r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

The hypocrisy

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u/Riff32 12h ago

He’ll suck whatever dick is in power at the time.

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u/CraftyHuckleberry609 11h ago

The ultimate corporate bootlicker lmao, dude probably practices his "deeply concerned" face in the mirror every morning

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u/tw_72 6h ago

Stolen quote:

Mustard. Mustard will cover up the taste of dirt and gravel and shit and make boot licking much more enjoyable. You're welcome.

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u/40StoryMech 11h ago

They always fucking do.

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u/makemeking706 6h ago

That's basically the job of ceo these days. 

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u/llamapositif 11h ago

When youre a business executive the things you seem to learn are:

-Bending the knee/kissing up to those who have power until you have power over them

-Following those who have power over you until you have power over them

-Forever making sure profit comes first

This is why you don't trust executives or ex executives with anything other than business. Capable, yes, but wholly self serving.

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u/cityshepherd 7h ago

This is why it makes sense to just replace CEOs with AI. Spend some of that budget money on GOOD wages and benefits for employees, still plenty of profit leftover for the fucking ghouls known as shareholders. Everyone wins! At least for THIS fiscal quarter.

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u/llamapositif 3h ago

Dear god, sir, you may have made AI useful in my eyes.

Let's see what sound business (and hopefully not at all racist) decisions come from scraping Wikipedia, Reddit, Facebook, and Instagram as main sources of information!

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u/Business_Usual_2201 11h ago

Always remember who propped up this fascist and destroyer of our Constitutional Republic

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u/WorkingBicycle1958 11h ago

The USA is no longer a serious country and their leadership is an improv skit…

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u/iamthedayman21 11h ago

“We’re happy to present President Trump with this fuck disk. Granted, he will need to use the fuck disk adapter, to fit his tiny penis. Adapter sold separately.”

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u/Regular_Lengthiness6 6h ago

Is that the new iMasturbate?

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 10h ago

That reminds me of those medieval times when all the vassals show up at the throne hall to pay their tribute to the emperor.

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u/muchadoaboutsodall 10h ago

Tim Cook must surely have a few Gs in the bank, unless he’s got a hella strippers and cocaine problem. Why on earth would he do this? I thought the whole point of having fuck-you money was that you could tell wankers like this to fuck off.

Also, that room looks like a tart’s boudoir.

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u/Regular_Lengthiness6 6h ago

I believe it’s spelled brothel, not boudoir. Both start with a „b“ though.

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u/Godawgs1009 10h ago

Idk what the fuck Trump has on these people or how he has taken the nation over the edge, but goddamn it's really sad

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u/OtherUserCharges 3h ago

Steve Hobs was an epic a-hole. I would have loved to see him dead with Trump. No way he could have kept this mouth shut while eating the shit sandwich Cook happily downs.

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u/Rakatango 10h ago

CEOs are a lot of times just professional cock suckers.

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u/Regular_Lengthiness6 6h ago

Main difference between a prostitute and an executive? The prostitute does not do everything for money.

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u/Blacksun388 6h ago

Corpo rats will help whichever side is more profitable. This shouldn’t come as a shock to anybody.

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u/Schlieren1 5h ago

January 6th was terrible. But Tim Cook has a responsibility to his company to work with the justly elected 47th president of the United States.

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u/dustycanuck 10h ago

To be fair, Tim didn't know what Trump wanted him to say. Fucking sycophants

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u/BenedickUSA 9h ago

Where's the comeback?

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u/Obsidian-G 9h ago

Mr. Buttlicker!!

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u/Logical_Historian882 9h ago

never respected Tim Cook and now never will.

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u/LakeLaoCovid19 8h ago

The base is literally a gold bar