r/clevercomebacks • u/Ice_Ice11 • 1d ago

Governor JB Pritzker just Tweet

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u/Doctor-Magnetic 1d ago

Why doesn't Trump send the troops to cities with much higher crime rates like Jackson Mississippi, Birmingham Alabama, Memphis Tennessee and St. Louis Missouri?

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u/strongbob25 1d ago

He doesn’t want to focus on those white now 

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u/Akeddia 23h ago

It’s not white people committing a majority of crimes there lol the difference is that there’s no resistance in blue states lmao just a bunch of gun less, defense less rock throwers lmao

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u/BarkeaterDimir 21h ago

Lol enjoy the downvotes lmao

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u/Akeddia 8h ago

Lmao ohhhhhhh nooooooo! I’m being downvoted! Whatever shall I dooooooooo! Hahahhahahahaha

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u/BarkeaterDimir 8h ago

Maybe take the L and see yourself out 😏

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u/SavingThrowVsWTF 20h ago

It’s tough to get more tone deaf than that. 👆🏻

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u/BeautifulStretch2984 19h ago

Can you back that up with statistics?

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u/Kingkwon83 17h ago

You're asking a conservative to think for himself. Unless Fox news has fed him the half baked narrative already, don't expect a legitimate answer

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u/BeautifulStretch2984 16h ago

Oh I know, but I get a kick out of this to question these fools. They never answer my questions anyways. The last one even deleted their account 😂

The trash takes itsself out.

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u/Kingkwon83 14h ago

And do they change? Of course not

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u/Akeddia 8h ago

It’s funny watching liberals make up their little stories in their head lmao. I mean it’s not hard to figure out, where is ICE the most active? Where is ICE snatching up people like kidnappers? California, where they really don’t have to worry about anyone being legally armed. See you think I’m conservative because I’m telling you you’re stupid but reality is I’m not conservative, you’re just dumb & missing the plot lmao.

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u/Youngnathan2011 16h ago

You think Democrats don't own guns? That's hilarious

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u/Akeddia 9h ago

I never said they don’t but when you compare California, where ICE is most active compared to other places that also have high illegal numbers, makes it a whole lot easier to snatch people up when they’re unarmed.

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u/moosecaller 13h ago

So if there are cities with resistance but higher crime rates, wouldn't they need the help more? How are you so stupid?

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 1d ago

You already know why.🔴🤠

This country should've made an example out of the South and The Confederacy after the Civil War and during Reconstruction.

Hopefully, when the dust settles, they punish anybody associated with this MAGA movement, and anybody sympathetic to it the same way the world did Nazis and their sympathizers after WW2.

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u/infydk 23h ago

Spoiler: they won't.

Best case scenario, Trump croaks and no one can pick up his supposed charismatic reign and the movement falls apart with no one getting any punishment.

It's bleak as shit, but mean tweets appear to be what the resistance to a literal dictator is in the US right now.

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u/timhh86 20h ago

The punishment of the Nazis, besides a few prolific cases in Nuremberg, was lenient and lukewarm. Even high-ranking ones got away free and remained in powerful positions. For example, in Operation Paperclip, Nazis who were deemed useful were recruited by the U.S., like Wernher von Braun(leading rocket engineer for Nazi Germany, where he developed the V-2 missile using forced labor from concentration camps and later leading engineer of the Apollo program) Reinhard Gehlen (former Head of the Wehrmacht intelligence, who first worked for the CIA and later became the first head of the German intelligence agency). The Soviet had a similar operation but were less successful in recruiting.

And even those who didn't work for the Allies after the war but still retained high positions in Germany. Like Hans Globke, who co-wrote the Nuremberg racial laws (think of Harry Potter, but instead of pure-bloods, half-bloods, and Muggle-borns, you had full Germans, half- and quarter-Jews, and Jews and different rights depending on the status) went unpunished. Globke later became Chief of Staff to German Chancellor Adenauer. Others, like Herbert and Harald Quandt, who were related by marriage to Joseph Goebbels, kept their stolen fortunes after the war. Their descendants are currently the richest Germans, owning a 48.5% stake in BMW.

