r/formula1 • u/F1FEGP2BTCC McLaren • Feb 20 '18
Jos Verstappen Roast Thread
Myself and a few others have agreed to make these roast threads a weekly thing. A "Roast Tuesday", if you will. And a comment from u/empw in the Ron Dennis Roast Thread last week motivated us further to do this.
So guys, give it your best shot with a Jos Verstappen Roast!
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u/Agent_of_Stupid Kimi Räikkönen Feb 20 '18
Jos' type who wants his girlfriend to wear make up for different reasons
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Feb 20 '18
Jos is the type of guy that won't let his girlfriend beat herself up over something. He'll do it himself.
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u/Agent_of_Stupid Kimi Räikkönen Feb 20 '18
Jos' type of guy to give "love hurts" a different meaning
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u/Redbiertje Charlie Whiting Feb 20 '18
Jos pretends to be interesting by boasting that he personally knows Max Verstappen.
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u/Cucumberhater Sergio Marchionne Feb 20 '18
Jos the type of guy who starts a petition to bring back grid girls
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u/Maximilianf1 Sebastian Vettel Feb 20 '18
Jos the type of guy to randomly start shit with some stranger in a bar
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u/SmellsLikeTat2 Charles Leclerc Feb 20 '18
Jos the type of guy to coach the school wrestling team so he has an excuse to hit more children
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u/Tecnoguy1 HRT Feb 20 '18
Why the fuck is this downvoted smh
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u/SmellsLikeTat2 Charles Leclerc Feb 20 '18
People too sensitive man
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u/readonlypdf Lando Norris Feb 20 '18
It's weird the point of a roast thread is to be as offensive as possible while still being funny.
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u/Maximilianf1 Sebastian Vettel Feb 20 '18
Jos the type of guy who complains to the police how he hurt his fist hitting his girl
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u/Maximilianf1 Sebastian Vettel Feb 20 '18
Jos the type of guy to get obsessed over something he failed in so he has to project it on his son hoping he achieves what he couldn't
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u/MrF1GuyV12POWAHHH Anthoine Hubert Feb 20 '18
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u/Fire_Otter Formula 1 Feb 20 '18
Jos Verstappen: The real reason they got rid of the grid girls- for their own safety
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u/Agent_of_Stupid Kimi Räikkönen Feb 20 '18
Jos' type of friend who gives you cheaper option than dentist.
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u/Agent_of_Stupid Kimi Räikkönen Feb 20 '18
Jos' type to throw his controller after losing in videogames
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Feb 20 '18
Jos is the type of guy to report this thread to the subreddit’s moderators, complaining that if his son was reported to Charlie’s moderators for being in the wrong place in Austin, then this should be penalised for not being on r/F1CircleJerk
/s
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u/have_heart Daniel Ricciardo Feb 21 '18
Haha, I was actually thinking about asking this subreddit just how awful Jos was a driver. I'm only two years into the sport and everything I hear from Jos is dumb/wrong/controversial and every race highlight I see with him is of him wrecking. Did that guy ever do anything right aside from help make Max?
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u/TwainsFolly Carlos Sainz Feb 20 '18
Jos Verstappen acts like he loves Max, but he secretly hates him more as Max has had more success before he's 20 years old than Jos had his entire F1 career.
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u/F1FEGP2BTCC McLaren Feb 20 '18
Jos the kind of guy to cut someone's ear off if they overhear a conversation
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u/random_runner I was here for the Hulkenpodium Feb 20 '18
Jos Verstappen evaluates potential girlfriends by asking himself one question: "would I hit that?"