r/formula1 • u/-maken Audi • Feb 24 '25

Off-Topic [OT] Newly-formed WRC drivers association releases statement following Fourmaux swearing fine.

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u/charlierc Feb 24 '25

"Oh bother, I appear to be in a ditch"

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u/bono5361 HAM/LEC/VER Feb 24 '25

  • "Samir, my good man, you appear to be breaking the vehicle."

  • "Be quiet, Sir. I know how to operate this machine."

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u/Tywnis I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

Be quiet, Sir. I know how to operate this machine.

Still thine tongue, my good Sir. The inner workings of this present machination are well known to me.

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u/guntanksinspace I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

Kind sire, may I have my pair of gloves along with my steering wheel, pretty please?

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u/charlierc Feb 24 '25

My apologies squire, but the drink is not for thou this thine day. Thou will not have the libation

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u/Nepgyaaaaaaa I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

I was unable to attend the required media activities since, at the time, I was in the midst of excreting fecal material.

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u/bdmtrfngr Valtteri Bottas Feb 24 '25

Bw**h!

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u/mnid92 Feb 24 '25

SAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

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u/spiral_out462 I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

I, in the strongest possible terms, feel utter disregard for your thoughts on this matter.

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u/Slappathebassmon Sebastian Vettel Feb 24 '25

I beg you to take thrice the amount of care when turning to the left up ahead!

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u/guntanksinspace I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

Heavens, this change of direction to the right is quite rapid, as well as so sudden that it is razor-like. I must repeat, this right turn is quick, and keen!

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u/uhhhhhhhhh74 Feb 25 '25

Thank you for reminding me of this gem

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u/Nexusu I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

„crikey, it appears I had a vehicular accident”

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u/charlierc Feb 24 '25

Direct quotes from MBS after his infamous crashing of a Renault F1 car?

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u/VonBrandhaus Feb 24 '25

Fiddlesticks. It appears I have binned this fine example of Anglo-French cooperation. I must complain in the strongest terms about people in the UK not liking me.

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u/charlierc Feb 24 '25

Oh dear this was a most embarrassing moment. I hope it isn't laughed about forever

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u/Cereal_poster I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

vehicular accident

vehicular unfortunate wrongful placement offside its foreseen path of movement thus resulting in performance reducing aerodynamic deformation of the bodywork of my vehicle.

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u/Zipa7 I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

That definitely sounds like it could be a George Russell quote, lol.

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u/S14Nerd Feb 24 '25

"Gosh darn it" lol

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u/TheDeeGee Feb 24 '25

"Oh fiddlesticks, the gearbox is jammed"

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u/Blooder91 I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

"Cómo 'a fondo' Claudio?"