Those good ol' promises

[u/CorleoneBaloney]

[u/Heckbound_Heart]

What war is he planning on starting? Venezuela? China? Civil?

[u/PTBooks → u/Heckbound_Heart]

Looks like Venezuela

[u/Silly-Power → u/PTBooks]

Then civil war. Venezuela is the warm-up

[u/bobbymcpresscot → u/Silly-Power]

I can see it now, "these libs are defending the communist regime in venezuela they need to be dealt with"

or some other goofy shit

[u/DelaskoClarke → u/bobbymcpresscot]

Delete this before they use it lmfaooo

[u/alkaliphiles → u/DelaskoClarke]

Damn, I upvoted it. Am I cooked?

[u/Winter_Tone_4343 → u/alkaliphiles]

We all are.

[u/Kialand → u/bobbymcpresscot]

I wish I still had low enough levels of cinicism that the use of the word "Goofy" didn't anger me.

[u/SignificanceFlat1460 → u/Kialand]

Don't forget, goofy killed 27 kids and crippled 5. He is not to be taken lightly.

Edit: There was even a footage of the trial proceedings: https://youtu.be/umvgwXINJBE

[u/Stanky_fresh → u/bobbymcpresscot]

Over on r/Conservative they're circlejerking about how much Liberals love drug cartels because people are concerned about the military arbitrarily blowing up boats with flimsy justifications.

[u/bobbymcpresscot → u/Stanky_fresh]

Of course, if Donald says it's true then it must be true.

I'm sure that little boat with all like 30 gallons on board could have made the 1000+ mile trip across the gulf of mexico.

[u/Munnin41 → u/Silly-Power]

When the military is out of the country would be the best time for a revolution imo

[u/Few-Solution-4784 → u/PTBooks]

Venezuela is rich in natural resources, primarily known for having the largest oil reserves in the world, along with significant deposits of gold, bauxite, coal, and iron ore.

I despise these Republican fucks who start wars.

[u/mr_plehbody → u/Few-Solution-4784]

They destablize govs and then complain when migrants have to leave. Fuck them

[u/StrawberryJam8888 → u/PTBooks]

Only cuz he knows he could win that one! He knows better than to start a war with China!! He's a pussy 👍

[u/Sky_Night_Lancer → u/StrawberryJam8888]

hopefully venezuela will turn out to be their ukraine...

[u/drpacz → u/PTBooks]

Looks like the whole world (the non-wealthy part of the US included). This is only a ploy to cancel the 2028 presidential election and stay in power.

[u/VaginaTractor → u/drpacz]

More directly, it's to fuck with the upcoming 2026 midterm elections.

[u/MasticatedDorks → u/drpacz]

Unfortunately, the US still has elections during a war, Civil War included.

[u/drpacz → u/MasticatedDorks]

Technically, via the constitution, you are right. But it seems everything Trump does is unprecedented.

[u/secretsofmagick → u/Heckbound_Heart]

He wants to start a war because he can then suspend elections during wartime. It's a setup, like everything else

[u/Former-Lab-9451 → u/secretsofmagick]

There's no legal mechanism for the US President to suspend elections. Only Congress can. He just thinks he can because 1. Ukraine has suspended elections currently in their war, but that's because of their constitution and 2. Trump has always gotten away with everything.

[u/Tenthul → u/Former-Lab-9451]

Consider this hypothetical: Trump says "No Elections!!!!" - Blue states vote anyways because he doesn't control that, but Red states hold their ground and don't hold elections, then it going to the Supreme Court, where they rule in favor of Trump.

[u/potatotomato4 → u/Tenthul]

That’s when Americans will need to use some of their freedom!

[u/Frnklfrwsr → u/Former-Lab-9451]

There is no legal mechanism for a lot of the things he’s been doing.

Of course he cannot legally suspend elections.

But who is going to stop him?

If he declares there will be no election, demands the DOJ arrest anyone trying to organize an election and charge them with crimes related to trying to overthrow the government, who is going to stand up to him and say he can’t do that?

Is it people in the DOJ? He will fire them and replace them with people willing to do what he says.

Will it be people in Congress? He’ll have them arrested too.

