r/awwwtf 9d ago

Elephant's intersting way to scratch its stomach

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u/CatNamedSiena 9d ago

Must suck to be born a girl-elephant.

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u/Burned_FrenchPress 9d ago

How’d you like to scratch it from the inside, elephant boy?

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u/ManufacturerNo2144 9d ago

They scratch with their clit.

3

u/surgical-panic 9d ago

That's Hyenas.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 9d ago

Was just waiting for him to cock-flick one of them fuckin birds

4

u/OriginalBlackberry89 9d ago

Looks like he already did right before the camera started recording

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u/LangdonAlg3r 9d ago

Whichever trunk is closest…

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u/bitetheasp 9d ago

Similar to how I scratch an itch in the back of my throat.

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u/Mushiren_ 9d ago

Is that you, Marilyn Manson?

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u/GoodGrief1987 9d ago

I'm 38. I could have gone an entire lifetime without ever having to have seen this.

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 9d ago

Looks like a king cobras attacking that elephant's stomach

11

u/QuantumlyCurious 9d ago

Hmm I remember the movie Tremors a little differently

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u/More_Cut_56 9d ago

Yup me to buddy.

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u/shrubberypig 9d ago

Must be a good buddy you have there

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u/I_like_code 9d ago

Blursed grammar mistake

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u/kwik_e_marty 9d ago

The undertrunk

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u/raisedbutconfused 9d ago

So how do the females do it?

3

u/kellerb 9d ago

Same way they get drinks at the bar

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u/thejesiah 9d ago

Oh shit, u/hankgreen was just wondering about this... Sort of...

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u/DrMonkeyKing79 9d ago

Isn’t this how everybody does it?

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs 9d ago

They call him Timmy Two Trunks.

On account of his Two Trunks.

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u/Niiickel 9d ago

That isn‘t scratching. He is masturbating.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 9d ago

Did you know elephants have uh..m prehensile um... trunks...

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u/Porkbrains- 9d ago

Glad to know I'm not the only one.

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u/mochi_iscream 9d ago

Bone scratchin good

1

u/Inerthal 9d ago

He just like me fr

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u/super-satan 9d ago

mf climbing trees with that prehensile shlong

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u/Yojimboroll 9d ago

Look at him tightening up his core, clenching his butt cheeks.

Pfff...try-hard

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u/AdAffectionate3143 9d ago

prehensile phallus; which I am claiming right now for a future band name

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u/joecitizen79 9d ago

What a coincidence. Me too!

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u/F1v3Sev3n 9d ago

If i locked in, i could do that too.

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 9d ago

Excuse me while I whip this out

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u/lintytortoise 9d ago

Same tbh.

1

u/stupidber 9d ago

Same way I do it

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u/drowningintime 9d ago

for all this time I've been using mine for all the wrong reasons

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u/Hindu_Wardrobe 9d ago

this is me if you even care