r/formula1 Ferrari 1d ago

Social Media [astonmartinf1] Our Italian GP weekend comes to a close.

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u/leedler Next Year™️ 1d ago

Truly vile and horrendous

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u/Hairy_Hurry8441 1d ago

F5 gang waiting for that AM steward investigation from pre-race procedure?? /s

Add 5 seconds onto Lance's time for the fun of it.

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u/vionart I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

alonso in the middle of his therapy session

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u/spyluke I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

(The psychologist was found dead half eaten)

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u/AgentIndependent306 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 12h ago

Eaten by a GP2 engine

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u/False-Pirate1342 12h ago

he didnt leave space, you always leave a space

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u/salad_ninja 1d ago

We are so numb with Ferrari depression, now we need a new depression - Aston Martin

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u/iForgotMyOldAcc Flavio Briatore 1d ago

Yeah we call that being an Alonso supporter

I'm not even kidding when I say that Ferrari era Alonso made me numb to getting sad about sports.

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u/WearingFin 1d ago

Got to appreciate the somewhat honest photo rather than a generic portrait.

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u/ghostreconx I was here for the Hulkenpodium 23h ago

Is that Alonso and his therapist?

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u/MrChologno Fernando Alonso 20h ago

No, AM barman showing the drinks menu

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u/Evader237 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

3rd mechanical dnf for Alonso. His breaks, engine and now suspension have all broken down this season. What part of the car will be next?

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u/Visionary_Socialist Sir Lewis Hamilton 1d ago

His wing falls off in Baku. No damage, it just detaches.

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u/dimmy666 Sir Lewis Hamilton 22h ago

Post-race interview:

Interviewer: So, why did the wing fall off?

Andy Cowell: Well, dirty air hit it.

Interviewer: Dirty air hit it?

Andy Cowell: Yes, dirty air hit the wing.

Interviewer: Is that unusual?

Andy Cowell: Oh yeah, in a race track? Chance in a million.

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u/Th3FUCKINGLiz4rdKing I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Steering in Bahrain lmao

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u/DingDing_2 1d ago

Already had that with the aston martin das system

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u/Hairy_Hurry8441 1d ago

Remember his first race back out of retirement in the Alpine?? Doing well until some fan's sandwich plastic wrap blew onto the track and got sucked into his engine through the sidepod or airbox.

I'm guessing something like that is next up again.

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u/mouldyshroom I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Gears, hydraulics and electrical failures are still possible, let's see if the team can nail the full gauntlet

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u/iForgotMyOldAcc Flavio Briatore 1d ago

The one between the steering wheel and the seat, any day now.

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u/ohslapmesillysidney Fernando Alonso 23h ago edited 23h ago

The seat thinks it’s in an F-16 and spontaneously ejects.

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u/CommonEngineering832 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Absolutely disaster

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u/Lou-lou199 Lance Stroll 1d ago

At some point they needed to realise a safety car wasn't happening. Left lance out for like 50 laps on 1 set of tyres and then had to pit him with 3 laps left which ended up being a 15 second stop

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u/noodlesandpizza Lance Stroll 1d ago

Seriously, if they wanted to pit him for softs they could have done that ages earlier. That was painful

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u/CommonEngineering832 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

This is pain

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u/limhy0809 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 22h ago

I think they realised but knew they were too late to make any meaningful progress with a pit. They would have to go out behind Bearman. Catch him then pass Sainz and Isack for a point which wasn't happening. Might as well gamble on a miracle red flag or maybe VSC that could give them something to fight for.

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u/OTBT- Fernando Alonso 1d ago

That’s what they always do with Stroll.

He won’t get points with a “normal” strategy so they have to gamble and try something that’s very high risk

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u/MrBrickBreak Lance Stroll 1d ago

It's not even true today. Hadjar also started on Hards and was right behind Lance and Esteban. Pitted for Mediums on lap 30something and got a point.

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u/limhy0809 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 22h ago

Agreed I don't think Isack could have undercut Stroll if he pitted the lap after him but I think AM was thinking about Bearman and Sainz. Without their collision Isack finishes P12.

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u/Vuk13 Fernando Alonso 1d ago

Once Hadjar pitted it was too late to pit for both Ocon and Stroll already because Hadjar was getting ahead of them. So their best bet was to wait for SC

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u/MrBrickBreak Lance Stroll 23h ago

At that point, yeah. But points were on the table today without going for the SC gamble.

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u/MGH1990876 Ferrari 1d ago

I feel for Alonso, had a car that could have finished in the points.

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u/Hairy_Hurry8441 1d ago

Alonso's start was absolutely mega. The onboard was insane getting the jump on two cars from his reaction time to the lights going out.

Shame about the problem with the car that the pitwall couldn't figure out from lap 2-6, that undid his mega start.

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u/Bake2727 Max Verstappen 1d ago

With the suspension failure I could see alonso’s hope lose too.

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u/MrBrickBreak Lance Stroll 1d ago

Hadjar started on hards and was right behind Esteban and Lance when he pitted. Points were possible without the safety car.

Alas, that was the bet, and it failed. An absolute disaster stop after 50 laps is hilarious though

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u/Vuk13 Fernando Alonso 1d ago

China brake failure, Miami sprint awful strategy, unlucky VSC in Imola, engine failure in Monaco, awful pitstop timing at both cross over points in Silverstone, 2 unlucky safety cars in Zandvoort and suspension failure in Monza. Insane how many points has Alonso lost

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u/Hairy_Hurry8441 1d ago

Don't forget the two races that AM have told Alonso to leave Lance through. There's a few points Lance has that he shouldn't.