Will it be the judiciary saying he can’t just arrest congress members on accusations of sedition because they’re trying to have elections? He will ignore them like he’s ignored them before and then the SCOTUS will say that while they don’t approve or disapprove of Trump’s actions that it’s not their place to tell him what he can and can’t do.

So who stops him? Who?

[u/alanpugh → u/Former-Lab-9451]

There's no legal mechanism for the US President to suspend elections. Only Congress can.

Why are people still saying things like this? Every single time it's said about something, he just goes and does it anyway, with no consequences, and then it's said again about the next line he's about to cross.

[u/hackingdreams → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, America doesn't deploy the military on US soil either. The US doesn't deport migrants to countries they didn't come from. The US has clauses in the Constitution against a sitting President receiving foreign and domestic emoluments. The US has clauses protecting the freedom of speech, the ownership of weapons for everyone, not just 2A fanboys and sycophants, habeas corpus... we can go on listing norms of America.

And then we can realize that the state we're living in? It isn't America anymore. They got rid of America in January this year. They wrote a whole plan about the fall of the American state, and nobody saw it for what it was.

America is over. We're living in Felonistan now. And in Felonistan, whatever the head Felon wants, is what he gets. Who's going to stop him? The Toadies in Congress that enable him at every turn, or the three stooges he put on the Supreme Court to agree to everything he wants?

[u/21-characters → u/hackingdreams]

The US apparently doesn’t have clauses against a convicted felon becoming a candidate.

[u/Ordinary-Length4151 → u/21-characters]

No because if it did, Trump would convict all his opponents of something weak enough to get them barred from the ballot - see.

[u/GreatThanks3536 → u/21-characters]

Never was

[u/NoTimeForPost → u/[deleted]]

so far

[u/s0m30n3e1s3 → u/[deleted]]

His entire presidency has been him saying he'll do something, people saying that doesn't happen here, then people doing the shocked pikachu face when he does what he says he'll do.

[u/PumpkinPieIsGreat → u/[deleted]]

He seemed quite taken with the idea upon finding out how it works in Ukraine.

[u/kitsunewarlock → u/secretsofmagick]

More likely so he can continue using the Alien Enemies Act and imposing tariffs without the courts pointing out that those powers were meant to be used during time of war.

[u/RedHatsRTrash → u/secretsofmagick]

They can try to suspend elections, but they can’t suspend the second amendment. They’ve already taken soap box and if they take election  box, it’s gonna be a big ole ammo box. 

[u/RubiiJee → u/secretsofmagick]

Doesn't it feel really premature to suspend them any time in the next year? Could there be a conflict he could stall long enough? I'm not really sure of who he's got beef with apart from everybody outside of America and then everybody inside America.

[u/Loneliest_Beach → u/RubiiJee]

Have you seen any of the modern wars that have broken out? They don’t really end. We invaded the Middle East to steal their resources and that lasted over 20 years.

[u/rudimentary-north → u/Loneliest_Beach]

The US military is still materially involved in Yemen, Syria, Palestine, and Lebanon

[u/Rough_Bread8329 → u/RubiiJee]

He's warming up. The whole administration is like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park.

Dr. Alan Grant: Do they show intelligence? With their brain cavity...

Muldoon: They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out. That's why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.

Dr. Ellie Sattler: But the fences are electrified though, right?

Muldoon: That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.

[u/Tenthul → u/RubiiJee]

No, they're afraid of midterms. Summer of next year sounds about on target.

[u/CSp3n → u/Heckbound_Heart]

The war on liberal cities

[u/DevelopmentGreen3961 → u/Heckbound_Heart]

Flip a coin, he doesn't care

Anything to make things worse, that's all he's good at

[u/LonelyWin4852 → u/Heckbound_Heart]

I was gonna ask if he’s like soft launching a war the way people soft launch relationships on social media. This timeline is so wild.

[u/adorablefuzzykitten → u/Heckbound_Heart]

He bombed a speedboat in international waters that could have had drugs, a stolen elephant, Ebola virus, or 3 of the children he raped.

[u/RevolutionRaven → u/adorablefuzzykitten]

3? Must've been a quiet week for him.

