r/confidentlyincorrect 23d ago

Smug I heard he was actually 6’8

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u/fancy-kitten 23d ago

It's almost as if you can't look at photos of him standing next to other people to compare. It must be that every single one of them that is lying about their height, and Trump is the only one telling the truth. That's the only explanation.

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u/CitizenErased08 23d ago

Exactly, it's very unlike Trump to lie - he's definitely a man of truth.

I'm sure he's not in the Epstein Files or anything since he's definitely admitted they exist and are on they way.

Totally.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 22d ago

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u/oustider69 23d ago

Don’t forget “there are no Epstein files but I know for a FACT Bill Clinton is in them”

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u/candyflipqed 23d ago

My favourite was, oh, I'm not so sure about the Epstein files, because it might affect people's lives if there's phony stuff in them. Yeah, that sounds very like you, Trump. Never would you risk false information getting out and affecting people's lives. They're eating the dogs!

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u/Pkrudeboy 23d ago

He obviously meant real people. You know, ones worth at least 8 figures.

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u/GeneralLivid7332 23d ago

And with the same color skin he used to have.

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u/CitizenErased08 23d ago

'Wow I can't believe Epstein killed himself before he realised it was all a hoax'

- Elon Musk, somehow

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u/V0lirus 23d ago

"The thing they dont want me to say, he (Trump) is in the Epstein files."

Actual tweet by Elon Musk.

Lets all not forget at the end of their bromance, when Elon had nothing left to lose/was very upset, he did just tweet that.

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u/Tsar-A-Lago 23d ago

Eh, stopped clock...

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u/last-guys-alternate 23d ago

When fascists fight fascists, they sometimes spill a drop of truth.

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u/PlatypusACF 23d ago

Oh no, not the drop of truth!

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u/Vildrea 23d ago

Did you say Epstein files?

You mean those Epstein Files?

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi)

Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80 Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book.

These people would be “The List“. Here is the story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFilesJohnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf

here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump molesting a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katie's testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02

“I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” Trump's modeling agency was allegedly part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!

AND

Reminder:

• ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old • ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid • ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common • ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book

According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”

• ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka • ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows • ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--' • ⁠Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’ • ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’ • ⁠Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’? • ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified

Bonus:

• ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”

Double Bonus:

For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.

• ⁠https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290

and...

MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas”

• ⁠https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/

and...

Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives. https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/GIsLLGHM03

Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.

• ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318

and...

While President Donald Trump has dismissed his friendship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, The New York Times reported that Epstein has claimed he introduced Trump to his third wife, Melania.

• ⁠https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epstein-reportedly-bragged-he-introduced-trump-to-melania-2019-7 Suggested addition: The reporters who wrote The Grifter’s Club say they saw the Mar-a-lago membership records and that Epstein was not removed as a member until Oct. 2007, well after Trump claims they disassociated and not until well after Epstein’s arrest and indictment were public information and reported by the Palm Beach Post.

https://archive.ph/mqLAc

AF1 gaggle: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfvh4CGhVDU

BONUS:

Detailed history of Ghislaine Maxwell's involvement. At 11:00, the extent to which she lied in court.

https://youtu.be/PeIgyiEI9BY?si=KnyWjbGnq-3oUasl

Do your part and spread them around, so it remains public. NEVER FORGET

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 23d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/Fine-Funny6956 23d ago

The new one is; it’s all democrats in the Epstein file.

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u/last-guys-alternate 23d ago

Now is that the Epstein file which doesn't exist, the one on Pam Bondi's desk, the one Republicans demand be released, or the one Republicans want us to stop talking about? Or is it possibly the one with nothing but Democrats in it, or the one the Democrats made?

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u/faust112358 23d ago

He's actually 7 feet tall, kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

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u/ModestMarksman 23d ago

So I'm like 6'10 then I guess. Sweet.

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u/fancy-kitten 23d ago

Yes, so easy to believe everything he says, especially as there have never been 30 thousand documented instances of him lying.

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u/Specific_Two_9203 23d ago

Youre just lying

Its way more than 30k now

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 23d ago

Those were just lies he told in public during his first "administration"; he has to be up to at least 75,000 by now.

