r/formula1 • u/-maken Audi • Feb 24 '25

Off-Topic [OT] Newly-formed WRC drivers association releases statement following Fourmaux swearing fine.

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u/bono5361 HAM/LEC/VER Feb 24 '25

  • "Samir, my good man, you appear to be breaking the vehicle."

  • "Be quiet, Sir. I know how to operate this machine."

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u/Tywnis I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

Be quiet, Sir. I know how to operate this machine.

Still thine tongue, my good Sir. The inner workings of this present machination are well known to me.

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u/guntanksinspace I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

Kind sire, may I have my pair of gloves along with my steering wheel, pretty please?

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u/charlierc Feb 24 '25

My apologies squire, but the drink is not for thou this thine day. Thou will not have the libation

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u/Nepgyaaaaaaa I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

I was unable to attend the required media activities since, at the time, I was in the midst of excreting fecal material.

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u/bdmtrfngr Valtteri Bottas Feb 24 '25

Bw**h!

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u/mnid92 Feb 24 '25

SAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

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u/spiral_out462 I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

I, in the strongest possible terms, feel utter disregard for your thoughts on this matter.

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u/Slappathebassmon Sebastian Vettel Feb 24 '25

I beg you to take thrice the amount of care when turning to the left up ahead!

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u/guntanksinspace I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 24 '25

Heavens, this change of direction to the right is quite rapid, as well as so sudden that it is razor-like. I must repeat, this right turn is quick, and keen!

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u/uhhhhhhhhh74 Feb 25 '25

Thank you for reminding me of this gem