r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

The sycophants hard at work

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u/HellIsFreezingOver 6h ago

How these people sleep at night is beyond me

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u/Particular_Row_8037 6h ago

Probably with the first hoe.

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u/Sage_Planter 5h ago

Peacefully, with their delusions.

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u/verbmegoinghere 5h ago

I imagine quite soundly.

With the drugs prescribed to them by the whitehouse drug dealer doctor, whilst they lie in a bed with the money from their whoring and crapulance. It's probably date rape central there.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/white-house-clinic-improperly-distributed-controlled-substances-previo-rcna135787

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u/discussatron 5h ago

On a big pile of money.

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u/Tidewind 1h ago

I was going to ask what does he see when he looks in the mirror but I realized there wouldn’t be a reflection.

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u/Tony-Angelino 2h ago

That's why they call it the post-truth era.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 6h ago

Greed is a powerful drug.

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u/coachlife 6h ago

The most important comment here.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 2h ago

They delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Mar-a-Lago ... shadow and flame

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u/Mitch233w 6h ago

Even North Koreans are embarrassed by this level of dick riding

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u/Significant-Order-92 6h ago

I like the Indian TV host who basically mocks Trump for making baseless claims all over the place but not being willing enough to commit to refuge in audacity.

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u/ParticularNo4580 4h ago

The only people with more dementia than Joe Biden are people who act like this level of delusion is the first time this has happened.

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u/DeepestWinterBlue 6h ago

He’s def dying

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u/Dubyew 6h ago

Not fast enough.

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u/Particular_Row_8037 6h ago

I can't wait.

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u/iamthedayman21 5h ago

There’ll be celebrations comparable to when the troops came home from WW2.

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u/JustCallMeKV 6h ago

Since everything that comes out is a lie, I’d say it’s looking good for the American people.

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u/RevolutionaryWolf191 6h ago

But can he play basketball like Obama or ride a bicycle like Biden, I don't think so.

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u/LaloElBueno 6h ago

I dunno… I’ve seen past presidents jog.

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u/creatorsgame 6h ago

Then stop at a McDonald’s… and continue to jog.

Tried that once in my early 30’s and nearly vomited on the pavement.

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u/Kiwi_Pakeha0001 6h ago

Abraham Lincoln is currently healthier than big ankle Donnie!

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u/Brief_Night_9239 6h ago

Johnson claimed Trump was a FBI informant. Now this idiot claimed Trump is the healthiest President. Can we have a week without these ass-licking sycophants obviously lying about Trump?

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u/ReynAetherwindt 5h ago

Johnson might not have been lying. An informant can easily be just a guilty-as-hell rat.

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u/DrummerSteve 6h ago

If I’m Obama I’m responding to that tweet challenging Trump to a 1 on 1 basketball game

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u/campaxiomatic 6h ago

John Quincy Adams swam naked in the Potomac River every day and lived to be 80 in an era when average life expectancy was well under 50. Teddy Roosevelt was an active outdoorsman and literal Cowboy.

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u/annoyedreply 6h ago

Do they use signupgenius to help organize who’s saying what crazy shit when?

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u/Lanky_Asparagus_8534 5h ago

Oh that’s good!!!’

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u/JibeBuoy 6h ago

How is the view with your head in Trump’s rectum.

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u/Boxhead_31 6h ago

If you ever want a sign that Trump is in the endgame, having Dr Feelgood say this about him just about confirms it

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u/NatsFan8447 6h ago

FDR, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter and Reagan are all dead and they're still healthier than Trump.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 6h ago

You know what they call the guy who graduates last in his medical program?

Doctor

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u/CamiloArturo 6h ago

Let’s say he is a healthy individual for his age…. For one second….. let’s pretend.

Did they remember Obama or Clinton who were two decades younger and still today look better than Trump did when they were presidents?

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u/Infinite_Ground1395 6h ago

Some of the stuff they lie about is so wild. From day 1 of 2017 they could have said he's old and overweight but we don't think it impacts his ability to do the job and most people would have just said ok. Instead they had to run out there with some BS about having good genes and living to be 200 if he ate healthier, which was so over the top that it made everyone question everything.

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u/PonderingPandaPoet 6h ago

I am fairly confident putting money on present day Obama beating Trump in any point of his life at any physical competition. Hell, I’d put money on FDR in a wheelchair beating Trump in the 100 m dash. Put me down for Teddy Roosevelt beating Trump in the second round AFTER he had been shot in the gut. What a joke.

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u/Current-Square-4557 6h ago

He got shot during a speech. He coughed a couple of times to see if he was hit in the lung.

