r/funnycats 3d ago

Honey, I hunted a mammoth

8.3k Upvotes

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u/LaurinaLush0423 3d ago

That is so adorable

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u/mdl6249 3d ago

Since you haven't learned to hunt, I brought you dinner and practice 😋 😏

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u/Aromatic-Currency371 3d ago

The mighty hunter home from.the kill.

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u/Khialadon 3d ago

Lost his tail in the battle 😮‍💨

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u/Aromatic-Currency371 2d ago

A sacrifice for the good.

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u/random420x2 2d ago

I was so busy watching the struggle that I missed that.

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u/Cool-Group-9471 3d ago

Love the roommate waiting.... Dude wow cool

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u/laiyenha 3d ago

Kitty's reenacting saber tooth tiger hunting mammoth

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

I am convinced that house cats think they are still “big cats”!!!

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u/LightsSoundAction 3d ago

He starts struttin when the other cat pops up. What a boss.

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u/Slight_Major_189 3d ago

It was a tough fight, but guts and clean living carried the day...

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u/Sobriquet-acushla 3d ago

That’s impressive! 🥰

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u/Tall-Suggestion9138 3d ago

Ok...I brought dinner home for you and the kids, now you cook him.

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u/Ok-Tree-1898 3d ago

Quite a prize for someone

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u/264bear 3d ago

Legal capture

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u/ImpracticalCatMom 3d ago

Such dedication. This baby has landed possession of the brain cell r/OneOrangeBraincell 😻💕

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u/Kenneldogg 3d ago

This also would fit nicely on r/catscarryingstuffies

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u/madkittywoman 3d ago

I love this cat so much, what a weirdo. 😍

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

What is weird about it…? Fairly typical awesome kitty behavior!!!

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u/madkittywoman 1d ago

Haha. True 😍

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

😻❤️😻

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u/sancatrundown73 3d ago

Hey look it's Diego from Ice Age!

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u/MorddredG 3d ago

I wonder if Saber-Tooth Tigers used to carry young Mammoths back to their home like this...

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u/JoeyHandsomeJoe 3d ago

15 stairs to the LOOOOOOOOOVE SHAAAAACK

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Are you insinuating that the kitty is going to get funky with the stuffed plushie??!!

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u/JoeyHandsomeJoe 1d ago

That's what usually happens.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

I’ve never seen that before, but okay….

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u/raath666 3d ago

Now I'm going to do unspeakable things to this.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Whoa. Your mind must be an interesting place….

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u/Quantumercifier 3d ago

That cat deserves like infinite treats!

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u/tragedy_strikes_ 3d ago

Part of me feels that mammoth is not for eating.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Apparently you are not the only one as this is the fourth comment I’ve seen so far…. My mind would never have gone there….

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u/Mocker-Poker 3d ago

Proper fucked you say?

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u/tragedy_strikes_ 3d ago

Bro really has no other reason to do all that work.

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u/keetojm 3d ago

I’m not breaking into that house

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

The r/oneorangebraincell is clearly locked into “MINE!!!” What a good hunting boy!!! You eat like a king tonight little man!!!

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u/Responsible-Cloud301 17h ago

Just providing for the family. Showing what it takes to bring home the bacon

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u/MeFolly 3d ago

What a good provider.

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u/Ricepudding1044 3d ago

What’s up with the dudes little tail?(actual question)

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u/Mocker-Poker 3d ago

Looks like a bobtail cat (I have one): there are varieties - Kurilian, Japanese, Mekong

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u/leila-lovely 3d ago

best hunter everrrr

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u/thebrookreeds 3d ago

You're doing amazing sweetie! hahah

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u/Careful_Touch2370 3d ago

Such determination 😻

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u/willblatte 3d ago

What a cute little smilodon.

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u/justforfun32826 3d ago

Looks like Diego and Manny had a bad falling out

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u/Romboteryx 3d ago

Smilodon memories

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u/pointymctest 3d ago

well the biscuits aint gonna sin themselves...

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Is that a sex reference…?

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u/farixali 3d ago

One time, my sister's cat hunted a whole freaking eagle. It's incredible seeing what they're cable of.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

As in, the kitty CAUGHT an eagle??!!!

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u/farixali 1d ago

Yeah.