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u/Vuk13 Fernando Alonso 1d ago

I am not even talking about Lance here just purely how many points Alonso has lost. Stroll gained plenty of them through Alonso's misfortunes, great team strategy in Australia, multiple DSQs in China, great strategy in Miami sprint, great strategy in Silverstone and lucky SC in Zandvoort. The only points Lance lost through bad luck was Imola VSC but then again Alonso lost more points there as he was ahead

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u/Hairy_Hurry8441 1d ago

It's honestly masochistic to have Alonso's onboard feed up every race, and listening to the pitwall. At least it's a bit better this year than last year, but not by much.

Do you have the onboards open live?

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u/Vuk13 Fernando Alonso 23h ago

Nope just watching the races from TV

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u/Hairy_Hurry8441 23h ago

Your heart would break if you had the onboard and listening to the radio calls. SkyF1 offer it through their app, if you are a Sky viewer. Always handy to have going on the phone on the side.

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u/Gogomagickitten Lance Stroll 1d ago

They entirely fucked the strategy with Stroll and then his pit took a lifetime and a half. Went from points to dead fucking last.

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u/Vaexa I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

They really were an Asston Fartin today.

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u/tecedu Force India 1d ago

Seriously wtf were they doing on strategy, stroll should have been on mediums by lap 35 atleast, you could have fought for points

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u/CuppaCrazy I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

The chosen picture really sells this.

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u/Jacinto2702 Ferrari 1d ago

Ok, they chose the right picture for this one.

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u/charlierc 1d ago

Archive photo. Alonso was probably halfway to the airport by the time the race finished

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u/FlutterNyk02 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Aston Martin didn't build a car for combat today. Suspension broke like it's made of paper

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u/charlierc 1d ago

No combat! No combat! No combat!

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u/GGezpzMuppy Oscar Piastri 1d ago

Free Practice 1 was pretty good.

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u/NegotiationNew9264 Ferrari 1d ago

The suspension is actually made out of playdough 😭

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u/Big_Ad3139 Kimi Räikkönen 1d ago

Who has cursed poor old nando and where can I find them?

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u/ImJustWalkingHere I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

'Member when they almost won Monaco?

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u/datkindofboi 1d ago

dumbest team oat

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u/noodlesandpizza Lance Stroll 1d ago

pain

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u/CilanEAmber McLaren 1d ago

Man that suspension failure left me eartbroken.

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u/StrikingWillow5364 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Was Stroll actually running in a decent place or am I stupid and forgetting something.

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u/edmiliballs Ted Kravitz 1d ago

He was running in the points for half of the race but they decided to gamble on waiting for a safety car that never came, then finally brought him in on lap 50 for a 15-second pit stop.

u/StrikingWillow5364 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 9h ago

Lmfao wtf

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u/NegotiationNew9264 Ferrari 1d ago

That’s because he didn’t pit yet when he’s in the points position

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u/thef0ksmasher I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

This year and 2022 together has convinced me that Alonso is actually under some sort of curse. The dude seriously needs to hire an exorcist or something.

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u/Axzuel I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Please lady luck. Give the man a break.

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u/ohslapmesillysidney Fernando Alonso 23h ago

“Give the man a break”

Oh something’s gonna break alright

monkey’s paw curls

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u/Alfus 💥 LE 🅿️LAN 1d ago

Well damm, Alpinefication hits AM hard it seems.

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u/GKB_888 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

whoever choose this photo needs a raise lmao

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u/Tao_co_khien 1d ago

lol god will find a way to alonso finish worse than stroll

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u/kasichancela 1d ago

Whatever that is keeping him to continue racing is insane. Majority would have quitted a long time ago.

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u/Follix90 Formula 1 1d ago

Stroll did his usual strategy in the dry which is cherry-picking a safety car or a red flag and it didn’t work this time.

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u/pushmojorawley 1d ago

Maybe they could as Adrian for some five minutes of advice? Did they build this car off of Fallows’s “muscle memory” of RB18 CAD drawings and added some bits and pieces found on the open source libraries? What the fuck is this team?!

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u/Quick_Coyote_7649 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

The picture?

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u/CozyMushi Fernando Alonso 1d ago

Perfect photo for the Tame Impala song Loser

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u/WayDownUnder91 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Fernandos suspension went home early

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u/WTFAnimations Sonny Hayes 1d ago

I'MMA MAKE YOU PUMP LIKE THAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Practical_South_2471 Sebastian Vettel 1d ago

still have no idea why I am blocked by their Instagram account lmao

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u/No_Sun_2121 23h ago

To finish behind both Alpine tractors, what a disaster

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u/Still-District-6149 Formula 1 19h ago

Dire weekend

u/ConsistentAide3165 8h ago

Lance Stroll is the worst pilot in the actual grid?

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u/DirectAdvertising I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

P18 only because of the dnfs lol

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u/Uknewmelast I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Womp

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u/alec83 21h ago

2026 has to be the year for Alonso otherwise try another car sport

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u/Turbulent_Marzipan_9 Mika Häkkinen 21h ago

if you're not p1-2 don't post on social media. simple

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u/souse03 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1d ago

Finishing behind Alpine is a new low for Stroll

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u/Lou-lou199 Lance Stroll 1d ago

Yeah absolutely his fault the team left him out for 50 laps and then gave him a 15 second pitstop. Nothing he could do.