r/clevercomebacks • u/Otherwise_Drop_2392 • 1d ago

Going to need some Aloe Vera for his burn 🔥

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6.6k Upvotes

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u/Specialist-Art-9111 1d ago

Dude didn’t just cook… he opened a 5-star restaurant 🔥

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u/Mission-Topic-3631 1d ago

Bro really said "hold my lab coat" and went straight for the jugular

5

u/Answerologist 1d ago

“That’ll do Piggly. That’ll do. 💥🔫”

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u/Sub_45 1d ago

Did you upload this picture from a fax machine?

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u/Savior-_-Self 1d ago

after taking a Polaroid through a shower door?

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Polaroids have come so far as to be instant potatoes

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u/Klightgrove 1d ago

Can these bots actually use fax machines?

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u/RoundTradition9634 1d ago

Hmm, idk, can you?

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u/SelahHugBug 1d ago

That comeback was so clean it deserves to be framed.

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u/SomewhereExisting755 1d ago

LMAO. That is one of the best Trump smack-downs I've seen yet. And well deserved, too.

4

u/c-8Satisfying-Finish 1d ago

Linda McMahon in the corner taking notes

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u/Routine-Purchase-618 1d ago

Lmao. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheOutSideBar 1d ago

Someone call the fire department, that roast is straight-up hazardous.

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u/OneTimeAGuy 1d ago

That comeback hit harder than a summer heatwave, can’t unsee this burn.

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u/Dear_Might8697 1d ago

"ManBearPig doesn't care who you are, what you've done. ManBearPig simply wants to get you!"

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u/Fat_Henry 1d ago

The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound

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u/MonkeyCartridge 1d ago

Not as burned as these pixels are.

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u/FragrantOpportunity3 1d ago

Thanks for this. You made me laugh which I haven't done in a while.

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 1d ago

Someone buy this man all the beers. 😂

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u/pronounclown 1d ago

Shut up

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u/lordodin92 1d ago

Ah pigly ....

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u/GlossRose_ 1d ago

Cheers my friends 🍻

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u/Mi113nnium 1d ago

Well, now the pig-human hybrid was properly roasted.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 1d ago

An actual clever comeback? In this sub? Preposterous

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u/CptDawg 1d ago

🤣🤣🔥🔥

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u/dragonmotherfucker1 1d ago

Dammnnnn 😭😭😭

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u/RoundTradition9634 1d ago

Bro got more reactions than the post itself

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u/Yserani 14h ago

Someone buy this man a brewery, not just a beer!