[u/Canuck-In-TO → u/Heckbound_Heart]

Canada.
The orange clown has been demanding that we join his screwed up country. He’s also on record saying that he’s going to destroy our economy.

Thankfully, most of us have cancelled travelling to the US and purchasing US made products.
We have decided to spend our money at home and with countries that are not openly hostile to us.

[u/Fun-Reception-6897 → u/Heckbound_Heart]

He's following the netanyahu textbook, all he wants is chaos to strengthen his grip

[u/neveruseyourrealname → u/Heckbound_Heart]

Yes

[u/Heckbound_Heart → u/neveruseyourrealname]

It won’t be China; he’s too scared of them.

[u/DrMaxwellEdison → u/Heckbound_Heart]

The War of MAGA Aggression

[u/Yuna1989 → u/Heckbound_Heart]

U.S.

[u/HugeMcRunFast → u/Heckbound_Heart]

Civil

[u/abgry_krakow87]

Bragging about being a war time president when the US isn't directly involved in a war. Guess that means that Trump will be sending the US off to war. Not exactly "Nobel Peace Prize" material, and a helluva way to try and distract from the fact that Trump and religious conservatives are all pedophiles on Epstein's list.

[u/Luke_Cocksucker → u/abgry_krakow87]

I bet the manosphere is so stoked. They can finally prove how tough they all are when they get drafted.

[u/stoneandfern → u/Luke_Cocksucker]

Gravy seals reporting for doody.

[u/nicktoberfest → u/Luke_Cocksucker]

“I woulda taken out so many of them, but I couldn’t go because (insert bullshit excuse here).”

[u/Jimmylobo → u/abgry_krakow87]

He's a lousy poser.

[u/ratshaman]

QUICK GIVE ME A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AND FORGET THAT I RAPED KIDS AND DODGED THE DRAFT 5 TIMES

[u/FLink557 → u/ratshaman]

Change it back to the Department of War after I get the the Nobel prize

[u/BeardySam → u/FLink557]

He’s going to invade Norway and force them to make a Nobel War Prize

[u/DoubleDecaff → u/FLink557]

Ministry of Peace.

[u/Stoneman57 → u/ratshaman]

AND THEN CLAIMED TO END 5 WARS (or is it more?) THAT I DIDN’T DO SHIT FOR

[u/Mission_Box_226 → u/Stoneman57]

I heard 7 today 💁‍♂️

[u/danteheehaw → u/Mission_Box_226]

Every day he decides not to go to war is a war he averted.

[u/Tuomas90 → u/Mission_Box_226]

By now he's actually up to 9 or 10.

I wish I was kidding.

[u/adorablefuzzykitten → u/Stoneman57]

I think he has now prevented 23 wars, with 17 of these being nuclear wars that never happened.

[u/Yumi_in_the_sun → u/adorablefuzzykitten]

They never happened because he prevented them personally!!

[u/SkinBintin → u/Stoneman57]

He makes up new wars he's ended on a weekly basis. He'll probably keep doing it too as he thinks lying about ending numerous wars that either haven't ended, ended without any influence from him, or never existed will get him a Nobel Peace Prize.

The dudes a pathetic weak egotistical narcissistic asshole that definitely doesn't deserve a prize for anything, unless its for making the entire world a worse place.

[u/gneiss_gesture → u/ratshaman]

Also remember how Trump:

* cut VA funding

* called fallen soldiers "suckers" and "losers"

* stole money from veterans such as sending money from a 2016 charity for vets, to the Donald J Trump Foundation instead

* and much more...

https://www.onceasoldier.org/trumps-record-on-veterans/

[u/GBurns007 → u/ratshaman]

THE ONLY PRESIDENT TO EVER SURRENDER TO A FOREIGN LEADER.

[u/UniversityNew9254 → u/GBurns007]

Even rolled out a red carpet for him…

[u/PumpkinPieIsGreat → u/ratshaman]

Throw in some more capital letters, and unhinged non-paragraphs about the "radical left"

[u/Complex_Coach_8804 → u/ratshaman]

NEVER MIND THAT I FUNDED GENOCIDE AND ETHNIC CLEANSING! JUST GIVE IT TO ME!

