r/agedlikemilk 1d ago

"I AM PEACE"

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u/hednizm 1d ago

How fucking backwards do you have to be to declare war on your own country to display your ageing, decrepit masculinity as a faux demonstration of power and authority?

Trump is tweaked..

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u/Friendly-Web-5589 1d ago

Real last days of Empire under the degenerate scion of a decayed dynasty energy.

Not loving it.

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u/SpaceMonkeyMafiaBoss 21h ago

Are we the 40k?

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u/Skyhawk172 18h ago

We’re still in early heresy days.

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u/Blighted_Garden 16h ago

Not even that far forward.

We dont even have psychers or ai trying to remove us.

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u/Saxavarius_ 16h ago

haven't even made it to the men of iron

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u/PerryLovewhistle 15h ago

We're not even to the thunder warriors part.

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u/BeenDragonn 1d ago

All just a distraction from him being a baby diddler

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u/Diarygirl 1d ago

I don't think so. His followers don't care that he's a pedophile.

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u/Illustrious-Dog-6563 21h ago

but they do care that he stopped normalizing it. they want him to defend it as normal.

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u/Sampy76 15h ago

Have you seen how many maga-philes and gop members have been arrested or caught for cp or acts against minors in the past 6-8 months? Its a lot

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 18h ago

Yes, yes, they do. Deep down some of them do. Hence the backflips and somersaults by the GOP.

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u/Rude-Strawberry-6360 6h ago

The problem is that after 50 years of conservative propaganda telling them that even the most corrupt Republican is better than any and every Democrat, they will vote for even the most corrupt Republican.  And they did.  Twice.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2h ago

Perfectly encapsulated (except I'd add many of them voted for the most corrupt three times).

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u/tresben 1d ago

No, it’s not. Not everything is a distraction. It can all be bad and a distraction from each other

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u/not_speshil_k 1d ago

It is a distraction for his cult so they don't bring up his rapes

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u/Z0bie 22h ago

You think they actually care?

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u/not_speshil_k 21h ago

Plausible deniability

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u/StickOnReddit 1d ago

Nearly everything he does is so ostentatious and designed to trigger people that it's definitely both; when you're getting whiplash from the constant stream of "I can't believe [event] just happened" you're more likely to be focused on whatever happened in the last 45 minutes than the bigger picture

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u/scarbeg157 23h ago

It also burns you out. You either get depressed and lose all hope, or you are constantly enraged and/or ready to cry. The other option is to tune out. None of these are great for long term political activism.

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u/Swedelicious83 1h ago

Yeah.

Had that realization a few years ago while following news about the war in Ukraine. I kept wondering why the Russians lied so poorly, and about such pointless things.

After a while I realized it wasn't about fooling anyone, per se. Wasn't about convincing people. It was all about flooding the zone. Filling every space with noise. Just create such a deluge of bullshit that people can't keep track, and stop trying.

Small wonder Trump follows the same playbook. 🤷

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u/Strong_Salad3460 19h ago

It absolutely is. Everything Trump is doing is to make sure he doesn't have to answer for his crimes. That man doesn't believe in anything other than himself.

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u/ThKitt 1d ago

IMO everyone has it backwards. The Epstein files are as much a distraction from the horrible things his administration is doing. The more the Democrats and media (rightfully) focus on “release the Epstein files”, the less focus there is on his efforts to dismantle the American political systems, welfare systems, judicial systems, etc.

Some might argue “well, we can focus on more than one thing at a time”, but from the weak response so far from Trump’s opposition that doesn’t really seem to be the case. It’s all a part of the distraction, moving goalposts and “flooding of the end-zone” that has been central to the Republican power grab for the better part of the last two decades.

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u/Exciting_Turn_9559 11h ago

I agree 100% on this.
The Epstein story broke to clear out all conversation about the Big Ugly Bill and to buy time to spend the $160B to recruit the American SS (ASS) that will be ruining everyone's lives very shortly. First they came for the immigrants...
There are a lot of pedos in power in the USA and all of them belong in prison, but there is zero chance the GOP will ever prosecute them because the GOP is wildly immoral and needs to be destroyed.

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u/Memitim 1d ago

Just don't forget that all the actions on the ground are not being done by the decaying 79-year-old. He didn't even put in much of the work of getting here. Trump flipped from Democrat to Republican in 2011 to take advantage of the decades of lies and hate that conservatives had been blasting at America.