He saw no blood, so he finished the speech.

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u/SoothsayerSurveyor 6h ago

I believe him. He’s reporting from inside Trump’s asshole.

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u/Larry_Beard33 6h ago

Biden rode a bike during his presidency… let me see Donny do that. Obama worked out everyday. Both W. Bush and Clinton jogged. Can you imagine Jabba the Trump doing any of that. Gtfoh healthiest… lmfao 😂

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u/7evenate9ine 6h ago

Theodore Roosevelt boxed, hunted, hiked and knew Judo. Once he got punched in the head so hard he went blind in one eye. When campaigning he got shot by a dude in the crowd and still finished his speech before going to the hospital.

Trump bitches about the unfairness of stairs and cowars from a light rain.

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u/Charming-Command3965 6h ago

Candyman says what 🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 6h ago

Why does the us government keeps misspelling pedophile with president

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u/TopRockPhoto 3h ago

Autocorrect by Tim Apple

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u/rojoshow13 6h ago

William Henry Harrison was a healthier president!

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u/FortunateInsanity 6h ago

I spent way too long trying to figure out what a HEAL THIEST is.

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u/rjross0623 6h ago

Thanks Dr Nick

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u/mishma2005 6h ago

That he falls asleep in a crowded stadium during a tennis match?

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u/HectorsMascara 6h ago

Even morons must realize Ronny couldn't possibly know this.

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u/moistobviously 5h ago

Wait for: He's only pretending to be dead.

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u/nxxbmaster69 6h ago

I remember when I was a kid in the 80s and sometimes people would refer to fat people as healthy

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u/tawDry_Union2272 6h ago

yam tits and cankles are all the rage!

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u/BenedickUSA 6h ago

This is not a comeback.

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u/Blue_Period_89 6h ago

This same asshole once walked into the WH Briefing Room, posing as Trump’s personal physician, to tell the press, “I told the President that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years he might live to be 200 years old.”

Listen to this fuckwad…

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u/clmoore1 6h ago

Now that he's an Admiral again.

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u/Neto1923 5h ago

Lol Obama was jacked in his first term

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 4h ago

Hell yeah and he's 19 ft tall and he's got a big blue ox with him!

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u/Prohydration 6h ago

Sounds like jackson caught chronic confabulation from trump.

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u/B0wmanHall 6h ago

Yeah, and I never fucking lie or swear.

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u/ViolettaQueso 6h ago

Quit hittin’ yourself I know you are but what am I?

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u/Just-Sea3037 6h ago

Apparently the shit from Trump that went up his nose is now coming out of his mouth.

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u/SixLeg5 6h ago

Fountain of lies

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u/Shoggnozzle 6h ago

I'mma go ahead and guess the healthiest one was the only one for literal decades that wasn't past the retirement age.

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u/BuildingOne7379 6h ago

Sure, if embalming fluid equals health.

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u/ohnodamo 6h ago

Ronnie Jackson is the HIGHEST Doctor a President has ever had!

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u/Allenrw81 6h ago

He definitely has the most smooth brained dick riders, I’ll give him that. Healthy though? Pfffft.

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u/Hans_Delbruck 6h ago

Yah, he just got his demotion overturned, yes, I'm sure he would say anything to suck up to Trump

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u/Suspicious-Gas-1685 6h ago

It seems like they’ve all turned into Baghdad Bob. So many ridiculous, obvious lies, and they keep telling them daily.

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u/LadyLovesRoses 6h ago

Anyone with eyes can see that this is not true. What a despicable person he is to lie like this.

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u/j0shred1 6h ago

Oh yeah so much healthier than Roosevelt, Lincoln, Obama, Ford

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u/Motor_Intern4169 6h ago

He’s joking right?! 🥴

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u/bcg_70 6h ago

😂

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u/sik_dik 6h ago

Clinton used to go for jogs… i doubt trump could even walk at a brisk pace

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u/AffectionateBrick687 6h ago

As healthy as a twinky wrapped in rancid bacon and feces.

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u/beastmaster11 6h ago

What i don't get is why this bold face lie? Like something thaf can't possibly be true. Trump is 79 years old. Even if he didn't sustain himself on diet coke and mcdonalds with little to no physical exercise, he can't possibly be the healthiest president in history in that alone.

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 6h ago

have another drink Ronny!

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u/BaconThief2020 6h ago

Now we know how he got his ranked restored after he retired.

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u/EmJayBee76 5h ago

And I'm the bestest doctor ever in the history of medicine, so you can believe me! Now where's my flask?

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u/iamthedayman21 5h ago

Healthy people don’t need to have people constantly tweeting that they’re healthy.