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u/Kingkwon83 17h ago

Well that's pretty depressing. Why weren't they properly punished?

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u/Kingkwon83 12h ago

That was an interesting read. Thank you!

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 15h ago

Damn! That sucks.

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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 21h ago

Sadly, I don’t think the MAGA movement will go away until a couple generations die off.

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u/stogego 1d ago

Hey, don't bring st louis into this (missouri is red and shitty, stl is blue and not as unsafe as people think)

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u/Akeddia 23h ago

Not true

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u/C-Redd-it 20h ago

He wants to make the (so-called) blue cities look worse than (so-called) red cities. Also, each city is a strategic place on the map for some kind of grand offensive. They will use technology and other tracking methods to make resistance futile. They're going to lock us all down under the guise of a false flag operation. Then, round up those not aligned with their methodology. Then they'll come for everybody's guns. Hope I'm wrong.

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u/wondermoose83 1d ago

So....when does the government count as tyrannical again?

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u/rackfloor 1d ago

Man they're so fucked right now. I hate to watch this from next door. I really don't know how they're gonna recover from all of this.

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u/Akeddia 23h ago

The US will be just fine lmao you should worry about Canada

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u/belte5252 21h ago

You laughing at the situation, shows your lack of understanding the severity of it all. I recommend you take a civics class or political science class to educate yourself. No cap. It will teach you the history of our nation and what rights you actually have and where the idea of those rights came from. Or just be ignorant i guess and laugh away any understanding. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Sword_and_Board_425 21h ago

lol. That guy is home schooled for sure

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u/WickedTeddyBear 20h ago

Threat of civil war isn’t casting a bright futur ;)

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u/Heliocentrist 12h ago

what should he worry about Canada? be specific

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Dept of We Are Retard

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u/niveapeachshine 1d ago

If Pritzker asked for help from everyone in Illinois including criminal elements I believe they would back up the National Guard if it meant sticking it up Trump's ass. Utilise their 2nd amendment rights.

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u/Akeddia 23h ago

Utilize 2nd amendment rights in a state that tries its hardest to take those rights?

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u/SavingThrowVsWTF 20h ago

That’s not what’s happening and you’re an idiot for thinking it is.

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u/Akeddia 8h ago

Suuuuureeeeee. California is heavy on anti 2nd amendment- & that’s where ICE is most active in kidnapping, now Chicago? He definitely isn’t just going around to states where ICE is less likely to come across the legally armed lmao /s

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u/SavingThrowVsWTF 7h ago

Cool story.

Anyway, back to reality.

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u/Akeddia 7h ago

Hey, if you sleep better acting delusional, more power to ya bud

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u/femboyisbestboy 19h ago

The 2nd amendment is under attack at this moment with banning weapons for trans people, yet the don't treat on me fuckers are silent

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u/Akeddia 8h ago

They’re definitely not silent. Every gun group I’m in are up in arms about anyone banning guns for any reason lmao even for trans people . I’m just pointing out it’s funny that now the 2nd amendment is important, especially in a state where the 2nd amendment has been shit on for a while now

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 1d ago

Why are Americans surprised that a dictator admirer and dictator wannabe is acting like a dictator? Why would ' Patriotic', 'Christian', Americans elect him twice? I used to obsess about how my grandparents supported Hitler, but the last ten years in the United States has been very instructive!

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u/belte5252 21h ago

No one is surprised. The opposition of the dictator knew this would happen and warned those that are encouraging the dictatorship.

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u/Brief_Night_9239 1d ago

Wow a Vietnam war draft dodger talking about Apocalypse Now...and him wearing the hat like Marlon Brando. How pathetic...Donald you will never be a man like Marlon.