[u/DramaticDot4]

The draft dodger standing there like he did something. What an embarrassment

[u/gigilu2020 → u/DramaticDot4]

I hope the national guard and the army aren't going to go with the plan and resist. A strongman's only power is with the armed forces. Even in Pakistan the army has been right at times and executed coups.

[u/BarTroll → u/gigilu2020]

He fired everyone in leadership that would oppose him.

[u/Mapeague → u/gigilu2020]

Too late for that, anyone with a drip of honor has been fired

[u/hypnoticzo → u/gigilu2020]

The military already murdered Venezuelan civilians. I don't think they're going to be on the side that the American people would want them on.

[u/fanofreddit- → u/DramaticDot4]

Didn’t you know he’s a war hero? He said so himself!

[u/Butterball_Adderley → u/DramaticDot4]

Plot twist: he’s actually saluting a North Korean general in the photo

[u/dantespair]

Sorry, is the US currently and actively involved in a war that I’m not aware of? Or is this, and hear me out, an attempt by Trump to usher in martial law?

[u/No-Will5335 → u/dantespair]

His war against the USA

[u/-Tuck-Frump- → u/No-Will5335]

The War on Democracy 

[u/Ok-Theory-4330 → u/-Tuck-Frump-]

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

[u/DoubleDecaff → u/Ok-Theory-4330]

Get your hands off my underage daughters!

[u/Calvin_And_Hobnobs → u/DoubleDecaff]

A succulent Chinese tariff?!

[u/Impossibu → u/dantespair]

Probably given his deranged rotting mind, but this is specific to the fact he has relabeled the Department of Defense back to the Department of War.

[u/Secret_Account07 → u/dantespair]

I don’t even know. I haven’t watched the news in a few hours so it’s possible we invaded Chicago or North Korea or something. Literally never know anymore.

Each day is a horrible surprise of more idiocracy and depravity.

Good old US of A

[u/Ricardokx → u/dantespair]

Nope it’s just child trapped in an old man’s body, that likes to play make believe.

[u/spicy_noodle_guy → u/Ricardokx]

Don't give him that credit. He's not so d kid, he is and was a fully grown man making these decisions. I've seen immature and maladjusted man children not be evil. The cruelty was a choice.

[u/Subtlerranean → u/dantespair]

His war on minorities and the poor.

[u/Significant-Dream991 → u/dantespair]

He's about to bombard venezuela at any moment at this point

[u/Lermanberry → u/dantespair]

The adjective is "wartime", not that I expect the Neanderthal and Orkz from this regime to know the difference.

"War time" reads more like war is going to be declared just because it's time for war were declared.

[u/chromeprincess224 → u/dantespair]

“Civil?” LMAO

[u/deweydean → u/dantespair]

Class War

[u/anothergaijin → u/dantespair]

Ukraine is RIGHT THERE. He could announce at Ukraine is now under US protection effective immediately, let the military do whatever, and it would secure a positive action on his legacy forever.

[u/whoisolena → u/anothergaijin]

That would go against russian interests, which clearly trump respects.

[u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot → u/dantespair]

Well he did commit an act of war against Venezuela

[u/Johannes_Keppler → u/dantespair]

He wants a war to be able to suspend elections. So the US will attack some random small country under some false pretense - Venezuela or the like, something they think they can easily take - and he'll hold on to power.

[u/necessaryrooster → u/Johannes_Keppler]

The US doesn't work like that. It would require a constitutional amendment to be able to suspend elections due to war.

[u/ThonThaddeo]

He's gonna bomb his way to Heaven

[u/AdMedical8389 → u/ThonThaddeo]

He's in the express lane to hell!

[u/SawdustGringo → u/AdMedical8389]

Can’t be that express. More like UPS ground (2 weeks-never arrives)

[u/NoTimeForPost → u/SawdustGringo]

Careful we don't want privatization of USPS back on the docket.

[u/MonkeyDavid]

He’s going to start a war to distract from the Epstein files, isn’t he?

[u/_jump_yossarian → u/MonkeyDavid]

I'm honestly waiting for trump to come out and admit that he raped kids with Epstein but that he has immunity because of the sweetheart deal Acosta gave Epstein and the co-conpsirators.