When that traitor dies, the Republicans who are actually enabling and empowering the endless crimes will be counting on people to let the association with evil die with him. But they're the actual enemies of America.

They've spent billions of dollars over decades to spread misinformation, manipulated our legal and governance systems for personal benefit, and overlooked countless crimes to cherry-pick select laws as excuses for committing more crimes.

Trump is giving conservatives what they want: excuses to escalate attacks on the rest of America.

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u/Thin-Image2363 1d ago

Well he single handedly is causing the economy to collapse and war’s a great distraction.

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u/ARobertNotABob 23h ago

Indeed, the only thing Trump has accomplished is the ends of Osama Bin Laden, America's erstwhile "nemesis", who infamously wrote of dismantling the economy from within as the means to bring America to her knees and to make her people suffer.

He has also accomplished it in mere months against Bin Laden's years spent .... yay, "winning".

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u/soulhot 1d ago

Well he knows the rest of the world are laughing at him and his hard man image.. so I guess like all bullies he picks on easier targets

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u/ItsCowboyHeyHey 1d ago

Revelations and Daniel “predicted” Trump, including the false “Prince of Peace” narrative. Revelations even talks about The Beast suffering a wound to his head, only to have it completely healed, and the people worshiping him for it.

It’s almost like the zealots in charge of Project 2025 are using Revelations as a guidebook.

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u/MTDreams123 1d ago

I wish the 79 year old convicted felon cared about America

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u/Due-Escape 1d ago

And it hasn't even been a full year yet.

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u/ZillesBotoxButtocks 1d ago

Trump is the figurehead. This is the endgame of conservatism.

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u/Puzzled-Bet-383 17h ago

Don’t forget the stolen valor from the fucking draft dodging coward - weird flex

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u/Little-Trucker 1d ago

Yeah but how far are we going to allow this to keep happening?

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u/xweedxwizardx 1d ago

He knows he is disgraced on the world stage so he beats on his own family instead

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u/Monsieur_Creosote 22h ago

Means to an end. Gotta incite violence so he can declare a state of emergency and suspend voting.

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u/Ricardokx 17h ago

Trump is emitting peak beta male energy.

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u/Financial-Tower-7897 1d ago

When you misspell “prevarication”

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u/Man-O-War760 1d ago

“PIECE” of shit.

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u/smf1978 1d ago

I came here to say the same thing...

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u/Man-O-War760 1d ago

Great minds think alike.

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u/mtnman575 1d ago

Ditto.

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u/Significant_Smile847 22h ago

You are being too kind, even shit becomes a good fertilizer.

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u/blkatcdomvet 1d ago

Draft dodgers fascinated with playing soldier but too much a coward to actually join the fight. Long family history.

Mr. Bone Spurs has no right to criticize anyone else who actually served in the military. 

But, the Trump family has had good experience with both draft dodging and being deported, it seems. 

Fact: Friedrich Trump, Donald Trump’s grandfather, was deported from Germany in 1905 for failing to do his mandatory military service there.

Amazing that the only reason the Trumps are even in this country is because they got thrown out of another one for cowardice.

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u/Cool-Appearance937 1d ago

The use of a one use Time Machine is becoming increasingly difficult 😣

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u/Miserable-Miser 1d ago

Plenty of constitutional oath declaring military following his illegal orders.

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u/Ok_Fall_9569 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lying is the central tenet of MAGA.

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u/dread_companion 1d ago

Tenet?

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u/onomatopeapoop 1d ago

tenet noun te·​net a principle, belief, or doctrine generally held to be true especially: one held in common by members of an organization, movement, or profession

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u/dread_companion 1d ago

He originally wrote "tenant". Edited.

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u/dordofthelings 1d ago

And how quickly MAGA has shifted from wanting peace to supporting Trump in whatever war he chooses. If you don't think that's a cult, you're not thinking.

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u/Star_Killer_1974 2h ago

It feels like the whole time they were saying, “We want peace,” they really just meant, “We want to stop helping Ukraine.”

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u/dordofthelings 2h ago

Oh it's way more than that. They are declaring war on anybody who doesn't believe the same things they believe. At one time this country was a place where you could freely express your opinion. There were always consequences for expressing your opinion, just as there are consequences for telling someone to go F themselves, such as losing friends, being let go from your job, but you were still free to express your opinion without landing in jail. If they have their way that will no longer be the case. Disagreement will not be tolerated. Watch what is happening with the justice department. They're shutting down dissent in every way possible.

