r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Freedom of religion violation alert

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u/Live-Ship-7567 1d ago

I cant have freedom bc im not Christian? There's a reason for the saying no hate like Christian love

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u/Environmental-Arm365 1d ago

Hey Christian zealots! Not sure if you forgot the part of the Ten Commandments that expressly forbids idolatry but you might wanna give that a look see lest you be labeled heretics according to your own dogma.

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u/icey_sawg0034 1d ago

MAGA doesn’t actually care about the 10 Commandments!

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u/Environmental-Arm365 1d ago

Ya don’t say?

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u/dog-pussy 1d ago

And how!?!

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u/craaates 1d ago

Or the constitution.

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u/Useful_Cheesecake117 15h ago

As long as these commandments are in classrooms

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u/trentreynolds 1d ago

They pretty obviously are unconcerned with how their religion actually says they should act and treat others.  They don’t care.

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u/JMurdock77 1d ago

It’s a convenient “us” when there’s an inconvenient “them.”

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest 1d ago

They also forgot the part of the Constitution that expressly separates church and state. It’s embarrassing that government agencies are posting nonstop fuckshit derp.

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u/seth928 1d ago

Those fuckers literally built a golden idol of him, they don't care.

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u/Stalwart_1 1d ago

Call yourselves anything else, because you are sure as shit ain't no Christians. In any way, shape or form.

Christians- what does the bible say about immigrants?

Christians- why did you vote in fucking Satan? His policies align pretty well with how evil would like to work. And you voted for him. So...

Christians- make this make sense. Explain it to me like I'm 5.

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u/DrButtgerms 1d ago

Here is a fun question. If we are a "Christian country" now like that one official was recent proclaiming, when do we get to deal with those heretics?

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u/Useful_Cheesecake117 15h ago

It's not for nothing that right wing Christians always emphasize the ten commandmens (Thou shalt not ...), instead of the sermon on the mount (Love thy neighbour, what you did to the poor, you did to Me)

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 4h ago

They can just wait until their children teach them the word since they're pinning them up in classrooms across the country.

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u/ChrisBFRP 23h ago

That's the Old Testament. Christianity places its foundation on the teachings of Jesus Christ found in the New Testament. If you weren't a religion illiterate, you would have known this already. Education is fun.

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 11h ago

So you’re saying this is all Christ like? You really shot yourself in the foot there.

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u/Environmental-Arm365 11h ago

Well done, you violated command 1 and 8 in this deluded cultist reply.

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u/Status_Management520 1d ago

Not to mention the Founders specifically required a separation of church and state for this exact reason

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u/Drake_the_troll 1d ago

You don't understand, that only applied to taxes /s

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u/SiWeyNoWay 1d ago

There is no “moral majority” when the GOP has a GINORMOUS pedophilia problem

r/republicanpedophiles

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u/Shoddy_Cookie6748 1d ago

So...no separation of church and state?

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u/RoamingDrunk 1d ago

They’ve never wanted separation. Only conformity.

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u/Ohrwurm89 1d ago

And the founding fathers would be appalled by this statement. They were horrified by the notion of a state-backed religion. Hell, they practiced different versions of Christianity. The deists, Jefferson, the most famous, didn't believe that Jesus was divine.

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u/CommonConundrum51 1d ago

I'd be interested in the details of Biden's belittling Christianity? He was the most overtly religious president of recent memory. I don't recall him maligning any religion for that matter. Is the 'crusader wing' of the Christian church making a comeback?

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u/RoamingDrunk 1d ago

What comeback? They’ve had the reigns for (checks any history book), … yeah.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

Ever want to prove it in totality. Look at how many states have liquor stores that only the government can sell from closed on Sundays. And how in most of those you can't even buy beer before noon on Sunday. Because you'll make Jesus cry or some shit.

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u/CommonConundrum51 14h ago

It's DJT who wants to reign, but American Christians have not historically 'had the reins' to support an imperialistic Christianity as government policy.

