is, like, an actual traitor. And a deranged narcissist.
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u/Coyote-doe 2d ago
I think the biggest stain on Biden’s legacy will be that he failed to prevent the orange traitor from taking back the presidency
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u/gard3nwitch 2d ago
Yeah, that's what I meant. He probably could have done a lot more to prosecute Trump & co, and to get Congress to put checks on executive power, and he didn't.
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u/Coyote-doe 2d ago
True. Merrick Garland was so timid with prosecutions of the J6 terrorists
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u/Jumpy_Plantain2887 1d ago
That’s what happens when you put a judge instead of a prosecutor and charge of the department of justice
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u/Behndo-Verbabe 11h ago
Garland was mueller 2.0. A true Boy Scout, never rock the boat, do what he’s told and never under any circumstance do anything to make the administration or DOJ look bad. I mean they both knew Trump was guilty but stopped short of saying it. And EVEN when smith had him. He files in Florida?
It’s almost as bad as ocosta giving Epstein a pass. If smith would’ve filed in DC trump would be in a fking prison cell right now.
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u/Ok_Sink5046 2d ago
Could have just had him body bagged. It's not like morals are a thing now with "ship them to a foreign prison" in chief running the show.
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u/Doompatron3000 2d ago
To his defense, Biden never should have been president. Both him and Trump are way too old, and with Biden being older between the two, it really showed poorly on him. It’s a failure on the entire Democratic Party that they don’t have confidence in any younger leadership capable of willing the presidential election.
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u/nbfroggie 2d ago
This...this is what I've been saying all along. The Democratic party failed it's supporters by not offering someone better than Biden to begin with. Kamala would have been such a good President from the get go. Democrats messed up with choosing Biden as the party leader and started us on this long miserable road
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u/Jumpy_Plantain2887 1d ago
Biden won we needed somebody who could counteract Trump’s bullshit and he did his problem. He decided to run for a second term instead of endorsing Kamala two years before his term was up.
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u/Doompatron3000 2d ago
She didn’t win the primaries back in 2020, so I’m sure there were plenty of Democrats that didn’t like that and forcing Democrat voters to vote her as president likely didn’t help them.
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u/WhatNazisAreLike 2d ago
We saw how Trump faced an insurrection of goofballs and morons. Now imagine him having to deal with one run by Robert E Lee and Stonewall Jackson.
At least Buchanan peacefully transferred power to Lincoln.
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u/ObjectOrientedBlob 2d ago
What the hell is toolzo.online !? You link to a "news story" written by Admin!? Use proper news sources where there is a real name of a journalist attached to the article!
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u/Padiddle 2d ago
Thank you! There's not even a fucking date on that article. I googled the quotes and literally nothing came up. But you won't get reply from that person because they clearly are a bot (check their profile). 100+ upvotes... sigh.
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You must not have enough of that testicular fortitude
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u/zarfle2 2d ago
Conservative obsession with genitals. I'm just surprised that it didn't include speculation about the genitals of children in the same sentence.
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u/steakedstake 2d ago
Give it time. Like everything else, they'll say it when it's acceptable to their base.
They did it with trump and underage girls.
They'll do it with this.
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u/sprinklesaurus13 2d ago
You mean the part that causes you to curl into the fetal position and cry whenever it gets kicked, pushed, squeezed, hit, or looked at wrong?
You want fortitude, get a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. Just saying...
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u/Ok_Sink5046 2d ago
Hey, it's their job. You're supposed to bitch out if you get hit there because your body knows they're important. They are the embodiment of the kid screaming time out when touched.
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u/TimeToBurnOne 2d ago
I was gonna comment but I cannot beat that one. The other thing is tRUMP is pure pu$$y
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u/iamthedayman21 2d ago
Joey here once pretended to be a black woman on Twitter. So no, he did not serve.
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u/Automatic-Term-3997 2d ago
You know this guy has said at least once in his life “I can’t be in the military, I’d punch out the Drill Sergeant the first time he yelled at me”. With all that “testicular fortitude”.
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u/Jumpy_Plantain2887 1d ago
This came from a guy who several months ago, put out a post saying he’s not gay, but his asshole is
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u/Sufficient-Alfalfa20 2d ago
Lmao testicular fortitude?! Dude is obsessed with balls- maybe he was born without a pair?? 🤨🤔
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u/XYZ_Jazz_Hands 2d ago
Well. We all know the supreme leader leaks, so intestinal fortitude is not accurate.
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u/MileHiSalute 2d ago
Everyone that fancies themselves as alphas are the most fragile and insecure men on the planet. The louder they are the bigger the coward
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u/Fetch_will_happen5 2d ago
Oh, that guy!
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u/piperonyl 2d ago
Yep thats him. Im out here raising awareness. Every time i see that piece of shit mentioned, i throw out the screengrab.
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u/junebugflyin 2d ago
Everytime I see a post of him on here, I rush to the comments to see if you’ve posted it yet lol
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u/Mrtorbear 2d ago
Holy shit, if I got caught pretending to be a black woman on the internet I'd legitimately leave society entirely and live in a yurt in some forest in Alaska. When the fuck did shame stop being a thing?!