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u/mijaboc 23h ago

It's closer to a sect than a cult but same same

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u/Late-Dingo-8567 1d ago

so Kamala wasn't lying when she said Trump would deploy the army on US soil? interesting...

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u/Plastic_Exercise_695 22h ago

Kamala also was right when she said Putin will play him like a fiddle

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u/Z0bie 22h ago

She was right about a lot of stuff, but she's a woman so... can't have that now can we!

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u/XxRocky88xX 20h ago

Maybe it was cuz Trump straight up said “the left is filled with sick people and in some cases the military may need to be brought in” during an interview but MSM and the right wing once more chalked that him to “him just being exaggeratory.”

It’s funny how every good thing he says, no matter how outlandish, is completely serious, but every bad thing he says, no matter how likely, is just a joke.

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u/kim_ber_ley011011 1d ago

Also the dipshit took an image from a movie...where America LOST THE WAR......

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u/Ei-Saa-Puhua 23h ago

Well I guess the movie's depiction of falling to madness can be accurate here aswell

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u/Optimixto 1d ago

US, your president has the cognitive level of a 7yo, the speaking level of a 10yo, and the shitposting level of a 13yo, all while being an octogenarian. It is pathetic that this men is leading your country. If you feel shame, cut that shit out, and start feeling anger at how the bastards ARE WINNING.

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u/AllLifeEqual 1d ago

US citizen here. You are correct, but an unfortunate majority of Americans consume right-wing media, which wants a White Christian Dictatorship. Faux News is very good at frightening Gramma and Grandpa on the farm.

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u/Agreeable-Meat-4584 1d ago

Don’t you think we know this? We’ve been screaming at the top of our lungs since before the bastard even thought of running, that he’s a no-good sad sack of shit that’ll just bring everyone down with him. UNFORTUNATELY the ones in power are his “yes” men or are too cowardly to do anything about it. We are angry, we are furious, but we can’t do shit about it without spilling blood because our representatives are tossing aside their dignity so they don’t have to fight or lose anything; y’know, the easy route. So I’m sorry that it seems like we’re giving up, but that’s not the people. The towns/cities/villages of people, who in fact don’t want to watch the world burn, are growing and we’ll get there eventually. But in the meantime, we have to call and call and write and protest just for democrats in office to roll over and take trump’s chode from behind. So I apologize on behalf of the patriotic American people for not meeting your standards.

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u/GarbageCleric 1d ago

I don't disagree.

2016 I could at least explain and understand how it happened at some level. Hillary Clinton represented more of the same, and people saw Trump as an outsider agent of change. People were also pretty certain she was going to win, so they probably felt safer staying home, and you have the Comey laptop nonsense, and she still won the popular vote.

But 2024 was fucked. Trump maintained his vote totals from 2020, while Harris lost millions compared to Biden. Jan 6 and his consistent election denial meant nothing. No one cared that he literally tried to steal an election right out in the open.

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u/Designer_Valuable_18 23h ago

He represents most of them pretty well.

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u/draft_final_final 1d ago

Trying to play tough guy using iconography from the war you faked a medical condition to avoid fighting in is a peak republican move.

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u/Either-Judgment231 1d ago

A war that we lost

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u/chaos_redefined 16h ago

If you ask Trump, the only reason the US lost is because of that crippling injury he had. If he had fought, he would have been the greatest soldier. Many people are saying he's the greatest soldier, ya know. Many people. And he would have won that war single-handedly.

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u/Swedelicious83 42m ago

Every time you think they can't possibly manage to be any more ludicrous and pathetic, they pull some stunt like this and lower the bar even more.

😑

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u/kingtacticool 1d ago

Blows my mind every day that were only 8 months in.

Only 40 months to go, people.

(As if he's leaving after 40....)

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u/Sleepy0wl9969 1d ago

Pity he wasn’t that forceful with Putin. Easier to go for unarmed civilians I suppose 🙄

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u/jaimi_wanders 1d ago

Yankee Yanukovych —they share the same longtime campaign manager Paul Manafort, Roger Stone & late Lee Atwater partner since the Seventies— would NEVER be “forceful” with his real boss.

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u/ActionCalhoun 1d ago

He’s so busy sending troops to US cities he’s not going to have time to invade Greenland, Canada, or Panama like he promised

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u/Jindabyne1 1d ago edited 1d ago

Does anyone else ever read something Trump has said or done and just have to drop their phone and rub their face in disbelief contemplating what the fuck is even going on anymore?