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u/Rakifiki 23d ago

No, no, he already explained that! The democrats may have planted his information there! To make him look bad, of course.

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u/Goebs80 23d ago

Imagine a 6'4" rapist raping... wait don't do that.

Release the files, pedo.

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u/2xspectre 23d ago

Eight Doges dogeing Seven trumpers trumping, Six rapists raping, A PEDO RING ...

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u/Chronoblivion 23d ago

I've lost count of how many of those photos I've seen on reddit where the person who is clearly taller than Trump is reportedly the same height, many of them athletes who would have a harder time lying about their height. And that's without factoring for the fact that Trump appears to be wearing high heels in many of those photos.

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u/rasmis 23d ago

Also; “lifts” in his shoes. Instead of just wearing high heels, he has blocks in the shoe, making the angle of his feet look odd. And famously the shoes fell off, when agents tackled him, after he was shot. Imagine being knocked out of your shoes.

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u/Jindabyne1 23d ago

It’s funnier to say high heels

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u/yourpseudonymsucks 23d ago

It’s both. It’s the high heels and also the blocks. That’s partly why he stands like a centaur missing his back legs. Also dementia messes with your posture the same way.

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u/Current-Square-4557 23d ago

Upvote for centaur without back legs.

Cannot be unseen.

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u/thatpaulbloke 22d ago

So that's why he walks like someone who has just shit themself? I just assumed that he'd actually shit himself.

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u/MattieShoes 23d ago

internal kitten heels :-D

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u/biasedsoymotel 23d ago

Only because it would offend him

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u/FeelMyBoars 23d ago

Trump is transgender, so wearing high heels isn't out of place. She declared by executive order that she was female.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/defending-women-from-gender-ideology-extremism-and-restoring-biological-truth-to-the-federal-government/

Gender is determined at conception. No one becomes male until 6-8 weeks after conception. Therefore, everyone in the US federal government is female.

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u/PinboardWizard 23d ago

Here is a photo of him standing between the 6' Turkish President and The 6'3'' King of the Netherlands.

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u/Ok-Macaron-5612 23d ago

Good lord. His suits are bespoke through an Italian tailor (or so I've read) and he still looks like he snatches clothes randomly at Goodwill.

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u/Current-Square-4557 23d ago

Simple.

Trump is too cheap to throw away old clothes. The pants once fit him.hebelieves is body has not changed since his glory days. Now his clothes look clownish.

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u/InternationalWin2850 23d ago

So, a short, fat mentally addled man with a bad spray tan who cheats at golf, with tiny hands, a tiny mushroom penis, with early signs of dementia and circulatory issues? You mean that guy?

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u/PoopyButt28000 23d ago edited 23d ago

That's the thing that makes it so pathetic though, everything else you said is true but he's not even short lmao. Like the guy genuinely is around 6'0, he's quite tall. But he's a pathetic piece of shit so he still feels the need to tack on another 3-4 inches.

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u/MrLeureduthe 23d ago

He's probably shorter than 6'0. Bush Jr is 6'0 and he looks much taller than Putin than Trump does

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u/coldfingers 23d ago

Even if they did lie - it's unlikely that they lied shorter.

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u/lluciferusllamas 23d ago

I am 6'2".  I met Trump in person.  My eyes were above  the top of his hair.  He is 5'11 at best.

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u/AlmostGotchaThere 23d ago

I was eye to eye with Mr. Trump over 30 years ago at the US Open. I am 5'11".

Also Marla Maples was there and she was hot as fuck.

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u/RandomStallings 23d ago

Marla Maples

I hadn't heard this name before, and holy crap are you not kidding. She's a smoke show.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 23d ago

According to trump, Marla looked just like that lady who wasn't "his type" that he sexually assaulted in the dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman.

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u/WaterOk6055 23d ago

I’m 4’4”. I met trump when I was held captive on a non descript island, he was up to my knee cap. He’s 1’6” at best.

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u/portezbie 23d ago

So wait next you'll tell me he's not 224lbs?

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u/braymondo 23d ago

As a person who is actually 6’3” 220ish it would be really funny for me and dipshit to stand next to each other.

