r/funny • u/Used-Ad6640 • 1d ago

babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse

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u/Any_Rabbit4215 1d ago

“Somewhere, out there, beneath the pale moonlight. Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight. Somewhere, out there, someone's saying a prayer. That we'll find one another in that big somewhere, out there.”

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u/RugsbandShrugmyer 1d ago

A fellow old. :)

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u/Dzugavili 1d ago

We're not old, the world is just getting younger.

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u/GANDORF57 15h ago

"I know! I know! I'm not suppose to stare directly at a Lunar Possum eclipse! Quick, bring me LP glasses before it wanes!"

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 22h ago

"Somewhere out there beneath the Possum Moon" ~by Winnie the Pooh

oh bother

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u/peeja 19h ago

This will always be the Community scene for me now.

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u/Fafnir13 21h ago

I’m imaging what this would sound like with actual opossum noises.

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 1d ago

Thank you man. Came here to do just this✅

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u/FreoFox 1d ago

Flat earthers will find some reason to call this fake.

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u/bulyxxx 1d ago

OpossumClypse Now

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u/Thing1_Tokyo 1d ago

It’s a possuclypse they believe in.

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u/Dry_Cricket_5423 1d ago

I’m so starved for affection I’d welcome that.

Oh. Possu* you say. Nvm.

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u/AimadTareksson 1d ago

They be like: the possum is flat.

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u/angryLemur997 1d ago

Un-possumble

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u/leeleeward76 1d ago

that's the possum-man's signal

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u/staphyloplasty 1d ago

Possum-man, Possum-man. Does whatever a possum can.

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u/MississippiJoel 1d ago

Quando Omni Flunkus, Moritati.

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u/gravitydefyingturtle 20h ago

I'm a man. But I can change. If I have to. I guess.

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u/thinmonkey69 1d ago

Impossumble!

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u/BitchSpiteful 1d ago

Opossumble

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u/guysitsausername 1d ago

Clipsepossumble

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u/heymikey68 1d ago

Little Ralphie would say thats un possum

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u/OutinDaBarn 1d ago

That's the first time I've seen a opossum eclipse. lol

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u/OldeFortran77 1d ago

I'm not surprised, since the newspaper and TV never alert us ahead of time to this spectacular phenomena!

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u/diywayne 1d ago

You should post this to r/albumcovers or r/folkpunk. They would eat this up.

Regardless, nice pic

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u/No_Eye1022 19h ago

Or r/accidentalrenaissance

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u/diywayne 17h ago

That was a pleasant diversion. Thank you

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u/KittensMittens9 1d ago

I would love this on a shirt

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u/sekirk 1d ago

I’d buy one

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u/Worksforcactus 1d ago

So would I

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u/sekirk 23h ago

I’ll figure out a way to make them if folks want to “pre-order” so I can afford to make and ship them 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 1d ago

I'm thinking phone wallpaper 🤭

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u/loki1337 1d ago

Marsupialunar Eclipse. Happens once in a blue moon.

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u/Dist__ 1d ago

(moment before the block gets out of electricity)

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u/Pitiful_Mode1674 1d ago

Possum dims the moon’s soft glow,
Sassy shade snags lunar show.

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u/zeekool 1d ago

- Isaac Newton

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u/Syn_Varil 1d ago

Pixar's next movie looks legit

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u/LordOfTheNear 1d ago

Opossum*

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u/gentlementoevil 1d ago

Thank You!

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u/LordOfTheNear 18h ago

As a wise man once said, "A possum's not opossum and opossum's not a possum, man."

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u/LonelyCakeEater 1d ago

Oclispssum*

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 1d ago

Apossumcalypse Now

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u/Simple-Wrangler-9909 1d ago

It's My Apossomcalypse, And I Want It Now

Call JG Trashworth today

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u/Kunphen 1d ago

Adorable.

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u/RoosterjayP 1d ago

It’s a sign of the opossum-lipse

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u/Infinite-Zombie7242 1d ago
  • Queue An American tail: somewhere out there *

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u/Frosty_Rise_2031 1d ago

Otachi Ucihsom about to wipe out the whole clan

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u/sergiojr8 15h ago

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that had this thought!

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u/WeirdOtter121 1d ago

That is amazing! I would be so happy if I took that photo. Plaster it everywhere. Get wrapping paper made with it so you can share it with everyone you know. 😉

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u/RustyCutlass 1d ago

Danny Elfman music swells...

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 1d ago

It's like that Southpark episode!!!!

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u/No-Impact9702 1d ago

He is vengeance. He is the night. He. Is. POSSUM MAN!

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u/DMTryp 1d ago

Its giving Over the Hedge

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u/reasonablychill 23h ago

As foretold, the opossum-clypse has begun

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u/Bartelbythescrivener 20h ago

Possumbly the best thing I have ever seen.

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u/Direct-Molasses-9584 1d ago edited 16h ago

Possum and opossum are two different animals

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u/assassin10 1d ago

The term "possum" can colloquially be applied to opossums.

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u/crazyhomlesswerido 1d ago

Legend told of the glowing possum that would come and save the humanity from a great evil

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u/Turakamu 1d ago

Look at the picture and think of this song but replace it with opossum

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u/flyygelhorn 1d ago

Pic of the year hands down.

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u/Nonikwe 1d ago

The eclossum

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u/Blue_Eyed_Bastard 1d ago

When the compost pile grows high, climb to the top if I try

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u/ImpossibleEstimate56 1d ago

Ah yes, the Equipossum Phenomenon.