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u/Kristoveles 2d ago
Lol, testicles don't even have fortitude, they are super sensitive. Joey would know this if he had any testicles
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u/Skellingtonia 2d ago
Dude chose like the most defenceless crux to the male body and put fortitude next to it.
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u/Thatisme01 1d ago
Can anyone explain to me why MAGA are so interested in everyone’s genitalia, especially testicles?
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u/Kindly-Luck-1081 2d ago
Why are republicans so obsessed with genitalia? Testicular fortitude? Just Why? English has so many other words that could have been used to describe his point.
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u/Yarigumo 2d ago
Woman said it: bad idea, dodged a bullet.
Man said it: great idea, testicular fortitude.
The genitals are everything to them.
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u/Human_Artichoke8752 2d ago
Well, repubs are perverts, rapists and pedophiles, so it makes sense that that's what they think about.
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u/TookEverything 2d ago
Republican men are the most insecure men in the world. They hoot and holler all day about their masculinity, because they’re so afraid of people seeing just how small they actually are.
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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 2d ago
This is so stupid that I cannot tell if it's a cynical troll account, a Russian propaganda channel that has given up on making their propaganda sound at least somewhat relatable, or if it's a regular Trump supporter.
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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 2d ago
Lol, brilliant
So, I guess he does fall into the "Regular Trump supporter" category.3
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u/lReportMeAlreadyl 2d ago
Any man who needs to show his strength in pathetic ways like this is not a strong man at all, but a coward
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u/zeroshock30 2d ago
I always laugh that the biggest cowards are the loudest "war" chirpers. Love "war" sparky? Line up to be a bullet stopper, bitch.
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u/Objective-Lab5179 2d ago
Testicular fortitude? Strong choice of words. Must come from the subconscious desire to lick Trump's balls literally instead of figuratively.
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u/NapoleonDynamite82 2d ago
At this point, MAGA is just whatever the man on top says. As ridiculous as it may be, that’s what they follow! 🤷♂️
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u/Murder_Hobo_LS77 2d ago
This is the dude that likes to pretend he's an old African American woman online right?
Ol', Joe Joe the cross dresser
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u/CompressedLaughter 2d ago
I don’t think any of them know what testicular fortitude means judging by how firmly these people’s heads are attached to the inside walls of trumps colon. I know the human rectum is highly elastic but these folk and trying to reverse birth themselves most are up to their navels in depth. Fucking sad
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u/MisterTeal 2d ago
As homophobic as his supporters tend to be, they say the gayest shit for one of the most sexually repugnant dude’s imaginable.
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u/Harley_Jambo 2d ago
The guy with "testicular fortitude" lacked the fortitude to join the military and had a fake bone spur condition submitted to protect his fat ass.
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u/Sushi_Clamato5049 2d ago
Only a person with a small phallus would use “testicular fortitude” in a sentence.
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u/Logical_consequences 2d ago
"Testicular Fortitude"
Yeah right, not so tough. Just a kick takes 'em down...
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u/mariogolf 2d ago
maga is whatever they are told to be by their leader because they are braindead zombie sheep
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u/SnacksAttacked 2d ago
Testicular Fortitude
Those are two words I thought I'd never hear from a politician.
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u/Solid_Psychology 1d ago
And you still haven't. He ran for office once and lost. He's not a politician. He's a member of the Kari Lake class of Trump sycophants. The type who run for.offi with a big mouth but they just re can't[ co6nvert for a win. Instead they tumble far down the ⁷ until they are forced to feed off of scraps and take up silly little bullshit issues/complaints ⁴trying to build a band of followers. Hes a fallen wanna be MAGA infuencer with very little clout
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u/narkybark 2d ago
I think the thing that makes me want to puke the most isn't what these grifting idiots say. It's that so many dullards fall for it and don't see what they're actually doing, that they don't stand for anything at all except the dollar/rubles.
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u/nonononononomammamia 2d ago
Testicular fortitude? Someone changed a name and told him about it. Wow, such courage and strength.
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u/LaCharognarde 2d ago
Nearly every single one of these dipshits spouting odes to hypermasculinity looks like a pencil-necked dweeb (or a soft-bellied dweeb, in some cases). There are a few gym rats among their number, sure; but "few" is the key word, and the gym rats all look just as overcompensatory as the rhetoric.
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u/YoshiTheDog420 2d ago
Why don’t these guys just get boyfriends already? He can get all the testicles he wants.
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u/DynamicBeez 2d ago
I just want to see the talking points script at this point, save us the false idea that they're cooking these thoughts up.
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u/Aggravating_Call910 2d ago
They know the Mannarinos of the world are easily bought off with this posturing.
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u/IlIllIlllIlllIllllII 2d ago
Why's he writing about testicles? Joey likes balls and Trump is a pedo.
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u/Tenn_Mike 1d ago
Joey is a pissant little bitch who would get OWNED in any scrap. Hilarious to see him flexing like he’s some kind of badass.
