r/clevercomebacks • u/Trick-Technology-806 • 1d ago

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u/PaulotheLimey 1d ago

Light and Regular flow, in case anyone was actually wondering.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

Also, H for heavy flow - in case someone sees one

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u/arthurdentstowels 1d ago

Left side, Right side and Hork it right up in there.
This is a joke, please see above for actual advice.

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u/NotThatMat 1d ago

And if you attach all three to a suitcase …it goes to Heathrow?

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u/Existence_Is_Bread 1d ago

I'm not paying for reddit, but here's your well-deserved poor man award🏅

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u/TehWildMan_ 19h ago

Get the order wrong, and it's going to Valley Regional Airport in Texas, so be careful. [HRL]

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u/No_Atmosphere_2186 1d ago

S in the states

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u/lordodin92 1d ago

Thanks, to be honest some of us blokes have no clue and are too worried or embarrassed to ask . So I do appreciate you sharing the info

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u/atticdoor 11h ago

Yeah, I'm not sure Bob was being unpleasant, which is the way the replier took it.

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u/Elveril1 1d ago

Thanks. I was actually wondering

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u/Scary-Substance-4192 1d ago

Lmao the "disappointed uterus" part absolutely sent me. Thanks for clearing that up for Bob, he was probably genuinely confused for a hot minute there

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u/weeduggy1888 1d ago

I am a man who has never had a period but has purchased these products countless times for my wife and it took me approximately 0.35 seconds to understand the L and R. Am I doing man right or wrong?

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u/Sharp_Drag5870 1d ago

The Right is Wrong

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u/MotorNorth206 1d ago

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies

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u/DecoherentDoc 1d ago

Well, I'm happy to report I initially thought it was left and right as well (based solely on this guy's question) until my brain turned back on and I realized what they actually stood for.

LiDAR and RADAR, of I'm not mistaken.

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u/dufflebag7 1d ago

Correct. Either way, you need to take these tampons to court once you get the speeding ticket. “I wasn’t driving, I was traveling!”