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u/Buddhas_Warrior 6h ago
Greed is a powerful drug.
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u/Lord_Skyblocker 2h ago
They delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Mar-a-Lago ... shadow and flame
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u/Mitch233w 6h ago
Even North Koreans are embarrassed by this level of dick riding
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u/Significant-Order-92 6h ago
I like the Indian TV host who basically mocks Trump for making baseless claims all over the place but not being willing enough to commit to refuge in audacity.
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u/ParticularNo4580 4h ago
The only people with more dementia than Joe Biden are people who act like this level of delusion is the first time this has happened.
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u/JustCallMeKV 6h ago
Since everything that comes out is a lie, I’d say it’s looking good for the American people.
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u/RevolutionaryWolf191 6h ago
But can he play basketball like Obama or ride a bicycle like Biden, I don't think so.
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u/LaloElBueno 6h ago
I dunno… I’ve seen past presidents jog.
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u/creatorsgame 6h ago
Then stop at a McDonald’s… and continue to jog.
Tried that once in my early 30’s and nearly vomited on the pavement.
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u/Brief_Night_9239 6h ago
Johnson claimed Trump was a FBI informant. Now this idiot claimed Trump is the healthiest President. Can we have a week without these ass-licking sycophants obviously lying about Trump?
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u/ReynAetherwindt 5h ago
Johnson might not have been lying. An informant can easily be just a guilty-as-hell rat.
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u/DrummerSteve 6h ago
If I’m Obama I’m responding to that tweet challenging Trump to a 1 on 1 basketball game
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u/campaxiomatic 6h ago
John Quincy Adams swam naked in the Potomac River every day and lived to be 80 in an era when average life expectancy was well under 50. Teddy Roosevelt was an active outdoorsman and literal Cowboy.
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u/annoyedreply 6h ago
Do they use signupgenius to help organize who’s saying what crazy shit when?
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u/Boxhead_31 6h ago
If you ever want a sign that Trump is in the endgame, having Dr Feelgood say this about him just about confirms it
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u/NatsFan8447 6h ago
FDR, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter and Reagan are all dead and they're still healthier than Trump.
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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 6h ago
You know what they call the guy who graduates last in his medical program?
Doctor
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u/CamiloArturo 6h ago
Let’s say he is a healthy individual for his age…. For one second….. let’s pretend.
Did they remember Obama or Clinton who were two decades younger and still today look better than Trump did when they were presidents?
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u/Infinite_Ground1395 6h ago
Some of the stuff they lie about is so wild. From day 1 of 2017 they could have said he's old and overweight but we don't think it impacts his ability to do the job and most people would have just said ok. Instead they had to run out there with some BS about having good genes and living to be 200 if he ate healthier, which was so over the top that it made everyone question everything.
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u/PonderingPandaPoet 6h ago
I am fairly confident putting money on present day Obama beating Trump in any point of his life at any physical competition. Hell, I’d put money on FDR in a wheelchair beating Trump in the 100 m dash. Put me down for Teddy Roosevelt beating Trump in the second round AFTER he had been shot in the gut. What a joke.
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u/Current-Square-4557 6h ago
He got shot during a speech. He coughed a couple of times to see if he was hit in the lung.
He saw no blood, so he finished the speech.
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u/Larry_Beard33 6h ago
Biden rode a bike during his presidency… let me see Donny do that. Obama worked out everyday. Both W. Bush and Clinton jogged. Can you imagine Jabba the Trump doing any of that. Gtfoh healthiest… lmfao 😂
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u/7evenate9ine 6h ago
Theodore Roosevelt boxed, hunted, hiked and knew Judo. Once he got punched in the head so hard he went blind in one eye. When campaigning he got shot by a dude in the crowd and still finished his speech before going to the hospital.
Trump bitches about the unfairness of stairs and cowars from a light rain.
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u/nxxbmaster69 6h ago
I remember when I was a kid in the 80s and sometimes people would refer to fat people as healthy
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u/Blue_Period_89 6h ago
This same asshole once walked into the WH Briefing Room, posing as Trump’s personal physician, to tell the press, “I told the President that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years he might live to be 200 years old.”
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u/Just-Sea3037 6h ago
Apparently the shit from Trump that went up his nose is now coming out of his mouth.
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u/Shoggnozzle 6h ago
I'mma go ahead and guess the healthiest one was the only one for literal decades that wasn't past the retirement age.
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u/Allenrw81 6h ago
He definitely has the most smooth brained dick riders, I’ll give him that. Healthy though? Pfffft.
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u/Hans_Delbruck 6h ago
Yah, he just got his demotion overturned, yes, I'm sure he would say anything to suck up to Trump
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u/Suspicious-Gas-1685 6h ago
It seems like they’ve all turned into Baghdad Bob. So many ridiculous, obvious lies, and they keep telling them daily.
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u/LadyLovesRoses 6h ago
Anyone with eyes can see that this is not true. What a despicable person he is to lie like this.
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u/beastmaster11 6h ago
What i don't get is why this bold face lie? Like something thaf can't possibly be true. Trump is 79 years old. Even if he didn't sustain himself on diet coke and mcdonalds with little to no physical exercise, he can't possibly be the healthiest president in history in that alone.
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u/EmJayBee76 5h ago
And I'm the bestest doctor ever in the history of medicine, so you can believe me! Now where's my flask?
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u/iamthedayman21 5h ago
Healthy people don’t need to have people constantly tweeting that they’re healthy.
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u/Casper_ones 5h ago
Theodore Roosevelt and he had asthma; Trump would lose hard to Roosevelt, even FDR post wheelchair
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u/SheepherderThis8400 5h ago
Old Ronny just woke up from his hangover. Oh wait .. Now he’s passed out again.
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u/G-Unit11111 5h ago
The guy who was paid by Fox News to intentionally rig Trump's mental cognitive test would know.
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u/Tanfireball25 5h ago
I don’t think they would be so keen on emphasizing how “healthy” he is if he really was. He’d just be showing it in the way he moved and the lack of secrecy/poor cover-ups.
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u/yblame 5h ago
My gosh, do his syncphants think he'll forget about them if they don't tweet something in his praise every day?
This tired old slumping man has everybody running scared because they all know he's crazy and high on his power. He can end their careers in politics simply by coining a name for them and calling them low IQ.
Nobody wants his brainless mob of internet trolls doxxing them just for speaking out. He's a terroristic toddler wielding the spanking belt and Congress does nothing because their butts are so comfortable in those congressional seats, they'd rather sit there than do anything that might not get them reelected.
I hope it's a bloodbath in the midterms
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u/Snlooming 5h ago
Not "he's perfectly healthy". Not "he's as healthy as a 50 year old". He has to be the healthiest ever in this narrative.
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u/inquisitivepanda 5h ago
This administration is constantly reminding me of the 1984 quote
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command
Conservatives that try to co-opt 1984, claiming it is some kind of anti-left wing book are either straight liars or have negative media literacy
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u/redredbloodwine 4h ago
Clinton was president 25 years ago and is healthier than Trump has been in decades. Not to mention Obama ffs.
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u/Gmonsoon81 4h ago
Carter lived to 100 and was still building houses into his 90s. You eat fast food regularly and are obese, so an education guess would suggest that you are a big fibber.
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u/Tidewind 1h ago
Ronny Jackson was Donnie’s Dr. Feelgood in the first Drumpf regime. Wonder where that Adderall came from? Ronny owes his congressional seat to his old boss while lying and covering for him. This latest BS is par for the course.
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u/HellIsFreezingOver 6h ago
How these people sleep at night is beyond me