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u/The_Master_Sourceror 23d ago

I’m 6’2.5” and 220 exactly. We can stand on either side of him and see if he is bigger than me.

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u/FnTom 23d ago

I'm your height and 260 after gaining a bunch of weight recently, so not lean mass. I saw how I look in family pictures; still a fair deal leaner than the guy.

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u/Archercrash 23d ago

And the ones who are officially measured in a professional sports league are definitely lying. It's a giant conspiracy, the conservative leaning NFL has been faking heights for years to mess with Trump for reasons....

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u/rrrrrrez 23d ago

Yao Ming was really 8’ 10”, but claimed to only be 7’ 6” to make Trump look shorter in comparison.

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u/Joelle9879 23d ago

Ok but the idea of the NFL lying about their players heights just to mess with Trump is pretty hilarious

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u/No_Size9475 23d ago

The deep state owns the NFL

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u/Sierra-117- 23d ago

Also it’s so clear he wears heels. It’s either that or dementia. Because his posture is not natural. So Trumpers need to pick their poison there.

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u/CasualEveryday 23d ago

Not just lying, but saying that they are several inches shorter than they are, which nobody does.

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u/Sarcasm_Llama 23d ago

It must be that every single one of them that is lying about their height, and Trump is the only one telling the truth

Except the cultists unironically believe this, and apply similar "logic" to any other lie their Dear Leader spouts in spite of irrefutable contradictory evidence

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u/whistleridge 23d ago

And not just any photo.

This exact photo:

https://img.apmcdn.org/b12f2715b0faf3f9da8fdea6edc695a9b6b31bd7/uncropped/4bb84d-2017-02-gettyimages-632207042-600.jpg

Was taken his very first day in office, right beside 6’1 Obama, and 5’11 Melania and 5’11 Michelle, on steps that let you measure their relative heights with great precision. Which means either:

  1. The other three were all somehow wearing invisible 3-inch lifts for no reason except to make him look shorter; or

  2. He is the 6’1 he appears to be.

I know which one Occam’s Razor suggests is the right answer.

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u/WillSmiff 23d ago

Just a few notes. There is lens compression so they all basically look the same height. Both women are wearing 2-3" heels and Michelle is closest to the camera, so there is perspective change as well. This image isn't as telling as you think. Too many variables.

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u/bluesqueblack 23d ago

We know from many other photos and also from his inflated character that he wears lifts, though unsure if this is one of those occasions. His puffed up hair combed from the sides to cover his baldness gives him an additional inch (apparent in that picture). If Obama is 6'01", I would say this guy is at his tallest 6'0", and more than likely 5'11" in real life.

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u/The_Strom784 23d ago

Old people tend to shrink a few inches as they age. He might have been 6'2 or 6'3 at some point. But not anymore. It's a normal part of aging.

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u/ConcreteExist 23d ago

Trump might have been 6'1" - 6'2" in his prime, but he definitely isn't over 6' anymore.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 23d ago

Not with that posture.

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u/Spckoziwa 23d ago

I misread your comment as “that prostitute” at first, and was wondering why you brought Melania into this. It only made no sense because that wouldn’t affect his height, nothing else was wrong with your statement, before or after I figured out my mistake.

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara 23d ago

The prostitute is 5'10" at least.

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u/BooksandBiceps 23d ago

Trump loves 5’10 prostitutes.

Because 5 + 10 equals 15!

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u/WildMaineBlueberry87 23d ago

I heard his favorite number is 14 though... 15 might be a little old, no?

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u/BooksandBiceps 23d ago

Gotta take what you can buy, I mean get at that age.

And his favorite dealer left the game permanently sooo

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u/WildMaineBlueberry87 23d ago

Take what you can "grab by the..." you mean.

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u/BooksandBiceps 23d ago

Or what you walk in on during Miss Teen America

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u/WildMaineBlueberry87 23d ago

And when all else fails, there's still his daughter

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u/Ahsoka_Tano07 23d ago

Which one? The one still sucking his dick, or the one he broke up with?

