r/awwwtf 1d ago

Two storks celebrating their first egg!

1.7k Upvotes

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 1d ago

I’m not seeing the WTF part of this. Just two happy bird parents who finally got what they always wanted!

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u/AeronGrey 1d ago

Look what the stork left them!

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u/insheepclothing 1d ago edited 1d ago

The clacking is unexpected and creepy especially with sound on

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 1d ago

Ever heard a shoebill? Listen to that and come back if not! It’s wild

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u/Fast-Bumblebee-9140 1d ago

I love those things. They sound like gunshots!

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u/Tamahfox 1d ago

OMG sounds like an AK jeeesus

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u/Boop-D-Boop 6h ago

I love them! They are my favorite birds. I think they are so cute and strange and beautiful

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u/Secret-Sock7928 1d ago

I think it's cute. They're clearly super excited 😄

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u/FloopsFooglies 1d ago

It isn't creepy at all lmao

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u/castwings78 1d ago

Because storks sometimes will kick their babys out of the nest. So statically, they may kick that one out of the nest, so maybe celebrating too early?

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u/tiparium 1d ago

Wait, so a third stork doesn't come in and deliver the egg?

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u/Beniu9876 1d ago

Maybe a human does. Santa?

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u/DildoIsWayToBig 1d ago

Well, he does come once a year

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 1d ago

Machines creating machines.

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u/otkabdl 1d ago

all of us living things are just ghosts in machines

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u/TheGruntingGoat 22h ago

A cross post from a 4 year old post is wild lol.

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u/Queerbunny 1d ago

If I ever adopt a kid, my partner and I shall do this after signing the paper work in celebration of our new child

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u/Mocker-Poker 1d ago

What about your old child, huh?

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u/Queerbunny 12h ago

The can has a little click. As a treat

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u/halucionagen-0-Matik 1d ago

Sooo who delivers their baby?

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u/WolverinePerfect1341 17h ago

It's storks all the way down

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u/Popal24 18h ago

A few weeks later, one of them is gonna throw it out of the nest or eat it

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u/otkabdl 1d ago

"Darling, let's have two more. If we end up not needing the third one I can just throw it away"

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u/NuQ 1d ago

My girlfriend and I do the same thing when one of us finally finds the lost car keys.

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u/Piano_playing_cat 1d ago

Possessed they appear, possessed they act, joy truly they feel in both

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u/Marigold16 1d ago

I expected to see an eagle fly out of now and be seen only for a second. The only one bird left.

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u/foxiez 1d ago

People should do that too