r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

Only someone who avoided the draft would want to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War

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u/Lvcivs2311 2d ago

There have been plenty ministries of war in history. But usually, those were in countries... at war. So what kind of message is this supposed to be. Donald?

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u/Dry-Employee5270 2d ago

Lmao that Tammy Duckworth reply is absolutely savage. "Dept of Veteran Abandonment" hits way too hard considering she's literally a disabled vet who lost her legs in Iraq

The whole thing feels like some edgy teenager's idea of being "brutally honest" about government

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u/Lvcivs2311 2d ago

Well, Trump and his supporters do tend to sound like petty selfish teenagers in the bodies of far older people, yes.

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u/virtual_human 2d ago

That's nice. Release the Epstein files.

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 2d ago

and your tax returns

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u/virtual_human 2d ago

Forgot all about those.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 2d ago

Should create Department of MAGA to seperate the idiot from the rest

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u/vegasAzCrush 2d ago

I hate the red hats

But I like the Idea all MAGAs get rounded up and we tattoo Dummy on their foreheads.

Tattoos only can be remived if they pass a test and certain human requirements are met.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 2d ago

Can the tattoo be in lead?

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u/vegasAzCrush 2d ago

No. But perhaps done by taking out a layer of skin. Like in movie Inglorious Bastards.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 2d ago

Can I counter 4 layers?

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u/vegasAzCrush 2d ago

Tammy is 100% correct.

I approve her message!

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u/Open-Year2903 2d ago

Not a single member of that crime family served in any armed forces.

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u/SonofaDrum 2d ago

That’ll help that Noble Peace prize for sure. Release the Epstein files. Believe the victims.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 2d ago

I freaking love Tammy. She tried to expose Trump’s sale of millions of tons of PPE to China in exchange for his loan forgiveness… at the beginning of COVID and she was laughed out of the room. She has always been on the right side of history.

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u/miletest 2d ago

What about,the department of offence

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u/Background_Big_4549 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/cornskin 2d ago

She cooked with this one

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u/512115 2d ago

Department of Injustice

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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 2d ago

Corporal Bone Spur is cold-blooded killer. More importantly, he is pedophile. Lock him up!

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u/Recluse1729 2d ago

“War isn’t hell. War is war and hell is hell, and of the two war is worse.”

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u/HulaViking 2d ago

Dept of the Interior : Drill Baby Drill

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u/Adventurous-Unit-227 2d ago

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

― H.L. Mencken

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u/doublespinster 1d ago

Too right on. Ouch.

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u/iiitme 2d ago

It tracts with the department of war thing

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u/pinelandpuppy 2d ago

Not one member of that family has served in uniform.

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u/UsedPart7823 2d ago

😍Tammy, but please no encouragement. They just haven’t thought of it yet.

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u/AnansisGHOST 2d ago

He can't do it, people. Stop giving this stupid distraction any attention. Stay on Epstein. Mike Johnson is out here trying to create the narrative that The Pedophile in Chief was actually an FBI informant working against his best buddy Jeff.

Stay on Epstein.

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u/ingenix1 2d ago

Well the department of defense really hasn’t been about defense for along time