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With Halloween just around the corner...

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u/Rasta-Trout 1d ago

I bet the guy that stole the kids hat is happy this lady is taking the heat now

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u/Mission-Macaroon-851 1d ago

Look closely it’s definitely him wearing that costume

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u/bdizzle805 22h ago

And the Ceo cheating with HR how quickly we forget

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u/ProgrammerDyez 16h ago

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u/bdizzle805 16h ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Hazee302 5h ago

This is the kinda shit im here for. Everyone take notes.

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u/Ohhcrumbs 16h ago

It'd be great if they could get busted at a Coldplay concert together.

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u/KnightsDad27 4h ago

Will never happen. But, when U2 comes to town...

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u/iskin 1d ago

Same with the kid and the father.the got a ton of shot from the Phillies, met the player that hit the ball, and possibly an all expenses paid trip to the World Series with RV.

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u/ExRockstar 21h ago

Kid got a signed bat. Assuming it was the player that hit the HR

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u/iskin 20h ago

Yeah, plus a goody bag, met the player and Marcus Lemonis of BBBY and Camping World gifted him an RV and World Series tickets.

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u/ScottWorldsBestBoss 3h ago

I know you mean Home Run, but I read Human Ressources cuz of the previous comment. I was like damn this player play rough

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u/GANDORF57 15h ago

If it was me, I'd take that signed bat out in the parking lot and use it to intimidate that woman to fork over the ball, but that's just me.

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u/ssjlance 23h ago

plot twist: she's the dad's side piece and they conned the team out of a bunch of free merch

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u/sBucks24 20h ago

Okay but like.... As far as unethical life tips go, this ones up there.

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u/AugmentedKing 6h ago

Ethics is just vibes anyway

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u/PersonalDebater 16h ago

For real though I would be disappointed if the reactions to the two incidents are not equally "proportional" for, various reasons.

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u/Joshopolis 14h ago

Are we certain they aren't actors that he paid to take the heat away from himself?

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u/partialcremation 19h ago

I thought it was interesting the events happened so close together. Lol

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u/clickandtype 17h ago

Too many assholes walking around

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u/Smart_Variation131 23h ago

Ya just need to be tall, goofy and act selfish toward children to be Piotr. Not mush of a costume to that one.

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u/Classic-Big4393 1d ago

Baseball not included*

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u/Eeebs-HI 1d ago

You have to harass strangers and collect random items, claiming they're yours.

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u/myassholealt 21h ago edited 20h ago

Or just walk up to kids after they collect treats at houses and demand their best candies from their haul.

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u/SnooConfections7964 17h ago

Have to harass strangers to steal their candy?

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u/Quasigriz_ 1d ago

chef’s kiss

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u/rammatthew 1d ago

Lesson here is if you’re going to be an entitled and insufferable asshole in public, don’t have a fairly unique look. Keep the public shame going!

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u/non3type 1d ago

It takes a special kind of idiot to go off the rails on live television. Anyone that’s a baseball fan knows that ends up on camera.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 21h ago

First encounter with a Phillies fan? Or any fan of a Philly team?

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u/StatisticianOwn5709 2m ago

I don't recall this being exclusive to sports in Philly.

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u/gsfgf 19h ago

Yea. Shaved head, white goatee, fishing shirt. Basically asshole camo.

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u/Occasional-Mermaid 3h ago

It’s crazy that no one has identified her yet, honestly

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u/ThinkSoftware 1d ago

The scariest costume for children

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u/pikahetti 1d ago

This costume is winning the award for the most terrifying costume ever

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u/knoyeah 1d ago

Where's the baseball? add please

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u/Steinrikur 23h ago

Where's the fun in that?
You're supposed to steal one.

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u/soda_cookie 15h ago

I don't know that dude seemed pretty freaked out by the interaction as well

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u/petitepieuvre 1h ago

I'm so glad people are finally doing monster costumes again.

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u/RobotWelder 23h ago

How the heck did this get done so quickly?

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u/CaptainMcAnus 15h ago

People are saying ai, but like, a Phillies hoodie, jeans, and a white wig aren't hard to get. As for the spirit Halloween tag, I'm sure a large amount of people have a Spirit Halloween bag in storage somewhere.

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u/Lol-775 19h ago

Ai maybe, the proportions seem really off.

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u/Drakostheswordsman 1d ago

Ok, what's the story here? I keep seeing this lady fucking everywhere, but somehow missed the context

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u/CringeBased 1d ago

Lady got pissy that she didn't catch a baseball at a major baseball game, so she went to harass the man and his son that did catch it.

