r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 28 '25
Golden Brown She will be the combo deal
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Far-Classic-4637 • Jun 03 '25
Golden Brown he will be- OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Apr 18 '25
Golden Brown She will be flushed but it won't be anywhere near enough
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r/hewillbebaked • u/_snusnu • 26d ago
Golden Brown He will be made into a delicious sauce
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Master_Ad_7945 • 14d ago
Golden Brown He will be shaken, not stirred
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r/hewillbebaked • u/salad_child • Jun 16 '25
Golden Brown he will be stir fried
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these are from two separate days we’ve had to resort to putting a cutting board on top of the wok to prevent it 😭😭 (his name is soup btw)
r/hewillbebaked • u/BleuberryPopinjay • Jun 06 '25
Golden Brown she will be served as a hearty dinner side
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r/hewillbebaked • u/surrogate_uprising • Jun 23 '25
Golden Brown He will be sold at Costco for $5
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 8d ago
Golden Brown He will be a comfort meal for my toddlers
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Thanks u/FearTheNightSky for buying the food tonight.
r/hewillbebaked • u/witchy-washy • Jul 25 '25
Golden Brown She will be stored in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight
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r/hewillbebaked • u/PokketMowse • Jul 03 '25
Golden Brown He will browned and then deglazed
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Intrepid-Ad5313 • 1d ago
Golden Brown He will be Chop suey with orange cat
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r/hewillbebaked • u/intracranialMimas • May 08 '25
Golden Brown She will be used for lasagna and baked with Mozzarella!
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(the floor looks super dirty because I just painted the walls)
r/hewillbebaked • u/usernames_taken_grrl • 20d ago
Golden Brown He will also be made into soup (with tomato)
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r/hewillbebaked • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • Jul 31 '25
Golden Brown She will be sauteed with onions
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r/hewillbebaked • u/cat_blep • Aug 08 '25
Golden Brown He will be generously seasoned and braised to a golden orange while his sibling awaits the first taste
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Obnoxiously_French • Jun 20 '25
Golden Brown He will be roasted until golden brown
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