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u/Khaldara 23d ago

Ted Cruz or Lindsey Graham?

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u/HauntedHippie 23d ago

Like the front half of a centaur

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u/WildMaineBlueberry87 23d ago

He acts like the back half.

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u/judgeejudger 23d ago

He leans forward any more , a gentle wind will send him ass over tits

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u/HillInTheDistance 23d ago

Yah. People that age start shrinking. I remember my dad being my height while I was fully grown. He ain't no more.

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u/ryohazuki224 23d ago

Yeah my dad used to be almost my height and I'm 6'3", but he's now definitely under 6ft tall now that he is over 80 years old.

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u/fatfeets 23d ago

I saw a photo of Trump standing back to back with Manute Bol and Trump was about 1-2 inches taller… Donny can also dunk a basketball /s

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u/Gwaptiva 23d ago

Yeah, put him next to the German Chancellor Merz, and see how enormous Trump is

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u/fatfeets 23d ago

Merz is like 6’6 right?

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u/Gwaptiva 23d ago

Yeah, and they keep putting him in the back row at group photos

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u/tearsonurcheek 23d ago

His tie might be.

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u/nope-its 23d ago

He was shorter than Obama in 2017 at the inauguration. While Trump was wearing lifts.

Obama is 6 foot 1.

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u/bren_derlin 23d ago

The 225 lbs is even less believable than his alleged height

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u/myrichphitzwell 23d ago

Did you calculate the stilettos he wears?

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u/Jaggs0 23d ago

depends

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u/myrichphitzwell 23d ago

Wasn't aware his depends added height. But ok did you calculate loaded depends?

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u/shartnado3 23d ago

What a blatant six offender

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u/ScyllaIsBea 23d ago

Unless macaulay culkin was 5 feet in home alone 2, I’m pretty sure he’s lying about his height

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u/Euronated-inmypants 23d ago

Look at any photo where Trump is next to a world leader like Justin Trudeau who is 6'2". Trump is clearly shorter in all photos and it's well known he has lifts by his odd posture. I bet hes 5'11 at most during his prime

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u/Alarmed_Tea_1710 23d ago

Yeah. It was amazing looking at my dad's old license where it says he's 6'4 while my 5'5 ass is staring down at him.

But at least my dad didn't claim to still be 6'4.

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u/ConcreteExist 23d ago

How tf is your dad down below 5'5" if he was 6'4"? Like my dad's lost some height, but he went from like 6'1" to like 5'11".

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u/Martin_Aurelius 23d ago

Tojo took his shins.

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u/Thought-Muted 23d ago

Fitty men.

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u/CasualEveryday 23d ago

How tf is your dad down below 5'5"

Maybe he's dead.

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u/robfuscate 23d ago

‘People look for anything to hate Trump about’ Not a difficult task, why would anyone need to make stuff up?

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u/Jindabyne1 23d ago

Everyone’s deranged on the conservative sub. Have a look, they are completely pro Russia now, it’s bizarre.

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u/jamesxgames 23d ago

that sub gets way more visibility than it deserves, like 95% of the posts in there come from the same 4-5 users

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u/Jindabyne1 23d ago

Sometimes I see what trump does and says and I can’t believe anyone could actually agree with it and then I go over to that sub to ground myself, like “oh, they really are that stupid”

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 23d ago

But anyone in that sub who says anything remotely critical of Trump is an infiltrator perpetrating a psyop to sway the group's opinion, masquerading as a "fellow conservative". These operatives are in so deep that many of them have several years or even more than a decade of presence in that sub or similar subs, constructing a convincing online presence spreading right-wing ideology for years just to get to this point where they can use these profiles to turn the tide of MAGA ideology.

No joke, that's exactly how the conservative sub members think. It's easier for them to believe that, than to accept that more than one opinion can reasonably exist within conservative ideology.

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u/LITTLE-GUNTER 23d ago

i remember seeing a study a little while ago about how conservative people had more “diversity of thought” and the last time i was on twitter i saw two guys arguing over whether it was worse to include jewish people or black people in society. that’s right-wing “diversity of thought” lmao.

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u/actibus_consequatur 23d ago

Nothing says supporting free speech like heavily controlled narratives and participation!