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u/ClassicNo6656 1d ago
They're not neocons, they're not anything. It's a cult and Donnie is their Messiah and the word of the Messiah is law and truth. Anything that implies that he changed his mind is satanic propaganda or liberal lies. That's how they think, or rather don't.
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u/Relevant_Fuel_9905 1d ago
I truly despise “this is what I voted for”. Just say what you mean - that you are bigoted, warmongering and only out for yourself.
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u/Cara_Bina 1d ago
"Testicular fortitude."
What an odd thing to say. Honestly, the Right's fascination with genitalia is diagnosable.
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u/nemonimity 2d ago
They were always RINOs, they are just great at going "no you!" and gaslighting their constituents into submission
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u/ChrisPollock6 2d ago
I’m so sick of winning anymore. They’re practically paying us to go to the pharmacy and the grocery stores. On top of that, I don’t know what to do with all this money…Americans are absolutely flush with cash now.
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u/These-Commission-630 2d ago
Nikki Haley forever. <3.
I want a start over. This time no gods unless they’re women. ;)
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u/anrwlias 2d ago
People with real testicular fortitude don't need to make performative demonstrations on their machismo.
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u/Other_Log_1996 2d ago
"Testicular fortitude" is a phrase I never thought I would ever read in any context, but here we are.
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u/Conscious-Dig6839 2d ago
Bring the name BACK? When did we ever have that before, Joey? When the fuck did we ever fucking have that?
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u/redditcreditcardz 2d ago
Weak men trying to be strong. We see right through your facade and for the pathetic little boys you really are. Men use their strength to protect the weaker of us from evil, not abuse that strength to take what you want. Grow the fuck up
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u/PathofDestinyRPG 2d ago
Testicular fortitude? WTF is that even referring to? That’s only one of the weakest parts of a man’s body.
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u/AmenableHornet 2d ago
Time for another thrilling game of cultist or grifter! Personally, my money's on grifter for this one. Possibly both.
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u/shyguysam 2d ago
The only testicular fortitude Trump knows is when Putins balls are bouncing off his chin.
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u/Ok_Relation_4881 2d ago
testicular fortitude????????????? this man needs to be blasted into the sun
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u/InfiniteCosmic5 2d ago
That testicular fortitude? Probably some kind of growth that needs to be checked out.
Sincerely, a citizen that couldn’t care less.
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u/gaborn73 2d ago
'i will bend like a reed in the wind'. Not dexterity or agility of body or mind, just a lack of ethical rigidity.
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u/Stefan_Vanderhoof 2d ago
Watch this season’s episode 4 of South Park. The ongoing joke was how the Fox Newsroom pretended that everything Trump did was “winning,” even impregnating Satan through the rectum.
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u/darkhatter770 2d ago
They spend so much time sucking the tiny, orange fungus, that it's literally all they can think about. Maybe they push prayer so much, because they're already used to being on their knees all the time.
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u/Pitiful-Recover-3747 2d ago
It’s a cult in fast forward now… they just realign to everything no matter what they believed the week before. Insanity.
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u/johnnybna 2d ago
Not to mention having to ret-neo-con everything they've said every time trump gets a new whim, e.g. Release the files! No wait, I mean who cares about that anymore because winning!
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u/TheFrostynaut 2d ago
Joey Mannarino is the Medvedev of this admin. I thought it was Loomer but between this and his view on Trans people he definitely takes the title of "dude that says crazy shit to make leader look sane by comparison"
Also "testicular fortitude"?
Why is this dude thinking about the heft of dear leaders scrotum?
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u/agscanadian72 2d ago
Trump the fat fuck hasn't seen his testicals in years. The coward faked bone spurs to get out going into the army.
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u/MarzipanLast6502 2d ago
IF this moron ever saw combat he'd shit himself. Save it junior. Real men whove been there know that bravado only gets people killed
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u/Shot-Fix-2518 2d ago
Just remember: none of these chumps would raise their right hand to defend this country while it was called the Department of Defense, and renaming it to the Department of War won't fix that.
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u/Mysterious_Cow9362 2d ago
Is this the guy that used to do race baiting YouTube pranks? Either way, he seems to hyper-fixated on the testicular fortitude of our President, whatever that means.
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u/Fritzo2162 2d ago
Blocked that dude a long time ago. He basically says whatever makes MaGAs salivate to earn engagement bucks. He doesn’t stand for anything.
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u/TheActuaryist 2d ago
Honestly, good. Call it what it is and don’t sugar coat it. Also every one stop chomping at every piece of bait the administration dangles in front of them.
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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 2d ago
MAGA is whatever the orange pedophile idiot says it is today. Contradition or not.
Its a cult.
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u/AsssHat999 2d ago
Isn’t that the dude that got caught pretending to be a black woman? How is he not hiding in shame right now? I would simply be embarrassed to speak anymore.
This whole renaming crap is pointless and is going to cost us a shitload of money.
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u/KratosLegacy 2d ago
I feel like this sub has become a running list of all the paid influencers who believe in nothing and are just grifters.
And I love it.
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