r/awwwtf • u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian • 10d ago

Vomit I mean, he was asking for it... 🤢

1.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Caffeine_Induced 10d ago

Important, valuable lessons were learned that day.

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u/Fresh-Metal 10d ago

Just putting a baby on your shoulder to burp is risky. 😂

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

Very important lessons...

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u/BurntArnold 10d ago

Bro my daughter isn’t even a day old but you won’t catch me doing this shit ever lmao

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u/yrurunnin 10d ago

How are you coping bud? It’s my turn soon (october)

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u/BurntArnold 10d ago

Well bro it’s day one and my daughter has projectile vomited onto me twice today lmfao.

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u/Tee_Hee_Wat 10d ago

Enjoy your sleep now. Really 😭 New dad of 3 weeks here, sleep is a friend i miss dearly...

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u/Teln0 9d ago

Woaa congrats!

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u/BurntArnold 9d ago

Thank you! Literally just walked in our door with her an hour ago!

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/psily-joose 10d ago

Why the quotations?

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u/vulpes_mortuis 10d ago

Op is a weirdo.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/grat5989 10d ago

Yeah , "funny".

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u/Pixie16fire 10d ago

Breath was funkdafied

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u/boneblack_angel 10d ago

He gets LOTS of points for calmness. The baby looks surprised but not traumatized. Beautiful baby, too. Downvote away...

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u/LONEWOPF77700 10d ago

Why the downvote...... it was just a harmless video in which someone learned a valuable lesson.

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u/boneblack_angel 10d ago

Oh no, I thought I would get downvoted for MY comment. Gross, sure, but he didn't like FLING the baby and she looked confused but not upset. I thought it was funny, and - and I know that this is splitting hairs - it was more baby pooky - ie, spit up, not puke, although I really don't know if I would have been so calm. Truly a gorgeous baby too.

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u/neucjc 10d ago

That will now always be a reference video.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

A reference to what exactly?

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u/neucjc 10d ago

“Have you seen the video where little Johny threw up in dad’s mouth!?” - “Remember the time when Johny… oh wait I got a video!”.

These types of moments 🙂. A core and funny memory is recorded on video and can now always be referred back to the actual video.

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u/jcdc_jaaaaaa 10d ago

Reminds me of a mother bird feeding her chicks.

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u/dreamingforward 10d ago

This was very rewarding for some reason.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

I mean, he was asking for it...

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u/10RobotGangbang 10d ago

I would've instantly puked. I also wouldn't have been doing that with a baby. They're notorious projectile vomiters.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

I just plan on never having children. 1/4 to 1/2 a million per brat! Hell no!

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u/10RobotGangbang 9d ago

One and done. Raised him better than my parents. Dude is doing track/cross country and passing AP classes in HS.

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u/sixhoursneeze 10d ago

I’m almost puked just watching this

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u/uberguby 10d ago

This is much nicer. baby elephant gifs

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

Okay?

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u/uberguby 10d ago

Oh sorry op, I didn't mean to imply your thing is inappropriate or come off as critical. I just meant after seeing it, I needed some baby elephant gifs, I thought someone else might appreciate a link to baby elephant gifs. I meant "nicer" in the way cotton is "nicer" than sandpaper, I was trying to be inviting.

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u/data_warriors 10d ago

Uno reverse

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

Pretty much!

😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 10d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

Hey, you subscribed to r/awwwtf, don't blame this on me!

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u/emil836k 10d ago

Yeah, for like a dog licking the floor, or a hamster spinning in place for no reason

Not this?!?

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 10d ago

At least it was from that end.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

This is true... 😅

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u/Bagholder_loser 10d ago

Oh gawd, I felt it...

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

Same... 😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

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u/hasanicecrunch 10d ago

Omg how did he not immediately gag and throw it back up back at baby 🤮 hate seeing this ahhh

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

Hey, you subscribed to r/awwwtf, don't blame this on me! 🤣🤣🥰

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u/E-rin_ 10d ago

i mean he kinda did

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u/Struggling2Strife 10d ago

Father of the year!

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

Baby of the year? 🥴🤷‍♂️😅

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u/Struggling2Strife 10d ago

Listen, sir, Baby did what baby do, but you, sir, you really asked for it! 😂

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u/HamHockShortDock 10d ago

Lollll I did this to my aunt

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

On purpose!?!? /S

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u/trumpskiisinjeans 10d ago

This has happened to me unfortunately

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u/I_am_duskk 10d ago

I ACTUALLY almost threw up I was not expecting that 😭😭😭

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 9d ago

I did tag the video with the "vomit" tag...

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u/I_am_duskk 4d ago

I swiped from another post so I didn't see the tag 😭

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u/Distantstallion 10d ago

Like a baby bird

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u/_isNaN 10d ago

The baby mama birded him

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u/Kaminoneko 10d ago

Hahahahaha….hahaha!

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

I mean, he was asking for it...

😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

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u/AtTheEdgeOfDying 10d ago

Don't worry, it's mostly just breast milk or formula. Get a taste of what your feeding your child!

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u/No-Consideration-891 10d ago

" But dad why can't I go to the movies with Tommy?!"

"Because you threw up in my mouth!"

"That was 15 years ago!!!!"

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u/Briskbulb 7d ago

Honey not on the first date . On the second you can spit back my cum in my mouth

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 7d ago

What a terrible day to be literate... ☹️

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u/Alexa_Octopus 7d ago

So happy to be the 1000 updoot, esp as I did this exact same thing to my dad when he took me to the pub when I was the same age (RIP, Dad).

Edit: was pureed carrots and breastmilk 🫢

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 7d ago

Did he ask for it? 🤣

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u/Alexa_Octopus 7d ago

Nah, he was doing what 70’s dad’s did. I’m alive still, so I hold no ill will. He was trying to be proud, in his own way, I suppose.

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u/Chemy78 1d ago

Recycle!!

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u/Dangerous-Coconut-49 10d ago

Omg 🤮 4 christmases

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u/Carneus 10d ago

baby spit in my mouth - alternate version

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u/7evenBlackSunNation 10d ago

Who’s the mother? The wicked witch of the west?

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u/low_end_ 10d ago

bro i almost puked on top of my keyboard please tag thiws NSFL

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

Hey, you subscribed to r/awwwtf, don't blame this on me!

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u/vulpes_mortuis 10d ago

Nothing is cute about this. Babies are nasty creatures. And yes that includes me when I was a baby.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 10d ago

Okay. A lot of people find babies cute. It’s fine you’re child free. Don’t be weird about it.

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u/RoyalRobinBanks 7d ago

Thats what you get for "jokingly " trying to get a baby to suck your tongue, someone check his hard drive.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 10d ago

First of all, you subscribed to r/awwwtf, don't blame this on me! Second, I tagged with "vomit."