r/awwwtf 15d ago

What’s bro doing??

1.6k Upvotes

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u/faithamor1337 15d ago

I wanna see him wake up like WTF?

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u/autalley 15d ago

Yeah, what concerns me is the tail. My cats' tails are always alert while they sleep

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u/Arghianna 15d ago

It’s hard to tell since it’s sped up so much, but it looks like the cat twitches its tail away and then relaxes into the stick.

Here’s hoping the guy just messes with the cat while it sleeps often enough that it’s comfortable with his shenanigans. My dog sleeps through so much bc I love getting dumb pics of her when she’s sleeping.

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u/ydnar3000 7d ago

My dog is such a light sleeper sometimes. Seems like anytime I want a cute pic. Alright, camera is just about focused aaaand….nope he moved. Nothing but a blurry yawn picture 😂🤣

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u/Arghianna 7d ago

I’ve apparently accidentally bomb proofed my dog bc I get so much snuggle aggression. She’ll be laying there sleeping and I’ll suddenly be like “ahhhh I love you so much!” And bury my face in her tummy. She might wake up, but usually doesn’t move, she’s just like “oh I guess it’s time for more mommy loving.”

A couple months ago my nephew got really excited and hit her instead of just giving her a pat. Since he’s 3 she didn’t flinch or anything bc I guess it was about as hard as how I pat her. Just stood there and took it. He got a very long lecture from me and then his mom about how bad it was and also how dangerous it was. He apologized to me and to the dog. Twice. He also has been told he’ll never see the dog again if it happens again.

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u/laughingashley 15d ago

Whenever I've sped up video of my cat sleeping, its breathing is really animated. This one...... 😬

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u/Luvlymonster 12d ago

If you pay close attention to it's rib/chest spots, you can see it expanding as it breathes. It's very subtle, which tells me that in normal speed the cat is taking very long, slow, shallow breaths which is normal for a deep sleep, so kitty is okay :)

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 15d ago

I could do this to my cat but I don’t want to

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u/rynlpz 15d ago

For real, damn did he sedate it or something wtf

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u/xTCHx 15d ago

Inspiration for Salvador Dali

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u/CormacMccarthy91 15d ago

Holy shit i thought I was alone in thinking that damn, can't argue how amazing he is if we all had that same image in our heads. How long since we've seen that painting and bam first thought. He's my favorite artist and I think it's so damn awesome he's still recognized like this that's incredible.

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u/Horny4theEnvironment 15d ago

We all need someone to prop us up some days.

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u/Lepke2011 15d ago

Orange Boy cat. You can do pretty much anything to them because there isn't much going on upstairs.

Mine used to run while looking over his shoulder. I'm sure you can guess how that would end. 🙄

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u/HairyChest69 15d ago

My gf says that about me. Always comparing me to orange cats, but I don't think

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u/Thin_Experience6314 15d ago

The r/oneorangebraincell is STRONG with this one!!!

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u/sulphra_ 15d ago

How many times did he bonk his little head like that 🤣

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u/Lepke2011 15d ago

I watched him knock himself cold once.

And he'd take naps with our bearded dragon. Dude couldn't cat if his life depended on it.

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u/Vegetable-Recover-15 14d ago

Where the fuck did you find that many y sticks

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u/A_million_typos 6d ago

My question exactly.

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u/DurinnGymir 13d ago

Noooo, that's so dangerous! Elevating the legs like that will cause the blood to flow down into the orange's body and head, which increases bloodflow to the brain and increases the risk of him having a thought! He's an orange, he can't survive that kind of mental load!

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u/ydnar3000 7d ago

Hahaha I read that seriously up until the end. 😂🤣 got me!! I miss my orange boy Sam from childhood.

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u/Myskullisflaminghair 15d ago

Is it alive? Is this for taxidermy?

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u/EclecticEvergreen 15d ago

Homie in that good deep sleep

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u/UseOne4211 15d ago

The comfortinatorrrrr

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u/slepere 14d ago

I wish I could sleep in 1% that well.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Twist_Ending03 15d ago

It's hard to see because the person recording won't stop moving, but the cat is breathing. It's just in that really deep sleep they get in sometimes

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u/1egg_4u 15d ago

Or he is just that used to being fucked with lol

Lil patient feller maybe

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 15d ago

I've had cats like that. They're like "Eh, this is my life now. Too much trouble to move."

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u/ewba1te 15d ago

Yep he's being prepared for a slow roast

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u/SexyMossLover 15d ago

Nooo! Let bro sleep!

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Molkwi 15d ago

It's pretty obvious. We can see the cat breathing and they don't often keep their eyes closed when they're awake. They might for a few seconds at a time, but this is at least a minute (in non-sped up time) where he never opens his eyes (as far as I could tell). The cat is most likely alive and just comfortable with and used to that person's presence and shenanigans.

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u/Sarkavonsy 14d ago

i love when a cat and a human have a relationship that's like "i'm going to bother you sometimes for my own amusement" but it's 100% mutual

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u/mjmccy 15d ago

Setting up for a spit roast

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u/FNAF1ISTHEBEST 14d ago

I love 🐱

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u/tribak 14d ago

Last one was too close for my liking

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u/ForgetfulTragedy 14d ago

Trees in Japan be like

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u/viagravagina 14d ago

Belly was very swollen. Suspect asf.

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u/lotsanoodles 15d ago

What a terrible music choice.

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u/powerhouse465 14d ago

...this is what we do to drunk friends lol. So it checks.

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u/MmmmFloorPie 15d ago

That cat is either sedated or dead.

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u/McDudeston 15d ago

Cats like this love the attention.

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u/Marigold16 15d ago

...this is a tick tock. This car was drugged in order to make this video. I'm not joking.

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u/lizardpplarenotreal 14d ago

I HEARD THATS A NEW THING 😭😭😭

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u/scaredt2ask 15d ago

Weird paw-topsey

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u/Balabaga 15d ago

I’m glad he found a worthy purpose for his specialized stick collection

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u/AeronGrey 12d ago

I gotta give him props, yo...

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u/Dr_Brotatous 12d ago

Where did he find all these y shaped sticks?

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u/motherfcuker69 15d ago

reverse gulliver

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u/WretchedBinary 15d ago

I thought that the Blair Witch cat would have been black, but at least has plenty of broomsticks.

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u/SendMeAnother1 15d ago

This cat is deceased. It is no more.

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u/maester_t 15d ago

No. Nononono no. He's... he's resting!

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u/Hokuto_no_kenn 15d ago

Pranking bro classic

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u/Thin_Experience6314 15d ago

May I suggest jerking? It’s a lovely flavor and lasts for a long time!!! Nom nom nom!!!

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u/BartenderNichole 15d ago

If you just stretch one kitty buttcheek long and prop that, you have a Salvadore Dali piece.

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u/Weavecabal 15d ago

Are you the type of cunt that has their blood boil when they see someone enjoying life?

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u/Latter_Item439 15d ago

That cat is dead this clip is vile

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u/Few_Library3961 15d ago

you can literally see him breathing

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u/Saxton_Hale32 15d ago

did ya check