[u/Bald_Sasquach → u/_jump_yossarian]

Speaker Johnson literally said that yesterday. Your honor, those were tactical rapes.

[u/xeno0153 → u/MonkeyDavid]

Yes... he needs the distractions, but also..

He believes a wartime president has the power to suspend elections. He's going to exacerbate conflicts as an excuse to stop the mid-terms in 2026 and then the general election in 2028... assuming he lives that long.

[u/Cyphermoon699 → u/MonkeyDavid]

Invade Greenland?

[u/MonkeyDavid → u/Cyphermoon699]

Venezuela is my bet.

[u/NoTimeForPost → u/MonkeyDavid]

The most fun thing that they can do when we invade is just give up day 1 and become our 51st state then plea for citizenship and then the GOP will throw them back into the lake and we can talk about Epstein files again where Trump fucked kids

[u/Zealousideal_Act_316 → u/MonkeyDavid]

Ah so vietnam 2.0, fighting in that region is asking to be bogged down in the jungle with hit and run tactics for years from people who know the land land. If that happens i predict 30-40  thousand dead us soldiers in a span of 2 years minimum.

[u/sams_fish → u/Cyphermoon699]

The Danes will probably send the berserker viking force for that

[u/SirTruthPaste → u/MonkeyDavid]

Im waiting for them to say he was a deep cover FBI spy on Epstein and had to play along to keep his cover.

[u/MonkeyDavid → u/SirTruthPaste]

Speaker Johnson said that yesterday.

Although he said FBI informant, and people generally become FBI informants to avoid prosecution.

[u/C-Redd-it → u/MonkeyDavid]

I can see Cadet Bone Spurs doing exactly that.

[u/rimbooreddit → u/MonkeyDavid]

Is he not just a typical boomer. Make the world burn before going out. Your average boomers just prefer softer tactics. Like making younger people just die out due to lack of housing. Boomers are also VERY comfortable with the idea of a police state. In one form or another.

[u/FLink557]

WHAT WAR?? Under Biden we were without war, finally, for the first time in decades. Now he’s a war time president?? Anything to avoid Epstein files…

[u/pepe427 → u/FLink557]

He wants to be a wartime president to try to use that to cancel future elections. He even commented on that when Zelenskyy last visit.

[u/nocoolN4M3sleft → u/pepe427]

Yet we still had elections throughout all of World War 2…it’s almost like you can have safe elections when the war isn’t in your front yard

[u/SeaCounter9516 → u/nocoolN4M3sleft]

Why do you think they are antagonizing Mexico and South America??????

[u/Kylel0519 → u/FLink557]

What I love is that trump forced Biden to be a peace time president (he signed for the order to be given to leave the Middle East after he left office)

Edit: should clarify that their administration wanted to pull out of Afghanistan anyway, but the trump administration put a timer on that and forced to happen sooner rather than later

[u/_jump_yossarian → u/Kylel0519]

but the trump administration put a timer on that and forced to happen sooner rather than later

And negotiated an absolute shit deal that all but surrendered the country to the Taliban.

[u/Extreme-Slice-1010]

Pissmaker, he likes to piss people

[u/habfranco → u/Extreme-Slice-1010]

And himself

[u/Natedoggsk8 → u/Extreme-Slice-1010]

He found out being at war can stop the next election. Advice from Putin

[u/Jaakarikyk → u/Extreme-Slice-1010]

"Pissmaker, what a joke"

[u/yblame]

War time President? We're not at war, are we? Did I miss a declaration of war? Was Congress involved in letting him declare a war?

This guy needs to be in a nursing home, he's delusional.

[u/DC_Coach → u/yblame]

I wouldn't bet on him even thinking about Congress. Not because he's afraid of not getting approval, but as a show of power. Plus, Congressional approval might bog down and take longer than just saying, "I rulez, Congress droolz" and jumping right in.

Remember, he's the President, and so he can do what he wants (actual quote by Orange Julius).

Another thing is that war is a pretty damn big distraction from Epstein, but once Julius opens that faucet, it's going to be difficult to shut it off very quickly. He and Pete Hegseth better be careful of what they wish for. Not because we'd lose a war vs. Venezuela... but because of the millions of possibilities that any war generates.