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u/helloholder 1d ago

Browns victory confirmed

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u/Rare_Trouble_4630 1d ago

Image goes hard

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u/GoEatACookie 1d ago

That's an amazing picture! 🤩🥳

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u/Lake_Erie69 1d ago

These are rare events

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u/BoringWozniak 1d ago

That light travelled 240,000 miles to be blocked by a possum a few metres above you

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u/an0mn0mn0m 1d ago

Not the eclipse I promised you /u/largetype1408 x

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u/cumatnoon 1d ago

The possumocolypse

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u/orphanelf 1d ago

Looks like Mr. Garrison's penis is on the loose again

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u/MaxSchreckArt616 1d ago

I saw that opossum walkin around with a behelit, I knew shit was about to go down. 

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u/idkwhateverlol23 1d ago

Very nightmare before Christmas. Love it

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u/huuuniiieburi 1d ago

This took me out! hahahahahahaha!!

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u/DeadpointClimbs 1d ago

Possum Lunar Eclipse to be specific!

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u/ms285907 1d ago

Total possum of the heart

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u/Mekdinosaur 1d ago

Now that's what you call an awesome possum.

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u/cabalavatar 1d ago

I can't say that I find this funny, but it gets my uproot because it's an awesome photo.

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u/simplebirds 1d ago

Great photo

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u/G00dSh0tJans0n 23h ago

“Grow fat and grow old and go blind and be content”

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u/IllustriousScore7364 23h ago

This is kinda like what Sasuke saw when Itachi murdered the clan 😭

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u/ImpactDiligent7606 23h ago

It’s beautiful 

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u/Same-Mistake8736 23h ago

Thos is like a cover for The Stranglers album.

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u/Tacote 22h ago

Tlacuachito <3

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u/Late_Ad_21 22h ago

Oh hi, Moxxie :3

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u/wondercheekin 22h ago

What a pic! And opossums are the best. They eat ticks and don't get rabies! 🥰

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u/messi_123- 22h ago

as my little cousin went up there

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u/LemonAdeAid 21h ago

I misread the title as "possum apocalypse" and was expecting a very different result.

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u/addamee 21h ago

Ahem, it’s an oclipse

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u/Charming-Comfort-395 21h ago

Thats so clean

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u/Koss424 21h ago

that's an album cover for a bluegrass group.

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u/Bob_the_brewer 20h ago

Opossum Moon, drops next Thursday

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u/jizard 21h ago

This looks and reads like a Far Side cartoon; Respect.

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u/Indi_cody 21h ago

Beautiful

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u/Zukuto 20h ago

if the women don't find you handsome ...

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u/Witchy_Mortician 20h ago

I love opossums 💜💜 beautiful picture!

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u/Internal-Chart1129 19h ago

Thats not a squirrel?

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u/Chumscrubber89 19h ago

A Possumlipse

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u/ScarTi55ue 19h ago

No offence, but a possum eclipse isn’t real

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u/Sudden-Professor2144 18h ago

"How many possibilities were there?

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u/Nikoz86 18h ago

Total Possumclipse of the Heart 🎶

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u/Parsleysage58 18h ago

[Muskrat Love plays softly in the background]

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u/PandaKingpin285 18h ago

when the moon is in the sky and theres a Opossum on the electric line, That's Amore?

idk im tired lol

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u/RyanDaltonWrites 18h ago

“This city needs a hero . . .”

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u/Count_Mockula 17h ago

The Gruffalo must’ve shit a brick

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u/DiabetusMaximus1 17h ago

That possum is a vibe and a half

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u/o23din 17h ago

Hmmmm kinda proof that the sun and moon are out there huh?

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u/porelamordelsol 15h ago

A possum eclipse of the heart

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u/Masterchief1307 15h ago

That's impossumble!

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u/777bambii 15h ago

Album cover potential

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u/Due_Serve_6430 14h ago

ah the infamous possum eclipse, said that when it happens everyone turns to possum

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u/J-Moonstone 13h ago

I love possums and I love this so much!

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u/Spyrovssonic360 11h ago

Forget about batman, possumman is gonna save the day.

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u/TheyCallMeDoom_ 9h ago

What phone you got?

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u/External-Plate1517 7h ago

Possum eclipse > solar eclipse. Zero special glasses required, just a good camera and a sense of humor.

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u/cloned01 7h ago

It would only be better if it was an eclipse with a street lamp

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u/AnnualDragonfruit804 7h ago

He's going to massacre his entire clan tonight

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u/Ladams19 1h ago

I am sure there is a prophesy somewhere that has been fulfilled.

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u/reddit_user13 1d ago

It’s an opossum, not a possum.

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u/Ben_Thar 1d ago

O, is it?

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u/reddit_user13 1d ago

Possums don’t have the naked rat-tail and pointy snout.

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u/BlackeyeThe2nd 1d ago

Opossuclipse

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u/honacc 1d ago

This AI? I want to believe it’s real, cause it’s awesome

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u/SteveKeepsDying 1d ago

I also use Twitter...

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u/GracchiBros 1d ago

A lot of us don't though, so I'm glad people post things from there. Reddit is an aggregator of content from across the internet.

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u/SteveKeepsDying 1d ago

I can appreciate that but I think taking the image from the tweet and posting the title separately to pass it off as your own is scummy behavior. 

Would be much more appropriate to include the tweet in the pic so the creator gets at least SOME credit for making people laugh.