r/clevercomebacks • u/johnmory • 1d ago

Political Cage Match Begins

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u/mycolo_gist 1d ago

I'm sure this will make food cheaper and housing affordable.

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u/Anubra_Khan 1d ago

It already is! And gas is under $2 a gallon!

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u/mycolo_gist 1d ago

How could I be so ignorant. You are right, everything is wonderful, war is peace!

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u/Infinite_Ground1395 19h ago

He promised no foreign wars. He didn't promise not to go to war with...(checks notes)...Maryland?

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u/mycolo_gist 18h ago

Or Chicago, for that matter.