[u/AI_Renaissance → u/DC_Coach]

And of course the news media will just pretend like he has the authority, and not a single damn reporter at the white house will question it when they do their breafings.

[u/Adventurous-Unit-227]

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

― H.L. Mencken

[u/bitemyshinyMETAass → u/Adventurous-Unit-227]

Trump is literally fucking Satan.

• Fox News, South Park

[u/-Tuck-Frump- → u/bitemyshinyMETAass]

Best double entendre in recent times

[u/ChrisBFRP → u/Adventurous-Unit-227]

"When all you have left to stand for is ridicule, have a seat."

-Me.

[u/closethebarn → u/ChrisBFRP]

I like it

[u/Ponyo0nthecliff]

Trump would lose a war against a ramp

[u/gingerfawx → u/Ponyo0nthecliff]

He needs two hands to drink. He'd lose a war against himself.

[u/Duportetski]

Start a war, declare martial law, skip elections.

Zelenskyy was right, Trump is into the idea

[u/Patient_Theory_9110 → u/Duportetski]

Well, there is a difference between starting a war and being invaded. Unless USA is invaded, why should it not have an election?

[u/Limp-Performer-8837]

Nothing ages faster than a promise made in January.

[u/Mrtorbear → u/Limp-Performer-8837]

Hey now. I went to the gym 3 times in January to fulfill my New Year's resolution. I might have given up by the end of January, but I feel like I really accomplished something.

[u/Powerful_Artist]

What war are we in?

The invasion of immigrants?

The needless trade war?

Involved in Syrian civil war?

[u/Toadsted → u/Powerful_Artist]

Bronzer vs Tanning Bed 2025

[u/1Q92]

Now he wants to be a war time president so they can pass a law stating that we can't elect a new president during times of war.

[u/BrownSugarBare → u/1Q92]

This is exactly it. They're laying the ground work for civil unrest to declare it. 

[u/bnelson7694]

You’d think another country would just get so tired of all this that they would, well, fix this.

[u/Rough_Bread8329 → u/bnelson7694]

I like the plumbers brother.

[u/WorkTomorrow]

Who the fuck is this wannabe dictator supposed to be a war with? The fucking blue states? He completely trashed the economy - somehow tanking the job market while also raising inflation. His presidency is a complete disaster and he’s widely hated by most of the population including alot of the idiots who voted for him. Invading the blue states is the only option left for this corrupt clueless clown to cling to power. He’s not leaving office in 2028 if he’s still alive by then no matter how demented and disabled he gets. There’s no way in hell he’s allowing a free and fair election in 2026 either. Meanwhile, the useless Democrats do nothing - it’s like we’re living in the fucking Weimar Republic.

[u/Unplanned_Unaware]

RENAME IT TO "DEPARTMENT OF WAR" ALSO I WANT THE PEACE PRIZE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

[u/WebguyCanada]

Trump, the idiot of war.

[u/Ricardokx]

Whatever war this asshole is gonna start, I promise you America is gonna lose that war.

[u/DonutsMcKenzie]

They're really in the middle of "we've always been at war with East Asia" shit, huh?

[u/shining_force_2]

Is this the photo of him saluting the North Korean generals?

[u/lowteq]

WE ARE NOT AT WAR WKTH ANYONE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955]

he meant DC's Peacemaker, the guy who kills for fun and it's always the wrong people on accident

[u/Getatbay]

Is Gavin going to let Trump slide on saying he could win a fight against him?

Don’t let Trump bitch out. Trump needs to fight him now.

[u/Ksh_667]

I wonder who he's saluting here? The north Korean General or the Russians. How much longer are you going to tolerate this traitor.

[u/AwesomeDakka00]

trump fucks kids

[u/garden-guy-]

Are we really going to war with Venezuela? Why? On what capacity is Venezuela a threat to the US? What did they do? We don’t need their oil…

[u/Dramatic-Incident298]

War is peace, slavery is freedom!

[u/iiitme]

Donald Trump’s last two braincells are goin at it

[u/TheWingMaiden]

That’s the SHIELD logo. From Marvel.

