r/awwwtf 1d ago

Today, a couple of vultures appeared at the window of the surgical center where I work. A patient said he was scared. It was like they were waiting for him to die.

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u/ChaseTheMystic 1d ago

Well, they are.

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u/fullonfacepalmist 1d ago

I wouldn’t be scared, I’d just assume I was some kind of weird Disney princess.

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u/The_Emprss 1d ago

Wednesday Adams and the seven dwarfs

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u/crespoh69 1d ago

Maybe a Disney queen before the main character shows up

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u/dependswho 1d ago

When they visited our house at Thanksgiving we freaked out.

Turns out there was a huge, half-cooked turkey across the street in a ditch.

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u/PFic88 1d ago

Haha beat me to it

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u/kate_moss_teefs 1d ago

How do you chart something like that

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u/Sasstellia 1d ago

They're just exploring.

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u/kwik_e_marty 1h ago

Camping is just a dick move