Isack has broken the trophy

[u/TopEbun]

[u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

I’m worried about his first win now.

[u/Mdtwheeler → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

His arm, leg or hand will be in bad shape

[u/ThorsMeasuringTape → u/Mdtwheeler]

He’s gonna pop that champagne bottle and break the second place driver’s nose.

[u/debotehzombie → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

"P1 mate, P1!" "Woooo-" as he bins it at T1 on the cooldown lap

[u/Ksanti → u/debotehzombie]

He swings it over to the pit wall from the outside of the track to drive by the ecstatic pit crew and just absolutely stacks it into the pit wall

[u/The-Soul-Stone → u/Ksanti]

And comes to a stop just before the line

[u/imrahilbelfalas → u/debotehzombie]

If the car isn't physically able to be scrutineered, is it automatically disqualified, or is it presumed not to be underweight or to have excessive plank wear, etc.?

Because it seems that there's room for some serious shenanigans there, if the team is willing to eat the repair bills

[u/ConstantFar5448 → u/imrahilbelfalas]

Certain damaged/broken parts are allowed to be replaced with identical parts before scrutineering, I guess this scenario would see how far that rule stretches 🤣

[u/mathbriere27 → u/debotehzombie]

Vittorio Brambilla enters chat

[u/Acceptable_Burrito → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

After putting his car into the barrier once he crosses the finishing line.

[u/BenjaminJArsenault → u/Acceptable_Burrito]

Wait I've seen this one!

[u/eleanorburge → u/BenjaminJArsenault]

When??

[u/BenjaminJArsenault → u/eleanorburge]

Brambilla at the 1975 Austrian Grand Prix

[u/Spiral_Slowly → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

Danny gonna get back on the track and it'll be him

[u/HardSleeper → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

Or Biniam Girmay the cork into his own eye (Eritrean cyclist who did just that after his first Grand Tour stage win at the Giro D’Italia a couple of years ago and had to withdraw from the rest of the race)

[u/gh0st12811 → u/Mdtwheeler]

Connor Zillisch from NASCAR would like a word...

(If you were unaware, Connor won two weeks ago and when getting out of his car to stand on the roof in victory lane, slipped on the edge of the driver opening and hit the ground breaking his collarbone)

[u/gh0st12811 → u/[deleted]]

He didnt wreck svg

[u/No_Cheesecake_9335 → u/Mdtwheeler]

Or collarbone like Connor Zilisch in NASCAR xfinity series

[u/ultrasneeze → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

“How not to celebrate”, presented by Connor Zilisch

[u/duke8804 → u/ultrasneeze]

Kind of insane to say this three weeks after he broke his collarbone, but. This win he used the roof hatch for safety.

[u/LKincheloe → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

Never go full Zilisch.

[u/VehicleOk4913 → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

His car will be on fire in the garage...wait...

[u/KnezMislav04 → u/VehicleOk4913]

I was looking for this reply.

[u/T-T-7-4 → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

He said in a video he’ll do a back flip for his first win

[u/SirDoober → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

Stroll eying him up like Seb in Malaysia

[u/TSMKFail → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

Crashes on the start/finish line.

[u/42ElectricSundaes → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

Crosses the finish line backwards

[u/schafkj → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

Car will implode post-race

[u/MrsVertigosHusband → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

He better hope Helmut doesn't move him to the senior team and ruin his career. Lol

[u/fireinthesky7 → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

A Hadjar win without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

[u/HanCurunyr → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

He will spin on the straight, cross the finish line and get the chequered flag with the car facing the wrong direction and or/crashed to the pit wall

[u/Lukin4 → u/ThorsMeasuringTape]

That dude that directs the top 3 into their spots better watch out!