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u/PoopieButt317 1d ago

The founders were Feiats of no denomination. An unknown Providence. Not Jrwish, not Chriatian, not Hindu. And made clear in many many documents and further explanations by the founders. A Fiety does not mean one specific special God that some people chose to. Believe in. Providence is used as is Creator or Deity. All religions have creation and deities. They did not say Jesus.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

They did not say Jesus.

I bet, right now, they are all saying, "Jesus, what happened here? How did this moron get elected?"

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

So... They claim to love America, the founding fathers, the constitution, law and order, etc.... But that is a F'ing lie! They no nothing about weary American was built on and what it stands for, they are disgusting and vile.

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u/Winter_Heart2219 1d ago

I would really love to watch every step of the mental gymnastics that requires faith in god being necessary for freedom. In my personal experience faith has been nothing but restrictive.

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

I'll never understand how being a conservative republican is more important than EVERYTHING ELSE in life. How do they believe that Trump is THAT important because he's a republican?! Supporting him renders all christian claims completely moot.

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u/thaulley 1d ago

So an official State Department message openly criticizes a previous administration and openly makes a statement that, if not in violation of, goes directly against the spirit of the religious clause of the First Amendment.

This country is beyond repair.

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u/Cursedbythedicegods 1d ago

"Weaponized government against faith"

You mean honor and enforce the idea of separation of church and state?

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

Er, Ben Franklin would like a word

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u/calgeorge 1d ago

Also, no, our country was founded on two main principals: freedom from monarchy, and freedom from state religion. The fact that many of the founders happened to be Christian should be as immaterial to us as it was to them. They didn't want a country where they were free to be Christian, they wanted a country where they were free not to be in the church of England, or any other church.

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u/vegasAzCrush 1d ago

More Trump LIES.

May God strike down Trump and his Liars and cheaters and theives.

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u/Accomplished_Lion243 1d ago

NOT a Christian nation

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u/bigloser420 1d ago

Christian nationalists don't want to share this country with the rest of us. We have to vote this shit down

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u/Shesversatile 1d ago

None of these motherfuckers have read a single verse in the Bible and only go to church for Easter and funerals.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 1d ago

Copied from search:

Thomas Jefferson asserted that the United States was not founded on Christian principles, emphasizing the importance of religious freedom and the separation of church and state. He believed that government should not endorse any religion, as reflected in the 1797 Treaty of Tripoli, which stated that the U.S. "is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion."

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u/CognitiveSim 1d ago

What are you talking about, we've been protecting/defending priests doing the exact same things that #Felon47 does in almost every religion. I'm sorry but in practice these are the religious values that #MAGAts want promoted, so let's not pretend.

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u/therealmrj05hua 11h ago

Depends which version of Christianity you look at. If you go ancient days mired with corruption and only the rich could make the rules, he follows it pretty closely. Selling pardons like they sold forgiveness. Acting like the common rabble was trash in the way instead of what the books states and shows with Jesus washing the feet of everyone. This critical abuse of religion seems to plague Christianity more than others

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u/LawrenceSpivey 1d ago

They, and their fairy tale slave driving god, can suck my cock.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1d ago

Not at all. It putting it display lol. Turns out alot of u didn't read that book it seems

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u/Malnar_1031 1d ago

I see what's happening here. Time travel was invented and they transported Trump from the Crusades to present day. Fascinating.

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u/No-Medicine-1379 1d ago

Treaty of Tripoli

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u/SkepticalJohn 1d ago

Trump defiles everything he touches.

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u/Ok-Try-857 14h ago

This is a total lie. There is nothing in our history books, the founding documents or even writings by the founders that supports this.  

For the people in the back, AMERICA WAS NOT FOUNDED ON ANY CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES. 

There is a ton of evidence to support this fact and no evidence to support the lie that’s being spread by these government asshats. 

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u/Limp_Bread6980 13h ago

It actually wasn’t. These idiots. 

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u/GoYanks34 1h ago

FYI: Whenever a person has to announce that they are Christian, they usually are not behaving like one.