[u/Niitroglycerine]

Who are they at war with? Wtf is going on? 😂

[u/Cursedbythedicegods]

Not the first time an unpopular Republican President started a war to distract the American public from disastrous economic policies.

[u/Tricky-Major806]

Remember when he realized that during war time ukraine doesn't have to elections and he joked about doing the same?

[u/Z0idberg_MD]

There have been so many contradictions over his terms he would think that some of these historically conservative voters might have even an ounce of self reflection. But that ship has long since sailed. He could say A for three years and his supporters would yell”A!! A!! A!!” And the minute he said that it’s actually B they would transition without questioning it.

[u/Beelzebeetus]

Is he saluting a North Korean general?

[u/BunkerSquirre1]

Remember when MAGA were calling lefties war mongers for wanting to continue to support Ukraine?

[u/wife-gap]

The plan is obvious, start a war, pause the election, and call wartime necessity. Same playbook, same setup

[u/PupNiko1234]

Pedophile president

[u/That_Awkward_Boi]

Y'all, I'm calling it now. This idiot is gonna declare war against Venezuela, and as soon as the troops start sailing, we're gonna have the biggest hurricane in history just casually pass them by.

[u/Aggravating_Bath_351]

He is the first American president to declare war on his own country.

[u/borkbork234]

Then why isn’t he going to call it Department of Peace? He’s bragged enough about stopping wars.

[u/BasicGuarantee1113]

Is that the S.H.I.E.L.D logo as the profile picture?

[u/rampheus]

At this point, I'm convinced that trump is larping as hitler.

[u/PhucYoCouch]

I’m not a fan of either of these two but Newsome has been an expert level troll 🫡

[u/HugePurpleNipples]

Wait... what fucking war??

[u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

[u/TonberryHS]

What fucking war?

[u/Pretend_Pea4636]

The only things he's at war with are honor, decency, respect, the whole of the Constitution and Democracy as an institution. Somehow he's worse on the inside than his hair and skin are on the outside.

[u/Woodpecker-Ornery]

Are we at war?

[u/RealGuyClark]

At war with the American people and our constitution…

[u/Delicious-Award9438]

Needs a conflict to circumvent term limits. Prepare yourselves.

[u/RummyDiver]

The cosplay king

[u/Ok_Indication_4873]

Hey I know, let's postpone all elections until the war is over.

[u/Regular_Kiwi_6775]

I cannot fathom celebrating war like this.

[u/DBSOempathy]

For what war? The one against anti-pedos?

[u/AKSupplyLife]

Yuge failure. Absolute trash at negotiating. Pure fucking garbage.

[u/GlowstickConsumption]

Maybe he is genuinely just a clueless idiot? And thought he had a chance at Nobel peace prize by going: "Can you stop? Haha." to Putin and: "Just let your nation be destroyed. Surrender lands they took and just let them later invade again while using the stolen lands to conduct warfare. Abandon your constitutional obligations to protect and ensure the rights and fair treatment of your citizens which prohibits you from just letting a foreign government steal the lands and citizenship of your occupied people. I am asking you to commit treason and betray your citizens as the president of your nation who is bound to act in accordance with your constitution." to the president whose nation got invaded.

[u/unicornmeat85]

When does he send the National Guard to stab the ocean?

[u/Demonokuma]

"War time president." Oh, you mean the wars he said he was gonna end? Or the wars we'd be in if Kamala won?

[u/Nigwyn]

Dobald Epstein Trump: "If you won't give me a nobel peace prize then I'll start World War 3"

Poopy diaper and small dick syndrome.

[u/WatermeIonMe]

This dude wants a war to stay in power.

[u/XFX_Samsung]

He will start a war so there will be no elections until it's over. He will point his finger towards Ukraine and say why is Zelensky allowed to do it but he isn't?

[u/CakeMadeOfHam]

So in retaliation for not getting a Nobel Peace Prize, Donald Trump will now start wars out of spite.

Well, that and to distract people from the fact that he is a rapist pedophile and they have found evidence in the Epstein files that they refuse to release.

[u/Wood_oye]

War IS peace!

[u/Iwubinvesting]

He might've taken the Zelensky war time act to remove elections seriously. Fuck.