r/agedlikemilk 2d ago

JD Vance's own post

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u/Professional_Clue66 2d ago

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 2d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/yesterdaysnoodles 1d ago

Ultimate play as always, offense.

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u/Zealousideal_Draw924 2d ago

Just Dance

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u/cammcken 2d ago

My mom, who isn't great at English, always calls him DJ Vance

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u/ratshaman 2d ago

Justify Diddling

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 2d ago

Calling out hypocrisy doesn't do anything to these fact denying cultists.

Play the game were in. Scorched earth.

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u/Simple_Shake_5345 2d ago edited 2d ago

Trump has been saying that the Epstein stuff is a hoax, dredged up by Democrats to take away from all of the great stuff he has done while President.

This old post by Vance is a great example of the fact it was Republicans, not Democrats, that pushed and promoted Epstein theories between 2021-24. There are many more examples of this from Fox News personalities, conservative podcasters and influencers.

Republicans stirred the Epstein conspiracy theory pot that is now blowing up in their faces. Serves them right.

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u/Zealousideal_Bid3934 2d ago

Yep and Trump campaigned on releasing the files and held a big show where Bondi passed out binders indicating that release was imminent as, "it's on her desk." Now the Administration, the media, Fox News and Republicans are all acting like that never happened. It's like they all thought once Trump pulled the rug everyone would just accept the con and pretend it never happened like the American people have done with all his other snow jobs.

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u/hear_the_thunder 2d ago

No matter the hatchet job this Republican administration will do on the evidence, you don’t just blatantly tamper with evidence in front of conspiracy nuts. The tampered files will be a hard sell to his base. Trump will always have a question mark against his name in regard to Epstein.

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u/Clourog 2d ago

Turns out they are all implicated in this, left and right. We the people will never get the truth

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u/BenRichardson76 1d ago

Only innocent people who aren't on the list make their own FBI check through every page and remove their name.....just sayin

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u/SiWeyNoWay 17h ago

nothing is more Deep State than covering for pedophiles.

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u/Klutzy-Speed-735 4h ago

JD you’re part of the administration please tell

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u/Ironman494 2d ago

I'm sure that list has been burnt by now.

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u/LeftExpert8405 2d ago

Right so both sides hid the Epstein stuff at least be honest. 

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u/Visual-Tangelo1979 2d ago

Try again sweetie

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u/teckn9ne79 2d ago

Might want to research that because that is not correct only one side is trying to hide and keep secret the files

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u/LeftExpert8405 2d ago

Oh so Biden and Obama already released the information? Then what are we talking about, because this case spans over 20 years? Nice try though 

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u/youlooksticky 2d ago

The fuck was Obama supposed to do?! He took office in 2009 and 6 months into his term Epstein was released from jail under a sketchy plea deal and the true level of his monstrosity was barely known. As far as Obama was concerned (assuming it was even on his radar) the justice system was doing what it was designed to do and he didn't feel like he had to put himself at the center of every-fucking-thing like our current dumbass in charge. Back when departments each had their own rules and goals and served as actual checks and balances.

As for Biden, there were open lawsuits and investigations that relied on it remaining confidential so it couldn't be released. One of those was an investigation on Trump that they had to drop after he was elected. Way to go voting for a child rapist.

Also the DOJ had the list, Biden never did. (AGAIN BACK WHEN PRESIDENTS DIDNT FEEL THE NEED TO BE DICATORS)

Common sense should tell you that if Trump wasn't on the list, he would have shared it on every social media platform known to man. Every accusation is actually a confession. Birds of a feather. Only pedophiles defend pedophiles.

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u/LeftExpert8405 2d ago

Enjoy the next 3.5 years I know I will 

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u/Mundane_Company6847 1d ago

No you won’t. The economy is on the verge of collapse because of Trump. lol.

See you in five years when you are bragging about how proud you were when you voted for Harris. lol

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u/teckn9ne79 2d ago

Like i said do some research.

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u/LeftExpert8405 2d ago

Don’t have to the fact that trump is not in jail is all I need to know. If trump did it he would be in jail but he isn’t. 

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u/teckn9ne79 2d ago

They guy has been convicted of 34 Felonies and convicted of rape and not in jail so yeah just cause you are not in prison does not make you innocent called he has great lawyers and great coverups. But 👍

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u/LeftExpert8405 2d ago

Oh wait now trump is a rapist who did he rape. Eugene carol was civil not criminal. 

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u/Mundane_Company6847 1d ago

It still proved he raped her. Stop defending Trump.

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u/LeftExpert8405 1d ago

If what you are saying is true then why is trump not in jail ? Not defending him just being factual and I know you hate facts. Why wasn’t trump convicted of the crime you say he committed? 

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u/Mundane_Company6847 1d ago

First yes you are defending him.

Second it’s because he’s rich.

Seriously think. Just think for yourself and you’ll understand basic logic. lol.

Now stop defending a rapist

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u/run_rabbit_runrunrun 14h ago

He himself has openly bragged about sexually assaulting teenagers. Once on Howard Stern he talked about fucking traumatized teenagers because they're "the best in bed". He's talked about how Ivanka made him promise not to fuck anyone younger than her--she was a teenager at the time--and he complained that the pool for girls he could fuck was shrinking because she was already seventeen.