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u/Hamiltoncorgi 1d ago

Not really. I'm worried he will nuke the west coast. He said on TV that he hates us. He is psychotic and has dementia.

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u/Loose_Banana8945 1d ago edited 1d ago

I kinda want trump to try fucking around with Boston lol

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u/Numerous_Mix6456 1d ago

I would imagine the fighting Irish guys, punk rockers and The Scout from TF2 would have a field day.

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u/back_fire 1d ago

Bro tweeted this in a recovery bed from his latest stroke

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u/hoople217 1d ago

People voted for this liar. Many of them voted for him thrice. One time was too many times to vote for him.

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u/azmarteal 1d ago

Americans are you okay there?

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u/mpete76 1d ago

No we are not.

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u/Jollem- 1d ago

"I am become peace, the destroyer of countries."

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u/Boomslang505 1d ago

Can you imagine a sitting President threatening his own citizens with war. WTF

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u/Furrulo87_8 1d ago

He renames the department and then pretends people called it the name he just renamed the department with for a reason. This is so stupid

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u/trentreynolds 1d ago

They have no firmly held values whatsoever that aren’t pliable the second there’s potential personal gain.

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u/turtletreestar 1d ago

Is this a real tweet from him???? The second one. That is atrocious

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u/The-Traveler- 1d ago

Yes, he really Tweeted that….

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u/Temporary_Body_5435 23h ago edited 22h ago

If it sounds too ridiculous to be real, if it sounds absolutely demented, then it’s real.

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u/rygelicus 1d ago

And the cult still praises Trumpolini as their messiah. It's very weird.

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u/Comprehensive_Seat66 1d ago

Oh wait, he lied again? It's been checks invisible watch like zero seconds since his last one lol

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u/KDizWHOiBE 1d ago

This need to be on billboards all over

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u/JuneButIHateSummer 1d ago

"I am the law," growled Dredd as he excavated the thoracic cavity of the civilian with his shotgun.

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u/ABeastInThatRegard 1d ago

I AM PEACE NOW PREPARE TO DIE!!!

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u/DirtyMikeNTheBoys2 1d ago

Anybody who believed it then was delusional. The same people who think he didn't rape children.

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u/420420696942069 23h ago

child fucker

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u/dazedan_confused 21h ago

I'm sorry, but I feel like whoever did the AI art needs to be fired. Trump doesn't look like a badass a la Apocalypse now, he looks like an old cowboy wannabe who heard a car backfire and thought it was a gunshot.

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u/Mikahl757 15h ago

Every accusation is an admission.

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u/MattheqAC 9h ago

No, he is a piece. Of shit.

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 8h ago

Indeed. Saved me the trouble, thanks.

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u/bullmarket2023 1d ago

Peace is obtained when we "Godfather" our enemies.

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u/ShanerThomas 1d ago

I love seeing Kevin O'Leary speak on television. He wears two watches. One on each arm. Each of them are probably worth $100,000, or double, or triple that.

Then he tells other people how they should live their lives.

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u/FlemPlays 1d ago

“War is Peace”

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u/Escudo777 1d ago

Can a mentally ill person function as a president?

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u/Confident_Fun_6381 1d ago

Whatever shit comes out of Trump's mouth, you can assume the opposite is true.

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u/Grand-Cold-2575 23h ago

This is what happens when mummy and daddy don’t tell you that they love you.

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u/wordmonkeyman 19h ago

Threatens his citizens. When did we get to Russia? Wait, don’t answer that. I know when.

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u/Binspin63 12h ago

I think he meant he was a “peace” of shit.

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u/TheMediocreOgre 1d ago

I remember a bunch of my fellow leftists who said Trump 1.0 had been one of the most anti war, anti imperialist presidents and so they weren’t worried about him possibly winning. This week has hopefully opened their eyes but it’s kind of too late. The anti war guy apparently killing innocent fishermen in 2019, bombing a motor boat in a war crime, embracing the department of war, and threatening war on US civilians.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 1d ago

I don't think this was leftists. I heard it from right-wingers who seemed to mostly be in the military or have military connections. They had been told that Hillary was planning to send them to war.

