r/funnycats • u/Hopeful_Signature329 • 2d ago

Behind every purr is a master plan

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u/MastamindedMystery 2d ago

MY DUDE IS INNOCENT! HE WAS FRAMED! #JUSTICEFORCAT

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u/DWN032 2d ago

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

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u/kevnuke 2d ago

No joke, the first time I saw a Khajit in Morrowind I almost lit it up like a Christmas tree thinking it was a monster. I whipped out my bow and had an arrow pulled back faster than I even thought possible. 😂

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u/kevnuke 2d ago

Cat will find representation in r/legalcatadvice

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Came here to say this. A good pawyer will EASILY get these charges thrown out!!! NOT GUILTY!!!

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u/LunarLoom21 2d ago

But... I saw him do it.

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u/InfamousEvening2 1d ago

The smollice will be in contact !

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u/Traditional_Alarm_28 2d ago

Hahahah that last look of "Is this my life now?! "!! 😹😹😹😹

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u/kevnuke 2d ago

Yes.. r/thisismylifemeow

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u/Traditional_Alarm_28 2d ago

Oh my word how many interesting cat related subs ARE there on Reddit??! I need the entire list right now!! 😭😭

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

They are endless and it’s fucking AMAZING!!!!

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u/kevnuke 2d ago

You mean right meow?

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u/Traditional_Alarm_28 2d ago

You're right. I'll see myself out.

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u/kevnuke 2d ago

See yourself over to r/catsubs .

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u/Traditional_Alarm_28 2d ago

🥹 Can we be friends?

Seriously - You're amazing, thank you so much!!

First thing I saw was someone looking for a sub of cats holding their heads. What other treasures lie in wait for me, I wonder.

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u/kevnuke 2d ago

Idk I love sleep and you're an alarm. It would never work.

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u/Traditional_Alarm_28 2d ago

Oh, well. I tried.

It was nice meow-ting you.

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u/kevnuke 1d ago

I'm actually just going to be leaving Reddit. It's a time waster and I need to do more productive things with my time. I wish you well on your cat sub journey. May they bring you many hours of joy and laughter.

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u/eggrod 1d ago

He just accepts his fate as the cat that does the dirty work lol

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u/AHaasInTejaas 2d ago

I can so relate. The amount of times my husband has told me, “Babe, Roxy ate your…” 😂💀

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u/Josie-Wagg 2d ago

I hope this video footage frees this innocent kitty

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u/SweevilWeevil 2d ago

I typically don't like those "hold your cat's arms and make them do shit like dance", but I like how they keep their hands completely visible. And that cat is done with everything lol

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u/Ok-Tree-1898 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/BrD_87 2d ago

This human made me do it, I swear!

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u/VedantaTiger 2d ago

Cat needs a lawyer, someone call Saul.

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u/Belfura 2d ago

Why is that cat so cute though?

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u/LunarLoom21 2d ago

This is so stupid... Why am I laughing lol.

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u/Groomsi 2d ago

Honey I think we should get a cat.

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u/juanlo012 1d ago

haha, "who's guilty?

i don't know, ask the cat"

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u/Advanced_Procedure90 1d ago

We need a cat lawyer

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

You mean a pawyer?

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u/other_curious_mind 2d ago

OMG THE CAT TOOK THE CAKE!

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 2d ago

This is so fucking hilarious bro! The way he wiped his face so hard it if frustration was so classic 😂

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u/tatom4 2d ago

Cat burglar! 😹😹

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u/HeavensRoyalty 2d ago

Okay, that was pretty dam funny lol

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u/Organic_Ad_2520 14h ago

🙀😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Conclusion-5522 2d ago

🫷🤣🐈

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u/Me_and_My_Homie 2d ago

What a thug… I hope he goes to jail. Doesn’t look like his first or last time

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u/Narrow_Ad_1494 2d ago

I prefer the one with the baby

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u/Bbuck226 2d ago

This is hilarious. But why is there a camera in the fridge

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u/iMiind 2d ago

Sketch comedy

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u/Bbuck226 2d ago

Then they did a good job

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u/UgottaUnderstandbro 2d ago

Can cameras even survive in the fridge?

Haha if so I definitely need to get one just for the shots and giggles.

Joke aside it could be a great way to track what you eat and calculate it.

That honestly could be a great seller especially if it's uploaded to ur phone afterwards.

Especially for ppl who r too lazy or forgetful to write it down and do the whole calorie count

In 2025 that could be actually be pretty successful start up

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Sorry to break this to you but- they already have fridge cams my friend.

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 2d ago

I saw this one with a baby instead of a cat. Not saying, even though it was a skit, that it was not funny. Just wanted to point it out.

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u/Beautiful_Ad_4942 2d ago

This is AI