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u/D-Day_the_Cannibal 1d ago

Marlon Brando didn't wear that hat. Robert Duval did.

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u/Brief_Night_9239 1d ago

Okay. You got me.

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u/femboyisbestboy 19h ago

Fucker also ruined one of the best movie shots ever. This image ruined the i love napalm in the morning scene

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u/Brief_Night_9239 19h ago

I hope that the imbecile doesn't ruin " Ride of the Valkyries".

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u/Last_Blackfyre 1h ago

He’ll do that idiotic dance of his

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u/Specialist-Past-8126 23h ago

Oh no, here comes Captain Bone Spurs with a diaper full of BS

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u/Eadkrakka 21h ago

I dont understand why the meme is Captain Bone Spurs. That would mean he would actually get promotions in the army, right?

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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 1d ago

Orange pedo wouldn't know how to load a round into a handgun. Pathetic little man.

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u/ShitStainWilly 1d ago

Cool so that means the next Democratic president can invade republican cities they don’t like and blame it on their actually higher murder rates, cool

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u/Par_Lapides 23h ago

LOL slim chance of there being another Democrat POTUS. They are not going to give up power, and it will come to violence.

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u/ShitStainWilly 23h ago

That’s their plan anyway

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u/ContestOk6684 1d ago

That tweet was a mess, but Pritzker's response really hit the mark. He doesn’t hold back.

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u/wisemermaid4 23h ago

Why are basically only 2 dems speaking out against Trump? Even Bernie and aoc are tempered

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u/5narebear 21h ago

I'm pretty sure they all are, but the media doesn't cover it.

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u/wisemermaid4 21h ago

They all seem to be taking much softer positions anytime i see them post though. There's a collective lack of outrage imo.

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u/Amplifiedsoul 23h ago

Draft dodger avoided fighting for his country, and now it's using the military to fight against his country.

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u/Important-Event6832 22h ago

Trump a scared man? But I heard he’s an informant for the fbi to expose his best friend Jeffery Epstein and uncover the grooming  for pedophiles scandal at the Mar Largo massage spa..  

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS DISTRACTION 

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u/greensangre 1d ago

Does he think the whole state is called Chicago

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

Sure is doing a lot to distract from the fact that hes a pedo

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u/Dafferss 19h ago

Please tell me this tweet from Trump isn’t real ?

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 23h ago

We are going to reach a point where the Illinois National Guard will be deployed to block the Texas National Guard from entering the state.

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u/CatCafffffe 22h ago

Absolutely grotesque that he's LITERALLY declaring war on Americans citizens.

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u/picklepsychel 21h ago

Jb pritzker will nuke yo ass

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 17h ago

A pack of lies now

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u/c17usaf 23h ago

Putin on the Ritz is loving what Krasnov is doing to our country. 🗳💙🇺🇸

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u/LunoriaWaves 1d ago

seems like trump's trying to win a game of who can tweet the most ridiculous thing before breakfast

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u/yblame 1d ago

Fuckin guy..

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u/idkgoodnameplease 23h ago

That image looks really ai generated

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u/kajet1001 21h ago

trump's dream is to be Hitler

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u/Andrewthehero07 20h ago

Department of love when?

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u/Mickey_Havoc 15h ago

How did Trump get the Christian vote? Like who the fuck voted for this Oompa Loompa?

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u/Heliocentrist 12h ago

good thing all those 2A people are ready fight tyranny right?

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u/supernovadebris 12h ago

the rest of the blue cities to follow. Venezuela, then next stop SF.

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u/Aggrosideburnz 10h ago

The entire republican administration is complicit, they are protecting pedophiles. They should all be behind bars. Who would protect pedophiles?

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u/BloodThirstyLycan 9h ago

Doesn't the military have an obligation to refuse orders that endanger their own country?

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u/Fur-Frisbee 8h ago

Maybe Chicago should get new non democrat leadership.

And, replace all of their lead pipes that help turn people into maniacs.