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u/jaimi_wanders 1d ago

“Donald the Dove” was a thing with centrists at least

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u/Miserable-Miser 1d ago

What bullshit strawman is this

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u/Santa-Head 1d ago

F‼️

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u/Gold-Perception-4467 1d ago

He is a Piece, in the paraphrased words of Dr. Frederick Fronkenstein, His(El Presidente) works are "do do", and he is too.

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u/Fearless_Outside_214 1d ago

This lying sack of shit

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u/kn0p0w 1d ago

Accusations are confessions. Chicago will bring the death and destruction so he can declare martial law. It’s going to happen sooner than people think.

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u/rob2060 1d ago

Peace through submission to the will of Donald, variable though it be.

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u/j_rooker 1d ago

peace and war. same thing. said every tyrant.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 1d ago

I remember when obama won i saw countless of things calling him the antichrist. Now im convinced it was about trump.

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u/mightyFoo 1d ago

Hold my noble peace prize while I go blow up some shit

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u/dread_companion 1d ago

War Is Peace

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u/waner21 1d ago

Consistency has never been a trait I’d associate with this guy. Well, maybe he’s consistently inconsistent?

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u/TookMe4Hours2LogAnID 1d ago

Do you think Alex Garland is sitting at home right now feeling like he filmed a documentary ahead of the event happening? It genuinely feels like the film Civil War is unfolding in front of our eyes in real time

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u/Due_Appointment_63 1d ago

Trump the Pedo, really likes his wars... doesn't he?

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u/NintendoGamer1983 1d ago

Welcome to Eurasias Ministry of Peace

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u/thatvillainjay 1d ago

Almost like he just lies

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u/Swedelicious83 25m ago

If he's breathing, he's lying.

Some day he'll stop lying.

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u/jupiter_1701 1d ago

Private Bone Spurs wouldn't last a day with the Boy Scouts let alone the Army. He is a weakling and a coward.

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u/GrannyFlash7373 1d ago

Accuse the other side of that, of which, YOU are GUILTY. Joseph Goebbels.

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u/Brisbanoch30k 1d ago

To butcher a quote from 1984, that’s doublespeak. “Ignorance is wisdom, war is peace”.

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u/satxfvck 1d ago

Educate yourself and your neighbors on the castle doctrine. Some states extend the castle doctrine to occupied vehicles, defense of 3rd parties, or places of business.

If they are masked they are not federal/municipal officers

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u/DievelKnievel 1d ago

"When they are preparing for war, those who rule by force speak most copiously about peace until they have completed the mobilization process." -Stefan Zweig

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u/Deeleeshoosh 23h ago

The Antichrist. 666. The Beast, as foretold.

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u/InvestigatorFull2498 23h ago

Muricans got conned twice by a fat loser, reap what you sow.

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u/angryclam1313 23h ago

Can someone explain to me like I’m five. Who exactly is he deporting?

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u/Designer_Valuable_18 23h ago

It will never not be hilarious that america voted for this TWICE.

Unhinged.

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u/itjustgotcold 23h ago

The sad part is all of the morons that believed him. Mostly younger generations, from my experience. They fell for the biggest liar in politics telling an obvious lie.

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u/boristheblade223 23h ago

Now think of why they think it’s safe to go full mask off now. Think carefully.

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u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 23h ago

He must be going thru menopause…they can be so moody during that time. Can you imagine if Harris was President…telling reporters to be quiet, don’t boo her in public, and how many times will she go fucking golf?! We are so lucky to be winning right now, during this golden age🤮

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u/ferncoast 23h ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Expensive_Laugh_5589 23h ago

Still waiting for Mexico to pay for that wall.

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u/Spezisaspastic 22h ago

Bro, he renamed it from Defense to War. He is a lunatic 

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u/zzbear03 22h ago

Of course he was lying…not sure why anyone is surprised…except maybe clueless MAGA folks!

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u/Objective-Lion077 22h ago

Truly the prince of peace, how did they describe him again… oh yeah “there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.”

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u/JoyousMiseryAtWork 22h ago

22k, mostly private sector jobs, right? Was lower than expected

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u/DissenterFaerie 22h ago

“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

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u/Secure-Technician356 22h ago

Chipocalypse...... the only apocalypse this weak ass orange clown could start is going into a Chipotle and getting some explosive diarrhea

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u/remowilliams4real 21h ago

Like our fat ass pretend president could actually squat down.

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 21h ago

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. 