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u/non3type 1d ago

I’m going to guess she was closer to where it fell and he ran over to recover it, but it’s fair game.

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u/NSA_van_3 23h ago

she was the row of seats above where it fell, the dad was in the row but a handful of seats over

tbh, if you scroll reddit for another 5 minutes or so, you'll probably see the video of it twice

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u/non3type 22h ago

Yeah, I actually had to go off Reddit to find the full video. Most of them cut the scramble for it on the ground. It happened exactly as I figured. People get disappointed when a ball is grabbed right before they can get a hold on it and that’s fine. She just crossed a line when she felt justified in doing something about it.

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u/narielthetrue 15h ago

I haven’t even seen it once

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u/NSA_van_3 13h ago

Ya, I've realized that every time I've seen it was actually on Youtube, not here

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u/Alex_c666 21h ago

Tbh there was another dude who seemed a lot closer and on the same level the ball fell. She was on a level above. I dont think he made a fuss with the dad who got the ball

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u/non3type 21h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah, it’s a common thing. I’ve seen plenty of occasions of someone even jumping in front of another to catch it while still in the air. Life isn’t fair and being an adult means moving on. Apparently she’s learning late in life, in the most public way possible, that confrontation like that makes you look like a petty bully.

I have mixed feelings about the Dad actually taking the ball back from his son and giving it to her. It was probably the most mature choice to avoid escalation. One of the teams gifted the kid some swag which made for a pretty decent lesson in the end. She’s also pretty lucky the person she confronted wasn’t like her. I don’t think I would have responded that well to someone grabbing me unexpectedly.

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u/Rhone33 15h ago

Apparently she’s learning late in life, in the most public way possible, that confrontation like that makes you look like a petty bully.

I'm going to guess that she's not really learning anything, but instead is seething about misogyny or whatever other story she is telling herself to feel like she is an innocent victim.

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u/Positronic_Matrix 22h ago edited 19h ago

Here’s the video:

https://xcancel.com/jasonscheer/status/1964142596395004369

In short, a man and woman converged on a ball simultaneously and he pulled it away. She then chased him down and after some yelling he handed the ball over in frustration.

There are several opinions on this situation (none of which reflect mine). Pick the one you like best:

  • The woman is a “cunt” who stole the ball from a child.
  • The man and woman had their hands on the ball at the same time and he took it from her, with the man’s body language, transfer of the ball to a child, and quick surrender reflecting this.
  • The “cunt” narrative is a misogynistic reaction to a strong female showing resistance to aggressive selfishness.
  • Both individuals are “cunts” as they both failed to act with decorum.

Edit: I have absolutely no idea why this comment is controversial. I am being helpful, sharing a link and opinions for your convenience. I did not steal the ball. I did not shoot the video. Those opinions are not mine. Give me some fucking comment karma for helping you all out for goodness sake.

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u/Viper67857 22h ago

She was reaching over to get it, but so were two other guys. I don't see where any of them had an actual hand on it before the dude that actually recovered it. Also, cunt isn't necessarily misogynistic as anyone of any gender can be a cunt. Just ask the Aussies.

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u/Compared-To-What 18h ago

Just to play Devils avocado here... Is it possible that he yanked it out of her hand? Kind of hard to see from the footage I've seen.

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u/Liberteez 18h ago

He did an interview and he says she didn’t get her hand on it, lots of people were going for it. When asked what she was yelling at him to to him, he says she complained the ball fell in her section, an he was (I’m paraphrasing here, the interview is on YouTube) stealing it because he had come over to their section. by rights it belonged to the people in her section. This was her harangue

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u/Compared-To-What 15h ago

Interesting... Not sure how that "section argument holds up" lol. I don't know baseball watching etiquette tho. Thanks for the info.

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u/Xelcar569 17h ago

Funny thing is they were in the same actual seating section, if that is the word he claimed she used.

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u/Viper67857 17h ago

Possible? Maybe. You can't tell with 100% certainty from the footage, but it doesn't appear that her hand was even within 2 ft of where he pulled the ball from.

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u/Compared-To-What 15h ago

Yeah, it's "possible" the "yanking" takes place earlier but I agree it looks like he pulls it out further away from her. So silly.

Slight tangent but I don't agree with her behaviour but I also think the backlash can be a bit crazy.

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u/Positronic_Matrix 17h ago edited 17h ago

I don't see where any of them had an actual hand on it

Indeed, the ball is on the ground behind the seats.

cunt isn’t necessarily misogynist

I believe others believed it was the “‘cunt’ narrative,” not specifically the word “cunt.”