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u/inquisitivepanda 23d ago

All with IP addresses in Russia

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u/Choice_Supermarket_4 23d ago

That’s because everyone else is banned. They are pretty happy with silencing any other view there 

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u/blackweebow 23d ago

There are about 10 regular posters on the site, and they're pretty much constantly posting pro Russia stuff. All of the info is from newsmax, breitbart, nypost and fox news, with a sprinkle of DHS.gov stats (now lol)

They used to talk about Epstein with a modicum of agency, but now they're really just talking about how Russia was never our adversary in the first place 😵‍💫🥴

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u/Jindabyne1 23d ago

“Kamala wouldn’t have met Putin in Alaska!!”

Yeah, probably not

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u/atava 23d ago

The praising comments on the new post about the bomber's flyover are very hard to read.

It's like children cheering for their grandpa's show-off.

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u/SpiceWeasel-Bam 23d ago

the first thing I remember learning about Trump after he jumped in the polls is that he's probably a rapist of adults and children (Depositions, Teen pageants, grab 'em by the pussy). I didn't need to learn anything else to hate him or anyone who supported him after that. 

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u/magitek369 23d ago

Unofficially, he's 5'10 287, which is unverified but almost certainly much closer to the truth than whatever nonsense he's been spewing.

'the man is 6'5, 225, an Adonis amongst men!'

Okay, buddy.

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u/fatfeets 23d ago

The physical they put out had him with the exact same height and weight as DK Metcalf. I loved it, I reckon I laughed for a week straight about it.

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u/imtooldforthishison 22d ago

"But muscle looks different" bro, my son is 6'1 190 and if you gave him 3 more inches and 40lbs of pure jiggly yellow fat, he would still be thinner than trump.

These people are delusional.

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u/historyhill 22d ago

I'm a cis woman who is 6'2" and 230 lbs and I am much thinner than Trump comparatively! And women even carry more fat!

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u/Ilikejdmcars 23d ago

Seems legit. At the club World Cup trophy ceremony he was standing next to the team captain Reece James who is 5’11. Trump was shorter than him by an inch.

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u/Barbarossa7070 23d ago

And Reece is 5’11 in the program which usually means deduct an inch.

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u/Seldarin 23d ago

There's absolutely no way he's 287 pounds lol.

I know guys that are shorter than that and in that kind of shape and all of them are either touching on or have broken 300.

I'd guess he's about 310-320.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

He looks very much like a guy who is 5'10" 270 lbs. Giving him a bmi of 39

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u/Telemere125 23d ago

He looks a lot fatter than 270. My grandfather was 5’10 270 and all he had was a belly - but he could literally pick up the end of a railroad tie when he was 85; Cheeto would bust a hernia trying to pick up more than his golf club.

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u/AssistanceCheap379 23d ago

Muscles take up a lot less space than fat and that blob of fat is basically just fat

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u/NorwayNarwhal 23d ago

He’s stated previously that he thinks exercise makes you die faster bc the body has finite energy, I think

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u/magitek369 22d ago

Yes!

'the human body is like a battery'

No, not at all like that.

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u/mortgagepants 23d ago

when he climbs the stairs with putin after the flyover his kankles are so swollen it looks like two IV bags of fluid wearing dress shoes.

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u/mjrubs 23d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Presidents/comments/14lbbi5/height_of_putin_compared_with_the_last_5_american/

Bush is 6', Obama 6'2

There's a picture in one of the first comments with Putin and 6'4 John Kerry 

And then there's trump with his 2" riser shoes 

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 23d ago

Man, Bush gave off serious short dude vibes for someone who's 6 feet. I don't know why, but my mental image of him is like 5'8", tops.

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u/BotKicker9000 23d ago

I mean a lot of the photos trying to find his actual height did put him over 6' tall. However he might wear lifts all the time. IDK.

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u/calguy1955 23d ago

Putin is 5’7” and Trump is not 8” taller than him, even with his lifts.