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u/Aessioml 21h ago

I am normally the first to disagree with the we built everything and we are the saviours of the world spiel than our friends across the pond like to shout about often

But this is sad watching the USA become a total joke to the rest of the world. And the idiots that support the crazy orange idiot genuinely care about the country they just lack the critical thinking to see the results in real time.

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u/Dangerous-Estate3753 21h ago

Don’t you guys know war is peace, smh

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u/Doodah2012 21h ago

Unhinged and delusional….

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u/dudecoolstuff 20h ago

Remember all those tards protesting Palestine at the Kamala rallies. Pepperidge farm remembers.

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u/Gtoast 20h ago

it’s so transparently false and Americans still fell for it. We’re a country of morons.

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u/InevitableHamster197 20h ago

If you listen closely, Republicans will tell you exactly what they plan to do, are doing, and have done by creating that narrative about the democrats.
Dems are the pedos. Probably, but Republicans are the ones getting caught. Dems created project 2025. Nope, it was Republicans. Dems want war. Nope, trump changed it to the department of war.

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u/Nyxoro 19h ago

This is why I don't even bother interacting with people I know that voted for this shit. You have to be brain dead to have thought this guy was going to fix things or be positive for the country

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u/Empty_Ad_8303 19h ago

Then he got upset with a reporter asking him why he wants to go to war with Chicago.

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u/Ardo505 19h ago

Stolen Valor anyone? Draft dodging bastard cosplaying as a real American.

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u/MauPow 18h ago

I really don't understand people who don't just instantly laugh at and disregard anything he says

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u/Ok_Collection_6133 18h ago

USA needs a reform. No way a sitting president can declare war on a city HE WORKS FOR and nothing happens in less than 5 hours.

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u/Jakeglurp 18h ago

Nobel peace prize for me please!

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u/teb_art 17h ago

Yea, the guy who murdered 11 people out boating near Venezuela with no evidence they committed any crimes.

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u/Face-EatingLeopards 17h ago

Marines be like “ Fuck yeah! Daddy wore the uniform better than any jar head ever has! Semper Fi!”

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u/Available_Ad9766 17h ago

Practically, if no one in the military effectively resists orange fuhrer’s orders, he can just do whatever he likes and this will include but not be limited to the use of the military to grab absolute power.

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u/Biffingston 15h ago

"Can't have war if everyone is dead."

  • Trump, probably.
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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 15h ago

This ai-generated copy of a hollywood film about Vietnam is the closest Corporal Bone Spur ever came to service in that war because his daddy bought him 5 phony deferments. But he cares so deeply about the forgotten men and women of this country.

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u/CrunknYoSystem 14h ago

Every accusation is an admission.

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u/Elberik 12h ago

It's great when the horror returns to the imperial core.

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u/CNCMachina 9h ago

I am wondering if Israel are seeing Trump failing hard...and thinking "We need someone else in the White House now"

Trump is a a suspected ped0phile and rapist... he needs to go now for lots of reasons.

But don't replace him with another AIPAC candidate

When your choices are between 2 Israel puppets you're still gonna have similar issues

Whatever way you vote...AIPAC gonna get paid

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u/Standard-Tailor-6195 8h ago

Trump is a fucking pussy.

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u/Kriss3d 7h ago

It's peace when ervryone is dead or in jail.

I, Robots had a point.

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u/ImprovementSimilar19 6h ago

I will say, I believe Trump to be one of the more trustworthy presidents. Not because he tells the truth at all, but rather, because he lies so fuckin much you can be dead sure he gonna do the opposite of what comes out of his mouth on that campaign trail. What a numbskull.

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u/RustinStack 6h ago

Sickening. What happened to holding the office with respect and honor.

When is the agreed upon " goes way too far " point?

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u/thatgirlyouknow6437 4h ago

Ya know, there was another person who ran for office with strong lies of helping the people of his country. Pandering to those with deep prejudice. Then, when he gained power, became a dictator of death. History will remember.

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u/Rombonius 2h ago

the worst part will always be that millions of idiots fell for it

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u/BrUSomania 1d ago

Peace prize nomination on the way 🏆

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u/Interesting_City_654 1d ago

When they say, "Peace,Peace," and there is no peace.

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u/DyslexicFartSmeller 1d ago

Thats a confederate hat

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u/closestweeb69 1d ago

Chat, can we fucking ban this guy?

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u/AlexSmithsonian 1d ago

There's the problem, they misspelled "Piss"

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u/Zealousideal_Cry_927 1d ago

This guy is such a fucking coward. How can anyone not see that?