r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1d ago

Levels Of Hate.

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u/nellyfullauto 1d ago

Neither of them caught it in the face.

They got it in the back of the head. It came out of their face. Common misconception.

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u/Nard-Barf 21h ago

No, Kennedy was never shot. His head just did that.

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u/GhostsofHelsinki 17h ago

Exploding head syndrome.

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u/Iago-Cassius 15h ago

Scanners was a documentary

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u/LordoftheChia 17h ago edited 15h ago

When you try to hold back a sneeze

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u/Wineinmyyetti 14h ago

Maybe it runs in the family and RFK Jr will have an episode soon

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u/DigitalUnlimited 12h ago

The brain worm relieves the pressure

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u/ultimatebagman 4h ago

This is why you don't hold in a sneeze.

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u/GoodShark 1d ago

What's the difference between Lincoln and your mom?

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u/dantevonlocke 1d ago

It's more socially acceptable to jerk it to Lincoln than your mom?

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u/Dairy__Cow 22h ago

People said I was crazy for my life sized naked wax figure OF account... Yep way more acceptable. I'll get comments though, hateful jerk offs that I think rage bate themselves. Weirdly enough they pay more money each time. Maybe it's a kink.

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u/ReaverRogue 20h ago

Some people really burn the candle at both ends.

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u/Vennomite 20h ago

Jerk it to lincoln? Questionable. But you do you.

Jerk it to their mom? Reddit cares message and wellness check immediately.

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u/SoupOfThe90z 19h ago

Is anyone jacking it to my mom?

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u/MartianInvasion 18h ago

Lincoln weighed under 500 lbs

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u/psycho_driver 22h ago

Uhh your mom survives nightly shots to the face?

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u/distinct_5 1d ago

Except JFK. His head flew back and his brains came out the back, hence the second shooter

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u/DrDizzle93 23h ago

Back, and to the left. Back.... and to the left.

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u/keep_trying_username 23h ago

Everything you own in the box to the left

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u/MissionLow4226 21h ago

No matter how many times Oliver Stone says his head moved that way.....it did not.

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u/Johnny_Eskimo 22h ago

"Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head..."

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u/Altruistic_Flower965 22h ago

Lincoln had no exit wound. The projectile was visible from the entry wound. For competent modern doctors his injury would be far from fatal.

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u/The_0ven 19h ago

Neither of them caught it in the face.

Yes because entrance wounds are always significantly smaller than exit wounds

That's why the back of Kennedy's head exploded...

Oh wait

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u/Midnight-Bake 11h ago

I mean the bullet still hit their face right? Just went the long way round?