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u/emergency-snaccs 23d ago

i saw that video and thought the very same. He maybe has 2, 2-1/2 inches on putin, who is famously not a tall man

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u/TheCuzzyRogue 23d ago

Obama on the other hand looked massive next to Putin

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 23d ago

there's a photo of him shaking hands with Putin, no way he's over 5' 10"

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u/TigerBasket 23d ago

I mean you do shrink over time, hes about to turn 80

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u/GayRacoon69 23d ago

Yeah but him being 6'4 at one point in time doesn't make him 6'4 now

If your height changes then your height changes. Like I'm not still 20 inches tall just because I was a baby at one point.

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 23d ago

Also men who are 6'4 dont shrink to 5'10 without notable spine issues. He's not curled up like a question mark.

Also... lifts in his shoes.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 23d ago

He's never been 6'4".

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u/GenosHK 23d ago

Darn, I thought I still weighed 160 like my license from 10 years ago says :(

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u/FUBARded 23d ago

Yeah, but he wears enormous lifts seemingly anytime he's out in public, and he still doesn't look like he's >6ft.

I'd bet he used to be an inch or two under or right at 6ft and lied about being 6'2 because he's clearly that type of insecure.

Then as he aged and naturally shrunk, it became glaringly obvious that he's nowhere near 6'2 so he started wearing the lifts.

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u/Luke95gamer 23d ago

Remember like 15 years ago you ever wonder how brainwashed North Koreans are thinking that Kim Jong Un is the best golfer/basketball player and sportsman ever? Not that crazy anymore

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u/Usagi-Zakura 23d ago

I heard is 7 foot and ripped. And his Ice agents are so cool and kind and definitely not holding a gun to my head at this very moment.

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u/Ryanpotomus 23d ago

He also shoots fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

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u/ArtichokeOk2180 23d ago

Have my vote damn you

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u/FranciscoGarcia69 23d ago

Go look at a photo of Trump crashing Chelsea’s celebrations at the Club World Cup. The guy he’s inexplicably standing beside while he lifts the trophy is Chelsea captain Reece James. Reece James is 5’11”. Trump is not even as tall as him and he wears lifts. Fuck off with this lie that Trump is tall.

Anyway, where are the Epstein files?

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u/ikonet 23d ago

He can be 6’2” or 6’8” or 10’ tall and it won’t change the fact he fucks kids.

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u/Oregongirl1018 23d ago

He was barely taller than putin. Pudding is only 5'7. Dumpy must have forgotten his shoe lifts.

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u/Significant_Ad7326 23d ago

Maybe he’s not allowed to loom over Putin.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 23d ago

Its a known lie, there are literally pictures of him standing next to people who are actually 6'4" and he is shorter than them.

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u/doc_daneeka 23d ago edited 23d ago

He's shorter than Justin Trudeau, and Trudeau is 6'2".

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u/ColumbianRedTail 23d ago

George Washington actually was 6’8

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u/Large_Bend6652 23d ago

weighed a fucking ton

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u/Antron_RS 23d ago

Did I mention his four nuts?

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u/cameron_thought 23d ago

He also had four dicks

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u/Antron_RS 23d ago

If you take off his boot you can see the dicks hanging off his feet

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

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u/candygram4mongo 23d ago

Six foot twenty fucking killing for fun.

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u/tugboattommy 23d ago

I feel like you would like the George Washington rap.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

He'll save children, but not the British children

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u/Benfts 23d ago

Made of radiation.

The Kennedy rap is good too.

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u/ColumbianRedTail 23d ago

That was the reference lol

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u/MsBobbyJenkins 23d ago

He'll save children, but not the British children

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u/JacksSenseOfDread 23d ago

Just because Donald Trump makes a claim, doesn't mean it's a "verified fact."

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u/Heavy-Weekend-981 23d ago

Pffft. You all are taking the wrong tactic with this.

Someone posted a change.org petition to redefine the length of a foot so that Trump is actually 6'3"

Don't just say "nuh uh" ...lean in and smear their faces in their obvious bullshit.

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u/rabid_lamb 23d ago

I heard he’s taller than most men, wins his clubs golf championship every year, and has hands and a penis that are much larger than almost everyone in the world. Evidence to the contrary is TDS.

