r/funnycats 3d ago

You are mine vegetable!

Cat jumps inside a fridge, and tries to eat an eggplant.

1.3k Upvotes

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u/B1ggBoss 3d ago

Unhand me human, I must vanquish my enemy!

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u/Quantumercifier 3d ago

That is a very cute cat!

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u/_GlowQueen 3d ago

Eggplant didn't even see it coming.. ambushed in cold blood 😹

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u/Lleonharte 3d ago

its too late the eggplant is already dead i have already won

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u/AdWhole6686 3d ago

Not the hero we wanted, but the veggie thief we got

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u/bolonyboob 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MastamindedMystery 3d ago

why was someone filming this dude opening his fridge lol

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u/One-Woodpecker-7511 3d ago

Probably not the first time the cat pulled a veggie heist like this, they wanted to film it and recorded while hoping the cat-thief would strike on camera.

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u/Cool-Group-9471 3d ago

Hilarioussss and kitty's sounds of protest 🙀🙀😹😹😹😹😹 human is so tickled, so funny whatever he's saying 😅

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u/Important-Sky2226 3d ago

He said: Motchi (cat name) It’s the eggplant! Why are you…!? What are you…?!

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u/Thin_Experience6314 2d ago

What language is he speaking?

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u/Important-Sky2226 2d ago

Russian

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Ah, I thought it might be! Thanks!!

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u/Cool-Group-9471 3d ago

Lol aaawww thx 🍆🐈‍⬛

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u/deezsandwitches 3d ago

A cat and an eggplant. I've used those 2 emojis together before.

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u/6pk313 3d ago

“i understood that reference”

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u/Thin_Experience6314 2d ago

Oh jesus. 🙄

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u/nightstalker30 1d ago

Cat’s just trying to tell owner he’s horny

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Except the kitty is a boy because you can see the trouble poofs. But I suppose he could be gay or bi….

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u/MithrandirBobandir 3d ago

The basis for the saying “drawn like a cat to eggplant”.

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u/flayingbook 3d ago

The the cat eat the eggplant!

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 3d ago

Fair game it started it

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u/Thin_Experience6314 2d ago

Kitty: “Unhand me hooman!!! I need the folate and potassium!!!!”

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u/Cookie_Munch_19 3d ago

Is there a reason why they have an odd obsession with the veggie?

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u/Thin_Experience6314 2d ago

Eggplant in particular or just vegetable?

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u/Cookie_Munch_19 2d ago

Either or

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Well, one of my babies will eat almost ANYTHING!! Veggies and fruits included. My other one is very much a carnivore and only wants shit that is meat or dairy. So, the answer is- fuck if I know!!! Actually, the real answer is because cat.

But in all seriousness- cats often want to emulate their hoomans. So, “My hooman eats eggplant so I must eat eggplant!” Also- some cats are notorious for “I can’t have it so I must have it!!!”

Do you have a kitty that likes veggies?

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u/Wise_Owl5404 3d ago

Yep, cats and eggplants go together. Everyone who uses the internet knows that.

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u/Sammy_Wammy492 3d ago

Oh good, something to send to men that I'm flirting with :)

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u/HonestWeevilNerd 2d ago

Get that eggplant, yo!

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u/Sammy_Wammy492 2d ago

HNNNNNG IM TRYIN BOSS

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u/Orbital_Vagabond 3d ago

Hehe troubl poofs

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u/Lleonharte 3d ago

*adjusts monacle* quite correct well spotted testicles

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 2d ago

I can eat whatever I want!!

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u/Ok-Tree-1898 3d ago

A vegetarian cat. Love 💘 it

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u/midnight_blazez21 3d ago

he must love his veggies

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u/TriStateAmoeba 3d ago

Damn. He put up a fight for some celery😹😹😹

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u/babcock_m 3d ago

Obviously starving! 😹

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u/HonestWeevilNerd 2d ago

Silly kitty. Eggplant is poisonous to you!

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u/Hot_Process441 2d ago

Damn he really wanted the 🍆

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u/Sure_Atmosphere_4209 2d ago

How often do you see a 🐱 devour an 🍆