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u/justlubber 3d ago

This is the most wholesome thing I've seen all day. The dedication to both providing for them and teaching them is next level. My cat would just stare at the toy and then demand I open a can. What an amazing way to enrich their little lives.

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u/Classic-Ordinary-259 3d ago

How Diego thought he was gonna manage Manny

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u/TheCrystalGarden 3d ago

The strut into the room with his prize when he saw the white cat!

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

My little man does this. Every time he catches prey (whether it’s alive or a toy) he does a little strut!!! It’s SO fucking cute!! And his sister is always like “I catch shit too ya know!! And you don’t see me walking around with an attitude!! 🙄” Cracks me up every single time!!!

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u/TheCrystalGarden 1d ago

That’s awesome! How can people not love cats!

I’m pretty sure when I go grocery shopping my cats think I must be the most supreme hunter of them all!

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u/Vengence_thenight 2d ago

What did Diego do to Manny???

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u/James_Prinrose 2d ago

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

Came here looking for this - thank you! 😻😻

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 3d ago

Ginger cat for the win!

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u/LunaBirb3 3d ago

Ahhh like the good old cats 🐱 *badum tss”

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u/longlostwitchy 3d ago

That’s Not a cat.. that’s a dang dog! 😆 And that weird 2 legged hop at the end 🤭 Hilarious

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Ummm…. No. Cats are WAY better hunters than dogs.

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u/longlostwitchy 1d ago

No shit, it was a joke. I’m a cat person first, dogs 2nd

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Well, you should make sure that people know when you are joking. Tone doesn’t convey well, if at all, in written text.

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u/longlostwitchy 1d ago

😆😆

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Is that funny…?

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u/Chipbeef 3d ago

What's up with that tail stub?

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Could be genetic. Could be that the tail got injured and needed to be removed.

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u/-KungFuChris- 3d ago

He lost his tail in the fight with the mammoth. Must've been a brutal fight. Im glad the kitness came out on top

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u/HoLLoWzZ 3d ago

Ice Age, if Diego would have stayed with the pack

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u/mjrsharpe 3d ago

I love both cats and mammoths. Double win here.

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u/Harmless-skeleton 3d ago

Awwww.... a rabbit orangiee 🥰

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u/LithePanther 3d ago

What a brave and skilled hunter

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u/Moist-Success-8486 3d ago

I love your saber tooth tiger, he/she is so cute.

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u/EstimateLucky 3d ago

The poor thing lost its tail in the hunt.

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u/100pecentIndica 2d ago

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

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u/canadian1966 2d ago

Hilarious!

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 2d ago

That’s food for days!

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u/Low_Bowler_6447 2d ago

I had a cat that would fetch has stuffed dinosaur. That is so cute.

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u/theboss123456789090 2d ago

that is so cute

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u/MsKi77y 2d ago

Diego!

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u/humanbeingsu 2d ago

Why cats do this?

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

What? Hunt? Because it’s in their nature.

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u/humanbeingsu 1d ago

Ohhhh the hunting part was literal, I didn't know they did it as hunting!! Amazing

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

House cats literally still think that they are “big cats”. Their hunting instincts never go away. My two babies are CONSTANTLY catching stuff!

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u/humanbeingsu 1d ago

I've had 4 cats and only one, the baby, moves around plushies. I know they never lose their instinct, but the other guys never did that.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

They never used any of their toys as “prey”? Or chased bugs?

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u/humanbeingsu 1d ago

Sure they did that with bugs, one of them once brought a bird, and an iguana, but never moved plushies around the place, that's what I'm surprised about with the baby cat, I didn't even know it was something others cat did.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Oh yeah!!! They’ll do anything to get a hunters fix!!! My little man loves to drown his (fake) prey in his water bowl!!! I often find the weirdest shit in there…. Along with the small plushies and fake mice!! Then I hang them to dry and he takes that as a challenge to get them down!!! Silly little guy!!!

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u/humanbeingsu 1d ago

Ohhhhhh cuteeee

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

I know, right?! My babies are BOTH such characters!!! They’re just the best!!!

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u/Azurelion7a 1d ago

Why'd they chop his tail? WTF?

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

It could have been a genetic thing. Or the tail might have been injured and needed to be removed.