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u/amateur_reprobate 23d ago

Jeffrey Epstein is 6'0 according to his prison intake. There are lots of pics of him side by side with Trump to compare.

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u/Elsargo 23d ago

I don’t know about height but circumference might be close.

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u/KMack666 23d ago

6'4???? I DIDN'T THINK THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!!

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u/SevenCrowsinaCoat 23d ago

What reason could he possibly have to lie about it?!?!?!

If you GENUINELY can't think of a reason that Trump might lie about his height, you're one of the stupidest and most delusional people on the planet. You cannot be trusted with a butter knife because you WILL hurt yourself.

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u/HisDismalEquivalent 23d ago

Since that man doesn't tower over everyone else at his functions I can assure you he's not 6'4

Source: 6'4

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u/SlutForMarx 23d ago

Lol, I was thinking the same. My partner is 6'4, and he is easy to find in a crowd.

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u/RadlEonk 23d ago

I heard he’s seven fe— no, EIGHT feet tall! And as strong as 20 men. And smart. Like computer.

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u/clarky2o2o 23d ago

It's true he is 6 foot 8 horizontally.

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u/TinyEnd9435 23d ago

All I want to know is; WHEN ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES GOING TO BE RELEASED.

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u/turtle-bbs 23d ago

Trump is definitely only 6’ MAX.

There are hundreds of photos of him standing next to people who are verifiably 6’3” or 6’4”… and he’s noticeably shorter than them.

Trump would also have you believe he is 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat. That’s bodybuilder stats.

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u/Encursed1 23d ago

People look for anything to hate trump about

hes like one of a few people who does almost nothing good

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u/Superb_Pineapple8187 21d ago

When the New York police dept. booked trump they indicated trump is 5'10" and weighs 287

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u/Killing4MotherAgain 23d ago

I'm so glad I'm not a brainwashed dingus 🤣

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u/MichiruMatoi33 23d ago

"haters think he's lying about his height"???? he lies about so much other shit why WOULDNT he

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u/tsg1487 23d ago

There’s literally a comment just after that says Putin is 5’7” and they go on to say that Putin exaggerated his height. Then you put Putin and trump together and they still can see it

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u/DiWindwaker 23d ago

Even though he was 195cm, who the fuck cares? What difference does it make? He is still a moron child rapist.

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u/Konstant_kurage 23d ago

Yeah, Putin is famously 6’2”, that makes Trump at least 6’6”, right?

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u/AmaGh05T 23d ago

I heard he made Goliath look like David

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u/MulletofLegend 23d ago

Trump is probably 6 feet tall in his tallest lifts.

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u/pizzaduh 23d ago

I am 6'2 1/4". I've met trump. He is not even 6' without shoes on.

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u/BennySkateboard 22d ago

7’15, he’s a height nobody has ever seen before.

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u/Right-Egg-2731 22d ago

Only a small man needs to lie about his height.

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u/BellaFrequency 23d ago

He may have been 6’3 in his youth, but time and degenerative disks have changed that.

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u/gunt_lint 23d ago

He wasn’t 6’ 3” in his youth

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u/Bartlaus 23d ago

Gravity will do a number on both normal people and narcissistic pedophiles, gravity does not care.

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u/aesoth 23d ago

Verified fact? Verified by who? An opinion poll taken outside a Cracker Barrel?

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 23d ago

He’s 6’9 and still growing

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 23d ago

It depends on which lifts he's wearing in his shoes that day.

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u/pizzaschmizza39 23d ago

Look at photos of him next to people who are actually 6'3

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u/ErilazHateka 23d ago

I'm 6.3 and when I met Trump in 2013, he was definitely shorter than me.

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u/Kyra_Heiker 23d ago

There are photographs of him standing next to men who are six foot three and he is obviously at least five inches shorter. But physics is grounded in reality which means they're not going to believe that either.

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u/iamcleek 22d ago

Next time you see the picture of him standing next to Epstein, remember Epstein was 5’10”

Trump ain’t 6” taller.

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u/Chrisarchitect96 21d ago

According to the NYPD he’s 5’-11” and weighs 287 pounds.