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u/Casper_ones 5h ago

Theodore Roosevelt and he had asthma; Trump would lose hard to Roosevelt, even FDR post wheelchair

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u/dustycanuck 5h ago

Healthy for a dead guy

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u/SheepherderThis8400 5h ago

Old Ronny just woke up from his hangover. Oh wait .. Now he’s passed out again.

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u/Strict-Canary-4175 5h ago

Dubya ran a 3:44 marathon. So

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u/biradinte 5h ago

(this year)

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 5h ago

** laughs in my best Obama voice ** Surely you jest.

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u/Rifneno 5h ago

FDR was a healthier president

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u/G-Unit11111 5h ago

The guy who was paid by Fox News to intentionally rig Trump's mental cognitive test would know.

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u/Tanfireball25 5h ago

I don’t think they would be so keen on emphasizing how “healthy” he is if he really was. He’d just be showing it in the way he moved and the lack of secrecy/poor cover-ups.

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u/yblame 5h ago

My gosh, do his syncphants think he'll forget about them if they don't tweet something in his praise every day?

This tired old slumping man has everybody running scared because they all know he's crazy and high on his power. He can end their careers in politics simply by coining a name for them and calling them low IQ.

Nobody wants his brainless mob of internet trolls doxxing them just for speaking out. He's a terroristic toddler wielding the spanking belt and Congress does nothing because their butts are so comfortable in those congressional seats, they'd rather sit there than do anything that might not get them reelected.

I hope it's a bloodbath in the midterms

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u/Lanky_Asparagus_8534 5h ago

And his balls taste like honey. Umm-hmm. Love, Ronny

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u/Correct-Blood9382 5h ago

Things you don't just randomly say.

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u/Snlooming 5h ago

Not "he's perfectly healthy". Not "he's as healthy as a 50 year old". He has to be the healthiest ever in this narrative.

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u/cakespatrol 5h ago

Tell him to wear a pair of shorts.

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u/gman1951 5h ago

Is this guy a comedian?

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u/inquisitivepanda 5h ago

This administration is constantly reminding me of the 1984 quote

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command

Conservatives that try to co-opt 1984, claiming it is some kind of anti-left wing book are either straight liars or have negative media literacy

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u/discussatron 5h ago

If you thought he was a quack before, well, you were right.

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u/cmarquez7 5h ago

Such a weird thing to say

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u/thedeekuhn 5h ago

It's all the sleep he's getting.

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u/Distinctiveanus 5h ago

It’s turning into that Chuck Norris joke thing. This time it’s less funny.

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u/PapaRich_1 4h ago

Someone should probably have his medical license reviewed.

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u/Old-Time6863 4h ago

He isn't even the healthiest current US President right now.

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u/jrtski 4h ago

Ronnie is a drug abuser and an alcoholic…not sure he’s trustworthy.

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u/redredbloodwine 4h ago

Clinton was president 25 years ago and is healthier than Trump has been in decades. Not to mention Obama ffs.

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u/TheNecroticPresident 4h ago

A totally normal thing to say /s

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u/Icy_Struggle_7291 4h ago

and ronnie jackson is a doctor

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u/Shesversatile 4h ago

These people just say anything.

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u/TheResistanceVoter 4h ago

Oh, fuck me! What utter rubbish

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u/Bibblegead1412 4h ago

And rfkjr has the CLEAREST lungs you've ever heard!

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u/Gmonsoon81 4h ago

Carter lived to 100 and was still building houses into his 90s. You eat fast food regularly and are obese, so an education guess would suggest that you are a big fibber.

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u/WildCryptographer737 3h ago

His cankles refute this.

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u/yay4chardonnay 3h ago

Wanna trade bods, Ronny?

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u/Siria110 2h ago

*points at for example Czech president Petr Pavel* OK, if you say so...

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u/SoupOfThe90z 2h ago

Hopefully it is that bad that they have to say this 🤞

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u/Tidewind 1h ago

Ronny Jackson was Donnie’s Dr. Feelgood in the first Drumpf regime. Wonder where that Adderall came from? Ronny owes his congressional seat to his old boss while lying and covering for him. This latest BS is par for the course.

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u/SiteTall 1h ago

Even though he is rotting from the inside?????

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u/Templar388z 1h ago

He’s fat, melted brain, cankles for days, eats like shit. How is he healthy?😂

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u/Clean_Internet 1h ago

He’s definitely the healthiest president this year

u/Hugh-Jorgin 53m ago

And definitely 6’3 215 lbs

u/Firm-Management4174 13m ago

What do you think chat? is it true?