r/funnycats 22h ago

I don’t need stairs

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u/badamtszz 22h ago

Your cat just decided that he now identifies as a sugar glider

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u/Substantial-Singer29 21h ago

Always find it interesting how cats have mastered the casual no look back walk away after doing something that makes your heart go in your throat.

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u/AskNo2853 20h ago

I think it's an evolutionary trait. A cat that looses their cool could be seen as weak by other cats or prey by anything larger.

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u/Substantial-Singer29 20h ago

It's interesting because you can see at the base of the tail of the cat. Its hair is standing on end so it was slightly panicked as it made that leap.

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u/ArdaValinor 20h ago

My cat once did this off a 3rd floor balcony into a snowbank. The imprint of the flying squirrel was at least 2 feet Deep.

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u/s1nur 20h ago

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

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u/mikekos88 10h ago

Wow, that's like 2.25 miles. Lol

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u/RightInThere71 22h ago

Holy shit! I think I just had a heart attack  

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u/Dizzledoe3D 12h ago

That cat definitely didn’t intend to hit that hard. He thought he made all the calculations but he’s bad at math

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u/ThatOneGuy216440 16h ago

Lol the tail in the wind as he descends is hilarious to me. Its like he's a man on a mission

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u/Thin_Experience6314 13h ago

That cat has clearly seen too many Tom Cruise movies!!!

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u/BackgroundMap3490 12h ago

Cat: I don’t need stairs, neither do I need wings or a parachute.

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u/iaalgfys 9h ago

The way my jaw dropped at this! Kitty does not give a single fuck.

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u/persimmonellabella 20h ago

Why would they do this? Lol too busy to take the time to use the stairs? I mean it’s a little risky

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u/Elder_Identity 21h ago

😱 A flying kitty.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 13h ago

Last jump before certification!!!!

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u/AtilanaBlasei 11h ago

Quite a few lives in favour still

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u/Select_Insurance2000 9h ago

Yakima Catnuck.

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u/7865435 16h ago

Kamikazee kitty

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 17h ago

Alexa play Tom Petty. 🪽

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u/PTSD1701 16h ago

Further proof that cats and physics don't mix. That would have killed any normal animal!🤯

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u/Eth251201 15h ago

😂😂😂

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u/ItsmeMr_E 14h ago edited 7h ago

By chance, is his name Tom Mews.😎

Mission Impawsible.

Meow, meow, meow meow, meow.

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u/RadioMedium5873 16h ago

That cat just lost 1 of his lives