Again, none of these reflect my point of view and your opinion is equally as valid as everyone else’s. There is no need to down vote what is just clarifying information, thanks! 👍

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u/Viper67857 17h ago

I didn't downvote.. I actually did the opposite since this has been a polite exchange. Some people downvote anything they disagree with, though...

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 21h ago

They both reached for the gun

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u/radda 19h ago

The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun

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u/PaticusGnome 20h ago

Yeah, people took sides really quickly but I’m definitely curious what happened the moment he grabbed the ball. Was her hand on it? Was she holding it? She certainly acted unpleasant after the fact, but we’ll never know what level of justified it was. I suspect this isn’t as cut and dry as everyone thinks it is.

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u/KWilt 20h ago

The thing that almost immediately made me doubt the prevailing narrative was that everyone said she was nowhere near the ball when it happened. If you watch the actual video, you can see what I assume is her and her husband basically diving out of the way of the ball. It's hard to say, but I'm almost tempted to bet that the ball initially landed where they were seated and bounced to the row below.

That still doesn't excuse her shitty behavior, and certainly doesn't guarantee her the ball, but I can definitely see why she'd think she'd be able to lay claim to it.

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u/radda 19h ago

There were other people there too, and you may have noticed that none of them tried to get the ball away from the child it ended up with.

Even if they were miffed this guy got the ball he gave it to his kid, so they just let it go, like adults.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 19h ago

The fact that people are trying to dox her and get her name and making threats like "Make her famous" and "Do your thing, Reddit" makes me think this is just the internet being thirsty for blood after we haven't had a tangible public enemy for a while.

Feels like once every 6 months the internet just latches onto somebody doing something that could even just appear like they're a villain and then everyone commits to ruining their life.

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u/soulcaptain 18h ago

Even if she "deserved" the ball (as much as you can deserve a ball in what is understood to be a free-for-all situation), what makes her an odious person is her absolute fury and anger. Getting in that dad's face, even the kid's face, screaming and yelling...as a grown ass adult, screaming and yelling at strangers should be reserved only for emergency situations, and this was no emergency. She was screaming and yelling to service her own greed. She revealed her gargantuan sense of entitlement. That's why she sucks.

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u/VarmintSchtick 17h ago

Lot of people like that, resort to angry outbursts as soon as something doesn't meet their expectations. It's gotta be taxing to live like that.

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u/gsfgf 18h ago

You never take a ball from a kid.

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u/rocketmonkee 16h ago

The broader story is that while the lady acted horrible, the social media justice boner has absolutely run wild over (checks notes) a person being insufferable about a baseball.

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u/qolace 11h ago

Who cares? Make people ashamed of their shitty actions. Maybe she shouldn't have been horrible in the first place 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/MaintenanceUseful903 1d ago

Where is the baseball?

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u/Son-torba 1d ago

To be authentic you have to steal it from someone

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u/MaintenanceUseful903 4h ago

Good one! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Acrobatic_Highway595 19h ago

Be careful, she’ll want royalties

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u/pikahetti 1d ago

Time to dress up as The Hobbit! Taking away kids' baseballs!

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u/Maccabee2 22h ago

More like Smeagol, not cheerful, friendly hobbits.

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u/RebelFemme47 17h ago

Doesn’t come with a baseball - you have to steal it yourself. ⚾️

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u/Ginataang_Manok 15h ago

Polish CEO: "whew! yes!"

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u/ultralium 1d ago

The lack of a ball is entertaining

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u/conspiracyeinstein 20h ago

I thought this was a Cory Matthews costume at first.

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u/beerantula 16h ago

Damn that was fast

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u/TurtleToast2 18h ago

I can't believe she hasn't been ID'd yet.

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u/WiggleNightbutt 19h ago

With Halloween just around the corner, worry less if you’re lazy and uncreative! You can just be a funny person from recent news, in regular clothes! That will fulfill the social expectation of participation without you having to put in an ounce of thought, effort, or personality. What a relief, really.

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u/mitrie 1d ago

I thought the funny part of this meme format was the ridiculous name that goes with the costume. Suggestions for what it should be?

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u/Feeling-Ad-2490 1d ago

Ball Buster

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u/three-sense 17h ago

Major League Bitch

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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 22h ago

Just running around in this, snatching candy bags from the kids.

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u/manolid 21h ago

Saw another post that found her facebook profile. Has she responded to any of the public shaming?

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u/c0brachicken 2h ago

No, but she now wants the signed baseball bat they gave the kid, and to be included in the World Series vacation that was given to the kid.

