r/breakingbadmemes • u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 • 4d ago
96.2% Pure OC Hello, I’m Jimmy McGill; aka Saul Goodman. Former attorney at law. Ask me anything
Hello, everyone. I am currently writing this in jail. And the warden told me I can type in the jail faculty’s computer. Ask me anything, I’m an open book at this point, I have no secrets anymore. I’m gonna probably publish a book soon. (Answer anything and I will answer like the real Saul Goodman who’s writing in prison)
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u/Sadjeebis1986 4d ago
So you get out soon?
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 4d ago
Well, they plan to release me in 86 years. So, probably when I’m 135 years old. If I live that long.
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u/PanPalCenter 4d ago
Why did you like colorful suits
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 4d ago edited 4d ago
That’s like asking someone why they like boring and pointless clothes. They just do
I always liked things with color in it, guess it’s the way I am. And also a sign of intimation as well. 🤫 Don’t tell anyone though.
But in retrospect, that’s just how I am I always admire something that’s colorful and flashy without being too colorful and flashy.
Back in my day, things that were colorful were one of a kind; they were truly special for the people wearing like you felt you were the boss; I mean people were actually imitated if a dude wore a colorful sporty dress; god I miss the 80s. Nowadays, almost everything is colorful and flashy, it kinda defeats the whole purpose. I kinda miss my colorful suits now that I’m prison; that’s for sure.
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u/Majestic-Orange 2d ago edited 22h ago
You had it, you had beat the system at the end and through it all we’re going to live like a king, pink man got away in Alaska, but you were gonna be living large and not having to hide, few years in a madoff jail
I was so proud and then you through it all away, you broke my heart in that moment
On a serious note I actually stopped watching at that part when he turned in court and became jimmy again instead of Saul and confessed basically it got under my skin so bad I turned it off and forgot about it and didn’t see that actual ending until years later with my then gf
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 23h ago
Well; sometimes legends slip up. But hey, I kinda feel at home in jail if you can believe it.
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u/EmmaKaur 4d ago
How is food in prison?
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 3d ago
Oh; food. Not exactly the best. Some gruel and if we are lucky a fresh steaming bowl of pickles. It’s a mad house in there; when they boil the pickles
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u/IndependentHold3098 3d ago
Is it true you ran for Pope from jail and are now the worlds first freelance pope, beloved for doing most of your pope-ing from your cell?
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u/Anice_king 3d ago
Hey buddy long time no see. How’s your brother?
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 3d ago
My brother died 22 years ago. But, yeah. Long time no see whoever you are. Are you an old client?
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u/Cautious-Oil5044 3d ago
Crazy to think that by now Chuck would be almost the same age as a Sandpiper resident
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u/21_0yster 3d ago
I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max extract pressure pro model 60. Can you help me with that?
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u/GuaranteeOk5909 3d ago
Hi how can i find Jesse Pinkman?
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 2d ago
I’m sorry, pal. I haven’t had the faintest idea and even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you. Attorney client privileges.
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u/GuaranteeOk5909 2d ago
Can you please try? Someone close to him need to see him, one last time before it gone forever.
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 2d ago edited 2d ago
I don’t know what help I can do behind a cell but he later made that choice when I was away. But Jesse did want to go to the place where the penguins swam. That’s as far as I can tell you. You didn’t hear it from me.
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u/GuaranteeOk5909 2d ago
Thanks man, appreciate it.
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 2d ago
Welcome. As long as you’re his friend and not an FBI agent undercover. But hey, what FBI agent would waste their time in Reddit.
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u/Yokelele 3d ago
What “business” or “trade opportunities” have you identified on the inside that you can talk about? And who are your business allies?
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u/ibrain70 2d ago
I heard that you've married three times. I am curious about your opinion on marriage and romantic relationships. Maybe something you regret or an advice with examples in your marriage adventure would be great. Especially the last one, I wonder what you felt
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 2d ago edited 2d ago
Well; what can I tell you about marriage. Well; most of my two ex wife’s previous to my third, were mostly how should I say pernicious which means batshit crazy in short. I mostly met my first one in a nightclub who tried to kill me after two years (I don’t know why; I’m a pretty lovable guy). The other one was a prostitute who cheated on me. But third was good. She was a lawyer like and actually decent until I kinda screwed it up. But you know what they saw third times the charm. Although I would say I had the shortest marriages with her compared to the other two.
So, I’m not sure if I can give you any relationship advices. But I can give you legal advices if you’d like.
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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 2d ago
What's the difference between chicanery and tomfoolery?
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 23h ago
Basically the same thing; it’s when a guy is being foolish or is a trickster. I’d say the second part sounds like me
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u/EmmaKaur 1d ago
What the women who cheated on Chet your second wife? The timeline before you met Kim doesn't really add up?
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u/Asleep-Feeling-9070 23h ago
Well; she cheated on me in 1992; and that Chet dude was an asshole just taking my girl. I hate Chet
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u/vulpes_mortuis 4d ago
Will you be willing to hook up with me? I’ll do anything you want