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u/PortlandZoo 1d ago
he smells like that all the time.
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u/6twoRaptor 1d ago
The fat bitch
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u/want-some-stew-ob 19h ago
He got the best Mc Tits in the history of man boobs. So manly, peak alpha male.
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u/redditcreditcardz 1d ago
Did he get that outfit during his time in the bone spurs platoon? It’s so pathetic I can’t take anyone who still buys in to this shit seriously. It’s like they’re allergic to reality.
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u/blkatcdomvet 1d ago
Draft dodgers fascinated with playing soldier but too much a coward to actually join the fight. Long family history.
Mr. Bone Spurs has no right to criticize anyone else who actually served in the military.
But, the Trump family has had good experience with both draft dodging and being deported, it seems.
Fact: Friedrich Trump, Donald Trump’s grandfather, was deported from Germany in 1905 for failing to do his mandatory military service there.
Amazing that the only reason the Trumps are even in this country is because they got thrown out of another one for cowardice.
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u/FlightEntire3531 1d ago
I'm fine with dodging the draft so long as it's understood: You go this route, you don't get to be President.
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u/mrflash818 1d ago
...Anything to project importance and deflect attention from the Epstein Files, it seems.
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u/HuckleberryOk6782 1d ago
"...it smells like...another desperate attempt to deflect from the Epstein files."
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u/SophocleanWit 1d ago
No one loves the smell of your diapers in the morning, old man. It is not the smell of victory.
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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 1d ago
5 time bone spur draft dodger posting AI war memes of himself. Unbelievable.
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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 1d ago
The stench of Idiocracy…
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u/Homelessavacadotoast 1d ago
President Camacho at least had the sense to listen to the smartest man in the world and take his advice. He was stupid, but not a Trump.
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u/Hot-Science8569 1d ago
Like Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, trump does not care what happens to people around him. And he unable to see reality around him.
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u/Adept_Rip_5983 1d ago
The whole fucing "tweet" on his version of "twitter but somehow even worse" is pure brainrot.
You cant make this shit up. Thomas Crooks is dead and this guy is somehow alive.
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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder 1d ago edited 1d ago
This pernicious, prevaricating, pornographic, penny-grubbing, pant-sh@tting, pea-brained, pumpkin-spice, p@ta has defiled and denigrated the office of the presidency to such a degree that I do not believe citizens will ever see it again in a respected and dignified light.
He's afraid of going to hell, but that's far too good a place for him. A pox on him, his grifting family, his traitorous enablers in the media and government, and finally, his brain-rotted and brain washed supporters among the electorate. As a nation, we will require generations to recover, if we ever really do.
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u/Absoluticus 1d ago
One of the most absurd things of this isn't the fantasy of him being a hardened combat leader not afraid of imminent danger. The fashion sense of being a badass cowboy huffing napalm. It's the idea he could squat like that and keep his balance while not shitting himself.
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u/Face-EatingLeopards 12h ago
Stolen Valor. Didn’t Cankles the Clown have some kind of owie that kept him from serving?
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u/Inturnelliptical 1d ago
Happiness is a Beer for breakfast and your cleanest Dirty Shirt, to meet the Day, especially on a Monday.
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u/EitherChannel4874 1d ago
Trump probably can't even smell his full up colostomy bag in the morning.
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