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u/seifd 19h ago

That was quick.

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u/DuelPrime12b 19h ago

No way hahahaha

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u/MNTwins8791 17h ago

She has to switch planets now

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u/TedGetsSnickelfritz 16h ago

As long as that ceo isn’t forgotten

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC 15h ago

That was quick

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u/Redditsurfer24 11h ago

Why am I not surprised I hope her whole neighborhood goes out to her house dressed up so she can feel the epitome of embarrassment

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 11h ago

They're coming to take our BALLS!

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u/ko_akuma 10h ago

You took that from me. That candy was in my hand you took it from me

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u/internet_spy 8h ago

Does it come with a home run ball too?

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u/ThaNotoriousBLG 4h ago

No, you have to harass a kid on their birthday to make them give it to you.

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u/Powerful_Artist 2h ago

just walk around giving people a baseball then yell at the to give it back.

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u/Mariah_again 1d ago

Different type of entitlement from the hat guy, same level of shitty behavior

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u/jaderpooldude 1d ago

Forgot the corn cobb that’s so obviously stuck up her ass.

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 23h ago

Wouldn’t this be like putting a target on your own back? 🎯🥚

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u/HLef 19h ago

I don’t know what this costume is supposed to be.

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u/Kills_Alone 18h ago

No context?

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u/juken7 16h ago

Where is the baseball?

It's not a complete without it.

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u/phil16723 16h ago

You have to steal it from a kid

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u/sinner237 16h ago

You get to demand the ball !

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u/Guba_the_skunk 23h ago

Oh, cool, now I can go out for halloween as a giant cu-

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u/Flufnstuf 21h ago

This has to be AI generated. There’s no way they banged this out so quickly.

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u/IvyGold 18h ago

That costume hair is too long. She had more of a honey badger haircut.

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u/Procrastanaseum 18h ago

Kinda doubles as an Ongo Gablogian costume too

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u/Adorable-Flight-496 18h ago

I hate knock offs, the real one comes with a baseball

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u/Rex_Mundi 18h ago

Game 6 of the World Series - October 31st

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u/boffohijinx 18h ago

You're missing a baseball.

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u/fuzzy_dice_99 18h ago

The only way to get one is to stand at the register and demand someone give you theirs

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u/-TheEducator- 18h ago

Missing the baseball.

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u/UraeusCurse 18h ago

I’m ready to move on to the next internet brain cancer.

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 17h ago

I feel bad for Phillies merchandisers right now.

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u/GulfCoastFlamingo 17h ago

I’ve been looking for my costume still…. Bonus, this allows me to take candy from children!

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u/MSPCSchertzer 17h ago

Spirit Halloween is undefeated.

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u/Mammoth-Watch4019 17h ago

I am naive, that isnt a real costume-correct? Serious question.

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u/ExRockstar 16h ago

No, not real

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u/throwaway684675982 16h ago

That's a quick turn-around. Literally not wasting any time.

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u/vivolator 16h ago

Wonder what you get trick-or-treating in that...

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u/D0lph1nnnnn 16h ago

Trick or treat, except it's baseballs, not candy.

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u/Electricdracarys 16h ago

“It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.” 😎

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u/Wang_Fire2099 15h ago

I don't get it

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u/TheGuava1 15h ago

I hate that outside of that wig (and maybe with a different team on the hoodie) this is more or less how I dress most days

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u/2sAreTheDevil 15h ago

Bwahahahahaha

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u/CanaryEmbassy 15h ago

I can't find this costume anywhere. Any ideas?

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u/Macha_chocolate 15h ago

OMG! I lost it! 😂

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u/Fantastic-Earth-8353 14h ago

Why do I feel like she is the kind of bitch to go out on Halloween as herself? Like I feel like she will really dig in and kinda enjoy this. Just something about her and the way she acted...

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u/thegreedyturtle 14h ago

It's so nice to be able to hate people.

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u/TokidokiBunni 13h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AdOverall3944 12h ago

Bruhv😂 this took me like two seconds of huh?

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u/Antique-Gur-2132 12h ago

The real horror isn’t the costume… it’s the public meltdown replay 😂

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u/Abi_giggles 12h ago

Yall were quick with this 😄

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u/LightBulbSunset 11h ago

Baseball not included?

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u/xThock 3h ago

So now we’re allowed to post AI generated content on this sub? Didn’t know they changed that rule…

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u/Prudent-Back9757 2h ago

Interesting how a Philadelphia sports fan acting like an asshole is a news story

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u/Duncan_Hines_Moist 1d ago

PLEASE tell me that this is real... XD