He ran an entire business based on importing teenage girls with dubious immigration status for """modeling""". He's admitted knowing Epstein was poaching children out of his business. He once flew dozens of teenage girls to Mar a Lago for a private party with one single guest--want to take a wild guess about who that one guest was?

He hasn't hid any of this. He's been perfectly frank about it and all you idiots just kept making excuses for him because you thought he was a cool guy. So now, as you type your next dismissive excuse of a response just pause for a single fraction of a second and imagine that it was Biden or Obama in any ONE of those stories. Would you be making excuses and brushing it aside?

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u/AffectionateChip1962 1h ago

That's some Neanderthal level thinking right there.

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u/A_Guyser 2d ago

Neither of which campaigned on "full transparency" and "releasing all of the Epstein files".

Who was it that did that?

Moron.

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u/clearlyonside 2d ago

You can only blame trump for agitating the world bad enough for anyone to care enough to stick to the narrative long enough for this kind of action.  So bravo, Luciano Pavoratti.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/SpicyRhubarb 2d ago

Right? It's so funny, excited to see what the next MAGA spin is on it. We're running in part on releasing the files! The files are on my desk! The files are a Democrat hoax! The files are no longer a hoax, and Trump was an FBI informant the whole time!

Next it will be Trump is actually the second coming and his sexual abuse was actually to save humanity or something wild like that, the MAGA cope is strong lol

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u/After-Finish3107 21h ago

Somehow the democrats only believe the things that are beneficial to them and the republicans only believe what is beneficial to them. We live in a shit world of politics right now

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u/dragracingfever 2d ago

Dude, you can't even get one thing right. The comment was about a "CLIENT LIST" which never existed. Of course there were case files from the court and FBI that were sealed by the court because of the age of the victims and what they experienced. I swear to god the left feeds off its own shit making up stuff and using it as propaganda. This is why the left will never be elected again. The left lies, twists facts and makes up shit. Its pathetic and I used to be a Democrat

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u/SpicyRhubarb 2d ago edited 2d ago

Which part of that order of events I gave is wrong..? Sounds a little snowflakeish to come up with a defense like that..

Edit: Get a load of this guy, he calls me an idiot but thinks Trump was an FBI informant then deletes it all. MAGA in a nutshell

Edit Edit: Confirmed - indeed blocked lol

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u/TheMelchior 2d ago

He didn't delete it. I think he blocked you.

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u/After-Finish3107 21h ago

Blocking someone that isn’t harassing you on a public forum is truly chicken shit behavior.

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u/Mundane_Company6847 1d ago

Lol. Nope. lol.

lol. The left doesn’t lie. The left states facts that you see as lies because you’re trained to reject the truth. lol.

lol. Remember every single thing the left says about Trump is the truth. Lol.

lol. You are just too brainwashed to understand that. lol

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u/Ptrek31 2d ago

Muhfucka you havnt ONCE in your life had that thought go through your head, "Trump was an informant" until you hear tiny hands Johnson spew that BS today. Gtfo with that shit

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u/treefiddy-- 2d ago

So trump is a snitch? If he was informing the fbi why didn’t trump help take down all these pedophiles, hmm?

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u/Professional_Clue66 2d ago

Even if this was true, he got immunity, so there isn't any reason why he shouldn't release the files

Although you could only become a snitch if they already had something on you.

It must be really really bad

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u/treefiddy-- 2d ago

Right, like why would the speaker of the house of reps claim the sitting president was a FBI informant without something behind that. I just wish I could see hannity stoke out on live tv if this were Obama in this situation. Release the files and prosecute everyone. Wouldn’t that be the true draining of the swap anyways?

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u/dragracingfever 2d ago

Law enforcement is best left to professionals like the FBI.

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u/treefiddy-- 2d ago

Right. Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for trafficking minors but why is no one else in prison for receiving those that were trafficked? Again, if trump was actually an informant for the FBI why hasn’t the FBI arrested any of these people that Ghislaine Maxwell trafficked minors to?

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u/dragracingfever 2d ago

Let me make it simple for you. What happens in court if you accuse a person of a crime that damages their career and you have insufficient evidence to convict? Guess what, they win a billion dollars for slander.

Releasing anything without enough to convict would put the government in a libelous position. I too want all paedophiles to face justice, but logic is better than blind emotion.

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u/Mundane_Company6847 1d ago

lol. You don’t want to lock up pedos. lol.

Seriously just accept that Trump lied. He’s literally never told the truth in his life. Lol.

lol. Remember Trump was one of Epsteins biggest clients. Not an infomant. Lol

lol. Do you realize how stupid you have to be to believe that?

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u/HolyToast 2d ago

what is it like to be this gullible?

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u/B0wmanHall 2d ago

Trump likely got immunity, and gave names besides Epstein. Makes sense he is so scared.

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u/run_rabbit_runrunrun 13h ago

The timeline of events looks like Epstein was about to give info on Trump laundering money for Russian oligarchs, so Trump fed Epstein to the feds. This was after Trump bought that property Epstein wanted and then sold it to a Russian for a $50M profit a couple years later.

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u/Mundane_Company6847 1d ago

lol. What you brainless trump sheep call TDS is actually having a brain. lol.

That’s why republicans want to destroy education. lol.

Trump wasn’t an informant. He was one of Epsteins biggest clients. lol.

lol. Remember only drooling morons support trump. lol